*Hey nothic burning showed the crew a message that can only be read by one of them so next time you’re on could you post here so I can continue with my thing*
*I’m so confused*
*aight so angsty devil guy found an ice sculpture wearing futuristic coppery plate armor holding an admantine scroll that had illusory script written on it so only the crew could read the true message and all that everyone else saw was instructions to bring it to the crew, so he showed everyone and then the fight happened so it was kinda lost.* To the crew, the scroll reads, “Dear esteemed captain and crew of the Bloody Barnacle, someone on your ship has found my… prototype design floating in the ocean. If you would be so kind as to offer it safe passage on your vessel, I assure you it will be worth your while.” It follows with a series of strange but not overly complex instructions to activate the armor, such as “press the blue button on the battery port” “Sincerely, Raei and The Raven Queen. P.S. the one who shows you this letter will want an admantine dagger.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*Hey nothic burning showed the crew a message that can only be read by one of them so next time you’re on could you post here so I can continue with my thing*
*I’m so confused*
*aight so angsty devil guy found an ice sculpture wearing futuristic coppery plate armor holding an admantine scroll that had illusory script written on it so only the crew could read the true message and all that everyone else saw was instructions to bring it to the crew, so he showed everyone and then the fight happened so it was kinda lost.* To the crew, the scroll reads, “Dear esteemed captain and crew of the Bloody Barnacle, someone on your ship has found my… prototype design floating in the ocean. If you would be so kind as to offer it safe passage on your vessel, I assure you it will be worth your while.” It follows with a series of strange but not overly complex instructions to activate the armor, such as “press the blue button on the battery port” “Sincerely, Raei and The Raven Queen. P.S. the one who shows you this letter will want an admantine dagger.”
ahem angsty?
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
*faction lore added to OP, thanks Yon and Baalze!*
*I love how the general consensus on the Darkest Kitchen is "barely tolerated," and it's even hostile toward the freakin' Spider Guild. That's just hilarious to me.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*aight so angsty devil guy found an ice sculpture wearing futuristic coppery plate armor holding an admantine scroll that had illusory script written on it so only the crew could read the true message and all that everyone else saw was instructions to bring it to the crew, so he showed everyone and then the fight happened so it was kinda lost.* To the crew, the scroll reads, “Dear esteemed captain and crew of the Bloody Barnacle, someone on your ship has found my… prototype design floating in the ocean. If you would be so kind as to offer it safe passage on your vessel, I assure you it will be worth your while.” It follows with a series of strange but not overly complex instructions to activate the armor, such as “press the blue button on the battery port” “Sincerely, Raei and The Raven Queen. P.S. the one who shows you this letter will want an admantine dagger.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
No it wasnt lost it was in my jacket inside pocket the whole time and I want my dagger OOC
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Jody read the words and repeats them out loud to anyone that needs them.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
ahem angsty?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*am I wrong?*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
yup he's not having any agnst. as far as I can tell Ive even reread the definition to check if im wrong but not so far.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*whatever you say*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*yo what's up I'm back for a very short amount of time.*
Caldin is just sitting on the stern rail, reading a book.
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
*faction lore added to OP, thanks Yon and Baalze!*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
aight im gonna go and turn the robo-ice dude on.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*at the risk of sounding stupid, what is OP?*
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
ditto
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*Opening post.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*I love how the general consensus on the Darkest Kitchen is "barely tolerated," and it's even hostile toward the freakin' Spider Guild. That's just hilarious to me.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*ooohhh ok cool. I will immediately go check that out because I love lore.*
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
*nvm browser isn't working D:*
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
OOC how do I turn the robo thing on?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*hi*
*Hey, Arch!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*how is u doing?*