*sweeps dirt, and casts magic ritual to make it into clay.*
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
A giant entrance in the mountains, statues of our roomba lord are on both sides. Inside is a very clean grand hall, with various doors leading to the various places.
A cloaked man wanders among the grand hall, his insignia and aura of power clearly indicating he's the Arch Cultist.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The tall, black armored knight walks by, nods his head at the Arch Cultist and walks towards the war room. Inside, a large map covers a well-lit table. “Sir, the dust bunnies have taken over the left quadrant,” one of the soldiers says to the knight. “Send the shop-vacs to help the soldiers there,” he says, in low and deep voice.
"Very good, Roomba Knight. Glad to have recruited you to our cause. Praise Jeff!" He raises his hand in the air ceremoniously. "Clay Scavengers, progress on finding Lord Jeff's favorite flavor?"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
“Sir we have found a spell to effectively turn all the dust bunnies into the finest clay! By the way, can I be the spellcaster high priest who controls the spellcasters?”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
"Very good, Roomba Knight. Glad to have recruited you to our cause. Praise Jeff!" He raises his hand in the air ceremoniously. "Clay Scavengers, progress on finding Lord Jeff's favorite flavor?"
"I suppose experimenting with a new flavorshape would be in order. Let's go back to basics, shall we? A cube."
I make an earthenware clay (sorry Jeff, that alchemicaly altered porcelain will be done soon i hope) cube and feed it to Jeff. Flavor?
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I would like to sign up as a roomba knight. Praise Jeff! Long may he live and eat clay! And may he defeat testificate man!
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"Very good, Roomba Knight. Glad to have recruited you to our cause. Praise Jeff!" He raises his hand in the air ceremoniously. "Clay Scavengers, progress on finding Lord Jeff's favorite flavor?"
"I suppose experimenting with a new flavorshape would be in order. Let's go back to basics, shall we? A cube."
I make an earthenware clay (sorry Jeff, that alchemicaly altered porcelain will be done soon i hope) cube and feed it to Jeff. Flavor?
Jeff has consumed it. "He speaks into my mind. He says... Cubes taste like Minecraft wood blocks. Too crunchy."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I would like to sign up as a roomba knight. Praise Jeff! Long may he live and eat clay! And may he defeat testificate man!
Yes! Praise Jeff! And you shall receive this role, especially since you actually got the reference!!!!
I shall defeat the enemies of Jeff and do whatever he wants me to do!
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Praise Jeff. Our spellcasters have devised a spell to turn dust bunnies into the substance of all, CLAY.
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
*sweeps dirt, and casts magic ritual to make it into clay.*
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
Extended Signature!
Very good, Roomba High Cultists. With this mindset of cleaning we'll defeat the dust bunny infestations in no time!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
haHA! we will turn them extinct!
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
*does it again*
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
Extended Signature!
Very good!
*Description of the base, and rp thingy*
A giant entrance in the mountains, statues of our roomba lord are on both sides. Inside is a very clean grand hall, with various doors leading to the various places.
A cloaked man wanders among the grand hall, his insignia and aura of power clearly indicating he's the Arch Cultist.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The tall, black armored knight walks by, nods his head at the Arch Cultist and walks towards the war room. Inside, a large map covers a well-lit table. “Sir, the dust bunnies have taken over the left quadrant,” one of the soldiers says to the knight. “Send the shop-vacs to help the soldiers there,” he says, in low and deep voice.
"Very good, Roomba Knight. Glad to have recruited you to our cause. Praise Jeff!" He raises his hand in the air ceremoniously. "Clay Scavengers, progress on finding Lord Jeff's favorite flavor?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Sir we have found a spell to effectively turn all the dust bunnies into the finest clay! By the way, can I be the spellcaster high priest who controls the spellcasters?”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
Extended Signature!
"Very well, High Cultist! Guide our spellcasters in Jeff's name! Praise Jeff!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I suppose experimenting with a new flavorshape would be in order. Let's go back to basics, shall we? A cube."
I make an earthenware clay (sorry Jeff, that alchemicaly altered porcelain will be done soon i hope) cube and feed it to Jeff. Flavor?
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I would like to sign up as a roomba knight. Praise Jeff! Long may he live and eat clay! And may he defeat testificate man!
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Jeff has consumed it. "He speaks into my mind. He says... Cubes taste like Minecraft wood blocks. Too crunchy."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Yes! Praise Jeff! And you shall receive this role, especially since you actually got the reference!!!!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I shall defeat the enemies of Jeff and do whatever he wants me to do!
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Welcome to Jeff! Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
PRAISE JEFF!
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
PRAISE JEFFF!!!!
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Welcome, Praiser of the Roomba Lord! What role do you wish for?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Praise our lord and savior, Jeff. On another note, how goes the battles with the dust bunnies?
Praise Jeff. Our spellcasters have devised a spell to turn dust bunnies into the substance of all, CLAY.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
Extended Signature!