"Yes. Thank you for experiencing such awful things! I utterly loved all of that gloominess!"
“Just another fiend who finds pleasure in pain. I let you into my mind, would you do one thing for me?”
"Well, I don't just find pleasure in it. I also need it to survive! But what is this request?"
“Do you know what this is?” They find an iron token, inscribed with the image of a barbed whip with nine tails in their hand.
"What is it?"
“The holy symbol of a god of pain.”
"Interesting. And what does this have to do with your request?"
“Just gathering data. Is it appropriate of me to assume you are not a very religious fiend?”
He frowns. "Do you take me for a fool? I can very clearly see where this is going. But let's assume I am as stupid as you think I am and continue. Yes, that is appropriate."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Yes. Thank you for experiencing such awful things! I utterly loved all of that gloominess!"
“Just another fiend who finds pleasure in pain. I let you into my mind, would you do one thing for me?”
"Well, I don't just find pleasure in it. I also need it to survive! But what is this request?"
“Do you know what this is?” They find an iron token, inscribed with the image of a barbed whip with nine tails in their hand.
"What is it?"
“The holy symbol of a god of pain.”
"Interesting. And what does this have to do with your request?"
“Just gathering data. Is it appropriate of me to assume you are not a very religious fiend?”
He frowns. "Do you take me for a fool? I can very clearly see where this is going. But let's assume I am as stupid as you think I am and continue. Yes, that is appropriate."
“If redemption ever crosses your mind, you know where to find me.” The token changes into the symbol of Lathander, god of rebirth.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"Yes. Thank you for experiencing such awful things! I utterly loved all of that gloominess!"
“Just another fiend who finds pleasure in pain. I let you into my mind, would you do one thing for me?”
"Well, I don't just find pleasure in it. I also need it to survive! But what is this request?"
“Do you know what this is?” They find an iron token, inscribed with the image of a barbed whip with nine tails in their hand.
"What is it?"
“The holy symbol of a god of pain.”
"Interesting. And what does this have to do with your request?"
“Just gathering data. Is it appropriate of me to assume you are not a very religious fiend?”
He frowns. "Do you take me for a fool? I can very clearly see where this is going. But let's assume I am as stupid as you think I am and continue. Yes, that is appropriate."
“If redemption ever crosses your mind, you know where to find me.” The token changes into the symbol of Lathander, god of rebirth.
He lets out a laugh. "Redemption? Me? That is quite hilarious in more ways than one."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Yes. Thank you for experiencing such awful things! I utterly loved all of that gloominess!"
“Just another fiend who finds pleasure in pain. I let you into my mind, would you do one thing for me?”
"Well, I don't just find pleasure in it. I also need it to survive! But what is this request?"
“Do you know what this is?” They find an iron token, inscribed with the image of a barbed whip with nine tails in their hand.
"What is it?"
“The holy symbol of a god of pain.”
"Interesting. And what does this have to do with your request?"
“Just gathering data. Is it appropriate of me to assume you are not a very religious fiend?”
He frowns. "Do you take me for a fool? I can very clearly see where this is going. But let's assume I am as stupid as you think I am and continue. Yes, that is appropriate."
“If redemption ever crosses your mind, you know where to find me.” The token changes into the symbol of Lathander, god of rebirth.
He lets out a laugh. "Redemption? Me? That is quite hilarious in more ways than one."
“It happened to me. You never know.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"Yes. Thank you for experiencing such awful things! I utterly loved all of that gloominess!"
“Just another fiend who finds pleasure in pain. I let you into my mind, would you do one thing for me?”
"Well, I don't just find pleasure in it. I also need it to survive! But what is this request?"
“Do you know what this is?” They find an iron token, inscribed with the image of a barbed whip with nine tails in their hand.
"What is it?"
“The holy symbol of a god of pain.”
"Interesting. And what does this have to do with your request?"
“Just gathering data. Is it appropriate of me to assume you are not a very religious fiend?”
He frowns. "Do you take me for a fool? I can very clearly see where this is going. But let's assume I am as stupid as you think I am and continue. Yes, that is appropriate."
“If redemption ever crosses your mind, you know where to find me.” The token changes into the symbol of Lathander, god of rebirth.
He lets out a laugh. "Redemption? Me? That is quite hilarious in more ways than one."
“It happened to me. You never know.”
"Ah, you amuse me. But I must go! Farewell!" He vanishes.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*this. thread. will. not. die. if. i. still. live.*
In a sudden flash of light, a new figure appears. A hulking mix of a toad and a giant, colored the dark red of dried blood, the figure sits down at the bar and rests their pitch black claws on the wood.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*this. thread. will. not. die. if. i. still. live.*
In a sudden flash of light, a new figure appears. A hulking mix of a toad and a giant, colored the dark red of dried blood, the figure sits down at the bar and rests their pitch black claws on the wood.
*this. thread. will. not. die. if. i. still. live.*
In a sudden flash of light, a new figure appears. A hulking mix of a toad and a giant, colored the dark red of dried blood, the figure sits down at the bar and rests their pitch black claws on the wood.
The mascot appears next to them on the bar.
”Well hiya! Can I get ya anything?”
“Someone who will willingly be implanted with a salad tadpole. Either that or some tequila, strange projection creature.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*this. thread. will. not. die. if. i. still. live.*
In a sudden flash of light, a new figure appears. A hulking mix of a toad and a giant, colored the dark red of dried blood, the figure sits down at the bar and rests their pitch black claws on the wood.
The mascot appears next to them on the bar.
”Well hiya! Can I get ya anything?”
“Someone who will willingly be implanted with a salad tadpole. Either that or some tequila, strange projection creature.”
“Well I’m afraid that first request is awfully violent, and I don’t want to disturb the peace around here. But we do got tons of Tequila!” The mascot jumps behind the bar and comes back with a bottle, giving it to the Slaad.
”though we usually just sell bottled emotions, taste better to most people.”
*this. thread. will. not. die. if. i. still. live.*
In a sudden flash of light, a new figure appears. A hulking mix of a toad and a giant, colored the dark red of dried blood, the figure sits down at the bar and rests their pitch black claws on the wood.
The mascot appears next to them on the bar.
”Well hiya! Can I get ya anything?”
“Someone who will willingly be implanted with a salad tadpole. Either that or some tequila, strange projection creature.”
“Well I’m afraid that first request is awfully violent, and I don’t want to disturb the peace around here. But we do got tons of Tequila!” The mascot jumps behind the bar and comes back with a bottle, giving it to the Slaad.
”though we usually just sell bottled emotions, taste better to most people.”
“Bottled emotions… interesting. That’s definitely some unique drink.” They take a long sip of tequila.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
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“Just another fiend who finds pleasure in pain. I let you into my mind, would you do one thing for me?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*larvas turn on the barnacle*
A horse covered in flickering white flames notices. “Don’t believe I’ve ever seen you before.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Well, I don't just find pleasure in it. I also need it to survive! But what is this request?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Well Hi! I used to be pretty famous around here, but that was a looooooong time ago.”
“Do you know what this is?” They find an iron token, inscribed with the image of a barbed whip with nine tails in their hand.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"What is it?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“The holy symbol of a god of pain.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Interesting. And what does this have to do with your request?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Just gathering data. Is it appropriate of me to assume you are not a very religious fiend?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He frowns. "Do you take me for a fool? I can very clearly see where this is going. But let's assume I am as stupid as you think I am and continue. Yes, that is appropriate."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“If redemption ever crosses your mind, you know where to find me.” The token changes into the symbol of Lathander, god of rebirth.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He lets out a laugh. "Redemption? Me? That is quite hilarious in more ways than one."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*gtg*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“It happened to me. You never know.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Ah, you amuse me. But I must go! Farewell!" He vanishes.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*this. thread. will. not. die. if. i. still. live.*
In a sudden flash of light, a new figure appears. A hulking mix of a toad and a giant, colored the dark red of dried blood, the figure sits down at the bar and rests their pitch black claws on the wood.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The mascot appears next to them on the bar.
”Well hiya! Can I get ya anything?”
“Someone who will willingly be implanted with a salad tadpole. Either that or some tequila, strange projection creature.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Well I’m afraid that first request is awfully violent, and I don’t want to disturb the peace around here. But we do got tons of Tequila!” The mascot jumps behind the bar and comes back with a bottle, giving it to the Slaad.
”though we usually just sell bottled emotions, taste better to most people.”
“Bottled emotions… interesting. That’s definitely some unique drink.” They take a long sip of tequila.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor