The mimic that is poking through the floor is trying to eat part of the floor, presumably to make the hole it got in through wider.
Suddenly, the lights flicker. A maniacal laughter echoes through the room as Umbris floats down, shadow and all. "What do we have here?"
In Deep Speech, the mimic replies, {"My name is Slagrothir, the Mimic of Immense Size. Who are you?}
He changes to Deep Speech as he speaks. "I am Umbris. Also known as the Consumer of Emotions, and Devil of the Shadows." He tries to get a read on the mimic's emotions--particularly fear, grief, etc. Insight (giving him proficiency since that's one of his main jobs): 10
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
In Deep Speech, the mimic replies, {"My name is Slagrothir, the Mimic of Immense Size. Who are you?}
He changes to Deep Speech as he speaks. "I am Umbris. Also known as the Consumer of Emotions, and Devil of the Shadows." He tries to get a read on the mimic's emotions--particularly fear, grief, etc. Insight (giving him proficiency since that's one of his main jobs): 8
Slagrothir's mind is simply too aberrant for him to tell what's going on in it.
{"You seem boring."}
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
In Deep Speech, the mimic replies, {"My name is Slagrothir, the Mimic of Immense Size. Who are you?}
He changes to Deep Speech as he speaks. "I am Umbris. Also known as the Consumer of Emotions, and Devil of the Shadows." He tries to get a read on the mimic's emotions--particularly fear, grief, etc. Insight (giving him proficiency since that's one of his main jobs): 8
Slagrothir's mind is simply too aberrant for him to tell what's going on in it.
{"You seem boring."}
He sighs. "Truly a shame. I thought it would be easy to scare people here. Perhaps grief of a friend or family member would be better..." He begins musing to himself.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
He sighs. "Truly a shame. I thought it would be easy to scare people here. Perhaps grief of a friend or family member would be better..." He begins musing to himself.
"What's grief?"
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
He sighs. "Truly a shame. I thought it would be easy to scare people here. Perhaps grief of a friend or family member would be better..." He begins musing to himself.
"What's grief?"
"Ah, you wouldn't know, being stuck in that hole down there. It's when someone you care for-- which means you respect and admire them, in case you don't know that too-- dies or is lost somehow. Not as tasty as fear, in my opinion, but it's still rather scrumptious."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
He sighs. "Truly a shame. I thought it would be easy to scare people here. Perhaps grief of a friend or family member would be better..." He begins musing to himself.
"What's grief?"
"Ah, you wouldn't know, being stuck in that hole down there. It's when someone you care for-- which means you respect and admire them, in case you don't know that too-- dies or is lost somehow. Not as tasty as fear, in my opinion, but it's still rather scrumptious."
"What is fear?"
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
He sighs. "Truly a shame. I thought it would be easy to scare people here. Perhaps grief of a friend or family member would be better..." He begins musing to himself.
"What's grief?"
"Ah, you wouldn't know, being stuck in that hole down there. It's when someone you care for-- which means you respect and admire them, in case you don't know that too-- dies or is lost somehow. Not as tasty as fear, in my opinion, but it's still rather scrumptious."
"What is fear?"
He frowns. "I don't have time to explain every negative emotion with you!"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
a small demon with a sort of… animated look to them appears on the table, with a wide smile and two stubby horns. Their skin is a shadowy black turned slightly brown due to a strange effect going on around them. Them and all of the objects they are touching look like they are being projected by an old timey projector. The demon has a tiny watch on its right wrist and is holding a cane in his left hand. Nobody pays him any mind and he starts walking around, admiring the scenery of the tavern. He takes someone’s drink from right under them and starts drinking it. The person barely notices.
anybody that roles a 20 or higher on history realizes
This is the Tavern’s old mascot. Like, from a reaaaall long time ago. Nobody talks about or even really remembers him anymore, but it’s as old as the tavern itself.
The masked man is drinking copious amounts of nightmares and eating bizarre foods that seem to be made from life native to the nightmare. His mouth is below his baby-like mask and it is massive, filled with crooked yellow teeth that crunch through bone as if it were nothing.
