Somebody once asked “Could I spar some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place” I said “yep, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself” and we could al use a little change - Smash Mouth, All Star
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"The only thing anyone needs to be special is to believe that you can be. I know that sounds like a cat poster, but its true." - Vetruvius, The Lego Movie
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"Im about to speak in McDonald's. So, it's a new Mcyear. Thats actually pretty Mccrazy. Time mcflies by so mcfast, huh?" -me, speaking in McDonald's for some mcreason
“Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!“
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“It’s all s[GP]y, so it just depends on how you look at it. You can dwell on the s[GP]t, or you can just leave it behind in people’s beds and keep going.” -Scanlan Shorthalt
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
One high five and two thumbs up.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Alright, I’ll never doubt the Nothic ability again
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“NEW [GP] JERSEY” -Graavel 2023
BEANS
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"Right up to the area of the cave" -Wrabit in The Ancient Terror. 2023.
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
"Never gonna give you up!" -Rick Astley, who just Rickrolled you
*Wait have I already done him*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Somebody once asked “Could I spar some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place” I said “yep, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself” and we could al use a little change - Smash Mouth, All Star
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
“Though I’m past one hundred thousand miles, I’m feeling very still, and I think my spaceship knows which way to go” - David Bowie, Space Oddity
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
"The only thing anyone needs to be special is to believe that you can be. I know that sounds like a cat poster, but its true." - Vetruvius, The Lego Movie
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
"Im about to speak in McDonald's. So, it's a new Mcyear. Thats actually pretty Mccrazy. Time mcflies by so mcfast, huh?" -me, speaking in McDonald's for some mcreason
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more,
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there’s nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility,
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger:
Stiffen the sinews, conjure up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favoured rage,
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect:
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English,
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof,
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument.
Dishonour not your mothers: now attest
That those whom you called fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war.And you, good yeomen,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture:let us swear
That you are worth your breeding, which I doubt not,
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game’s afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint George!’"
-Wiliam Shakespeare, Henry V Act 3 Scene 1
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Deltarune scene
"The cookie does come with a price." -Lancer
"What's the price?" -Susie
"Zero dollars." -Lancer
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter!
Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!“
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
“You’ve defeated beholders, slaughtered illithids in the Underdark, deep in the belly of the planet, but this DOOR bests you.” -Matthew Mercer
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
"I know how to find the meaning of life! It's simple. Just find a dictionary then go to the L section." -me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Literally every dnd party ever *
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
“It’s all s[GP]y, so it just depends on how you look at it. You can dwell on the s[GP]t, or you can just leave it behind in people’s beds and keep going.” -Scanlan Shorthalt
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
“One things for sure, we’re all gonna be a lot thinner!” -Han Solo
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
"what are you, some kind of living ventriloquist dummy?" -Bill Cipher
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Say, you wanna play tag? I’m It.” -the collector
“Szerucharz, glad you could make it to the party!” -My character Herionidus from the universe smorgasbord after Szerucharz tried eating their corpse.