*sweeps dirt, and casts magic ritual to make it into clay.*
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‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
A giant entrance in the mountains, statues of our roomba lord are on both sides. Inside is a very clean grand hall, with various doors leading to the various places.
A cloaked man wanders among the grand hall, his insignia and aura of power clearly indicating he's the Arch Cultist.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
The tall, black armored knight walks by, nods his head at the Arch Cultist and walks towards the war room. Inside, a large map covers a well-lit table. “Sir, the dust bunnies have taken over the left quadrant,” one of the soldiers says to the knight. “Send the shop-vacs to help the soldiers there,” he says, in low and deep voice.
"Very good, Roomba Knight. Glad to have recruited you to our cause. Praise Jeff!" He raises his hand in the air ceremoniously. "Clay Scavengers, progress on finding Lord Jeff's favorite flavor?"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
“Sir we have found a spell to effectively turn all the dust bunnies into the finest clay! By the way, can I be the spellcaster high priest who controls the spellcasters?”
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‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
"Very good, Roomba Knight. Glad to have recruited you to our cause. Praise Jeff!" He raises his hand in the air ceremoniously. "Clay Scavengers, progress on finding Lord Jeff's favorite flavor?"
"I suppose experimenting with a new flavorshape would be in order. Let's go back to basics, shall we? A cube."
I make an earthenware clay (sorry Jeff, that alchemicaly altered porcelain will be done soon i hope) cube and feed it to Jeff. Flavor?
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
"Very good, Roomba Knight. Glad to have recruited you to our cause. Praise Jeff!" He raises his hand in the air ceremoniously. "Clay Scavengers, progress on finding Lord Jeff's favorite flavor?"
"I suppose experimenting with a new flavorshape would be in order. Let's go back to basics, shall we? A cube."
I make an earthenware clay (sorry Jeff, that alchemicaly altered porcelain will be done soon i hope) cube and feed it to Jeff. Flavor?
Jeff has consumed it. "He speaks into my mind. He says... Cubes taste like Minecraft wood blocks. Too crunchy."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Praise Jeff. Our spellcasters have devised a spell to turn dust bunnies into the substance of all, CLAY.
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‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
*sweeps dirt, and casts magic ritual to make it into clay.*
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
PM ME THE WORD BANANA! PRAISE JEFF! Check out my support thread! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/195676-just-a-support-thread
Very good, Roomba High Cultists. With this mindset of cleaning we'll defeat the dust bunny infestations in no time!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
haHA! we will turn them extinct!
"There are things in the universe that are simply and purely evil.
A warrior does not seek to understand them, or to compromise with them.
He seeks only to obliterate them."
Grand Admiral Thrawn
*does it again*
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
PM ME THE WORD BANANA! PRAISE JEFF! Check out my support thread! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/195676-just-a-support-thread
Very good!
*Description of the base, and rp thingy*
A giant entrance in the mountains, statues of our roomba lord are on both sides. Inside is a very clean grand hall, with various doors leading to the various places.
A cloaked man wanders among the grand hall, his insignia and aura of power clearly indicating he's the Arch Cultist.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The tall, black armored knight walks by, nods his head at the Arch Cultist and walks towards the war room. Inside, a large map covers a well-lit table. “Sir, the dust bunnies have taken over the left quadrant,” one of the soldiers says to the knight. “Send the shop-vacs to help the soldiers there,” he says, in low and deep voice.
"Very good, Roomba Knight. Glad to have recruited you to our cause. Praise Jeff!" He raises his hand in the air ceremoniously. "Clay Scavengers, progress on finding Lord Jeff's favorite flavor?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Sir we have found a spell to effectively turn all the dust bunnies into the finest clay! By the way, can I be the spellcaster high priest who controls the spellcasters?”
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
PM ME THE WORD BANANA! PRAISE JEFF! Check out my support thread! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/195676-just-a-support-thread
"Very well, High Cultist! Guide our spellcasters in Jeff's name! Praise Jeff!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I suppose experimenting with a new flavorshape would be in order. Let's go back to basics, shall we? A cube."
I make an earthenware clay (sorry Jeff, that alchemicaly altered porcelain will be done soon i hope) cube and feed it to Jeff. Flavor?
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I would like to sign up as a roomba knight. Praise Jeff! Long may he live and eat clay! And may he defeat testificate man!
I am a Star Wars nerd who is obsessed with roleplay, sci-fi, and brutal murder.
Pronouns he/him. PM me the word tomato 🍅 or the word Banana 🍌
I am an Unstrikable Warrior, as drummer dictated. Do not waste your energy in attempts to strike me, for it will fail.
I am a knight of the fallen order, an undying saviour, a defeater of tyrants and a bane of evil.
Jeff has consumed it. "He speaks into my mind. He says... Cubes taste like Minecraft wood blocks. Too crunchy."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Yes! Praise Jeff! And you shall receive this role, especially since you actually got the reference!!!!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I shall defeat the enemies of Jeff and do whatever he wants me to do!
I am a Star Wars nerd who is obsessed with roleplay, sci-fi, and brutal murder.
Pronouns he/him. PM me the word tomato 🍅 or the word Banana 🍌
I am an Unstrikable Warrior, as drummer dictated. Do not waste your energy in attempts to strike me, for it will fail.
I am a knight of the fallen order, an undying saviour, a defeater of tyrants and a bane of evil.
Welcome to Jeff! Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
PRAISE JEFF!
I am a Star Wars nerd who is obsessed with roleplay, sci-fi, and brutal murder.
Pronouns he/him. PM me the word tomato 🍅 or the word Banana 🍌
I am an Unstrikable Warrior, as drummer dictated. Do not waste your energy in attempts to strike me, for it will fail.
I am a knight of the fallen order, an undying saviour, a defeater of tyrants and a bane of evil.
PRAISE JEFFF!!!!
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Welcome, Praiser of the Roomba Lord! What role do you wish for?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Praise our lord and savior, Jeff. On another note, how goes the battles with the dust bunnies?
Praise Jeff. Our spellcasters have devised a spell to turn dust bunnies into the substance of all, CLAY.
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
PM ME THE WORD BANANA! PRAISE JEFF! Check out my support thread! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/195676-just-a-support-thread