Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
“Wait, how did I score higher on the autism test than you?”
- my friend who is much smarter than me, yet I am the one who has actually been diagnosed with autism.
He got a much higher score than me, btw.
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
*it's funny because Vision actually was just created, so it's not just an expression*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
-A quote from something unrelated to Monty Python, but still referenced it
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Ding-dong, I know you can hear me, open up the door! I only wanna play a little- ding-dong, you can’t keep me waiting, it’s already too late for you to try and run, I see you through the window! Our eyes are Locked together! I can sense your horror, though I’d like to see it closer!”
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"you're a furry!"
"what's next, I'm also short? who could've guessed!?"
"NO! I mean- I bet you watch gay furry femboys!"
"I HAVE A MIRROR!!!"
"NO- I mean- ur like... really a furry!"
"NO S##T SHERLOCK; I HAVE A FURSONA!!!"
- conversation with one of my classmates (I am orange)
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"So how'd this prophet die?"
"They killed him for spoiling Sonic 3."
"Barbaric!"
"I know he is, but he's your only option."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Holy sh!t I look hot in that image!"
- Me
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"And I think there's a greater meaning to this!"
- Click, reading furry memes
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"Mom once said she loved me
Just the way I am,
So I wonder what would happen
If I became a clam.
If her son was gray and slimy,
Slippery and slimy,
An oversized hors d'oeuvre,
Would Mom still have the nerve?"
- Calvin
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
"Stab wound? You mean extra pocket."
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Rumpelstiltskin is pointing a gun at my head.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
“Protect your kids, lock your doors, cause they’re raising hell! Did you hear about the Girl Gang at Rydell?”
(ok last quote from that video)
"So I had a friend called Polities."
"Ok..."
"He got smashed."
"Congratulations!"
"By a cyclops."
"Oh. We all have different preferences."
"With a club."
"Oh."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Ten people died in the Bronx last night during a fire in the Bronx that killed ten people last night during a fire in the Bronx.”
”fire officials report all ten people died because the fire was too hot for their bodies.”
“Wait, how did I score higher on the autism test than you?”
- my friend who is much smarter than me, yet I am the one who has actually been diagnosed with autism.
He got a much higher score than me, btw.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
“I cast economic recession.”
“What have we learned about the unforgivable curses?”
”they aren’t unforgivable if I never apologized.”
“pink goes good with green.”
“The best way to kill Batman is to be a severely unmarketable character.”
“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”
"You are unbearably naive."
-Ultron
"Well, I was born yesterday."
-Vision
*it's funny because Vision actually was just created, so it's not just an expression*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
“Preaching is just professional yapping.”
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
“THEY EXPECTED US! THEY EXPECTED ALL OF US”
-A quote from something unrelated to Monty Python, but still referenced it
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Ding-dong, I know you can hear me, open up the door! I only wanna play a little- ding-dong, you can’t keep me waiting, it’s already too late for you to try and run, I see you through the window! Our eyes are Locked together! I can sense your horror, though I’d like to see it closer!”