Jeff, thou art the evilest of all the roombas, all thine enemies smell like stinky cheese, and your metal exterior that hides the true face of your monstrous eldritch visage is looking especially glossy today, do you use Windex?
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
Actually I won't be gone today but I'll still judge at 8. Best of luck to y'all!
By this I mean 8 PM EST, I'm sorry if this causes any inconvenience to anyone.
For the Jeff Trivia I'm wondering if I should do the two teams, or if I should just post all the questions in the morning, give people the day to give their own answers, then I reveal the answers and whoever gets the most right wins. I feel like two teams would require a lot more back and forth throughout the day and I do have school
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Since there was only 2 submissions, I think I'll extend it until tomorrow morning. (Sometime around 6:30 EST) That's the latest I'm delaying it to since we do need to keep things moving
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Well, I'd say Gonzalo did the best job. Congrats, Gonzalo. Now I'm gonna post the Jeff Trivia, and sometime later today I'll post the answers. Whoever gets the most right wins.
1. Who was the first pitiful mortal to attempt to stop Jeff's reign on DDB? (Not a forum user)
2.Could a Room baa?
[A] Yes
[B] No
[C] Yes, it voiced the pink sheep in the Minecraft Movie
[D] No, but a tin can
3. What page of Twist the Wish was Jeff introduced? Hint: It's in the 400-500 range.
4. There is a trolley that is about to crash into Jeff The Evil Roomba. You can pull the lever to divert the trolley to the other track, killing 5 people instead. Do you pull the lever?
5. What is the level 10 ability for the Jeff warlock subclass?
[A]Clay Transformation
[B]Roomba Infusion
[C]Servant of the Roomba Lord
[D]Clay Petrification
6. What is the best way to prepare clay?
[A] Aged in an oaken casket
[B] Put pineapple on it
[C] Morph it into shapes beyond our mortal comprehension
[D] Use it like a regular person
7. Two roombas, Roomba A and Roomba B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Roomba A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Roomba B is moving at 253.5mph towards Station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?
[A] 31.054 minutes
[B] 16.232 minutes
[C] 32.049 minutes
[D] 32.058 minutes
8. What is Jeff's favorite color of clay? (Closest wins)
9. This one is just straight luck, roll a d100 and whoever rolls the highest gets the points in the event of a tie. May Jeff bless the dice
10. How much clay could a Roomba Roomba if a Roomba could Roomba clay? Open ended, provide as much explanation as possible
I'll also be temporarily removing the link to the chain of events that birthed Jeff, as they contain some info that reveals the answers. Same with the Jefflock (honor code to not just look it up)
When I say Praise Jeff! I truly mean it, I use all capacity of my being in every way to praise our glorious leader. You will never fall in battle, and all our enemies perish when they even think of upsetting you. You a the true peak of power, and also... A very awesome looking Roomba.
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Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Well, I'd say Gonzalo did the best job. Congrats, Gonzalo. Now I'm gonna post the Jeff Trivia, and sometime later today I'll post the answers. Whoever gets the most right wins.
1. Who was the first pitiful mortal to attempt to stop Jeff's reign on DDB? (Not a forum user)
2.Could a Room baa?
[A] Yes
[B] No
[C] Yes, it voiced the pink sheep in the Minecraft Movie
[D] No, but a tin can
3. What page of Twist the Wish was Jeff introduced? Hint: It's in the 400-500 range.
4. There is a trolley that is about to crash into Jeff The Evil Roomba. You can pull the lever to divert the trolley to the other track, killing 5 people instead. Do you pull the lever?
5. What is the level 10 ability for the Jeff warlock subclass?
[A]Clay Transformation
[B]Roomba Infusion
[C]Servant of the Roomba Lord
[D]Clay Petrification
6. What is the best way to prepare clay?
[A] Aged in an oaken casket
[B] Put pineapple on it
[C] Morph it into shapes beyond our mortal comprehension
[D] Use it like a regular person
7. Two roombas, Roomba A and Roomba B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Roomba A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Roomba B is moving at 253.5mph towards Station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?
[A] 31.054 minutes
[B] 16.232 minutes
[C] 32.049 minutes
[D] 32.058 minutes
8. What is Jeff's favorite color of clay? (Closest wins)
9. This one is just straight luck, roll a d100 and whoever rolls the highest gets the points in the event of a tie. May Jeff bless the dice
10. How much clay could a Roomba Roomba if a Roomba could Roomba clay? Open ended, provide as much explanation as possible
I'll also be temporarily removing the link to the chain of events that birthed Jeff, as they contain some info that reveals the answers. Same with the Jefflock
NOOOO! MY praise of Jeff did not send in time!
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Well, I'd say Gonzalo did the best job. Congrats, Gonzalo. Now I'm gonna post the Jeff Trivia, and sometime later today I'll post the answers. Whoever gets the most right wins.
1. Who was the first pitiful mortal to attempt to stop Jeff's reign on DDB? (Not a forum user)
2.Could a Room baa?
[A] Yes
[B] No
[C] Yes, it voiced the pink sheep in the Minecraft Movie
[D] No, but a tin can
3. What page of Twist the Wish was Jeff introduced? Hint: It's in the 400-500 range.
4. There is a trolley that is about to crash into Jeff The Evil Roomba. You can pull the lever to divert the trolley to the other track, killing 5 people instead. Do you pull the lever?
5. What is the level 10 ability for the Jeff warlock subclass?
[A]Clay Transformation
[B]Roomba Infusion
[C]Servant of the Roomba Lord
[D]Clay Petrification
6. What is the best way to prepare clay?
[A] Aged in an oaken casket
[B] Put pineapple on it
[C] Morph it into shapes beyond our mortal comprehension
[D] Use it like a regular person
7. Two roombas, Roomba A and Roomba B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Roomba A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Roomba B is moving at 253.5mph towards Station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?
[A] 31.054 minutes
[B] 16.232 minutes
[C] 32.049 minutes
[D] 32.058 minutes
8. What is Jeff's favorite color of clay? (Closest wins)
9. This one is just straight luck, roll a d100 and whoever rolls the highest gets the points in the event of a tie. May Jeff bless the dice
10. How much clay could a Roomba Roomba if a Roomba could Roomba clay? Open ended, provide as much explanation as possible
I'll also be temporarily removing the link to the chain of events that birthed Jeff, as they contain some info that reveals the answers. Same with the Jefflock
NOOOO! MY praise of Jeff did not send in time!
Rip
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Well, I'd say Gonzalo did the best job. Congrats, Gonzalo. Now I'm gonna post the Jeff Trivia, and sometime later today I'll post the answers. Whoever gets the most right wins.
1. Who was the first pitiful mortal to attempt to stop Jeff's reign on DDB? (Not a forum user)
2.Could a Room baa?
[A] Yes
[B] No
[C] Yes, it voiced the pink sheep in the Minecraft Movie
[D] No, but a tin can
3. What page of Twist the Wish was Jeff introduced? Hint: It's in the 400-500 range.
4. There is a trolley that is about to crash into Jeff The Evil Roomba. You can pull the lever to divert the trolley to the other track, killing 5 people instead. Do you pull the lever?
5. What is the level 10 ability for the Jeff warlock subclass?
[A]Clay Transformation
[B]Roomba Infusion
[C]Servant of the Roomba Lord
[D]Clay Petrification
6. What is the best way to prepare clay?
[A] Aged in an oaken casket
[B] Put pineapple on it
[C] Morph it into shapes beyond our mortal comprehension
[D] Use it like a regular person
7. Two roombas, Roomba A and Roomba B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Roomba A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Roomba B is moving at 253.5mph towards Station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?
[A] 31.054 minutes
[B] 16.232 minutes
[C] 32.049 minutes
[D] 32.058 minutes
8. What is Jeff's favorite color of clay? (Closest wins)
9. This one is just straight luck, roll a d100 and whoever rolls the highest gets the points in the event of a tie. May Jeff bless the dice
10. How much clay could a Roomba Roomba if a Roomba could Roomba clay? Open ended, provide as much explanation as possible
I'll also be temporarily removing the link to the chain of events that birthed Jeff, as they contain some info that reveals the answers. Same with the Jefflock (honor code to not just look it up)
darn ok.
1. The foul heretic of whom we do not speak, for he is so worthless and pathetic and blasphemous that we do not mention his name.
