Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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”i have a joke about math, but I’m 2² to say it.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-How Do You Do, I- See you met my faithful handyman. He’s just a little brought down because, when you knocked, He thought you were the candyman-_
_-Queen on a throne of Bouquets-_ _-ready for Clown boy summer-_ _-A heart in Summer Nights-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“Name one blue food item!”
”Blueberries…”
”Blueberries are [gp]ing purple!!”
“Mint is blue”
”No, mint is green! If you planted some mint and it came up blue, you would set that [gp] on fire!”
”Blue like ice or water.”
”Water is clear. Water only looks blue when you have a gazillion galleons of it in one spot and it has other things in it, like salt and sharks. BLUE MEANS SHARKS IN IT!!! DON’T EAT IT, ITS GOT SHARKS IN IT!!!”
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"If I die, at least I die stabbing people!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
“Weird hill to die on, but at least you’re dead.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-How Do You Do, I- See you met my faithful handyman. He’s just a little brought down because, when you knocked, He thought you were the candyman-_
_-Queen on a throne of Bouquets-_ _-ready for Clown boy summer-_ _-A heart in Summer Nights-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"KITTTYYYYYYY!" -King Malrick. The Endless Dark.
Ah, I see.
*loads shotgun*
run run, little rabbit. Grandma is going hunting.
Quote from Little_Red_Hunting_Hood. Onions Are Like Worms.
Wdym?
Yeah, I love when Arch posts little snippets like that.
Your song wasn't bad, but the sheer bluntness war hilarious.
"Sugar, spice, and everything nice!"
"Salt, vinegar, and everything sinister!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
The jury said she's charming, but her exes say she's wicked
I swear to God, I saw her howling at the sky
She ain't out to get you, but she's better on your side
She's a woman in total control of herself
It's such a wonder to be under her spell
What a woman, in total control of herself
And I got a few up mine
She said, "Am I bad to the bone 'cause I get what I want?"
Mama said it ain't no crime (ah!)
She's a woman in total control of herself
It's such a wonder to be under her spell
What a woman, in total control of herself
(She's a woman in total control of herself)
La-la, la-la-la-la, la
Ah-ah, ah (she's a woman)
Hmm-mm (in total control) hmm-mm (of herself, self)
Tell me, "Why you're so scared of a woman in charge?"
Baby, don't run, you're breaking my heart
Tell me, "Why you're so scared of a woman in charge?"
(She's a woman in total) ooh-ooh, ooh (control of herself) ah-ah
It's such a wonder to be under her spell
What a woman, what a woman, woman, yeah
She's a woman in total control of herself (self)
It's such a wonder (la-la, la) to be under her spell (la-la-la-la, la)
What a woman, in total (la-la-la) control of herself (la-la-la, la)”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-How Do You Do, I- See you met my faithful handyman. He’s just a little brought down because, when you knocked, He thought you were the candyman-_
_-Queen on a throne of Bouquets-_ _-ready for Clown boy summer-_ _-A heart in Summer Nights-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“Forget living in a guy’s head rent-free. I want to live in a society’s head rent-free. There’s going to be folklore and fairy-tales of me, the wicked witch of the woods who eats huntsmen and punishes naughty children.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-How Do You Do, I- See you met my faithful handyman. He’s just a little brought down because, when you knocked, He thought you were the candyman-_
_-Queen on a throne of Bouquets-_ _-ready for Clown boy summer-_ _-A heart in Summer Nights-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“I’m still thinking about when those two boys kissed!”
”what?! In my country, it is natural for two men to- uh- show affection by kissing-… not always in heels, but…”
-Ride The Cyclone, my god it is a wonderful show.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-How Do You Do, I- See you met my faithful handyman. He’s just a little brought down because, when you knocked, He thought you were the candyman-_
_-Queen on a throne of Bouquets-_ _-ready for Clown boy summer-_ _-A heart in Summer Nights-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”