“Going to the candidates’ debate, laugh about it, shout about it, when you’ve got to choose, every way you look at it you lose. Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
What’s that you say Mrs. Robinson? Joltin Joe has left and gone away” - Simon & Garfunkel, Mrs. Robinson
Joe DiMaggio was a hero in Simon and Garfunkel’s eyes, in this case he symbolizes a hero. In other words they are asking “Where have all the hero’s gone?”
"You call it evil; I call it efficiency with a touch of malevolence."
-Lucifer Krell, my campaign's top villain
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"Foolish mortals, clinging to life like flickering candles. I am the chill wind that extinguishes your feeble flames, leaving only the cold embrace of the abyss."
-also lucifer krell
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
“Going to the candidates’ debate, laugh about it, shout about it, when you’ve got to choose, every way you look at it you lose. Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
What’s that you say Mrs. Robinson? Joltin Joe has left and gone away” - Simon & Garfunkel, Mrs. Robinson
Joe DiMaggio was a hero in Simon and Garfunkel’s eyes, in this case he symbolizes a hero. In other words they are asking “Where have all the hero’s gone?”
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
"You call it evil; I call it efficiency with a touch of malevolence."
-Lucifer Krell, my campaign's top villain
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"What are you doing?" -Flowerfield
"Eating reality, which has turned into a chicken." -me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Oh poop." -Vector, Despicable Me
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
"They are NOT pajamas. It's my warm-up suit." -Vector
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
— Yogi Berra
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"He punched my shark!" -Vector
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
"Foolish mortals, clinging to life like flickering candles. I am the chill wind that extinguishes your feeble flames, leaving only the cold embrace of the abyss."
-also lucifer krell
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"Vector!!! That's me, because I commit crimes with both direction and magnitude." -Vector
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Knowledge is not for the faint-hearted. The highest knowledge is only for the gods."
-Odin
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!
“He’s not a whale. He’s an underwater cop.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"Antidote to chair saws is in front of you." -Mr Puzzles
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
”Antidote is a ghost. Has been dead 100 years. You fail puzzle number 1.” — Mr. Puzzles
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"A hundred whales crash through the ceiling." -Script to Mister Puzzles, made by old ai
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“God will be my coworker now.” — Last words of a coworker
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"My dad will pay you to not kill me. My mom might not." -Jennifer, Mr Puzzles wants you to be less alive
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
"Oh no. A child made of corn. Oh no. An angry Couglar. Oh no. A guy named Jason." -Jennifer
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Jennifer screams the scream of many sequels.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"I am not a robot, I am a unicorn." -Cleverbot
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“What is God to you?”
”Not everything.”
”Not everything could also be something. For example, not everything could be half of something. Which is still something, and therefor not nothing.”
”Very true.”
”I would like to imagine it is.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis