Wow. A cult. We don’t see much of these nowadays. I remember when adohand’s kitchen was practically a cult cult.
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Wow. A cult. We don’t see much of these nowadays. I remember when adohand’s kitchen was practically a cult cult.
Greetings, one from the cult of cults. Do you wish to join us? (Shadowy voices whispering 'join us' in the background)
Jeff the Roomba is actually my source of power.
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Wow. A cult. We don’t see much of these nowadays. I remember when adohand’s kitchen was practically a cult cult.
Greetings, one from the cult of cults. Do you wish to join us? (Shadowy voices whispering 'join us' in the background)
Jeff the Roomba is actually my source of power.
He is a source of power for us all as well! What role do you wish for?
I wish to be a great knight of jeff. I will defend the cult and my honor.
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Wow. A cult. We don’t see much of these nowadays. I remember when adohand’s kitchen was practically a cult cult.
Greetings, one from the cult of cults. Do you wish to join us? (Shadowy voices whispering 'join us' in the background)
Jeff the Roomba is actually my source of power.
He is a source of power for us all as well! What role do you wish for?
GUYS. Y'ALL JUST GAVE ME AN IDEA. NEW SUBCLASS: ROOMBA WARLOCK. As a worshipper of the clay-eating roomba named jeff, you have made a pact with him. in exchange for his powers and cleaning abilities, you must find clay to bring to him once every tenday. thoughts? additions? improvements? someone that is good at homebrew that wants to expand this??
Wow. A cult. We don’t see much of these nowadays. I remember when adohand’s kitchen was practically a cult cult.
Greetings, one from the cult of cults. Do you wish to join us? (Shadowy voices whispering 'join us' in the background)
Jeff the Roomba is actually my source of power.
He is a source of power for us all as well! What role do you wish for?
GUYS. Y'ALL JUST GAVE ME AN IDEA. NEW SUBCLASS: ROOMBA WARLOCK. As a worshipper of the clay-eating roomba named jeff, you have made a pact with him. in exchange for his powers and cleaning abilities, you must find clay to bring to him once every tenday. thoughts? additions? improvements? someone that is good at homebrew that wants to expand this??
Clay blast. Someone needs to make a Jeff stat block too.
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The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… Anyways HI! I’m Bananer, pronouns He/They, andddddd yeah. Bye, ig.
That would be impossible as the maximum power a character can reach is around level 15 but Jeff has infinite power.
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Maybe some abilities to turn non clay substances into clay? Maybe at higher levels it could be a petrification of living creatures (not permanent, obviously, just for like 1 minute). Like this:
CLAY TRANSFORMATION
Starting at 6th level, you gain the ability to turn up to 1 foot of common non-living substances that are not clay, such as wood, stone or dirt, into clay. This clay acts normal, and tastes like vanilla to Jeff. Once you use this ability, you can't use it again until you finish a long rest. Casting dispel magic on the clay turns it back to its previous form.
CLAY PETRIFICATION
Starting at 15th level, you upgrade your powers of clay transformation to apply to living creatures. As an action, you can force one creature within 30 feet to make a Constitution Saving Throw against your spell save DC. On a fail, the creature is petrified immediately for 1 minute, becoming clay. On a success, the creature's legs become petrified (causing the target to be restrained, and the creature can repeat the saving throw at the start of each of its turns, ending the effect on itself on a success. If the target fails 2 other times, they become fully petrified for 1 minute. Once you use this ability, it can't be used again until after you complete a long rest.
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… Anyways HI! I’m Bananer, pronouns He/They, andddddd yeah. Bye, ig.
Hmmm... no CR 30 creature could do Jeff justice, and that's the max. Maybe an aspect, though, like what they did in Fizban's. Might make that after the subclass.
in exchange for his powers and cleaning abilities, you must find clay to bring to him once every tenday. thoughts? additions? improvements? someone that is good at homebrew that wants to expand this??
Let's make this feature.
SERVANT OF THE ROOMBA LORD
Starting at first level, you must sacrifice one square foot of clay to him within the span of every ten days by means of holding the lump to the sky and praying to Jeff, in order to be worthy of his power . If you do not do this, you will start to lose Jeff's power until you sacrifice it to him, with the amount of square feet needed increasing per every ten days by 1. While losing Jeff's power, you will not be able to regain spell slots in any way possible, and Clay Transformation is the only ability you may use from this subclass.
The High Cultist shrugs and joins them as well, sweeping up all the dust bunnies with his robe.
"We only have today, but tomorrow we may die,
so let's shout out to the starry sky"
Welcome, Praiser of Jeff! What role do you seek?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Wow. A cult. We don’t see much of these nowadays. I remember when adohand’s kitchen was practically a cult cult.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Greetings, one from the cult of cults. Do you wish to join us? (Shadowy voices whispering 'join us' in the background)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
lol. I remember when there really was a cult of cults. I wasn’t active, but I lurked on occasion. There was also a cult alliance.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/101305-cult-of-cults
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/106506-the-grand-alliance-of-cults
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I HAS FOUND MUCH CLAY FROM THE MAGICAL LAND OF THE NEXUS!!
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Wowzas! So much clay! Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Jeff the Roomba is actually my source of power.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
He is a source of power for us all as well! What role do you wish for?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I wish to be a great knight of jeff. I will defend the cult and my honor.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
GUYS. Y'ALL JUST GAVE ME AN IDEA. NEW SUBCLASS: ROOMBA WARLOCK. As a worshipper of the clay-eating roomba named jeff, you have made a pact with him. in exchange for his powers and cleaning abilities, you must find clay to bring to him once every tenday. thoughts? additions? improvements? someone that is good at homebrew that wants to expand this??
"We only have today, but tomorrow we may die,
so let's shout out to the starry sky"
Very well! Welcome to the Cult of Jeff! Praise Jeff!
Maybe a burrow speed through clay? Hmm...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Neat idea. And don’t forget the tremorsense!
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Hmmm... What other features would there be?
Extended spells? Probably ones themed around metal, and cleaning. Definitely mending, but that's all I can think of.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Clay blast. Someone needs to make a Jeff stat block too.
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… Anyways HI! I’m Bananer, pronouns He/They, andddddd yeah. Bye, ig.
PRAISE JEFF!
(Most of those were links, click on them!!!)
That would be impossible as the maximum power a character can reach is around level 15 but Jeff has infinite power.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Maybe some abilities to turn non clay substances into clay? Maybe at higher levels it could be a petrification of living creatures (not permanent, obviously, just for like 1 minute). Like this:
CLAY TRANSFORMATION
Starting at 6th level, you gain the ability to turn up to 1 foot of common non-living substances that are not clay, such as wood, stone or dirt, into clay. This clay acts normal, and tastes like vanilla to Jeff. Once you use this ability, you can't use it again until you finish a long rest. Casting dispel magic on the clay turns it back to its previous form.
CLAY PETRIFICATION
Starting at 15th level, you upgrade your powers of clay transformation to apply to living creatures. As an action, you can force one creature within 30 feet to make a Constitution Saving Throw against your spell save DC. On a fail, the creature is petrified immediately for 1 minute, becoming clay. On a success, the creature's legs become petrified (causing the target to be restrained, and the creature can repeat the saving throw at the start of each of its turns, ending the effect on itself on a success. If the target fails 2 other times, they become fully petrified for 1 minute. Once you use this ability, it can't be used again until after you complete a long rest.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You could make Jeff a monster stat block
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… Anyways HI! I’m Bananer, pronouns He/They, andddddd yeah. Bye, ig.
PRAISE JEFF!
(Most of those were links, click on them!!!)
Hmmm... no CR 30 creature could do Jeff justice, and that's the max. Maybe an aspect, though, like what they did in Fizban's. Might make that after the subclass.
Let's make this feature.
SERVANT OF THE ROOMBA LORD
Starting at first level, you must sacrifice one square foot of clay to him within the span of every ten days by means of holding the lump to the sky and praying to Jeff, in order to be worthy of his power . If you do not do this, you will start to lose Jeff's power until you sacrifice it to him, with the amount of square feet needed increasing per every ten days by 1. While losing Jeff's power, you will not be able to regain spell slots in any way possible, and Clay Transformation is the only ability you may use from this subclass.
Thoughts on the features thus far?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Alright, I'm putting this into the homebrew creator lol.
Other feature ideas?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