“Maybe you should pay more attention to your enemies. If you did, you’d notice that the barnacle has a particular former god that can hack your telepathic messages.”
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I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
“Maybe you should pay more attention to your enemies. If you did, you’d notice that the barnacle has a particular former god that can hack your telepathic messages.”
*you are only getting the kraken's. Riptide is speaking Common*
“Maybe you should pay more attention to your enemies. If you did, you’d notice that the barnacle has a particular former god that can hack your telepathic messages.”
'What? Get out of my head, godling!'
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
“Maybe you should pay more attention to your enemies. If you did, you’d notice that the barnacle has a particular former god that can hack your telepathic messages.”
'What? Get out of my head, godling!'
“Now now now, that isn’t a very nice thought, is it.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*Guys, after we deal with the Kraken, I have this wonderful, awful idea for an encounter. I've been reading Steinhardt's Guide to the Eldritch Hunt, and I want to do something really spooky with the Redlight.*
*Oooh
I'll get to running the kraken fight soon after the RP going on rn*
Meanwhile, on the ship...
"That triton! He betrayed us! Why, when I'm through with him..."
Suire stumbles up "I just noticed. That (GP) triton pulled out some of my feathers!"
Riptide and the cultist end up around 100 feet from the kraken, who is currently sleeping. It opens an eye, sensing the presence.
'Ah, you have returned. Have you killed the hunter? And who is this?' The kraken speaks in both of their minds. The voice is pretty loud, although not nearly as loud as if it spoke without telepathy.
Riptide falls to his knees "My lord. This one has delivered your message but this one has failed to kill the hunter. This humble servant presents to you another believer"
The kraken seems pleased. "Hmmm... You failed your original task. But is this one strong?"
"Yes, my lord. This one saw him take on 5 at once including the hunter and survive"
AHEM WOULD IT HAVE BEEN BETTER IF THE CULTIST IS DEAD INSTEAD OF HELPING THE ENEMY HMMMM!!!!????
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
"Trust me, you ain't seen storms like this. Especially since we're getting so close to the lair center."
'I have my eyes and ears in the ocean animals. We shall be notified when they arrive here.'
"I will be flying"
"Understood"
"Suit yourself. But don't be surprised when you get tossed aside like a toy by a stray gust of wind."
(The kraken winks at Triton, now knowing of the telepathic hacking) 'I hope nobody finds my secret weakness in my 6th tentacle.'
”I should probably fact check that.”
“Hey Nor! Is the Kraken weak on it’s 6th tentacle or is it bullish:tting me?”
Suire calls back "I dont think that this is the same kraken that i saw but it might be lying. The one that i saw has 2 a weak spots. 1 on the head and 1 on the stomach."
*Guys, after we deal with the Kraken, I have this wonderful, awful idea for an encounter. I've been reading Steinhardt's Guide to the Eldritch Hunt, and I want to do something really spooky with the Redlight.*
*Oooh
I'll get to running the kraken fight soon after the RP going on rn*
Meanwhile, on the ship...
"That triton! He betrayed us! Why, when I'm through with him..."
Suire stumbles up "I just noticed. That (GP) triton pulled out some of my feathers!"
Riptide and the cultist end up around 100 feet from the kraken, who is currently sleeping. It opens an eye, sensing the presence.
'Ah, you have returned. Have you killed the hunter? And who is this?' The kraken speaks in both of their minds. The voice is pretty loud, although not nearly as loud as if it spoke without telepathy.
Riptide falls to his knees "My lord. This one has delivered your message but this one has failed to kill the hunter. This humble servant presents to you another believer"
The kraken seems pleased. "Hmmm... You failed your original task. But is this one strong?"
"Yes, my lord. This one saw him take on 5 at once including the hunter and survive"
AHEM WOULD IT HAVE BEEN BETTER IF THE CULTIST IS DEAD INSTEAD OF HELPING THE ENEMY HMMMM!!!!????
*A. Unless you can hack telepathic messages like Xi you don’t even know this is happening.
B. You didn’t do enough damage to kill him anyway so…
C. We had the situation under control when he was asleep.*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*Guys, after we deal with the Kraken, I have this wonderful, awful idea for an encounter. I've been reading Steinhardt's Guide to the Eldritch Hunt, and I want to do something really spooky with the Redlight.*
*Hey Arch! Also, I got Nothic's approval to do this Very Evil Thing.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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"I bet he's conspiring with that filty beast right now."
'Not my minion. You."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Suire* "Most likely. we will need more fliers"
*Riptide* "I did not expect to be thrown off the boat. Had I been prepared I could have tore them apart. I will learn"
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
"In this storm? Forget it."
'Well, let's hope you live up to your expectations. The Barnacle draws close to us.'
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I come from the Plane of Air. This storm is nothing"
"We will tear them apart"
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
“Maybe you should pay more attention to your enemies. If you did, you’d notice that the barnacle has a particular former god that can hack your telepathic messages.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Trust me, you ain't seen storms like this. Especially since we're getting so close to the lair center."
'I have my eyes and ears in the ocean animals. We shall be notified when they arrive here.'
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*you are only getting the kraken's. Riptide is speaking Common*
"I will be flying"
"Understood"
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
“Okay. You’re just going to ignore me.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
'What? Get out of my head, godling!'
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Now now now, that isn’t a very nice thought, is it.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*gtg*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
"Suit yourself. But don't be surprised when you get tossed aside like a toy by a stray gust of wind."
(The kraken winks at Triton, now knowing of the telepathic hacking) 'I hope nobody finds my secret weakness in my 6th tentacle.'
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*I gtg in like 2 minutes too*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
”I should probably fact check that.”
“Hey Nor! Is the Kraken weak on it’s 6th tentacle or is it bullish:tting me?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
AHEM WOULD IT HAVE BEEN BETTER IF THE CULTIST IS DEAD INSTEAD OF HELPING THE ENEMY HMMMM!!!!????
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Suire calls back "I dont think that this is the same kraken that i saw but it might be lying. The one that i saw has 2 a weak spots. 1 on the head and 1 on the stomach."
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*A. Unless you can hack telepathic messages like Xi you don’t even know this is happening.
B. You didn’t do enough damage to kill him anyway so…
C. We had the situation under control when he was asleep.*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Xi is listening on the Kraken conversation.
Kohirun is still meditating. An aura of frost is starting to surround her.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*fairy noises*
*Hey Arch! Also, I got Nothic's approval to do this Very Evil Thing.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.