"NOOO NOT TOFFEE THE COFFE FLAVOURED ZOMBIE! ... Probably. Sorry."- Me.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"The mummy stiffens, green mist oozing from it's mouth. It speaks in a voice that sounds like three people speaking at once. 'I am the Oracle of Delphi... The voice of Phoebus Apollo... the Pythia of Ancient Greece... And this is what you ask of me?! Call [GP]ing Child Protection services, not me! ... I give out quests, not finding lost children! I don't get paid for that! I don't get paid at all! I gotta get a new job... Oh wait! Hades cursed me so I can't! Whoo hoo!'" -- The Mummified Oracle of the Delphi, to Flip, asking about his parantage.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“I don’t believe in God. I don’t believe in hell. But I believe in my father. And I’m starting to believe in you.” -Angelo to Elijah, Camp Half-Blood.
Yes. Top ten CHB wholesome moments.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"WAIT NO THIS PLOTLINE HAS BEEN DONE LIKE THREEE TIMES BEFORE OH NO ANGELO IS FROM THE PAST OH NO WAIT TAHT MEANS ANGELO IS A CHILD OF HADES OH NO OH NO LOTUS CASINO/RESURECTION FLASHBACKS AAAAA OH NO ANGLEO YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THING NICO DIANGELO DID THIS IS TOO CRAZY AAAA" -- Gonzalo2, Camp Half Blood
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"BATTLE OF MANHATTAN FLASHBACKS" --Gonzalo2, everytime someone mentions how the gods are bad parents.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"Well I won't give you none. Want some?" --Fry_Doodles, Camp Half-Blood New York, USA.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Taylor Swift is actually a twelve foot demon lord?!”
*WTF?!?!*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Elijah begins skipping back in a random direction, realizes something, and turns back. “I don’t know which way we came from.”
-- Elijah Barlowe, Camp Half-Blood, New York, USA
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"Arpo is Arpo!" --Arpo, Camp Half-Blood, New York, USA.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"If I were to kill that badger via decapitation because it ate my arm or something, would that be a threat? No... that would be killing a badger"
--Iris, Camp Half Blood, New York, USA.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
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"Imagine having a roomba running at you in the middle of the night" - Mark Deck
(Also, I can provide said service. I'm a roomba)
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"NOOO NOT TOFFEE THE COFFE FLAVOURED ZOMBIE! ... Probably. Sorry."- Me.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
I FORGOT THAT ONE
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“You haven’t had the true road-trip experience unless you have ad breaks at red lights! The future is now, old man!”
"The mummy stiffens, green mist oozing from it's mouth. It speaks in a voice that sounds like three people speaking at once. 'I am the Oracle of Delphi... The voice of Phoebus Apollo... the Pythia of Ancient Greece... And this is what you ask of me?! Call [GP]ing Child Protection services, not me! ... I give out quests, not finding lost children! I don't get paid for that! I don't get paid at all! I gotta get a new job... Oh wait! Hades cursed me so I can't! Whoo hoo!'" -- The Mummified Oracle of the Delphi, to Flip, asking about his parantage.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“I don’t believe in God. I don’t believe in hell. But I believe in my father. And I’m starting to believe in you.” -Angelo to Elijah, Camp Half-Blood.
Yes. Top ten CHB wholesome moments.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"WAIT NO THIS PLOTLINE HAS BEEN DONE LIKE THREEE TIMES BEFORE OH NO ANGELO IS FROM THE PAST OH NO WAIT TAHT MEANS ANGELO IS A CHILD OF HADES OH NO OH NO LOTUS CASINO/RESURECTION FLASHBACKS AAAAA OH NO ANGLEO YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THING NICO DIANGELO DID THIS IS TOO CRAZY AAAA" -- Gonzalo2, Camp Half Blood
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"KIRBY?! REF HE JUST INHALED THE BALL HOW IS THIS NOT A FOUL?!"
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
"BATTLE OF MANHATTAN FLASHBACKS" --Gonzalo2, everytime someone mentions how the gods are bad parents.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"Well I won't give you none. Want some?" --Fry_Doodles, Camp Half-Blood New York, USA.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Taylor Swift is actually a twelve foot demon lord?!”
"Can I get some context please?"
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*WTF?!?!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
-- Elijah Barlowe, Camp Half-Blood, New York, USA
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"Arpo is Arpo!" --Arpo, Camp Half-Blood, New York, USA.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“This looks like a Disney Channel movie where a genie turns three children into NBA players.”
"Air Bud but with a snake" - Me to my brother (Playing the tallest pathfinder race (Nagaji 1e))
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
- Quote from me and Bananer talking
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"If I were to kill that badger via decapitation because it ate my arm or something, would that be a threat? No... that would be killing a badger"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.