Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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Basic Rules (2014)
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*I’m not sure, unfortunately.*
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-How Do You Do, I- See you met my faithful handyman. He’s just a little brought down because, when you knocked, He thought you were the candyman-_
_-Queen on a throne of Bouquets-_ _-ready for Clown boy summer-_ _-A heart in Summer Nights-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“I'm a fish inside a birdcage
My brother always sings me songs
With his beak he tries to soothe me
He makes me feel that I belong
And tells me things that must be true
Like there's a world where I can take flight
Where I can freely move,”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-How Do You Do, I- See you met my faithful handyman. He’s just a little brought down because, when you knocked, He thought you were the candyman-_
_-Queen on a throne of Bouquets-_ _-ready for Clown boy summer-_ _-A heart in Summer Nights-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Say, Buck, when exactly did you lose your mind?"
"A couple weeks ago! I woke up and I was married to a pineapple! An UGLY pineapple! But I loved her...."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Soul of Steel, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
"A rotted corpse, a knife, a molot-AAAAGH (Intense shooting)"
-Me playing HUNT: Showdown
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
“Fair is the stupidest word humans ever invented, except staycation.”
”I took the form of a 45 year old white man for a reason. I can only fail up.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-How Do You Do, I- See you met my faithful handyman. He’s just a little brought down because, when you knocked, He thought you were the candyman-_
_-Queen on a throne of Bouquets-_ _-ready for Clown boy summer-_ _-A heart in Summer Nights-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“Cube”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"So, yeah. Crazy 40-year-old botanists with knives are officially more dangerous than trained and vengeful 22-year-old martial artists with metal pipes."
-Me explaining the first mission of Sifu to my friend
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"Pyramid"
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
“Rhombicdodecahedron”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"Disdyakis triacontahedron"
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
“supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit"
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
“Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"Floccinaucinihilipilification"
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
“Is it really grave robbing if your cleric uses dark magic to animate the dead and make it ‘willingly’ hand over the magical battle axe?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"
(How did it get bolded, I'm on mobile. I think my post got infected I can't switch back aaaaaaaa)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.