I scavenge and find some halflings. Does Jeff eat those?
Ah, hello my fellow Scavenger! We should compare notes and keep logs of what shapes we've tried and their flavors so we can eventually find Jeff's favorite flavorshape of clay!
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I scavenge and find some halflings. Does Jeff eat those?
Ah, hello my fellow Scavenger! We should compare notes and keep logs of what shapes we've tried and their flavors so we can eventually find Jeff's favorite flavorshape of clay!
Sounds like an excellent idea! My notes say porcelain clay is his favorite, followed by earthenware. Does that check out?
I scavenge and find some halflings. Does Jeff eat those?
Ah, hello my fellow Scavenger! We should compare notes and keep logs of what shapes we've tried and their flavors so we can eventually find Jeff's favorite flavorshape of clay!
That is a noble quest Clay Scavengers! Jeff blesses you in your search!
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"There are things in the universe that are simply and purely evil.
A warrior does not seek to understand them, or to compromise with them.
I scavenge and find some halflings. Does Jeff eat those?
Ah, hello my fellow Scavenger! We should compare notes and keep logs of what shapes we've tried and their flavors so we can eventually find Jeff's favorite flavorshape of clay!
Sounds like an excellent idea! My notes say porcelain clay is his favorite, followed by earthenware. Does that check out?
I'm not sure. I have only tried one shape so far, I don't know how the type of clay affects it.
Curious, I feed a porcelain clay icosahedron followed by an earthenware icosahedron to Jeff.
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I scavenge and find some halflings. Does Jeff eat those?
Ah, hello my fellow Scavenger! We should compare notes and keep logs of what shapes we've tried and their flavors so we can eventually find Jeff's favorite flavorshape of clay!
Sounds like an excellent idea! My notes say porcelain clay is his favorite, followed by earthenware. Does that check out?
I'm not sure. I have only tried one shape so far, I don't know how the type of clay affects it.
Curious, I feed a porcelain clay icosahedron followed by an earthenware icosahedron to Jeff.
Jeff approves of the porcelain more. But he says he's full for now. He is kinda a small Roomba, so small stomach.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
I scavenge and find some halflings. Does Jeff eat those?
Ah, hello my fellow Scavenger! We should compare notes and keep logs of what shapes we've tried and their flavors so we can eventually find Jeff's favorite flavorshape of clay!
Sounds like an excellent idea! My notes say porcelain clay is his favorite, followed by earthenware. Does that check out?
I'm not sure. I have only tried one shape so far, I don't know how the type of clay affects it.
Curious, I feed a porcelain clay icosahedron followed by an earthenware icosahedron to Jeff.
Jeff approves of the porcelain more. But he says he's full for now. He is kinda a small Roomba, so small stomach.
So yes, I believe your theory is accurate Nothic. Although Jeff is full for now. Let's write down our findings and some theories we have to try next time.
So far we know:
Icosahedron is chocolate flavored
Likes porcelain clay better
Fills up rather quickly, we'll have to experiment with smaller serving sizes
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I scavenge and find some halflings. Does Jeff eat those?
Ah, hello my fellow Scavenger! We should compare notes and keep logs of what shapes we've tried and their flavors so we can eventually find Jeff's favorite flavorshape of clay!
Sounds like an excellent idea! My notes say porcelain clay is his favorite, followed by earthenware. Does that check out?
I'm not sure. I have only tried one shape so far, I don't know how the type of clay affects it.
Curious, I feed a porcelain clay icosahedron followed by an earthenware icosahedron to Jeff.
Jeff approves of the porcelain more. But he says he's full for now. He is kinda a small Roomba, so small stomach.
So yes, I believe your theory is accurate Nothic. Although Jeff is full for now. Let's write down our findings and some theories we have to try next time.
So far we know:
Icosahedron is chocolate flavored
Likes porcelain clay better
Fills up rather quickly, we'll have to experiment with smaller serving sizes
Porcelain may just have too many carbohydrates. We should offer it, absolutely, but we should also give a healthier alternative.
I scavenge and find some halflings. Does Jeff eat those?
Ah, hello my fellow Scavenger! We should compare notes and keep logs of what shapes we've tried and their flavors so we can eventually find Jeff's favorite flavorshape of clay!
Sounds like an excellent idea! My notes say porcelain clay is his favorite, followed by earthenware. Does that check out?
I'm not sure. I have only tried one shape so far, I don't know how the type of clay affects it.
Curious, I feed a porcelain clay icosahedron followed by an earthenware icosahedron to Jeff.
Jeff approves of the porcelain more. But he says he's full for now. He is kinda a small Roomba, so small stomach.
So yes, I believe your theory is accurate Nothic. Although Jeff is full for now. Let's write down our findings and some theories we have to try next time.
So far we know:
Icosahedron is chocolate flavored
Likes porcelain clay better
Fills up rather quickly, we'll have to experiment with smaller serving sizes
Porcelain may just have too many carbohydrates. We should offer it, absolutely, but we should also give a healthier alternative.
Yes...
Perhaps we can alchemicaly experiment with the porcelain to make it healthier?
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Praise Jeff. I say we make Jeff have a baby, because baby Jeff’s are the best.
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‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
I scavenge and find some halflings. Does Jeff eat those?
This is what happens when you let a nothic onto the forums. Longtime mapmaker and forever GM.
Resident map-fiend. Writer, storyteller, worldbuilder. Lover of music & food; hater of elves & numbers. Threads I enjoy:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Spider Guild | The Wonderful Roleplay Guild | Anything BUT the OGL 2.0 | The Tower of Lore | The Universe Smorgasbord | The Afterglow
Jeff eats the halflings. They're pretty good, for non clay food.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Ah, hello my fellow Scavenger! We should compare notes and keep logs of what shapes we've tried and their flavors so we can eventually find Jeff's favorite flavorshape of clay!
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Sounds like an excellent idea! My notes say porcelain clay is his favorite, followed by earthenware. Does that check out?
This is what happens when you let a nothic onto the forums. Longtime mapmaker and forever GM.
Resident map-fiend. Writer, storyteller, worldbuilder. Lover of music & food; hater of elves & numbers. Threads I enjoy:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Spider Guild | The Wonderful Roleplay Guild | Anything BUT the OGL 2.0 | The Tower of Lore | The Universe Smorgasbord | The Afterglow
That is a noble quest Clay Scavengers! Jeff blesses you in your search!
"There are things in the universe that are simply and purely evil.
A warrior does not seek to understand them, or to compromise with them.
He seeks only to obliterate them."
Grand Admiral Thrawn
I'm not sure. I have only tried one shape so far, I don't know how the type of clay affects it.
Curious, I feed a porcelain clay icosahedron followed by an earthenware icosahedron to Jeff.
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Jeff approves of the porcelain more. But he says he's full for now. He is kinda a small Roomba, so small stomach.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
So yes, I believe your theory is accurate Nothic. Although Jeff is full for now. Let's write down our findings and some theories we have to try next time.
So far we know:
Icosahedron is chocolate flavored
Likes porcelain clay better
Fills up rather quickly, we'll have to experiment with smaller serving sizes
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Porcelain may just have too many carbohydrates. We should offer it, absolutely, but we should also give a healthier alternative.
This is what happens when you let a nothic onto the forums. Longtime mapmaker and forever GM.
Resident map-fiend. Writer, storyteller, worldbuilder. Lover of music & food; hater of elves & numbers. Threads I enjoy:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Spider Guild | The Wonderful Roleplay Guild | Anything BUT the OGL 2.0 | The Tower of Lore | The Universe Smorgasbord | The Afterglow
Yes...
Perhaps we can alchemicaly experiment with the porcelain to make it healthier?
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Sure. I’ll speak with my gnome squad about it.
This is what happens when you let a nothic onto the forums. Longtime mapmaker and forever GM.
Resident map-fiend. Writer, storyteller, worldbuilder. Lover of music & food; hater of elves & numbers. Threads I enjoy:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Spider Guild | The Wonderful Roleplay Guild | Anything BUT the OGL 2.0 | The Tower of Lore | The Universe Smorgasbord | The Afterglow
Good plan. Now I'm off to find the rarest clays in all the land. I will return soon.
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Praise Jeff. I say we make Jeff have a baby, because baby Jeff’s are the best.
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
PM ME THE WORD BANANA! PRAISE JEFF! Check out my support thread! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/195676-just-a-support-thread
Praise Jeff!!!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Has this died already?
Praise Jeff!!! Jeff shall not be forgotten!!1!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Praise Jeff!
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
PM ME THE WORD BANANA! PRAISE JEFF! Check out my support thread! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/195676-just-a-support-thread
Yes!
Our clay scavengers have been working on finding Jeff's favorite flavor of clay. Soon we shall find the answer!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
PRAISE JEFF!!
"There are things in the universe that are simply and purely evil.
A warrior does not seek to understand them, or to compromise with them.
He seeks only to obliterate them."
Grand Admiral Thrawn
What's this? *Points to dust* I demand someone clean up this base at once! We're worshipping a literal Roomba, we don't want to be dirty!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I've got it! *sweeps it up*
"There are things in the universe that are simply and purely evil.
A warrior does not seek to understand them, or to compromise with them.
He seeks only to obliterate them."
Grand Admiral Thrawn