Haha, this is all part of the arch cultist's plan! The rules only specified 'the highest number on a die'. It never said what kind of die it had to be, or that they had to be the same die on both sides. The arch cultist takes out a d999, shakes it in his hands a lot while uttering thanks to Jeff, and dramatically casts it across the table. It bounces all the way across the table,
then onto the floor,
then into a crack in the floor that somehow makes it fall from a hole in the ceiling,
then back into the floor, but the momentum causes it to bounce
onto the table again,
then finally stopping.
After getting a magnifying glass, it can be observed that the die landed on a 888.
(I mean a 5 is a low roll so probably would have won anyways with a d20, but let me have this)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Haha, this is all part of the arch cultist's plan! The rules only specified 'the highest number on a die'. It never said what kind of die it had to be, or that they had to be the same die on both sides. The arch cultist takes out a d999, shakes it in his hands a lot while uttering thanks to Jeff, and dramatically casts it across the table. It bounces all the way across the table,
then onto the floor,
then into a crack in the floor that somehow makes it fall from a hole in the ceiling,
then back into the floor, but the momentum causes it to bounce
onto the table again,
then finally stopping.
After getting a magnifying glass, it can be observed that the die landed on a 888.
(I mean a 5 is a low roll so probably would have won anyways with a d20, but let me have this)
I will let you have this singularly because you rolled a 888, anything else, no, but yes, you now have 19 rounds
O, great joy! To see Jeff the Evil Roomba continuing his evil reign in the hearts of men, not yet letting himself be forgotten and left to suffocate in the sands of time. Though 'twould be falsity to say that I feel no sorrow at this great cult's position on the second page of the great culina, where instead of food, the great Threads are created and cooked to perfection, seasoned and treated properly so as to be perfect for the consumption of the people. Ah, beautiful Kitchen, owned by the majestic Lord Adohand; how aromatic the smell of that place, ever busy and full of ideas!
O, great joy! To see Jeff the Evil Roomba continuing his evil reign in the hearts of men, not yet letting himself be forgotten and left to suffocate in the sands of time. Though 'twould be falsity to say that I feel no sorrow at this great cult's position on the second page of the great culina, where instead of food, the great Threads are created and cooked to perfection, seasoned and treated properly so as to be perfect for the consumption of the people. Ah, beautiful Kitchen, owned by the majestic Lord Adohand; how aromatic the smell of that place, ever busy and full of ideas!
PACO
WE ARE UNDER THREAT BY A COMEDICALLY POWERFUL NUKE, WE NEED ASSISTANCE
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Well, I might not be allied with Jeff, but I think I see a cult in need of aid.
I pose the (apparently sentient) nuke a question: By what was our universe created? Energy, cascading into itself with tremendous force, enough to create atoms for the only time in history? A being, although the idea can seem rather far-fetched, with all the gods circulating?
I then ask it another question: What created that thing? And so on?
Nothing can exist for an infinity; all things deteriorate, from biological and artificial systems to the universe's energy through entropy. Thus, as there is no way for anything to simply 'have been there', nothing exists.
Thus, none of this exists---the cult, me writing this post, the effect, but the nuke doesn't either. I then teleport the cult and its members to another, alternate, noninteracting universe in which the universe was formed by an external deity that came to this universe long ago, in which the nuke doesn't exist.
I also give Jeff some clay.
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When you left this town, with your windows down And the wilderness inside Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass 'Til the road and sky align extended sig
The nuke teleports in front of you, in this alternate universe, and smacks you, gently, on the side of the face
But they’re non-interacting! And the nuke doesn’t exist anymore!
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When you left this town, with your windows down And the wilderness inside Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass 'Til the road and sky align extended sig
The bomb has already exploded! My, it must be an illusion!
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When you left this town, with your windows down And the wilderness inside Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass 'Til the road and sky align extended sig
When you left this town, with your windows down And the wilderness inside Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass 'Til the road and sky align extended sig
When you left this town, with your windows down And the wilderness inside Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass 'Til the road and sky align extended sig
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The Nuke levitates the D20, whirls it in circles, and tosses it in the air, and the dice flies
up
up
up
And lands in the middle of the table, showing the 5 face
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
(Do you want me to reroll because it's showing manipulated?)
Quote in the spoiler, in case it wants to change
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Well, it was displaying manipulated
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Haha, this is all part of the arch cultist's plan! The rules only specified 'the highest number on a die'. It never said what kind of die it had to be, or that they had to be the same die on both sides. The arch cultist takes out a d999, shakes it in his hands a lot while uttering thanks to Jeff, and dramatically casts it across the table. It bounces all the way across the table,
then onto the floor,
then into a crack in the floor that somehow makes it fall from a hole in the ceiling,
then back into the floor, but the momentum causes it to bounce
onto the table again,
then finally stopping.
After getting a magnifying glass, it can be observed that the die landed on a 888.
(I mean a 5 is a low roll so probably would have won anyways with a d20, but let me have this)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I will let you have this singularly because you rolled a 888, anything else, no, but yes, you now have 19 rounds
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Ok. Dear god. I use my blink steps ability, attack the wall 111 times, and teleport 3330 feet away. It’s not magic!
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
It fails
17 posts
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
O, great joy! To see Jeff the Evil Roomba continuing his evil reign in the hearts of men, not yet letting himself be forgotten and left to suffocate in the sands of time. Though 'twould be falsity to say that I feel no sorrow at this great cult's position on the second page of the great culina, where instead of food, the great Threads are created and cooked to perfection, seasoned and treated properly so as to be perfect for the consumption of the people. Ah, beautiful Kitchen, owned by the majestic Lord Adohand; how aromatic the smell of that place, ever busy and full of ideas!
Status: Treading the Threads Forever
PACO
WE ARE UNDER THREAT BY A COMEDICALLY POWERFUL NUKE, WE NEED ASSISTANCE
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
15 Posts
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Well, I might not be allied with Jeff, but I think I see a cult in need of aid.
I pose the (apparently sentient) nuke a question: By what was our universe created? Energy, cascading into itself with tremendous force, enough to create atoms for the only time in history? A being, although the idea can seem rather far-fetched, with all the gods circulating?
I then ask it another question: What created that thing? And so on?
Nothing can exist for an infinity; all things deteriorate, from biological and artificial systems to the universe's energy through entropy. Thus, as there is no way for anything to simply 'have been there', nothing exists.
Thus, none of this exists---the cult, me writing this post, the effect, but the nuke doesn't either. I then teleport the cult and its members to another, alternate, noninteracting universe in which the universe was formed by an external deity that came to this universe long ago, in which the nuke doesn't exist.
I also give Jeff some clay.
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig
The nuke teleports in front of you, in this alternate universe, and smacks you, gently, on the side of the face
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
13 posts
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
But they’re non-interacting! And the nuke doesn’t exist anymore!
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig
The nuke slaps you again
11 post
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
The bomb has already exploded! My, it must be an illusion!
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig
The bomb reversed time, as easy as that
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I Wish the bomb away.
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig
6 post remaining
Gambling is still open, but with a d20, nothing else
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I mean, y’all, what can the bomb really do?
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig