The ship sails closer, revealing it to be made out of candy and sugar wafers, held together with chocolate. How is this ship even floating? Even the crew seem to be made out of sweets... and very clearly attempting to emulate the look of pirates with their tattered noble garb.
"Surrender or die, tyrants!" Shouts a voice. A Horned Devil made entirely out of amalgamated candy parts stands on the deck, wearing heavy armor and a heavy thrusting flamberge made out of black peppermint. The armor is ill-fitting and has a pumpkin-like design and scent.
The Captain smirks. “As terrifying as your ship is, my answer is no. Perhaps we can talk things out?”
"We don't negotiate with undead! Attack!" The entire crew begins attempting to throw grappling hooks onto the Barnacle. They are too far away. In fact, since they didn't close the sails, the ship starts to drift a bit. "Oh, for the love of- NOT ALL OF YOU! GET CLOSER AT LEAST!"
They are really, really bad at this whole pirate thing.
A bearded devil made from licorice with a beard made of jelly snakes steps out, brandishing a blunderbuss made of smarties at the enemy captain. " come on, yer jelly-livered scumbag!"
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Meanwhile, to the Opposite side of this Bow. There seemed to be frost climbing up the ship. Looking at it, one could see what seemed to be intricate designs and art of the frost. If one looked forward around 100 or 200 feet away, One could see a large 6'8 humanoid. He had what seemed to be a makeshift vest of sorts. He had leather pants and a long snow white beard. Despite that strange beard, The man seemed young...AND QUITE LARGE! This humanoid blasting at the ship seemed to have a rather...Gym-rat like body. Despite it being cold the humanoid seemed to sweat gallons. He was jogging directly at the ship!
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Xi leaps out of the water and tries to grapple the horned devil. Roll: 7 to grapple
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Normiah is ready to help, but the sweets in the ship... He hasn't had candy in years. He tries to resist, but fails and starts trying to eat the hull.
As Normiah was gnawing on the Candy, The Giant Frosty Gym-rat seemed to grab his shoulder sternly. Wagging his Pointer finger at him. The frost seemed to spread onto the Cady ship and slightly make it colder. The Gym-rat spoke. "Nah Bro! That's Rotten for ya!" He attempted to grapple Normiah away from the Candy.
Strength/Grapple Check: 11
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Normiah is ready to help, but the sweets in the ship... He hasn't had candy in years. He tries to resist, but fails and starts trying to eat the hull.
As Normiah was gnawing on the Candy, The Giant Frosty Gym-rat seemed to grab his shoulder sternly. Wagging his Pointer finger at him. The frost seemed to spread onto the Cady ship and slightly make it colder. The Gym-rat spoke. "Nah Bro! That's Rotten for ya!" He attempted to grapple Normiah away from the Candy.
Strength/Grapple Check: 15
Normiah recomposes himself. "It would be mighty embarrassing if you were to pull me up there, put me back in the sea and I can make it on my own."
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Normiah is ready to help, but the sweets in the ship... He hasn't had candy in years. He tries to resist, but fails and starts trying to eat the hull.
He bites through with ease, and quickly finds himself inside. No one is here except for four prisoners. One of them is an emaciated, heavily chained dragonborn, all black and orange, while the other three are black licorice humanoids who seem to be caring for the dragonborn. None of them look like they should be alive at this point, abused and starved to the point that they are mostly scars at this point.
Normiah is ready to help, but the sweets in the ship... He hasn't had candy in years. He tries to resist, but fails and starts trying to eat the hull.
As Normiah was gnawing on the Candy, The Giant Frosty Gym-rat seemed to grab his shoulder sternly. Wagging his Pointer finger at him. The frost seemed to spread onto the Cady ship and slightly make it colder. The Gym-rat spoke. "Nah Bro! That's Rotten for ya!" He attempted to grapple Normiah away from the Candy.
Strength/Grapple Check: 15
Normiah recomposes himself. "It would be mighty embarrassing if you were to pull me up there, put me back in the sea and I can make it on my own."
"Hmm, Nah dude! That Soogar stuff! It's Horrible for ya man! Can't let ya chow down on it!" The Frosty Gym-Rat seems to rapidly shake his head.
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Normiah is ready to help, but the sweets in the ship... He hasn't had candy in years. He tries to resist, but fails and starts trying to eat the hull.
He bites through with ease, and quickly finds himself inside. No one is here except for four prisoners. One of them is an emaciated, heavily chained dragonborn, all black and orange, while the other three are black licorice humanoids who seem to be caring for the dragonborn. None of them look like they should be alive at this point, abused and starved to the point that they are mostly scars at this point.
Upon seeing them, Normiah begins to go in. When Djrowee grabs him, he tries to break out (17 athletics). "Look! There's prisoners in there! Lets free them!"
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Normiah is ready to help, but the sweets in the ship... He hasn't had candy in years. He tries to resist, but fails and starts trying to eat the hull.
He bites through with ease, and quickly finds himself inside. No one is here except for four prisoners. One of them is an emaciated, heavily chained dragonborn, all black and orange, while the other three are black licorice humanoids who seem to be caring for the dragonborn. None of them look like they should be alive at this point, abused and starved to the point that they are mostly scars at this point.
Upon seeing them, Normiah begins to go in. When Djrowee grabs him, he tries to break out (17 athletics). "Look! There's prisoners in there! Lets free them!"
"Oh Yeah! Alright!" Frosty Gym-rat lets Normiah go. He then bolts to the Inside of the Ship, His frosty run accompanied by Intricate frost Designs.
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Normiah is ready to help, but the sweets in the ship... He hasn't had candy in years. He tries to resist, but fails and starts trying to eat the hull.
He bites through with ease, and quickly finds himself inside. No one is here except for four prisoners. One of them is an emaciated, heavily chained dragonborn, all black and orange, while the other three are black licorice humanoids who seem to be caring for the dragonborn. None of them look like they should be alive at this point, abused and starved to the point that they are mostly scars at this point.
Upon seeing them, Normiah begins to go in. When Djrowee grabs him, he tries to break out (17 athletics). "Look! There's prisoners in there! Lets free them!"
"Oh Yeah! Alright!" Frosty Gym-rat lets Normiah go. He then bolts to the Inside of the Ship, His frosty run accompanied by Intricate frost Designs.
The dragonborn is completely despondent. One would think he were dead if it weren't for the slow rise and fall of his chest. Heavy footsteps can be heard as the lead devil stomps down the stairs.
"We don't negotiate with undead! Attack!" The entire crew begins attempting to throw grappling hooks onto the Barnacle. They are too far away. In fact, since they didn't close the sails, the ship starts to drift a bit. "Oh, for the love of- NOT ALL OF YOU! GET CLOSER AT LEAST!"
They are really, really bad at this whole pirate thing.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
A bearded devil made from licorice with a beard made of jelly snakes steps out, brandishing a blunderbuss made of smarties at the enemy captain. " come on, yer jelly-livered scumbag!"
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*Welp, Time for Ice...ICE ICE BABY!*
Meanwhile, to the Opposite side of this Bow. There seemed to be frost climbing up the ship. Looking at it, one could see what seemed to be intricate designs and art of the frost. If one looked forward around 100 or 200 feet away, One could see a large 6'8 humanoid. He had what seemed to be a makeshift vest of sorts. He had leather pants and a long snow white beard. Despite that strange beard, The man seemed young...AND QUITE LARGE! This humanoid blasting at the ship seemed to have a rather...Gym-rat like body. Despite it being cold the humanoid seemed to sweat gallons. He was jogging directly at the ship!
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!
"GET YER FLIPPIN BACKS INTO IT, BOYS!!!" The bearded devil shouts, accidentally letting off a shot with his blunderbuss: 6
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Xi leaps out of the water and tries to grapple the horned devil. Roll: 7 to grapple
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Normiah is ready to help, but the sweets in the ship... He hasn't had candy in years. He tries to resist, but fails and starts trying to eat the hull.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
The Horned Devil sighs and heads for the brig. "I'm going to make sure he doesn't escape while the rest of you flounder around like gummy fish."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*roll acrobatics to avoid the grapple*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The large fiend attempts to throw them off. 20
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
As Normiah was gnawing on the Candy, The Giant Frosty Gym-rat seemed to grab his shoulder sternly. Wagging his Pointer finger at him. The frost seemed to spread onto the Cady ship and slightly make it colder. The Gym-rat spoke. "Nah Bro! That's Rotten for ya!" He attempted to grapple Normiah away from the Candy.
Strength/Grapple Check: 11
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
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Normiah recomposes himself. "It would be mighty embarrassing if you were to pull me up there, put me back in the sea and I can make it on my own."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
He bites through with ease, and quickly finds himself inside. No one is here except for four prisoners. One of them is an emaciated, heavily chained dragonborn, all black and orange, while the other three are black licorice humanoids who seem to be caring for the dragonborn. None of them look like they should be alive at this point, abused and starved to the point that they are mostly scars at this point.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Hmm, Nah dude! That Soogar stuff! It's Horrible for ya man! Can't let ya chow down on it!" The Frosty Gym-Rat seems to rapidly shake his head.
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!
Xi casts calm emotions on both of the devils
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Upon seeing them, Normiah begins to go in. When Djrowee grabs him, he tries to break out (17 athletics). "Look! There's prisoners in there! Lets free them!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
The Horned Devil isn't on the deck anymore.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Oh Yeah! Alright!" Frosty Gym-rat lets Normiah go. He then bolts to the Inside of the Ship, His frosty run accompanied by Intricate frost Designs.
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!
"What's goin' on dahn there?!" the bearded devil shouts, drawing a scimitar made of sour patch kids.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
The dragonborn is completely despondent. One would think he were dead if it weren't for the slow rise and fall of his chest. Heavy footsteps can be heard as the lead devil stomps down the stairs.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Normiah comes in, hears the lead devil walking down, then hides. Stealth: 7
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig