*this. thread. will. not. die. if. i. still. live.*
In a sudden flash of light, a new figure appears. A hulking mix of a toad and a giant, colored the dark red of dried blood, the figure sits down at the bar and rests their pitch black claws on the wood.
The mascot appears next to them on the bar.
”Well hiya! Can I get ya anything?”
“Someone who will willingly be implanted with a salad tadpole. Either that or some tequila, strange projection creature.”
“Well I’m afraid that first request is awfully violent, and I don’t want to disturb the peace around here. But we do got tons of Tequila!” The mascot jumps behind the bar and comes back with a bottle, giving it to the Slaad.
”though we usually just sell bottled emotions, taste better to most people.”
“Bottled emotions… interesting. That’s definitely some unique drink.” They take a long sip of tequila.
“Sooooooo, what are ya doing here?” The mascot asks, tilting their head.
*this. thread. will. not. die. if. i. still. live.*
In a sudden flash of light, a new figure appears. A hulking mix of a toad and a giant, colored the dark red of dried blood, the figure sits down at the bar and rests their pitch black claws on the wood.
The mascot appears next to them on the bar.
”Well hiya! Can I get ya anything?”
“Someone who will willingly be implanted with a salad tadpole. Either that or some tequila, strange projection creature.”
“Well I’m afraid that first request is awfully violent, and I don’t want to disturb the peace around here. But we do got tons of Tequila!” The mascot jumps behind the bar and comes back with a bottle, giving it to the Slaad.
”though we usually just sell bottled emotions, taste better to most people.”
“Bottled emotions… interesting. That’s definitely some unique drink.” They take a long sip of tequila.
“Sooooooo, what are ya doing here?” The mascot asks, tilting their head.
“My tribe sensed chaos. We always send the weakest one. Unfortunately, this was a one way trip.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*this. thread. will. not. die. if. i. still. live.*
In a sudden flash of light, a new figure appears. A hulking mix of a toad and a giant, colored the dark red of dried blood, the figure sits down at the bar and rests their pitch black claws on the wood.
The mascot appears next to them on the bar.
”Well hiya! Can I get ya anything?”
“Someone who will willingly be implanted with a salad tadpole. Either that or some tequila, strange projection creature.”
“Well I’m afraid that first request is awfully violent, and I don’t want to disturb the peace around here. But we do got tons of Tequila!” The mascot jumps behind the bar and comes back with a bottle, giving it to the Slaad.
”though we usually just sell bottled emotions, taste better to most people.”
“Bottled emotions… interesting. That’s definitely some unique drink.” They take a long sip of tequila.
“Sooooooo, what are ya doing here?” The mascot asks, tilting their head.
“My tribe sensed chaos. We always send the weakest one. Unfortunately, this was a one way trip.”
“So you were sent here because it was chaotic? Well that just goes to show how the bartender has no idea how to run this place without me.”
*this. thread. will. not. die. if. i. still. live.*
In a sudden flash of light, a new figure appears. A hulking mix of a toad and a giant, colored the dark red of dried blood, the figure sits down at the bar and rests their pitch black claws on the wood.
The mascot appears next to them on the bar.
”Well hiya! Can I get ya anything?”
“Someone who will willingly be implanted with a salad tadpole. Either that or some tequila, strange projection creature.”
“Well I’m afraid that first request is awfully violent, and I don’t want to disturb the peace around here. But we do got tons of Tequila!” The mascot jumps behind the bar and comes back with a bottle, giving it to the Slaad.
”though we usually just sell bottled emotions, taste better to most people.”
“Bottled emotions… interesting. That’s definitely some unique drink.” They take a long sip of tequila.
“Sooooooo, what are ya doing here?” The mascot asks, tilting their head.
“My tribe sensed chaos. We always send the weakest one. Unfortunately, this was a one way trip.”
“So you were sent here because it was chaotic? Well that just goes to show how the bartender has no idea how to run this place without me.”
“I’ll leave that to the employees then.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*this. thread. will. not. die. if. i. still. live.*
In a sudden flash of light, a new figure appears. A hulking mix of a toad and a giant, colored the dark red of dried blood, the figure sits down at the bar and rests their pitch black claws on the wood.
The mascot appears next to them on the bar.
”Well hiya! Can I get ya anything?”
“Someone who will willingly be implanted with a salad tadpole. Either that or some tequila, strange projection creature.”
“Well I’m afraid that first request is awfully violent, and I don’t want to disturb the peace around here. But we do got tons of Tequila!” The mascot jumps behind the bar and comes back with a bottle, giving it to the Slaad.
”though we usually just sell bottled emotions, taste better to most people.”
“Bottled emotions… interesting. That’s definitely some unique drink.” They take a long sip of tequila.
“Sooooooo, what are ya doing here?” The mascot asks, tilting their head.
“My tribe sensed chaos. We always send the weakest one. Unfortunately, this was a one way trip.”
“So you were sent here because it was chaotic? Well that just goes to show how the bartender has no idea how to run this place without me.”
*this. thread. will. not. die. if. i. still. live.*
In a sudden flash of light, a new figure appears. A hulking mix of a toad and a giant, colored the dark red of dried blood, the figure sits down at the bar and rests their pitch black claws on the wood.
The mascot appears next to them on the bar.
”Well hiya! Can I get ya anything?”
“Someone who will willingly be implanted with a salad tadpole. Either that or some tequila, strange projection creature.”
“Well I’m afraid that first request is awfully violent, and I don’t want to disturb the peace around here. But we do got tons of Tequila!” The mascot jumps behind the bar and comes back with a bottle, giving it to the Slaad.
”though we usually just sell bottled emotions, taste better to most people.”
“Bottled emotions… interesting. That’s definitely some unique drink.” They take a long sip of tequila.
“Sooooooo, what are ya doing here?” The mascot asks, tilting their head.
“My tribe sensed chaos. We always send the weakest one. Unfortunately, this was a one way trip.”
“So you were sent here because it was chaotic? Well that just goes to show how the bartender has no idea how to run this place without me.”
“I’ll leave that to the employees then.”
“Anyways, what’s your name?”
“That’s… actually a really good question. Everyone just called me Red, for what I hope are obvious reasons.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*this. thread. will. not. die. if. i. still. live.*
In a sudden flash of light, a new figure appears. A hulking mix of a toad and a giant, colored the dark red of dried blood, the figure sits down at the bar and rests their pitch black claws on the wood.
The mascot appears next to them on the bar.
”Well hiya! Can I get ya anything?”
“Someone who will willingly be implanted with a salad tadpole. Either that or some tequila, strange projection creature.”
“Well I’m afraid that first request is awfully violent, and I don’t want to disturb the peace around here. But we do got tons of Tequila!” The mascot jumps behind the bar and comes back with a bottle, giving it to the Slaad.
”though we usually just sell bottled emotions, taste better to most people.”
“Bottled emotions… interesting. That’s definitely some unique drink.” They take a long sip of tequila.
“Sooooooo, what are ya doing here?” The mascot asks, tilting their head.
“My tribe sensed chaos. We always send the weakest one. Unfortunately, this was a one way trip.”
“So you were sent here because it was chaotic? Well that just goes to show how the bartender has no idea how to run this place without me.”
“I’ll leave that to the employees then.”
“Anyways, what’s your name?”
“That’s… actually a really good question. Everyone just called me Red, for what I hope are obvious reasons.”
“Well, nice to meet ya Red. Are ya planning on staying here a while? I could get you a room.”
*this. thread. will. not. die. if. i. still. live.*
In a sudden flash of light, a new figure appears. A hulking mix of a toad and a giant, colored the dark red of dried blood, the figure sits down at the bar and rests their pitch black claws on the wood.
The mascot appears next to them on the bar.
”Well hiya! Can I get ya anything?”
“Someone who will willingly be implanted with a salad tadpole. Either that or some tequila, strange projection creature.”
“Well I’m afraid that first request is awfully violent, and I don’t want to disturb the peace around here. But we do got tons of Tequila!” The mascot jumps behind the bar and comes back with a bottle, giving it to the Slaad.
”though we usually just sell bottled emotions, taste better to most people.”
“Bottled emotions… interesting. That’s definitely some unique drink.” They take a long sip of tequila.
“Sooooooo, what are ya doing here?” The mascot asks, tilting their head.
“My tribe sensed chaos. We always send the weakest one. Unfortunately, this was a one way trip.”
“So you were sent here because it was chaotic? Well that just goes to show how the bartender has no idea how to run this place without me.”
“I’ll leave that to the employees then.”
“Anyways, what’s your name?”
“That’s… actually a really good question. Everyone just called me Red, for what I hope are obvious reasons.”
“Well, nice to meet ya Red. Are ya planning on staying here a while? I could get you a room.”
“A room would be nice. Do you take chaos crystals?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*I've realized, why have one character introed, WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TWO? CHARACTER DUO TIME*
A flash of both light and darkness appears in the tavern. Two large figures, hissing and slithering, can be seen thrashing about wildly in combat.
"Ssssssurrender to me, and I shall end you sssswiftly..." One voice calls out, sounding sinister and snakelike.
"I sshall not yield to you. Not a sssoul messssesssss with my followerssss!" Another one calls out. It also sounds snakelike and reptilian, but kinder and calmer.
The first serpent laughs. "Foolisssh. Do you not notice where we are? I have transported us to the Nightmare'sss Claw, away from your domain. Your power growsss weaker here by the sssecond!"
The second snake looks surprised. "You were able to do thisssss? How dare you!"
The two snakes continue to be locked in combat, wrecking the surrounding area.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*I've realized, why have one character introed, WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TWO? CHARACTER DUO TIME*
A flash of both light and darkness appears in the tavern. Two large figures, hissing and slithering, can be seen thrashing about wildly in combat.
"Ssssssurrender to me, and I shall end you sssswiftly..." One voice calls out, sounding sinister and snakelike.
"I sshall not yield to you. Not a sssoul messssesssss with my followerssss!" Another one calls out. It also sounds snakelike and reptilian, but kinder and calmer.
The first serpent laughs. "Foolisssh. Do you not notice where we are? I have transported us to the Nightmare'sss Claw, away from your domain. Your power growsss weaker here by the sssecond!"
The second snake looks surprised. "You were able to do thisssss? How dare you!"
The two snakes continue to be locked in combat, wrecking the surrounding area.
“Gentlemen! This is not the place to be doing that! Don’t you see you are wrecking this tavern? If the other gods could see you right now…”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*I've realized, why have one character introed, WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TWO? CHARACTER DUO TIME*
A flash of both light and darkness appears in the tavern. Two large figures, hissing and slithering, can be seen thrashing about wildly in combat.
"Ssssssurrender to me, and I shall end you sssswiftly..." One voice calls out, sounding sinister and snakelike.
"I sshall not yield to you. Not a sssoul messssesssss with my followerssss!" Another one calls out. It also sounds snakelike and reptilian, but kinder and calmer.
The first serpent laughs. "Foolisssh. Do you not notice where we are? I have transported us to the Nightmare'sss Claw, away from your domain. Your power growsss weaker here by the sssecond!"
The second snake looks surprised. "You were able to do thisssss? How dare you!"
The two snakes continue to be locked in combat, wrecking the surrounding area.
“Gentlemen! This is not the place to be doing that! Don’t you see you are wrecking this tavern? If the other gods could see you right now…”
The figures pause. They both are giant snakes. One has green scales and a kind look on its face. The other has red scales and a look of pure malice.
The green one hastily apologizes. 'I am terribly sorry for our wrecking of this establishment. It's--"
Suddenly, a portal opens in front of the red scaled one. It seems to lead to a ominous stone fortresss, with statues of the red-scaled snake. The serpent slithers in, and the gateway closes.
"No! He escaped! And now I am stuck here!" the green one cries out.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
*I've realized, why have one character introed, WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TWO? CHARACTER DUO TIME*
A flash of both light and darkness appears in the tavern. Two large figures, hissing and slithering, can be seen thrashing about wildly in combat.
"Ssssssurrender to me, and I shall end you sssswiftly..." One voice calls out, sounding sinister and snakelike.
"I sshall not yield to you. Not a sssoul messssesssss with my followerssss!" Another one calls out. It also sounds snakelike and reptilian, but kinder and calmer.
The first serpent laughs. "Foolisssh. Do you not notice where we are? I have transported us to the Nightmare'sss Claw, away from your domain. Your power growsss weaker here by the sssecond!"
The second snake looks surprised. "You were able to do thisssss? How dare you!"
The two snakes continue to be locked in combat, wrecking the surrounding area.
“Gentlemen! This is not the place to be doing that! Don’t you see you are wrecking this tavern? If the other gods could see you right now…”
The figures pause. They both are giant snakes. One has green scales and a kind look on its face. The other has red scales and a look of pure malice.
The green one hastily apologizes. 'I am terribly sorry for our wrecking of this establishment. It's--"
Suddenly, a portal opens in front of the red scaled one. It seems to lead to a ominous stone fortresss, with statues of the red-scaled snake. The serpent slithers in, and the gateway closes.
"No! He escaped! And now I am stuck here!" the green one cries out.
“That’s unfortunate. If you can tell me exactly what he did I could write a report…”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*I've realized, why have one character introed, WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TWO? CHARACTER DUO TIME*
A flash of both light and darkness appears in the tavern. Two large figures, hissing and slithering, can be seen thrashing about wildly in combat.
"Ssssssurrender to me, and I shall end you sssswiftly..." One voice calls out, sounding sinister and snakelike.
"I sshall not yield to you. Not a sssoul messssesssss with my followerssss!" Another one calls out. It also sounds snakelike and reptilian, but kinder and calmer.
The first serpent laughs. "Foolisssh. Do you not notice where we are? I have transported us to the Nightmare'sss Claw, away from your domain. Your power growsss weaker here by the sssecond!"
The second snake looks surprised. "You were able to do thisssss? How dare you!"
The two snakes continue to be locked in combat, wrecking the surrounding area.
“Gentlemen! This is not the place to be doing that! Don’t you see you are wrecking this tavern? If the other gods could see you right now…”
The figures pause. They both are giant snakes. One has green scales and a kind look on its face. The other has red scales and a look of pure malice.
The green one hastily apologizes. 'I am terribly sorry for our wrecking of this establishment. It's--"
Suddenly, a portal opens in front of the red scaled one. It seems to lead to a ominous stone fortresss, with statues of the red-scaled snake. The serpent slithers in, and the gateway closes.
"No! He escaped! And now I am stuck here!" the green one cries out.
“That’s unfortunate. If you can tell me exactly what he did I could write a report…”
"His name is Ssserenassson. I should have expected thisss... But he hasss alwaysss been more skilled at interplaner magic then I."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*I've realized, why have one character introed, WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TWO? CHARACTER DUO TIME*
A flash of both light and darkness appears in the tavern. Two large figures, hissing and slithering, can be seen thrashing about wildly in combat.
"Ssssssurrender to me, and I shall end you sssswiftly..." One voice calls out, sounding sinister and snakelike.
"I sshall not yield to you. Not a sssoul messssesssss with my followerssss!" Another one calls out. It also sounds snakelike and reptilian, but kinder and calmer.
The first serpent laughs. "Foolisssh. Do you not notice where we are? I have transported us to the Nightmare'sss Claw, away from your domain. Your power growsss weaker here by the sssecond!"
The second snake looks surprised. "You were able to do thisssss? How dare you!"
The two snakes continue to be locked in combat, wrecking the surrounding area.
“Gentlemen! This is not the place to be doing that! Don’t you see you are wrecking this tavern? If the other gods could see you right now…”
The figures pause. They both are giant snakes. One has green scales and a kind look on its face. The other has red scales and a look of pure malice.
The green one hastily apologizes. 'I am terribly sorry for our wrecking of this establishment. It's--"
Suddenly, a portal opens in front of the red scaled one. It seems to lead to a ominous stone fortresss, with statues of the red-scaled snake. The serpent slithers in, and the gateway closes.
"No! He escaped! And now I am stuck here!" the green one cries out.
“That’s unfortunate. If you can tell me exactly what he did I could write a report…”
"His name is Ssserenassson. I should have expected thisss... But he hasss alwaysss been more skilled at interplaner magic then I."
“Serenason. What exactly did he do?” A clipboard appears in a flash of light and the heavenly horse starts taking notes.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*I've realized, why have one character introed, WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TWO? CHARACTER DUO TIME*
A flash of both light and darkness appears in the tavern. Two large figures, hissing and slithering, can be seen thrashing about wildly in combat.
"Ssssssurrender to me, and I shall end you sssswiftly..." One voice calls out, sounding sinister and snakelike.
"I sshall not yield to you. Not a sssoul messssesssss with my followerssss!" Another one calls out. It also sounds snakelike and reptilian, but kinder and calmer.
The first serpent laughs. "Foolisssh. Do you not notice where we are? I have transported us to the Nightmare'sss Claw, away from your domain. Your power growsss weaker here by the sssecond!"
The second snake looks surprised. "You were able to do thisssss? How dare you!"
The two snakes continue to be locked in combat, wrecking the surrounding area.
“Gentlemen! This is not the place to be doing that! Don’t you see you are wrecking this tavern? If the other gods could see you right now…”
The figures pause. They both are giant snakes. One has green scales and a kind look on its face. The other has red scales and a look of pure malice.
The green one hastily apologizes. 'I am terribly sorry for our wrecking of this establishment. It's--"
Suddenly, a portal opens in front of the red scaled one. It seems to lead to a ominous stone fortresss, with statues of the red-scaled snake. The serpent slithers in, and the gateway closes.
"No! He escaped! And now I am stuck here!" the green one cries out.
“That’s unfortunate. If you can tell me exactly what he did I could write a report…”
"His name is Ssserenassson. I should have expected thisss... But he hasss alwaysss been more skilled at interplaner magic then I."
“Serenason. What exactly did he do?” A clipboard appears in a flash of light and the heavenly horse starts taking notes.
"He hasss attacked me on numerousss occasionsss, though I sssuppose I have as well... He hasss ssslain or converted much of my followerssss... And now he hasss trapped me in thisss place. I musst return there ssssoon..."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*I've realized, why have one character introed, WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TWO? CHARACTER DUO TIME*
A flash of both light and darkness appears in the tavern. Two large figures, hissing and slithering, can be seen thrashing about wildly in combat.
"Ssssssurrender to me, and I shall end you sssswiftly..." One voice calls out, sounding sinister and snakelike.
"I sshall not yield to you. Not a sssoul messssesssss with my followerssss!" Another one calls out. It also sounds snakelike and reptilian, but kinder and calmer.
The first serpent laughs. "Foolisssh. Do you not notice where we are? I have transported us to the Nightmare'sss Claw, away from your domain. Your power growsss weaker here by the sssecond!"
The second snake looks surprised. "You were able to do thisssss? How dare you!"
The two snakes continue to be locked in combat, wrecking the surrounding area.
“Gentlemen! This is not the place to be doing that! Don’t you see you are wrecking this tavern? If the other gods could see you right now…”
The figures pause. They both are giant snakes. One has green scales and a kind look on its face. The other has red scales and a look of pure malice.
The green one hastily apologizes. 'I am terribly sorry for our wrecking of this establishment. It's--"
Suddenly, a portal opens in front of the red scaled one. It seems to lead to a ominous stone fortresss, with statues of the red-scaled snake. The serpent slithers in, and the gateway closes.
