You are going to damage your body. You do this and then you vomit to the point you can barely breathe and you try to fly in the middle of a thunderstorm. That’s what happened last time.
You are going to damage your body. You do this and then you vomit to the point you can barely breathe and you try to fly in the middle of a thunderstorm. That’s what happened last time.
Was you?! oh bloody hell! leave me be! you know devil vodka can only be gotten in hell? And who are you my mothe- nevermind. *sets down the opium and whiskey to busy himself with reading somehow procuring a book on engineering.
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Burdurxa pulling out some tools goes to work, taking bits of metal from here and there and grabbing some saltwater from the sea, puts together a miniature steam engine. "I would like to make one a bit bigger, but we'd have to dock for the metals and that would be expensive, I must find some other way to fund this project maybe even make my own barnacle next to this one, like of that warlock I heard of making a skeletal ship."
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
*also I’m not sure but I think steam engines were invented like a hundred years after the bloody barnacle takes place. Doesn’t really matter cuz magic tho*
*also I’m not sure but I think steam engines were invented like a hundred years after the bloody barnacle takes place. Doesn’t really matter cuz magic tho*
Nothic said the max tech could be steampunk and 167 pages in seems a pretty good time to start
"its a miniature rotational device that can provide power to move items, they have been just invented to pump water from mines, but I want to find other applications like to a ship. If one could move a water wheel across that would allow us to go upstream and cut our sailing time by 75%, alas the process is expensive next we dock Ill have to use all my money to buy materials and trade items. perhaps I could go into buisness, try something new. Better than your god trying to stop me from getting drunk."
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
”huh. Interesting. So if we add that to the ship it would go a whole lot faster? Also hold on, my god?”
yeah It could go way faster and could be lower to the water, if we do the logistics right we might even be able to have cannons that could shoot cities from half a mile away on here, but thats far in the future, and yes your god been casting healing spells on me to stop my intoxications. Its quite rude."
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
Only just recently, did not like my last bout with drunkeness ig. No matter I might get some money from this job as a merchant and it will be a welcome break from sitting and drinking all day waiting for a kraken fight *ahem gibber*
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
He looks a bit embarrassed. "I sort of got kicked, or chased, out of my training school for causing a major magical accident, and so me and my companion Dante took to the waves and escaped on my dad's fishing boat. You guys essentially saved us, so I'm trying to maybe return the favor. I might work on the crew for a bit, I'm sure I'd be useful."
Dante smiles softly. "I wanna bring music and light to the people. It just feels right. And I owe so many others for their generosity in taking me in and raising me, in most cases. I know that's all kinda vague and broad, but it's the truth. So, I make and play instruments! Magical ones, of course."
“You’ll learn a lot by workin’ on a ship. The seas a valuable teacher. Ya haven’t fought a battle ‘til you’ve been in a sea fight. Cannons blazin’, seas churnin’, decks covered in wounded men. The fish get fed well. It’s a whole other world from land combat. Ever seen a sharks feedin’ frenzy? It’s like that, ya step into it not knowin’ if you’ll step back out and sometimes ya can’t tell if the enemies yer ripping’ apart are from yer crew or the others.” He looks a little grim.
“Song is a noble art. It is the pouring out of the soul. Do you have a tune you could play now?” asks the Pelican.
Hayano scrunches up his face a little bit. "Yeah. Um. Never been in a naval battle but that sounds nice 'n unpleasant. Sorry you've had to go through that. I'm just some 19 year old, so not much experience."
He gets excited. "That's right, it really is!" Then he thinks for a moment. "I got a chill little tune, lemme play it for ya." He pulls out a ukulele made of deep sea-green glass, seemingly out of nowhere, and starts strumming.
"Well, it's what you'll go through if ya choose this path." He thinks for a minute, "I could offer ya some trainin', if you'd like?"
The Pelican dances happily to the song, flat feet beating out a flompy rhythm. When the song is over he draws his form back together and nods, "What a wonderful tune. You are skilled in your art."
"That, actually, would be great! And I can pay you if you'd like? I don't have much, but I want to show my gratitude."
He grins in satisfaction. "Hey, thanks man." He puts his instrument away, and then turns back. "You mind if I ask where you come from? Who you are?"
"While I certainly would appreciate payment, that's something we can discuss later." the half-orc says with a smile, "Now let's not waste time. Ya never know when danger will surface on the high seas. Draw yer blades and give a brief demonstration of what ya already know."
The pelican raises his chin and his throat sack expands slightly. "I come from the sea and I've flown through the depths of death and darkness. The surf, spray, and spirit are my homes for I am the King of Pelicans." He expands his wings regally.
He nods, thankful. Then he grabs his dual katanas again, and takes up a defensive stance. He pictures an enemy, and guards himself as he slowly advances, then the two blades flash and weave in harmony as his own body dodges and lunges. He seems to be at least fairly proficient in the Aikido and Niten Ichi-Ryu styles. A few times, the blades seem to glow and shimmer, with more blades appearing out of nowhere, only to disappear moments later. He stops after a bit, breathing a little harder than before. "A bit sloppy, but my excuse is I haven't fought anyone in a while."