2. D
3. uhhh 456
4. Well Jeff the Evil Roomba would simply eat the trolley, so I would not divert it. Unless the 5 people were unbelievers, then I would divert it to them.
5. B
6. C, obviously
7. B
8. Octarine (or maybe red)
9. 95
10. "How much clay could a Roomba Roomba if a Roomba could Roomba clay?" This is an interesting question. If the Roomba is Jeff (which it is, for only one Roomba is spelled with a capital R, and that is Jeff the Evil Roomba, Long may He Live and Eat Clay), then a Roomba could Roomba Infinite Amounts of Clay if that Roomba could Roomba Clay. This is shown in Jeff's ever-growing appetite for clay. As his cultists and worshipers, we take it upon ourselves to find his favorite flavor. This is the main mission that we have, besides worshiping, Jeff, yet, we worship Jeff by our pursuit of clay, so it cannot be considered a separate thing from worshiping him. We have not yet found Jeff's favorite flavor, and truly, if there are infinite shapes of clay to make, it will take us many years, possibly beyond our lifetime to find his favorite flavor. Yet, we continue our search to one day, whether this year or in 5 millenia, find his favorite combination of colors, shapes, letters, types of clay, etc., find Jeff's favorite flavor. Of course, if there are infinite combinations of clay to find for Jeff, then Jeff must have an infinite capacity to eat clay. This is summarized in the following syllogisms:
All Jeff the Evil Roomba's favorite flavor of clay is found within infinite combinations of clay flavors.
All Jeff the Evil Roomba has the capacity to eat his favorite flavor of clay.
Therefore, all Jeff the Evil Roomba has the capacity to eat infinite combinations of clay flavors.
As we can see here, this is an AAA-1 syllogism, or "Barbara", as it is known by its mnemonic. It is a valid syllogism. The major term is "infinite combinations of clay flavors", the minor is "Jeff the Evil Roomba", and the middle term is "Jeff the Evil Roomba's favorite flavor of clay". This is valid, but is it sound? In order for a syllogism to be sound, it must be both valid and true, so the real question here is "is this syllogism true?" Well, if it is true that Jeff the Evil Roomba has the capacity to eat his favorite flavor of clay, then this syllogism is true, because we know that the major premise (the first premise) is absolutely true, and that the conclusion's truth depends on the truth of the major and the minor (the second) premises, so we must only find the truth of the minor premise. Now, let us see if we can prove the minor premise true using a conditional syllogism.
If Jeff the Evil Roomba constantly eats clay, then it can be assumed that Jeff the Evil Roomba has the capacity to eat clay infinitely.
Jeff the Evil Roomba constantly eats clay.
Therefore, it can be assumed that Jeff the Evil Roomba has the capacity to eat clay infinitely.
Before we continue, I would like to point out that I'm sure some might contest that the first premise in this syllogism, but Jeff is an eternal thing, and as an eternal thing whose main purpose is to consume, then it follows logically that Jeff can eat clay infinitely, and this proves our first syllogism. Now, this second syllogism is a valid conditional syllogism, a "modus ponens" syllogism, and it has been proven to be sound. This means it is true and valid. And the conclusion of both our syllogisms are the same. So therefore, we have proven that if a Roomba is Jeff the Evil Roomba, then that Roomba could Roomba an infinite amount of clay if that Roomba could Roomba clay TWICE. Twice we have proven it to be true and valid. Now, if it were a simply mortal and normal Roomba, then enough clay until it gets full or runs out of battery. Thank you.
Well, I'd say Gonzalo did the best job. Congrats, Gonzalo. Now I'm gonna post the Jeff Trivia, and sometime later today I'll post the answers. Whoever gets the most right wins.
1. Who was the first pitiful mortal to attempt to stop Jeff's reign on DDB? (Not a forum user)
2.Could a Room baa?
[A] Yes
[B] No
[C] Yes, it voiced the pink sheep in the Minecraft Movie
[D] No, but a tin can
3. What page of Twist the Wish was Jeff introduced? Hint: It's in the 400-500 range.
4. There is a trolley that is about to crash into Jeff The Evil Roomba. You can pull the lever to divert the trolley to the other track, killing 5 people instead. Do you pull the lever?
5. What is the level 10 ability for the Jeff warlock subclass?
[A]Clay Transformation
[B]Roomba Infusion
[C]Servant of the Roomba Lord
[D]Clay Petrification
6. What is the best way to prepare clay?
[A] Aged in an oaken casket
[B] Put pineapple on it
[C] Morph it into shapes beyond our mortal comprehension
[D] Use it like a regular person
7. Two roombas, Roomba A and Roomba B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Roomba A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Roomba B is moving at 253.5mph towards Station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?
[A] 31.054 minutes
[B] 16.232 minutes
[C] 32.049 minutes
[D] 32.058 minutes
8. What is Jeff's favorite color of clay? (Closest wins)
9. This one is just straight luck, roll a d100 and whoever rolls the highest gets the points in the event of a tie. May Jeff bless the dice
10. How much clay could a Roomba Roomba if a Roomba could Roomba clay? Open ended, provide as much explanation as possible
I'll also be temporarily removing the link to the chain of events that birthed Jeff, as they contain some info that reveals the answers. Same with the Jefflock (honor code to not just look it up)
darn ok.
1. The foul heretic of whom we do not speak, for he is so worthless and pathetic and blasphemous that we do not mention his name.
2. D
3. uhhh 456
4. Well Jeff the Evil Roomba would simply eat the trolley, so I would not divert it. Unless the 5 people were unbelievers, then I would divert it to them.
5. B
6. C, obviously
7. B
8. Octarine (or maybe red)
9. 95
10. "How much clay could a Roomba Roomba if a Roomba could Roomba clay?" This is an interesting question. If the Roomba is Jeff (which it is, for only one Roomba is spelled with a capital R, and that is Jeff the Evil Roomba, Long may He Live and Eat Clay), then a Roomba could Roomba Infinite Amounts of Clay if that Roomba could Roomba Clay. This is shown in Jeff's ever-growing appetite for clay. As his cultists and worshipers, we take it upon ourselves to find his favorite flavor. This is the main mission that we have, besides worshiping, Jeff, yet, we worship Jeff by our pursuit of clay, so it cannot be considered a separate thing from worshiping him. We have not yet found Jeff's favorite flavor, and truly, if there are infinite shapes of clay to make, it will take us many years, possibly beyond our lifetime to find his favorite flavor. Yet, we continue our search to one day, whether this year or in 5 millenia, find his favorite combination of colors, shapes, letters, types of clay, etc., find Jeff's favorite flavor. Of course, if there are infinite combinations of clay to find for Jeff, then Jeff must have an infinite capacity to eat clay. This is summarized in the following syllogisms:
All Jeff the Evil Roomba's favorite flavor of clay is found within infinite combinations of clay flavors.
All Jeff the Evil Roomba has the capacity to eat his favorite flavor of clay.
Therefore, all Jeff the Evil Roomba has the capacity to eat infinite combinations of clay flavors.
As we can see here, this is an AAA-1 syllogism, or "Barbara", as it is known by its mnemonic. It is a valid syllogism. The major term is "infinite combinations of clay flavors", the minor is "Jeff the Evil Roomba", and the middle term is "Jeff the Evil Roomba's favorite flavor of clay". This is valid, but is it sound? In order for a syllogism to be sound, it must be both valid and true, so the real question here is "is this syllogism true?" Well, if it is true that Jeff the Evil Roomba has the capacity to eat his favorite flavor of clay, then this syllogism is true, because we know that the major premise (the first premise) is absolutely true, and that the conclusion's truth depends on the truth of the major and the minor (the second) premises, so we must only find the truth of the minor premise. Now, let us see if we can prove the minor premise true using a conditional syllogism.
If Jeff the Evil Roomba constantly eats clay, then it can be assumed that Jeff the Evil Roomba has the capacity to eat clay infinitely.
Jeff the Evil Roomba constantly eats clay.
Therefore, it can be assumed that Jeff the Evil Roomba has the capacity to eat clay infinitely.
Before we continue, I would like to point out that I'm sure some might contest that the first premise in this syllogism, but Jeff is an eternal thing, and as an eternal thing whose main purpose is to consume, then it follows logically that Jeff can eat clay infinitely, and this proves our first syllogism. Now, this second syllogism is a valid conditional syllogism, a "modus ponens" syllogism, and it has been proven to be sound. This means it is true and valid. And the conclusion of both our syllogisms are the same. So therefore, we have proven that if a Roomba is Jeff the Evil Roomba, then that Roomba could Roomba an infinite amount of clay if that Roomba could Roomba clay TWICE. Twice we have proven it to be true and valid. Now, if it were a simply mortal and normal Roomba, then enough clay until it gets full or runs out of battery. Thank you.
Very good analysis. You do have to give a name for 1 though, no matter how blasphemous they are
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
1. Who was the first pitiful mortal to attempt to stop Jeff's reign on DDB? (Not a forum user) Sordida
2. Could a Room baa?
[A] Yes
3. On what page of Twist the Wish was Jeff introduced? Hint: It's in the 400-500 range. 488
4. There is a trolley that is about to crash into Jeff the Evil Roomba. You can pull the lever to divert the trolley to the other track, killing 5 people instead. Do you pull the lever? YESS
5. What is the level 10 ability for the Jeff warlock subclass?
[B]Roomba Infusion
6. What is the best way to prepare clay?
[C] Morph it into shapes beyond our mortal comprehension
7. Two Roombas, Roomba A and Roomba B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Roomba A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Roomba B is moving at 253.5mph towards Station A. If both trains departed at 10:00 AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?
[D] 32.058 minutes
8. What is Jeff's favorite color of clay? (Closest wins) ORGANE
9. This one is just straight luck, roll a d100, and whoever rolls the highest gets the points in the event of a tie. May Jeff bless the dice 53
10. How much clay could a Roomba Roomba if a Roomba could Roomba clay? Open-ended, provide as much explanation as possible. ALL OF IT
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Very good analysis. You do have to give a name for 1 though, no matter how blasphemous they are
Thank you. Yeah I couldn't remember the name so I just put that there.
(Hint to everyone) You basically made the name lol
WAIT, did i get it wrong?
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Very good analysis. You do have to give a name for 1 though, no matter how blasphemous they are
Thank you. Yeah I couldn't remember the name so I just put that there.
(Hint to everyone) You basically made the name lol
WAIT, did i get it wrong?
yeah, Sordidia wasn't the first. On Twist the Wish, were JEff first gained power, he made many enemies.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Very good analysis. You do have to give a name for 1 though, no matter how blasphemous they are
Thank you. Yeah I couldn't remember the name so I just put that there.
(Hint to everyone) You basically made the name lol
WAIT, did i get it wrong?
I can't confirm or deny that, regardless you can change your answers as long as it isn't the deadline (which I think will be next morning again)
But i do know that i got the first jeff thing right
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Sorry if I ninja anyone, but here are the results!
1. Who was the first pitiful mortal to attempt to stop Jeff's reign on DDB? (Not a forum user) Answer: A. Superhero
2.Could a Room baa? Answer: (D) No, but a tin can (reference to The Impossible Quiz)
3. What page of Twist the Wish was Jeff introduced? Hint: It's in the 400-500 range. Answer: 488
4. There is a trolley that is about to crash into Jeff The Evil Roomba. You can pull the lever to divert the trolley to the other track, killing 5 people instead. Do you pull the lever? Answer: As Paco said, the trolley isn't of any danger to Jeff whatsoever-- it wouldn't even scratch him and yeah he could just eat it. So don't pull the lever. (Unless they're heretics in which case do, but this question assumes they're either regular people or Jeff Cult
5. What is the level 10 ability for the Jeff warlock subclass? Answer: (B) Roomba Infusion
6. What is the best way to prepare clay? (C) Morph it into shapes beyond our mortal comprehension
7. Two roombas, Roomba A and Roomba B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Roomba A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Roomba B is moving at 253.5mph towards Station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other? Answer: (D) 32.058 minutes I just ripped this off from the Undertale quiz show lol
8. What is Jeff's favorite color of clay? (Closest wins) I looked up octarine and it said greenish-yellow-purple, so since it would simultaneously win and lose I'll just go with red. Gato wins this.
9. This one is just straight luck, roll a d100 and whoever rolls the highest gets the points in the event of a tie. May Jeff bless the dice Paco rolled highest but doesn't really matter since there was no tie
10. How much clay could a Roomba Roomba if a Roomba could Roomba clay? Open ended, provide as much explanation as possible Paco provided the best explanation. It's glorious, I have no other words.
Alright, now the clay cooking competition begins! You have until probably about 8:00 PM EST to make a post describing the most delicious clay Jeff has ever played his eldritch eyes upon! Good luck to you all!
Sorry if I ninja anyone, but here are the results!
1. Who was the first pitiful mortal to attempt to stop Jeff's reign on DDB? (Not a forum user) Answer: A. Superhero
2.Could a Room baa? Answer: (D) No, but a tin can (reference to The Impossible Quiz)
3. What page of Twist the Wish was Jeff introduced? Hint: It's in the 400-500 range. Answer: 488
4. There is a trolley that is about to crash into Jeff The Evil Roomba. You can pull the lever to divert the trolley to the other track, killing 5 people instead. Do you pull the lever? Answer: As Paco said, the trolley isn't of any danger to Jeff whatsoever-- it wouldn't even scratch him and yeah he could just eat it. So don't pull the lever. (Unless they're heretics in which case do, but this question assumes they're either regular people or Jeff Cult
5. What is the level 10 ability for the Jeff warlock subclass? Answer: (B) Roomba Infusion
6. What is the best way to prepare clay? (C) Morph it into shapes beyond our mortal comprehension
7. Two roombas, Roomba A and Roomba B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Roomba A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Roomba B is moving at 253.5mph towards Station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other? Answer: (D) 32.058 minutes I just ripped this off from the Undertale quiz show lol
8. What is Jeff's favorite color of clay? (Closest wins) I looked up octarine and it said greenish-yellow-purple, so since it would simultaneously win and lose I'll just go with red. Gato wins this.
9. This one is just straight luck, roll a d100 and whoever rolls the highest gets the points in the event of a tie. May Jeff bless the dice Paco rolled highest but doesn't really matter since there was no tie
10. How much clay could a Roomba Roomba if a Roomba could Roomba clay? Open ended, provide as much explanation as possible Paco provided the best explanation. It's glorious, I have no other words.
Alright, now the clay cooking competition begins! You have until probably about 8:00 PM EST to make a post describing the most delicious clay Jeff has ever played his eldritch eyes upon! Good luck to you all!
WAIT NO I CREATED A. SUPERHERO DIDN'T I??? DANG IT.
I was gonna do red besides octarine :/ . I'm ashamed of myself.
I will make the most glorious clay ever. Praise Jeff!
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Jeff, thou art the evilest of all the roombas, all thine enemies smell like stinky cheese, and your metal exterior that hides the true face of your monstrous eldritch visage is looking especially glossy today, do you use Windex?
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
Actually I won't be gone today but I'll still judge at 8. Best of luck to y'all!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
By this I mean 8 PM EST, I'm sorry if this causes any inconvenience to anyone.
For the Jeff Trivia I'm wondering if I should do the two teams, or if I should just post all the questions in the morning, give people the day to give their own answers, then I reveal the answers and whoever gets the most right wins. I feel like two teams would require a lot more back and forth throughout the day and I do have school
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Since there was only 2 submissions, I think I'll extend it until tomorrow morning. (Sometime around 6:30 EST) That's the latest I'm delaying it to since we do need to keep things moving
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Well, I'd say Gonzalo did the best job. Congrats, Gonzalo. Now I'm gonna post the Jeff Trivia, and sometime later today I'll post the answers. Whoever gets the most right wins.
1. Who was the first pitiful mortal to attempt to stop Jeff's reign on DDB? (Not a forum user)
2.Could a Room baa?
[A] Yes
[B] No
[C] Yes, it voiced the pink sheep in the Minecraft Movie
[D] No, but a tin can
3. What page of Twist the Wish was Jeff introduced? Hint: It's in the 400-500 range.
4. There is a trolley that is about to crash into Jeff The Evil Roomba. You can pull the lever to divert the trolley to the other track, killing 5 people instead. Do you pull the lever?
5. What is the level 10 ability for the Jeff warlock subclass?
[A]Clay Transformation
[B]Roomba Infusion
[C]Servant of the Roomba Lord
[D]Clay Petrification
6. What is the best way to prepare clay?
[A] Aged in an oaken casket
[B] Put pineapple on it
[C] Morph it into shapes beyond our mortal comprehension
[D] Use it like a regular person
7. Two roombas, Roomba A and Roomba B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Roomba A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Roomba B is moving at 253.5mph towards Station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?
[A] 31.054 minutes
[B] 16.232 minutes
[C] 32.049 minutes
[D] 32.058 minutes
8. What is Jeff's favorite color of clay? (Closest wins)
9. This one is just straight luck, roll a d100 and whoever rolls the highest gets the points in the event of a tie. May Jeff bless the dice
10. How much clay could a Roomba Roomba if a Roomba could Roomba clay? Open ended, provide as much explanation as possible
I'll also be temporarily removing the link to the chain of events that birthed Jeff, as they contain some info that reveals the answers. Same with the Jefflock (honor code to not just look it up)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
When I say Praise Jeff! I truly mean it, I use all capacity of my being in every way to praise our glorious leader. You will never fall in battle, and all our enemies perish when they even think of upsetting you. You a the true peak of power, and also... A very awesome looking Roomba.
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
NOOOO! MY praise of Jeff did not send in time!
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
Rip
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
darn ok.
1. The foul heretic of whom we do not speak, for he is so worthless and pathetic and blasphemous that we do not mention his name.
2. D
3. uhhh 456
4. Well Jeff the Evil Roomba would simply eat the trolley, so I would not divert it. Unless the 5 people were unbelievers, then I would divert it to them.
5. B
6. C, obviously
7. B
8. Octarine (or maybe red)
9. 95
10. "How much clay could a Roomba Roomba if a Roomba could Roomba clay?" This is an interesting question. If the Roomba is Jeff (which it is, for only one Roomba is spelled with a capital R, and that is Jeff the Evil Roomba, Long may He Live and Eat Clay), then a Roomba could Roomba Infinite Amounts of Clay if that Roomba could Roomba Clay. This is shown in Jeff's ever-growing appetite for clay. As his cultists and worshipers, we take it upon ourselves to find his favorite flavor. This is the main mission that we have, besides worshiping, Jeff, yet, we worship Jeff by our pursuit of clay, so it cannot be considered a separate thing from worshiping him. We have not yet found Jeff's favorite flavor, and truly, if there are infinite shapes of clay to make, it will take us many years, possibly beyond our lifetime to find his favorite flavor. Yet, we continue our search to one day, whether this year or in 5 millenia, find his favorite combination of colors, shapes, letters, types of clay, etc., find Jeff's favorite flavor. Of course, if there are infinite combinations of clay to find for Jeff, then Jeff must have an infinite capacity to eat clay. This is summarized in the following syllogisms:
All Jeff the Evil Roomba's favorite flavor of clay is found within infinite combinations of clay flavors.
All Jeff the Evil Roomba has the capacity to eat his favorite flavor of clay.
Therefore, all Jeff the Evil Roomba has the capacity to eat infinite combinations of clay flavors.
As we can see here, this is an AAA-1 syllogism, or "Barbara", as it is known by its mnemonic. It is a valid syllogism. The major term is "infinite combinations of clay flavors", the minor is "Jeff the Evil Roomba", and the middle term is "Jeff the Evil Roomba's favorite flavor of clay". This is valid, but is it sound? In order for a syllogism to be sound, it must be both valid and true, so the real question here is "is this syllogism true?" Well, if it is true that Jeff the Evil Roomba has the capacity to eat his favorite flavor of clay, then this syllogism is true, because we know that the major premise (the first premise) is absolutely true, and that the conclusion's truth depends on the truth of the major and the minor (the second) premises, so we must only find the truth of the minor premise. Now, let us see if we can prove the minor premise true using a conditional syllogism.
If Jeff the Evil Roomba constantly eats clay, then it can be assumed that Jeff the Evil Roomba has the capacity to eat clay infinitely.
Jeff the Evil Roomba constantly eats clay.
Therefore, it can be assumed that Jeff the Evil Roomba has the capacity to eat clay infinitely.
Before we continue, I would like to point out that I'm sure some might contest that the first premise in this syllogism, but Jeff is an eternal thing, and as an eternal thing whose main purpose is to consume, then it follows logically that Jeff can eat clay infinitely, and this proves our first syllogism. Now, this second syllogism is a valid conditional syllogism, a "modus ponens" syllogism, and it has been proven to be sound. This means it is true and valid. And the conclusion of both our syllogisms are the same. So therefore, we have proven that if a Roomba is Jeff the Evil Roomba, then that Roomba could Roomba an infinite amount of clay if that Roomba could Roomba clay TWICE. Twice we have proven it to be true and valid. Now, if it were a simply mortal and normal Roomba, then enough clay until it gets full or runs out of battery. Thank you.
Treading the Threads.
Very good analysis. You do have to give a name for 1 though, no matter how blasphemous they are
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
1. Who was the first pitiful mortal to attempt to stop Jeff's reign on DDB? (Not a forum user) Sordida
2. Could a Room baa?
[A] Yes
3. On what page of Twist the Wish was Jeff introduced? Hint: It's in the 400-500 range. 488
4. There is a trolley that is about to crash into Jeff the Evil Roomba. You can pull the lever to divert the trolley to the other track, killing 5 people instead. Do you pull the lever? YESS
5. What is the level 10 ability for the Jeff warlock subclass?
[B]Roomba Infusion
6. What is the best way to prepare clay?
[C] Morph it into shapes beyond our mortal comprehension
7. Two Roombas, Roomba A and Roomba B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Roomba A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Roomba B is moving at 253.5mph towards Station A. If both trains departed at 10:00 AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?
[D] 32.058 minutes
8. What is Jeff's favorite color of clay? (Closest wins) ORGANE
9. This one is just straight luck, roll a d100, and whoever rolls the highest gets the points in the event of a tie. May Jeff bless the dice 53
10. How much clay could a Roomba Roomba if a Roomba could Roomba clay? Open-ended, provide as much explanation as possible. ALL OF IT
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Thank you. Yeah I couldn't remember the name so I just put that there.
Treading the Threads.
(Hint to everyone) You basically made the name lol
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
WAIT, did i get it wrong?
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
yeah, Sordidia wasn't the first. On Twist the Wish, were JEff first gained power, he made many enemies.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
I can't confirm or deny that, regardless you can change your answers as long as it isn't the deadline (which I think will be next morning again)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
But i do know that i got the first jeff thing right
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Im lucky I got an alliance with Jeff
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Sorry if I ninja anyone, but here are the results!
1. Who was the first pitiful mortal to attempt to stop Jeff's reign on DDB? (Not a forum user) Answer: A. Superhero
2.Could a Room baa? Answer: (D) No, but a tin can (reference to The Impossible Quiz)
3. What page of Twist the Wish was Jeff introduced? Hint: It's in the 400-500 range. Answer: 488
4. There is a trolley that is about to crash into Jeff The Evil Roomba. You can pull the lever to divert the trolley to the other track, killing 5 people instead. Do you pull the lever? Answer: As Paco said, the trolley isn't of any danger to Jeff whatsoever-- it wouldn't even scratch him and yeah he could just eat it. So don't pull the lever. (Unless they're heretics in which case do, but this question assumes they're either regular people or Jeff Cult
5. What is the level 10 ability for the Jeff warlock subclass? Answer: (B) Roomba Infusion
6. What is the best way to prepare clay? (C) Morph it into shapes beyond our mortal comprehension
7. Two roombas, Roomba A and Roomba B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Roomba A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Roomba B is moving at 253.5mph towards Station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other? Answer: (D) 32.058 minutes I just ripped this off from the Undertale quiz show lol
8. What is Jeff's favorite color of clay? (Closest wins) I looked up octarine and it said greenish-yellow-purple, so since it would simultaneously win and lose I'll just go with red. Gato wins this.
9. This one is just straight luck, roll a d100 and whoever rolls the highest gets the points in the event of a tie. May Jeff bless the dice Paco rolled highest but doesn't really matter since there was no tie
10. How much clay could a Roomba Roomba if a Roomba could Roomba clay? Open ended, provide as much explanation as possible Paco provided the best explanation. It's glorious, I have no other words.
Alright, now the clay cooking competition begins! You have until probably about 8:00 PM EST to make a post describing the most delicious clay Jeff has ever played his eldritch eyes upon! Good luck to you all!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
WAIT NO I CREATED A. SUPERHERO DIDN'T I??? DANG IT.
I was gonna do red besides octarine :/ . I'm ashamed of myself.
I will make the most glorious clay ever. Praise Jeff!
Treading the Threads.