a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"You know, that sounds a lot like an absolute to me."
-Yours Truly
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Stop simping for fictional characters. Even if they were real, they're way out of your league.
"In mainline pokemon games, pokemon hide in the tall grass and you catch them. In pokemon legends games, you hide in the grass and POKEMON. CATCH. YOU."
-A thing I saw online
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Stop simping for fictional characters. Even if they were real, they're way out of your league.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"You've tasted that embalmed meat. The rot. The borax. Can you stomach it? I find it so much easier to swallow than the idea that they sent you those tins willingly. The diseases your society has are not any known sort of bacteria, fungus, virus. Instead, I believe the plague to be brought on by a formerly insignificant mammal: homo sapiens. Your very own kith and kin. I have tasted the vilest toxins and diseases in the food your country makes, but the only chemical that has made me sick is the most corrosive of substances, your human greed."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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"today I shall steal the flesh of my creations."
-me talking about making mask of my characters
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"Only a sith deals in absolutes."
-Obi-Wan Kenobi
"You know, that sounds a lot like an absolute to me."
-Yours Truly
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Stop simping for fictional characters. Even if they were real, they're way out of your league.
"In mainline pokemon games, pokemon hide in the tall grass and you catch them. In pokemon legends games, you hide in the grass and POKEMON. CATCH. YOU."
-A thing I saw online
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Stop simping for fictional characters. Even if they were real, they're way out of your league.
"theres something on your face."
*punches*
"IT WAS PAIN"
-asdf movies
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"You've tasted that embalmed meat. The rot. The borax. Can you stomach it? I find it so much easier to swallow than the idea that they sent you those tins willingly. The diseases your society has are not any known sort of bacteria, fungus, virus. Instead, I believe the plague to be brought on by a formerly insignificant mammal: homo sapiens. Your very own kith and kin. I have tasted the vilest toxins and diseases in the food your country makes, but the only chemical that has made me sick is the most corrosive of substances, your human greed."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels