a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"You know, that sounds a lot like an absolute to me."
-Yours Truly
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. Eating too much pie is okay, though, since the sin of pi is always zero.
"In mainline pokemon games, pokemon hide in the tall grass and you catch them. In pokemon legends games, you hide in the grass and POKEMON. CATCH. YOU."
-A thing I saw online
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. Eating too much pie is okay, though, since the sin of pi is always zero.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"You've tasted that embalmed meat. The rot. The borax. Can you stomach it? I find it so much easier to swallow than the idea that they sent you those tins willingly. The diseases your society has are not any known sort of bacteria, fungus, virus. Instead, I believe the plague to be brought on by a formerly insignificant mammal: homo sapiens. Your very own kith and kin. I have tasted the vilest toxins and diseases in the food your country makes, but the only chemical that has made me sick is the most corrosive of substances, your human greed."
"You've tasted that embalmed meat. The rot. The borax. Can you stomach it? I find it so much easier to swallow than the idea that they sent you those tins willingly. The diseases your society has are not any known sort of bacteria, fungus, virus. Instead, I believe the plague to be brought on by a formerly insignificant mammal: homo sapiens. Your very own kith and kin. I have tasted the vilest toxins and diseases in the food your country makes, but the only chemical that has made me sick is the most corrosive of substances, your human greed."
what is this from
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"I've heard of denial, but I don't think it's real."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. Eating too much pie is okay, though, since the sin of pi is always zero.
"You've tasted that embalmed meat. The rot. The borax. Can you stomach it? I find it so much easier to swallow than the idea that they sent you those tins willingly. The diseases your society has are not any known sort of bacteria, fungus, virus. Instead, I believe the plague to be brought on by a formerly insignificant mammal: homo sapiens. Your very own kith and kin. I have tasted the vilest toxins and diseases in the food your country makes, but the only chemical that has made me sick is the most corrosive of substances, your human greed."
that one character from Gauntlet Dark Legacy i think it was
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he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Friend:"my entire family died my mom, my dad, my wife, my sister, my brother, my grandparents, my cats, my dog."
me"... wow sucks to suck lmao"
-scene from a DND session
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
but they were all of them deceived...
for another reindeer was made..."
yes top ten quotes
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. Eating too much pie is okay, though, since the sin of pi is always zero.
Friend: "So you simp for Skull Merchant?" Other friend: "I did NOT say that!" Me: "Why do you sound so defensive? Your romantic opinions on her are completely valid."
Me: (singing 'Choose Your Fighter' very badly) Friend: "Can you please stop that?" Me: "I'M GETTING IN CHARACTER!"
Friend: "HOLY SH*T!!!!!" Me: "Yeah, that's the effect I was going for."
Friend: "So we all agree that Nurse x Wraith is a canon ship, right?" Me: "Yup." Friend #2: "Since when were we talking about this?"
–Average conversations while playing Dead by Daylight
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
I am the favorite idiot of the fox
I'm active most days, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
"I.T. our weapons don't work against the monster."
"then use different weapons."
"I.T. what are the different weapons?"
"not the weapons your using."
"What is the exact name of the weapons that will allow us to defeat this monster"
"I don't know do I look like a dictionary"
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"I have 3 good reasons for being interested in you. 1: I am completely smitten by your good looks. 2: I'm dying to know if I'm your type... And I guess your abilities would be a distant third."
– King Bill of Figaro, Final Fantasy III (peak fiction btw)
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
I am the favorite idiot of the fox
I'm active most days, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
"I could spend ages Remembering the way you fell from space A streak of fire A liquid plate, of oxytocin lipstick In the flames And I could spend days, I know Writing code to reconstruct your face But I forget so fast My hard drive might as well have been erased But you (O-o-o) know I'm pulling my head above water (O-o-o) I never care long enough to call ya I wish I was sober I wish I had time I can't stop, I won't stop Until you are mine I'm ready, (O-o-o) to turn off my mind I could spend ages Combing through the threads to make ends meet But there is nothing like The feeling that I get when we're in deep I could spend all my time Writing code to reconstruct her face But doubtless in the night time I'll be mesmerized By others cold embrace But you (O-o-o) know I can't feel love any longer (O-o-o) I never care long enough to call ya I wish I was sober I wish I had time I can't stop, I won't stop Until you are mine I'm ready, (O-o-o) to turn off my mind I'm ready, (O-o-o) to turn off my mind I'm pulling my head above water I never get along enough to call ya I wish I was sober I wish I had time I can't stop, I won't stop Until you are mine I'm ready (O-o-o) I can't feel love any longer (O-o-o) I never care long enough to call ya Oh, I wish I was sober I wish I had time I can't stop, I won't stop Until you are mine I'm ready, (O-o-o) to turn off my mind I'm ready, (O-o-o) to turn off my mind." ---- Switching Off, sn0wcrash
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wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator current obsessions: sn0wcrash and Nico Young you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
"today I shall steal the flesh of my creations."
-me talking about making mask of my characters
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"Only a sith deals in absolutes."
-Obi-Wan Kenobi
"You know, that sounds a lot like an absolute to me."
-Yours Truly
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. Eating too much pie is okay, though, since the sin of pi is always zero.
"In mainline pokemon games, pokemon hide in the tall grass and you catch them. In pokemon legends games, you hide in the grass and POKEMON. CATCH. YOU."
-A thing I saw online
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. Eating too much pie is okay, though, since the sin of pi is always zero.
"theres something on your face."
*punches*
"IT WAS PAIN"
-asdf movies
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"You've tasted that embalmed meat. The rot. The borax. Can you stomach it? I find it so much easier to swallow than the idea that they sent you those tins willingly. The diseases your society has are not any known sort of bacteria, fungus, virus. Instead, I believe the plague to be brought on by a formerly insignificant mammal: homo sapiens. Your very own kith and kin. I have tasted the vilest toxins and diseases in the food your country makes, but the only chemical that has made me sick is the most corrosive of substances, your human greed."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
what is this from
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"I've heard of denial, but I don't think it's real."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. Eating too much pie is okay, though, since the sin of pi is always zero.
My source is I made it up, your honor
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“Pardon me, but that was MINE!”
that one character from Gauntlet Dark Legacy i think it was
he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
“I WILL GET YOU!”
the Minotaur from Gauntlet Dark Legacy
he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
Friend:"my entire family died my mom, my dad, my wife, my sister, my brother, my grandparents, my cats, my dog."
me"... wow sucks to suck lmao"
-scene from a DND session
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
but they were all of them deceived...
for another reindeer was made..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
yes top ten quotes
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"You are by far the worst pirate of I have ever heard of."
"But you have heard of me."
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"If you were waiting for the opportune moment - that was it."
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"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a - *falls down the stairs*".
Just some Pirates of the Caribbean quotes for y'all :)
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
"Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. Eating too much pie is okay, though, since the sin of pi is always zero.
Friend: "So you simp for Skull Merchant?"
Other friend: "I did NOT say that!"
Me: "Why do you sound so defensive? Your romantic opinions on her are completely valid."
Me: (singing 'Choose Your Fighter' very badly)
Friend: "Can you please stop that?"
Me: "I'M GETTING IN CHARACTER!"
Friend: "HOLY SH*T!!!!!"
Me: "Yeah, that's the effect I was going for."
Friend: "So we all agree that Nurse x Wraith is a canon ship, right?"
Me: "Yup."
Friend #2: "Since when were we talking about this?"
–Average conversations while playing Dead by Daylight
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
I am the favorite idiot of the fox
I'm active most days, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
"I.T. how do we beat this monster?"
"simple use weapons"
"I.T. our weapons don't work against the monster."
"then use different weapons."
"I.T. what are the different weapons?"
"not the weapons your using."
"What is the exact name of the weapons that will allow us to defeat this monster"
"I don't know do I look like a dictionary"
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"I have 3 good reasons for being interested in you. 1: I am completely smitten by your good looks. 2: I'm dying to know if I'm your type... And I guess your abilities would be a distant third."
– King Bill of Figaro, Final Fantasy III (peak fiction btw)
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
I am the favorite idiot of the fox
I'm active most days, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
"I could spend ages
Remembering the way you fell from space
A streak of fire
A liquid plate, of oxytocin lipstick
In the flames
And I could spend days, I know
Writing code to reconstruct your face
But I forget so fast
My hard drive might as well have been erased
But you (O-o-o) know
I'm pulling my head above water (O-o-o)
I never care long enough to call ya
I wish I was sober
I wish I had time
I can't stop, I won't stop
Until you are mine
I'm ready, (O-o-o) to turn off my mind
I could spend ages
Combing through the threads to make ends meet
But there is nothing like
The feeling that I get when we're in deep
I could spend all my time
Writing code to reconstruct her face
But doubtless in the night time
I'll be mesmerized
By others cold embrace
But you (O-o-o) know
I can't feel love any longer (O-o-o)
I never care long enough to call ya
I wish I was sober
I wish I had time
I can't stop, I won't stop
Until you are mine
I'm ready, (O-o-o) to turn off my mind
I'm ready, (O-o-o) to turn off my mind
I'm pulling my head above water
I never get along enough to call ya
I wish I was sober
I wish I had time
I can't stop, I won't stop
Until you are mine
I'm ready (O-o-o)
I can't feel love any longer (O-o-o)
I never care long enough to call ya
Oh, I wish I was sober
I wish I had time
I can't stop, I won't stop
Until you are mine
I'm ready, (O-o-o) to turn off my mind
I'm ready, (O-o-o) to turn off my mind."
---- Switching Off, sn0wcrash
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
current obsessions: sn0wcrash and Nico Young
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
I think this is one of the only movie/show quotes besides mine.
Now sure why that stood out to me, but it did.
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)