Uncle Pastel singing karaoke. His voice is deep and sonorous. He's clearly an experienced singer, but he doesn't know the song very well.
a small demon with a sort of… animated look to them appears on the table, with a wide smile and two stubby horns. Their skin is a shadowy black turned slightly brown due to a strange effect going on around them. Them and all of the objects they are touching look like they are being projected by an old timey projector. The demon has a tiny watch on its right wrist and is holding a cane in his left hand. Nobody pays him any mind and he starts walking around, admiring the scenery of the tavern. He takes someone’s drink from right under them and starts drinking it. The person barely notices.
anybody that roles a 20 or higher on history realizes
This is the Tavern’s old mascot. Like, from a reaaaall long time ago. Nobody talks about or even really remembers him anymore, but it’s as old as the tavern itself.
*Bemdy*
*yee*
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
“Welcome to Nightmare’s Claw! I’m assuming your some sort of demon?”
He smiles and nods, malicious little teeth flashing from his mouth. "You could call me that. Don't be so assuming, though." He extends a clawed hand in greeting.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
Through any windows in the tavern, outside is a bright flash of light, accompanied by a crack of thunder, sounds like, and then a deep, throaty cackle. The front door is kicked open hard, and there stands a hunched, skinny, demonic being with huge flowy wings that somehow look like antlers. His eyes are beads of harsh red light, and three spiny horns stick out from his frail-looking head. The claws at the end of his arms are bigger than his head, and he has a long, sleek black tail about 15 feet long that seems to have a mind of its own. "I HAVE ARRIVED!" He flashes a devious smile at everyone there.
This is Petrosino, the embodiment of "intrusive thoughts."
The Nic’ Epona turns. “What are you?”
*What do they look like?*
"Cooler than yerself, that's for sure." He smirks.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
“Welcome to Nightmare’s Claw! I’m assuming your some sort of demon?”
He smiles and nods, malicious little teeth flashing from his mouth. "You could call me that. Don't be so assuming, though." He extends a clawed hand in greeting.
“Try not to damage my claws.” The bartender shakes with a crumbling stone hand. “I’ve lost enough already. What do you go by, then?”
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
Through any windows in the tavern, outside is a bright flash of light, accompanied by a crack of thunder, sounds like, and then a deep, throaty cackle. The front door is kicked open hard, and there stands a hunched, skinny, demonic being with huge flowy wings that somehow look like antlers. His eyes are beads of harsh red light, and three spiny horns stick out from his frail-looking head. The claws at the end of his arms are bigger than his head, and he has a long, sleek black tail about 15 feet long that seems to have a mind of its own. "I HAVE ARRIVED!" He flashes a devious smile at everyone there.
This is Petrosino, the embodiment of "intrusive thoughts."
The Nic’ Epona turns. “What are you?”
*What do they look like?*
"Cooler than yerself, that's for sure." He smirks.
*horse covered in white flames*
”filing request for holy avenger”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
“Welcome to Nightmare’s Claw! I’m assuming your some sort of demon?”
He smiles and nods, malicious little teeth flashing from his mouth. "You could call me that. Don't be so assuming, though." He extends a clawed hand in greeting.
“Try not to damage my claws.” The bartender shakes with a crumbling stone hand. “I’ve lost enough already. What do you go by, then?”
*That's funny, he was about to attempt to crush them for fun*
He pauses, looking up, then shrugs. "Ok then, got it. I'm Petrosino. Call me Petro, or Pete. Or Petrosino. 'Cause that's the full thing, if you feel like saying four syllables every time."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
Through any windows in the tavern, outside is a bright flash of light, accompanied by a crack of thunder, sounds like, and then a deep, throaty cackle. The front door is kicked open hard, and there stands a hunched, skinny, demonic being with huge flowy wings that somehow look like antlers. His eyes are beads of harsh red light, and three spiny horns stick out from his frail-looking head. The claws at the end of his arms are bigger than his head, and he has a long, sleek black tail about 15 feet long that seems to have a mind of its own. "I HAVE ARRIVED!" He flashes a devious smile at everyone there.
This is Petrosino, the embodiment of "intrusive thoughts."
The Nic’ Epona turns. “What are you?”
*What do they look like?*
"Cooler than yerself, that's for sure." He smirks.
*horse covered in white flames*
”filing request for holy avenger”
*Lit :D*
"Sorry, what was that? Couldn't hear ya."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
Through any windows in the tavern, outside is a bright flash of light, accompanied by a crack of thunder, sounds like, and then a deep, throaty cackle. The front door is kicked open hard, and there stands a hunched, skinny, demonic being with huge flowy wings that somehow look like antlers. His eyes are beads of harsh red light, and three spiny horns stick out from his frail-looking head. The claws at the end of his arms are bigger than his head, and he has a long, sleek black tail about 15 feet long that seems to have a mind of its own. "I HAVE ARRIVED!" He flashes a devious smile at everyone there.
This is Petrosino, the embodiment of "intrusive thoughts."
The Nic’ Epona turns. “What are you?”
*What do they look like?*
"Cooler than yerself, that's for sure." He smirks.
*horse covered in white flames*
”filing request for holy avenger”
*Lit :D*
"Sorry, what was that? Couldn't hear ya."
“I’m scheming with the fairies in my brain to kill you.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
“Welcome to Nightmare’s Claw! I’m assuming your some sort of demon?”
He smiles and nods, malicious little teeth flashing from his mouth. "You could call me that. Don't be so assuming, though." He extends a clawed hand in greeting.
“Try not to damage my claws.” The bartender shakes with a crumbling stone hand. “I’ve lost enough already. What do you go by, then?”
*That's funny, he was about to attempt to crush them for fun*
He pauses, looking up, then shrugs. "Ok then, got it. I'm Petrosino. Call me Petro, or Pete. Or Petrosino. 'Cause that's the full thing, if you feel like saying four syllables every time."
“Perhaps you would like some fear?” The bartender’s claws hover over a liquor bottle
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
He changes to Deep Speech as he speaks. "I am Umbris. Also known as the Consumer of Emotions, and Devil of the Shadows." He tries to get a read on the mimic's emotions--particularly fear, grief, etc. Insight (giving him proficiency since that's one of his main jobs): 10
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Slagrothir's mind is simply too aberrant for him to tell what's going on in it.
{"You seem boring."}
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
He sighs. "Truly a shame. I thought it would be easy to scare people here. Perhaps grief of a friend or family member would be better..." He begins musing to himself.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"What's grief?"
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"Ah, you wouldn't know, being stuck in that hole down there. It's when someone you care for-- which means you respect and admire them, in case you don't know that too-- dies or is lost somehow. Not as tasty as fear, in my opinion, but it's still rather scrumptious."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"What is fear?"
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
He frowns. "I don't have time to explain every negative emotion with you!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"What is time?"
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The Nic’ Epona smirks, amused. “I’d love to go to mechanus with you.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Bemdy*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
The masked man is drinking copious amounts of nightmares and eating bizarre foods that seem to be made from life native to the nightmare. His mouth is below his baby-like mask and it is massive, filled with crooked yellow teeth that crunch through bone as if it were nothing.
Uncle Pastel singing karaoke. His voice is deep and sonorous. He's clearly an experienced singer, but he doesn't know the song very well.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
*yee*
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
He smiles and nods, malicious little teeth flashing from his mouth. "You could call me that. Don't be so assuming, though." He extends a clawed hand in greeting.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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*What do they look like?*
"Cooler than yerself, that's for sure." He smirks.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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“Try not to damage my claws.” The bartender shakes with a crumbling stone hand. “I’ve lost enough already. What do you go by, then?”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
*horse covered in white flames*
”filing request for holy avenger”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*That's funny, he was about to attempt to crush them for fun*
He pauses, looking up, then shrugs. "Ok then, got it. I'm Petrosino. Call me Petro, or Pete. Or Petrosino. 'Cause that's the full thing, if you feel like saying four syllables every time."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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*Lit :D*
"Sorry, what was that? Couldn't hear ya."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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“I’m scheming with the fairies in my brain to kill you.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Perhaps you would like some fear?” The bartender’s claws hover over a liquor bottle
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES