The High Cultist walks next to him then gets on all fours and sweeps dust bunnies up with his robes while also chanting "Praise Jeff, praise Jeff, praise Jeff..."
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Brøther, I cräve not the forbidden lämp which tempts us, for it is of a fälse light, but I instead cräve that light which came døwn to deliver us and which ätoned for these øur sins, brøther.
The Arch Cultist nods at the High Cultist and continues chanting.
The High Cultist nods back, accidentally sending a wave of dust across the floor. "Crap!" he mutters, then continues chanting.
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Brøther, I cräve not the forbidden lämp which tempts us, for it is of a fälse light, but I instead cräve that light which came døwn to deliver us and which ätoned for these øur sins, brøther.
The Roomba High Cultist looks at the Arch Cultist, a little confused.
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Brøther, I cräve not the forbidden lämp which tempts us, for it is of a fälse light, but I instead cräve that light which came døwn to deliver us and which ätoned for these øur sins, brøther.
The scavenger looks confused. “When did this turn into a tavern?”
The Arch Cultist answers the scavenger. "This thread is both cult and tavern, a mixture of both. It's like the spider guild, it can be rp'ed on or just be a regular cult.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Magic, silly.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
THE MAGIC OF JEFFFF!!!!!
Exactly!
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
After finishing cleaning the floor to perfection and roomba waxing it, its doing that cartoon shiny thing. Ignore its slipperyness
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The Arch Cultist is standing in the main hall, chanting "Praise Jeff, Praise Jeff, Praise Jeff..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The High Cultist walks next to him then gets on all fours and sweeps dust bunnies up with his robes while also chanting "Praise Jeff, praise Jeff, praise Jeff..."
Status: Treading the Threads
Brøther, I cräve not the forbidden lämp which tempts us, for it is of a fälse light, but I instead cräve that light which came døwn to deliver us and which ätoned for these øur sins, brøther.
The Arch Cultist nods at the High Cultist and continues chanting.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
A roomba knight patrols the grounds, inspecting those worshippers who wish to see the Evil Roomba and his high cultists.
"Carrying a netherite pickaxe. NEXT!"
"No Villagers. NEXT!"
"Forged slip of permission. NEXT!"
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
The High Cultist nods back, accidentally sending a wave of dust across the floor. "Crap!" he mutters, then continues chanting.
Status: Treading the Threads
Brøther, I cräve not the forbidden lämp which tempts us, for it is of a fälse light, but I instead cräve that light which came døwn to deliver us and which ätoned for these øur sins, brøther.
The dust bunnies run off to cause mischief. The Arch Cultist telepathically yells to the cult: 'SIEZE THOSE DUST BUNNIES!'
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I RUN AFTER THOSE DUST BUNNIES YELLING "FOR JJJJJJEEEEEEFFFFFFFF"
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The dust bunnies all merge together to create...
A slightly bigger dust bunny. Then they all sneeze and split apart again.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Gasp! Burning just called Jeff lame on the roast thread! I sentence him to time-out in the time-out corner for 2 hours!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
YES
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*wait no, NOOOOOO. It was for ... for a roast. I ... didnt mean IT!!!! AHHHHHHHH*
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Jeff was NOT the person above you! Be lucky the dice rolled a nat 1 and go to time out! *No hard feelings btw*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I channel... THE POWER!!!!!1!
Boink.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The Roomba High Cultist looks at the Arch Cultist, a little confused.
Status: Treading the Threads
Brøther, I cräve not the forbidden lämp which tempts us, for it is of a fälse light, but I instead cräve that light which came døwn to deliver us and which ätoned for these øur sins, brøther.
The scavenger looks confused. “When did this turn into a tavern?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
The Arch Cultist answers the scavenger. "This thread is both cult and tavern, a mixture of both. It's like the spider guild, it can be rp'ed on or just be a regular cult.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