His gray eyes widen. "You're a king? Holy moly, that's awesome!" He kneels on one knee and bows quickly and awkwardly.
Jonah watches and makes note of your abilities. He then steps in and provides a few helpful suggestions and comments. You can tell he is experienced as he leads you through exercises that help you build your skill and strength.
The Pelican’s eyes smile and he nods, “King of the Pelicans, not King of demigods of music and glass. Rise.”
I walk up to the man and cast burning hands level 4 6d6 damage and 18 dexterity save
*You do realize that would wake the cultist up right*
The man will burn to death by then? I dont see the problem
*sry was gone taking a nap, some really shitty irl stuff happened today*
*Ah but the thing is, I rolled damage and it wasn't enough to kill the cultist :)
Waiting for the Captain's turn*
The Captain strides up to the man and smiles. His eyes glimmer, changing from their customary white to a deep purple. “I’m so, so sorry for my crew’s behavior. You’ll stand down, won’t you?”
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Xi shakes his head at Burdurxa. “You’re not making yourself very trustworthy, now are you? You may want to stop trying to kill everything with a heartbeat just for the heck of it!”
Initiative: 6
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Xi shakes his head at Burdurxa. “You’re not making yourself very trustworthy, now are you? You may want to stop trying to kill everything with a heartbeat just for the heck of it!”
Initiative: 11
He attacked us? why wouldnt we kill him?
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
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too high to notice burdurxa, once cured shouts "blast this stupid devil blood! I need some good devil vodka!"
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
You are going to damage your body. You do this and then you vomit to the point you can barely breathe and you try to fly in the middle of a thunderstorm. That’s what happened last time.
Was you?! oh bloody hell! leave me be! you know devil vodka can only be gotten in hell? And who are you my mothe- nevermind. *sets down the opium and whiskey to busy himself with reading somehow procuring a book on engineering.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The Kuo Toa god leaves and goes back to hunting fish.
Sylvi is hanging out with Tily.
Burdurxa pulling out some tools goes to work, taking bits of metal from here and there and grabbing some saltwater from the sea, puts together a miniature steam engine. "I would like to make one a bit bigger, but we'd have to dock for the metals and that would be expensive, I must find some other way to fund this project maybe even make my own barnacle next to this one, like of that warlock I heard of making a skeletal ship."
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Sylvi is watching them.
”whats with the… metal thing?”
*also I’m not sure but I think steam engines were invented like a hundred years after the bloody barnacle takes place. Doesn’t really matter cuz magic tho*
Nothic said the max tech could be steampunk and 167 pages in seems a pretty good time to start
"its a miniature rotational device that can provide power to move items, they have been just invented to pump water from mines, but I want to find other applications like to a ship. If one could move a water wheel across that would allow us to go upstream and cut our sailing time by 75%, alas the process is expensive next we dock Ill have to use all my money to buy materials and trade items. perhaps I could go into buisness, try something new. Better than your god trying to stop me from getting drunk."
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*oops didn’t see that*
”huh. Interesting. So if we add that to the ship it would go a whole lot faster? Also hold on, my god?”
yeah It could go way faster and could be lower to the water, if we do the logistics right we might even be able to have cannons that could shoot cities from half a mile away on here, but thats far in the future, and yes your god been casting healing spells on me to stop my intoxications. Its quite rude."
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
“That’s not… my god. I don’t really follow a god? No idea what that thing is.”
the larvae kua toa thing, that follows the boat? I thought you served her.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
“No, it was there when I got here. It’s been annoying you?”
Only just recently, did not like my last bout with drunkeness ig. No matter I might get some money from this job as a merchant and it will be a welcome break from sitting and drinking all day waiting for a kraken fight *ahem gibber*
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
“Cool. Hope you make some money.”
Sylvi starts practicing her archery skills, firing at a target she set up.
Burdurxa retires to his bed
*GTG sleep for school tmrw*
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*Ah but the thing is, I rolled damage and it wasn't enough to kill the cultist :)
Waiting for the Captain's turn*
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Jonah watches and makes note of your abilities. He then steps in and provides a few helpful suggestions and comments. You can tell he is experienced as he leads you through exercises that help you build your skill and strength.
The Pelican’s eyes smile and he nods, “King of the Pelicans, not King of demigods of music and glass. Rise.”
The Captain strides up to the man and smiles. His eyes glimmer, changing from their customary white to a deep purple. “I’m so, so sorry for my crew’s behavior. You’ll stand down, won’t you?”
DC 17 Wis save or be charmed.
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Xi shakes his head at Burdurxa. “You’re not making yourself very trustworthy, now are you? You may want to stop trying to kill everything with a heartbeat just for the heck of it!”
Initiative: 6
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He attacked us? why wouldnt we kill him?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY