*the whole tavern is hard to grasp, what with all the shifting and warping of the Nightmare’s Claw. The main bar room itself right now is about twenty by ten feet, give or take.*
*Does it stretch?*
*yes. A lot. But people don’t usually notice unless it’s very extreme.*
*okay.*
The mimic, Slagrothir, keeps pushing itself out of the hole in the floor, getting bigger and bigger, eventually pulling its entire body out of the hole.
Slagrothir is 400 feet wide, 650 feet long, and 350 feet tall.
*perception and size works weirdly here. The tavern doesn’t have to stretch all 650 feet long, but Slagrothir can still remain his actual size. It’s hard to grasp, but space is easily distorted in the Nightmare’s Claw.*
the bartender looks up. “So you’ve finally consolidated yourself into one place. Perhaps a drink?”
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
The bartender is silently working away, brewing more dreams
Umbris floats over. "May I have a bottle of fear? I need it for an experiment of mine."
“Ya got gold?” The bartender pulls a dusty bottle from beneath the bar
"Well, being made of shadow, I can't carry it on me. But I have my reserves." The lights go out for a second. When they return, the proper amount of gold lies on the counter.
The bartender snatches up the gold, counting it carefully, then pushes the bottle across. “Pure distilled fear.”
"Thank you, my good friend. Now the fun can begin! You don't happen to know of anyone easy to scare, do you?"
“Most… things… around here are more fear than fearful. You might find the occasional mortal dreamwalker or planeshifter, maybe even a foolish sorcerer, who blunders here.”
"Thank you for the advice! I'll go off to find one of them now." He floats off, looking for those types of people.
Perhaps an investigation check?
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He doesn’t immediately have any luck. The tavern is bigger then it appears, seeming to stretch with him as he moves.
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
The bartender is silently working away, brewing more dreams
Umbris floats over. "May I have a bottle of fear? I need it for an experiment of mine."
“Ya got gold?” The bartender pulls a dusty bottle from beneath the bar
"Well, being made of shadow, I can't carry it on me. But I have my reserves." The lights go out for a second. When they return, the proper amount of gold lies on the counter.
The bartender snatches up the gold, counting it carefully, then pushes the bottle across. “Pure distilled fear.”
"Thank you, my good friend. Now the fun can begin! You don't happen to know of anyone easy to scare, do you?"
“Most… things… around here are more fear than fearful. You might find the occasional mortal dreamwalker or planeshifter, maybe even a foolish sorcerer, who blunders here.”
"Thank you for the advice! I'll go off to find one of them now." He floats off, looking for those types of people.
Perhaps an investigation check?
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He doesn’t immediately have any luck. The tavern is bigger then it appears, seeming to stretch with him as he moves.
He continues to look around, holding the bottle of fear in his hand.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*perception and size works weirdly here. The tavern doesn’t have to stretch all 650 feet long, but Slagrothir can still remain his actual size. It’s hard to grasp, but space is easily distorted in the Nightmare’s Claw.*
the bartender looks up. “So you’ve finally consolidated yourself into one place. Perhaps a drink?”
"Any food?"
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
*perception and size works weirdly here. The tavern doesn’t have to stretch all 650 feet long, but Slagrothir can still remain his actual size. It’s hard to grasp, but space is easily distorted in the Nightmare’s Claw.*
the bartender looks up. “So you’ve finally consolidated yourself into one place. Perhaps a drink?”
"Any food?"
“Of course. What can I draw from the ethers for you?”
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
*ngl, I might move Umbris to a different thread and make a new one here, or just change Umbris himself. His whole 'feed on other's fear' doesn't work that well when the people here are more fear than fearful, like Awe said.*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Through any windows in the tavern, outside is a bright flash of light, accompanied by a crack of thunder, sounds like, and then a deep, throaty cackle. The front door is kicked open hard, and there stands a hunched, skinny, demonic being with huge flowy wings that somehow look like antlers. His eyes are beads of harsh red light, and three spiny horns stick out from his frail-looking head. The claws at the end of his arms are bigger than his head, and he has a long, sleek black tail about 15 feet long that seems to have a mind of its own. "I HAVE ARRIVED!" He flashes a devious smile at everyone there.
This is Petrosino, the embodiment of "intrusive thoughts."
The Nic’ Epona turns. “What are you?”
*What do they look like?*
"Cooler than yerself, that's for sure." He smirks.
*horse covered in white flames*
”filing request for holy avenger”
*Lit :D*
"Sorry, what was that? Couldn't hear ya."
“I’m scheming with the fairies in my brain to kill you.”
He frowns. "Kill me!! I'm not gonna let no horse and its fairies take me down like that. How impulsive of you."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
“Welcome to Nightmare’s Claw! I’m assuming your some sort of demon?”
He smiles and nods, malicious little teeth flashing from his mouth. "You could call me that. Don't be so assuming, though." He extends a clawed hand in greeting.
“Try not to damage my claws.” The bartender shakes with a crumbling stone hand. “I’ve lost enough already. What do you go by, then?”
*That's funny, he was about to attempt to crush them for fun*
He pauses, looking up, then shrugs. "Ok then, got it. I'm Petrosino. Call me Petro, or Pete. Or Petrosino. 'Cause that's the full thing, if you feel like saying four syllables every time."
“Perhaps you would like some fear?” The bartender’s claws hover over a liquor bottle
*can't do color on mobile*
"Oh yes please. Haven't been scared in a good while, should be refreshing." His tail starts carving smiley faces into the ground.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
Through any windows in the tavern, outside is a bright flash of light, accompanied by a crack of thunder, sounds like, and then a deep, throaty cackle. The front door is kicked open hard, and there stands a hunched, skinny, demonic being with huge flowy wings that somehow look like antlers. His eyes are beads of harsh red light, and three spiny horns stick out from his frail-looking head. The claws at the end of his arms are bigger than his head, and he has a long, sleek black tail about 15 feet long that seems to have a mind of its own. "I HAVE ARRIVED!" He flashes a devious smile at everyone there.
This is Petrosino, the embodiment of "intrusive thoughts."
The Nic’ Epona turns. “What are you?”
*What do they look like?*
"Cooler than yerself, that's for sure." He smirks.
*horse covered in white flames*
”filing request for holy avenger”
*Lit :D*
"Sorry, what was that? Couldn't hear ya."
“I’m scheming with the fairies in my brain to kill you.”
He frowns. "Kill me!! I'm not gonna let no horse and its fairies take me down like that. How impulsive of you."
“You actually thought I had fairies in my brain? You’re dumber than I thought!”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
“Welcome to Nightmare’s Claw! I’m assuming your some sort of demon?”
He smiles and nods, malicious little teeth flashing from his mouth. "You could call me that. Don't be so assuming, though." He extends a clawed hand in greeting.
“Try not to damage my claws.” The bartender shakes with a crumbling stone hand. “I’ve lost enough already. What do you go by, then?”
*That's funny, he was about to attempt to crush them for fun*
He pauses, looking up, then shrugs. "Ok then, got it. I'm Petrosino. Call me Petro, or Pete. Or Petrosino. 'Cause that's the full thing, if you feel like saying four syllables every time."
“Perhaps you would like some fear?” The bartender’s claws hover over a liquor bottle
*can't do color on mobile*
"Oh yes please. Haven't been scared in a good while, should be refreshing." His tail starts carving smiley faces into the ground.
The bartender pours a glass of shimmering liquid, all shifting light and color
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
A large man opens the door to the Nightmare's Claw, dressed in a trenchcoat and visored WWI helmet, his body loosely wrapped in barbed wire with little bits of meat stuck to it. A rusted trench shovel hangs from his hand.
He smells strongly of peppers and spices, and his oversized backpack is filled to the brim, bulging at the seams with fresh produce.
A large man opens the door to the Nightmare's Claw, dressed in a trenchcoat and visored WWI helmet, his body loosely wrapped in barbed wire with little bits of meat stuck to it. A rusted trench shovel hangs from his hand.
He smells strongly of peppers and spices, and his oversized backpack is filled to the brim, bulging at the seams with fresh produce.
The Mascot notices him and jumps over to them, their cartoonish form shifting and stretching so they can make it there in a single step.
”Well Hiya! Welcome to the Nightmares Claw, where dreams come true!”
*nothing much, I just desperately want to run a game of Call of Cthulhu but I’m super lonely*
the Mascot is throwing darts at a dart board.
*feel ya. I love CoC as well*
*i would kinda want to run a game on the Forums but then again that probably wouldn’t be allowed. Unless I did it in a PM or something then I don’t think anyone would care*
“You actually thought I had fairies in my brain? You’re dumber than I thought!”
He shakes his little head in disappointment. "Do you mind if I uh, make a sirloin out of you? It would make me happy, and give you a better purpose than to insult folks."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
*perception and size works weirdly here. The tavern doesn’t have to stretch all 650 feet long, but Slagrothir can still remain his actual size. It’s hard to grasp, but space is easily distorted in the Nightmare’s Claw.*
the bartender looks up. “So you’ve finally consolidated yourself into one place. Perhaps a drink?”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
He doesn’t immediately have any luck. The tavern is bigger then it appears, seeming to stretch with him as he moves.
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
He continues to look around, holding the bottle of fear in his hand.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Any food?"
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
“Of course. What can I draw from the ethers for you?”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
*ngl, I might move Umbris to a different thread and make a new one here, or just change Umbris himself. His whole 'feed on other's fear' doesn't work that well when the people here are more fear than fearful, like Awe said.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
He frowns. "Kill me!! I'm not gonna let no horse and its fairies take me down like that. How impulsive of you."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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*can't do color on mobile*
"Oh yes please. Haven't been scared in a good while, should be refreshing." His tail starts carving smiley faces into the ground.
⌜╔═════════════ The Board ══════════════╗⌝
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
⌞╚════════════ Extended Signature ════════════╝⌟
“You actually thought I had fairies in my brain? You’re dumber than I thought!”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The bartender pours a glass of shimmering liquid, all shifting light and color
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
*Hello and good morning everyone!*
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
*anyone around?*
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
*hi!*
*what’s up?*
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
*nothing much, I just desperately want to run a game of Call of Cthulhu but I’m super lonely*
the Mascot is throwing darts at a dart board.
A large man opens the door to the Nightmare's Claw, dressed in a trenchcoat and visored WWI helmet, his body loosely wrapped in barbed wire with little bits of meat stuck to it. A rusted trench shovel hangs from his hand.
He smells strongly of peppers and spices, and his oversized backpack is filled to the brim, bulging at the seams with fresh produce.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
The Mascot notices him and jumps over to them, their cartoonish form shifting and stretching so they can make it there in a single step.
”Well Hiya! Welcome to the Nightmares Claw, where dreams come true!”
*feel ya. I love CoC as well*
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
*i would kinda want to run a game on the Forums but then again that probably wouldn’t be allowed. Unless I did it in a PM or something then I don’t think anyone would care*
He shakes his little head in disappointment. "Do you mind if I uh, make a sirloin out of you? It would make me happy, and give you a better purpose than to insult folks."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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