The perfumer is trying to sell his wares, which seem to be far more powerful than simple perfumes. Doubling as armor, healing formulas, and even poisons, his alchemical concoctions aren't selling very well due to their high prices, which seem to lower by the hour.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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*yes, I am very spooky*
*Hiya Arch :D*
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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*hiya, I just got back from an Elvis Presley tribute concert thing*
*how is u doin?*
*Oh my gosh fun!! I'm perty good, gonna ask ya a question*
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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*it was fun, and it gave me some time to plot evil schemes for Oak, Road, and Stone.*
*Glad to hear it. And yes, of course, take all the time ya need. I need evil*
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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the captain must be a really great guy if he’s letting all these castaways on board
A fire genasi with slimy skin swims up beside the ship and shouts “Any chance I could climb on board?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Sure!” Mound calls out. “Happy to have you!”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Normiah is wandering around decks, not as grumpy since he hasn't just woke up but still plenty irritated.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(Oh no, oh no, oh no! *screaming like a tiny child* *Snake-centaur PTSD* *TheFriendlyArchfeyphobia setting in*)
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Jack Oliver is wandering the kitchen looking for some ale for his Tuesday morning drinking routine
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
He leaps out of the water and seemingly walks through the air towards the deck. “Thanks, I’ve been swimming for almost an hour. I’m Xi”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Pleasure to meet you.” He sticks out an expectant hand.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Normiah sees Jack Oliver. "'Ello, drunky!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Xi takes it “The pleasure is mine. Got anything to eat around here?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Sure. You gotta pay the toll, though.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
“Do you take electum?” He holds out about twenty of the strange coins
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Oooo, shiny . . .”
He pockets the coins. “Welcome aboard! There’s plenty of food at the deck below us. Since you paid the toll, it’s free — take as much as you’d like.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Xi dimension door’s to the food.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The perfumer is trying to sell his wares, which seem to be far more powerful than simple perfumes. Doubling as armor, healing formulas, and even poisons, his alchemical concoctions aren't selling very well due to their high prices, which seem to lower by the hour.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.