“Fresh meat approaches.” He breaks concentration with the Kuo Toa god and makes his way to the newcomers *whispers quietly* “Look, I don’t do this very often, but I’m feeling generous today. Give these to the captain and ask for safe passage on the Barnacle.” He discretely hands the ogre two coins, a platinum and an electrum. “May the gods help you.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
“Fresh meat approaches.” He breaks concentration with the Kuo Toa god and makes his way to the newcomers *whispers quietly* “Look, I don’t do this very often, but I’m feeling generous today. Give these to the captain and ask for safe passage on the Barnacle.” He discretely hands the ogre two coins, a platinum and an electrum. “May the gods help you.”
"Thank you very much," he whispers back. His voice is not made for whispering.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
As the Barnacle is sailing toward the storm, one of you sees a glimpse of a suit of very advanced, coppery in color plate armor floating about a hundred and fifty feet off the port side of the ship. You can’t really tell details, but it seems there is something, or someone is wearing the armor, and it is clear that they are unconscious.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
As the Barnacle is sailing toward the storm, one of you sees a glimpse of a suit of very advanced, coppery in color plate armor floating about a hundred and fifty feet off the port side of the ship. You can’t really tell details, but it seems there is something, or someone is wearing the armor, and it is clear that they are unconscious.
*My character cannot actually see them... that's fun.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
As you check their pulse you notice something, they don’t have a pulse! In fact, the figure seems to be a to scale ice sculpture of a human wearing the armor. *guess why I didn’t want you to heat metal* You also notice that there is a scroll made of admantine clutched in their icy hand
It reads, “There is a permanent illusory script spell embedded into this scroll, meant only for the eyes of the crew of the Bloody Barnacle. Once the scroll is read by a member of such crew, it will turn into an admantine dagger and present itself to the one who pulled it out of the water.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
“Fresh meat approaches.” He breaks concentration with the Kuo Toa god and makes his way to the newcomers *whispers quietly* “Look, I don’t do this very often, but I’m feeling generous today. Give these to the captain and ask for safe passage on the Barnacle.” He discretely hands the ogre two coins, a platinum and an electrum. “May the gods help you.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Thank you very much," he whispers back. His voice is not made for whispering.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
well not exactly in the middle of hell, hell is similar in size to our world. But there are many lava lakes scattered about.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The final fight ... WHO'S READY FOR SOME CALAMARI!
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
“Huh. Alright. And you just made one of them?”
well I wasnt raised in hell so no. theres one on this plane actually still burning funnily enough. I even have a legend about me.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
“Whats the legend?”
Oh its long and probably one you have heard before, the boogeyman? killed by longjohn lickwick
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
“I think I’ve heard of it. Wow.”
Gtg run some errands be back in like 1 hour MAX please dont start kracen fight without me.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
As the Barnacle is sailing toward the storm, one of you sees a glimpse of a suit of very advanced, coppery in color plate armor floating about a hundred and fifty feet off the port side of the ship. You can’t really tell details, but it seems there is something, or someone is wearing the armor, and it is clear that they are unconscious.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*temptation to cast heat metal overwhelming*
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*My character cannot actually see them... that's fun.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I swear to god(s) if you heat metal they will die*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*goes over and lifts the unconscious form and checks their pulse.* "might need a cleric or paladin over here!"
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
As you check their pulse you notice something, they don’t have a pulse! In fact, the figure seems to be a to scale ice sculpture of a human wearing the armor. *guess why I didn’t want you to heat metal* You also notice that there is a scroll made of admantine clutched in their icy hand
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
I easily take the scroll and read it.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
It reads, “There is a permanent illusory script spell embedded into this scroll, meant only for the eyes of the crew of the Bloody Barnacle. Once the scroll is read by a member of such crew, it will turn into an admantine dagger and present itself to the one who pulled it out of the water.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The ferret monster calls up to the deck of the Bloody Barnacle. "Could you please lower a rope for me and my dog?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Mound throws him a rope. “Ya pay the toll yet?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis