*I'm doing fine. Playing a giant ferret man who's skilled in the collection of Fly Honey.*
*fun! Also wait there are flies that make honey? Or is that just a fantasy thing?*
*Fantasy. Imagine carnivorous flies that turn living creatures and corpses into hives, essentially practicing necromancy. They also produce the greatest honey in the world. There is a guild called the Gadflours that are basically artisan/samurai that serve the Flykeeper guild. All of this and more is part of my homebrew setting, Fether, which I'm returning to. Well, trying to return to. I'm having trouble coming up with a single ubiquitous threat for the world.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I'm doing fine. Playing a giant ferret man who's skilled in the collection of Fly Honey.*
*fun! Also wait there are flies that make honey? Or is that just a fantasy thing?*
*Fantasy. Imagine carnivorous flies that turn living creatures and corpses into hives, essentially practicing necromancy. They also produce the greatest honey in the world. There is a guild called the Gadflours that are basically artisan/samurai that serve the Flykeeper guild. All of this and more is part of my homebrew setting, Fether, which I'm returning to. Well, trying to return to. I'm having trouble coming up with a single ubiquitous threat for the world.*
*wow, cool! Good luck with the whole worldbuilding thing*
*faction lore added to OP, thanks Yon and Baalze!*
*I love how the general consensus on the Darkest Kitchen is "barely tolerated," and it's even hostile toward the freakin' Spider Guild. That's just hilarious to me.*
*Yeah, everyone kinda hates them. Even the danged UMC, which is basically an alliance of history’s scummiest companies, won’t the business with them.*
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The ferret monster (I don't think anyone asked his name yet, although Mound might have) is playing accordion and singing a somewhat horrifying folk song from his home country about a man who led shadows to his home and lost everyone he loved one by one. His deep voice and cheerful tone don't help much, but he is a damn good player and he's serving recently distilled flymead.
Performance: 27
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The oversized ferretfolk smiles at her. "Thank you! I spent decades looking. As a Gadflour, I have to be a brilliant performer and artisan. I've learned quite a few songs and recipes over the years, and I've done my absolute best to master them. It's nice to hear all that work has paid off!" He chuckles heartily.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
tell me who you are, what sent you here, and how I can get my dagger.
“You know, you really get a glimpse into someone’s character when they think they’re in complete control. I would rather not diverge my name quite yet, and any promises my moms made in the scroll are completely invalid. Another thing, I use she/her pronouns despite whatever my moms tell you about me being a ‘genderless automaton‘. Have a day you greedy son of a devil.” She stands up and heads as far away from Burduxa as she can, which is coincidentally straight at the ferret and Sylvi.
The oversized ferretfolk smiles at her. "Thank you! I spent decades looking. As a Gadflour, I have to be a brilliant performer and artisan. I've learned quite a few songs and recipes over the years, and I've done my absolute best to master them. It's nice to hear all that work has paid off!" He chuckles heartily.
“Yeah, it was great. Where did you learn that song?”
The oversized ferretfolk smiles at her. "Thank you! I spent decades looking. As a Gadflour, I have to be a brilliant performer and artisan. I've learned quite a few songs and recipes over the years, and I've done my absolute best to master them. It's nice to hear all that work has paid off!" He chuckles heartily.
“Yeah, it was great. Where did you learn that song?”
"It's pretty common on jukemen in Greyland. You know what a jukeman is? They're amazing. Like music box automatons with a million songs and a million instruments. There was one in my town, and I used to pay copper after copper for song after song. It even decided to help me learn how to sing after some ear-bleeding sing-along sessions." He chuckles gently. "Greyland sucks, don't go there."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The oversized ferretfolk smiles at her. "Thank you! I spent decades looking. As a Gadflour, I have to be a brilliant performer and artisan. I've learned quite a few songs and recipes over the years, and I've done my absolute best to master them. It's nice to hear all that work has paid off!" He chuckles heartily.
“Yeah, it was great. Where did you learn that song?”
"It's pretty common on jukemen in Greyland. You know what a jukeman is? They're amazing. Like music box automatons with a million songs and a million instruments. There was one in my town, and I used to pay copper after copper for song after song. It even decided to help me learn how to sing after some ear-bleeding sing-along sessions." He chuckles gently. "Greyland sucks, don't go there."
tell me who you are, what sent you here, and how I can get my dagger.
“You know, you really get a glimpse into someone’s character when they think they’re in complete control. I would rather not diverge my name quite yet, and any promises my moms made in the scroll are completely invalid. Another thing, I use she/her pronouns despite whatever my moms tell you about me being a ‘genderless automaton‘. Have a day you greedy son of a devil.” She stands up and heads as far away from Burduxa as she can, which is coincidentally straight at the ferret and Sylvi.
Oi, come back here! I want my dagger I'm not letting some random weirdo from across the sea send her son here and then insult me. Hey you hear me, come back before I melt you with heat metal fool!"
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
"It's pretty common on jukemen in Greyland. You know what a jukeman is? They're amazing. Like music box automatons with a million songs and a million instruments. There was one in my town, and I used to pay copper after copper for song after song. It even decided to help me learn how to sing after some ear-bleeding sing-along sessions." He chuckles gently. "Greyland sucks, don't go there."
“Well, what’s so bad about it?”
"Well, it's got at least two failing authoritarian governments at any given time, is stalked by the hateful Shadow God and his minions, and has some of the darkest magic in the world, rivaling even the Empire's. I still live there, though. I think. I haven't forgotten it, so I assume it still exists somewhere. It's also the only place where you can get quite a few different spices, and it's the birthplace of Honey Flies."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The god larva is swimming in circles around the ship, scaring off any elementals or large aquatic creatures sent by the Kraken.
How fast or slow is the Kuo Toa god? If it's slow, one band of sharks and elementals goes to the opposite side of the ship. Their efforts to attack aren't very strong, luckily. If it's fast, they all retreat.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"It's pretty common on jukemen in Greyland. You know what a jukeman is? They're amazing. Like music box automatons with a million songs and a million instruments. There was one in my town, and I used to pay copper after copper for song after song. It even decided to help me learn how to sing after some ear-bleeding sing-along sessions." He chuckles gently. "Greyland sucks, don't go there."
“Well, what’s so bad about it?”
"Well, it's got at least two failing authoritarian governments at any given time, is stalked by the hateful Shadow God and his minions, and has some of the darkest magic in the world, rivaling even the Empire's. I still live there, though. I think. I haven't forgotten it, so I assume it still exists somewhere. It's also the only place where you can get quite a few different spices, and it's the birthplace of Honey Flies."
The god larva is swimming in circles around the ship, scaring off any elementals or large aquatic creatures sent by the Kraken.
How fast or slow is the Kuo Toa god? If it's slow, one band of sharks and elementals goes to the opposite side of the ship. Their efforts to attack aren't very strong, luckily. If it's fast, they all retreat.
It has a swim speed of 60 feet, so I think that’s pretty fast.
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*I'm doing fine. Playing a giant ferret man who's skilled in the collection of Fly Honey.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*fun! Also wait there are flies that make honey? Or is that just a fantasy thing?*
*Fantasy. Imagine carnivorous flies that turn living creatures and corpses into hives, essentially practicing necromancy. They also produce the greatest honey in the world. There is a guild called the Gadflours that are basically artisan/samurai that serve the Flykeeper guild. All of this and more is part of my homebrew setting, Fether, which I'm returning to. Well, trying to return to. I'm having trouble coming up with a single ubiquitous threat for the world.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*wow, cool! Good luck with the whole worldbuilding thing*
Once you input the final step the icy figure starts glowing. “Speak your first command so I may start serving you.” It says, in a robotic manner.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
tell me who you are, what sent you here, and how I can get my dagger.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*Yeah, everyone kinda hates them. Even the danged UMC, which is basically an alliance of history’s scummiest companies, won’t the business with them.*
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The god larva is swimming in circles around the ship, scaring off any elementals or large aquatic creatures sent by the Kraken.
The ferret monster (I don't think anyone asked his name yet, although Mound might have) is playing accordion and singing a somewhat horrifying folk song from his home country about a man who led shadows to his home and lost everyone he loved one by one. His deep voice and cheerful tone don't help much, but he is a damn good player and he's serving recently distilled flymead.
Performance: 27
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
After he’s done, Sylvi walks over.
”wow. Just wow. That was amazing!”
The oversized ferretfolk smiles at her. "Thank you! I spent decades looking. As a Gadflour, I have to be a brilliant performer and artisan. I've learned quite a few songs and recipes over the years, and I've done my absolute best to master them. It's nice to hear all that work has paid off!" He chuckles heartily.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“You know, you really get a glimpse into someone’s character when they think they’re in complete control. I would rather not diverge my name quite yet, and any promises my moms made in the scroll are completely invalid. Another thing, I use she/her pronouns despite whatever my moms tell you about me being a ‘genderless automaton‘. Have a day you greedy son of a devil.” She stands up and heads as far away from Burduxa as she can, which is coincidentally straight at the ferret and Sylvi.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Yeah, it was great. Where did you learn that song?”
"It's pretty common on jukemen in Greyland. You know what a jukeman is? They're amazing. Like music box automatons with a million songs and a million instruments. There was one in my town, and I used to pay copper after copper for song after song. It even decided to help me learn how to sing after some ear-bleeding sing-along sessions." He chuckles gently. "Greyland sucks, don't go there."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Well, what’s so bad about it?”
Oi, come back here! I want my dagger I'm not letting some random weirdo from across the sea send her son here and then insult me. Hey you hear me, come back before I melt you with heat metal fool!"
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
"Well, it's got at least two failing authoritarian governments at any given time, is stalked by the hateful Shadow God and his minions, and has some of the darkest magic in the world, rivaling even the Empire's. I still live there, though. I think. I haven't forgotten it, so I assume it still exists somewhere. It's also the only place where you can get quite a few different spices, and it's the birthplace of Honey Flies."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
How fast or slow is the Kuo Toa god? If it's slow, one band of sharks and elementals goes to the opposite side of the ship. Their efforts to attack aren't very strong, luckily. If it's fast, they all retreat.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Ah. Makes sense, sounds horrid,”
It has a swim speed of 60 feet, so I think that’s pretty fast.