"No! He escaped! And now I am stuck here!" the green one cries out.
“That’s unfortunate. If you can tell me exactly what he did I could write a report…”
"His name is Ssserenassson. I should have expected thisss... But he hasss alwaysss been more skilled at interplaner magic then I."
“Serenason. What exactly did he do?” A clipboard appears in a flash of light and the heavenly horse starts taking notes.
"He hasss attacked me on numerousss occasionsss, though I sssuppose I have as well... He hasss ssslain or converted much of my followerssss... And now he hasss trapped me in thisss place. I musst return there ssssoon..."
“Mhm, mhm. Conversion of followers, would you say the attacks were unprovoked?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*I've realized, why have one character introed, WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TWO? CHARACTER DUO TIME*
A flash of both light and darkness appears in the tavern. Two large figures, hissing and slithering, can be seen thrashing about wildly in combat.
"Ssssssurrender to me, and I shall end you sssswiftly..." One voice calls out, sounding sinister and snakelike.
"I sshall not yield to you. Not a sssoul messssesssss with my followerssss!" Another one calls out. It also sounds snakelike and reptilian, but kinder and calmer.
The first serpent laughs. "Foolisssh. Do you not notice where we are? I have transported us to the Nightmare'sss Claw, away from your domain. Your power growsss weaker here by the sssecond!"
The second snake looks surprised. "You were able to do thisssss? How dare you!"
The two snakes continue to be locked in combat, wrecking the surrounding area.
“Gentlemen! This is not the place to be doing that! Don’t you see you are wrecking this tavern? If the other gods could see you right now…”
The figures pause. They both are giant snakes. One has green scales and a kind look on its face. The other has red scales and a look of pure malice.
The green one hastily apologizes. 'I am terribly sorry for our wrecking of this establishment. It's--"
Suddenly, a portal opens in front of the red scaled one. It seems to lead to a ominous stone fortresss, with statues of the red-scaled snake. The serpent slithers in, and the gateway closes.
"No! He escaped! And now I am stuck here!" the green one cries out.
“That’s unfortunate. If you can tell me exactly what he did I could write a report…”
"His name is Ssserenassson. I should have expected thisss... But he hasss alwaysss been more skilled at interplaner magic then I."
“Serenason. What exactly did he do?” A clipboard appears in a flash of light and the heavenly horse starts taking notes.
"He hasss attacked me on numerousss occasionsss, though I sssuppose I have as well... He hasss ssslain or converted much of my followerssss... And now he hasss trapped me in thisss place. I musst return there ssssoon..."
“Mhm, mhm. Conversion of followers, would you say the attacks were unprovoked?”
"He wassss the one who sssstarted our war, thussss I would sssssay yesss."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*I've realized, why have one character introed, WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TWO? CHARACTER DUO TIME*
A flash of both light and darkness appears in the tavern. Two large figures, hissing and slithering, can be seen thrashing about wildly in combat.
"Ssssssurrender to me, and I shall end you sssswiftly..." One voice calls out, sounding sinister and snakelike.
"I sshall not yield to you. Not a sssoul messssesssss with my followerssss!" Another one calls out. It also sounds snakelike and reptilian, but kinder and calmer.
The first serpent laughs. "Foolisssh. Do you not notice where we are? I have transported us to the Nightmare'sss Claw, away from your domain. Your power growsss weaker here by the sssecond!"
The second snake looks surprised. "You were able to do thisssss? How dare you!"
The two snakes continue to be locked in combat, wrecking the surrounding area.
“Gentlemen! This is not the place to be doing that! Don’t you see you are wrecking this tavern? If the other gods could see you right now…”
The figures pause. They both are giant snakes. One has green scales and a kind look on its face. The other has red scales and a look of pure malice.
The green one hastily apologizes. 'I am terribly sorry for our wrecking of this establishment. It's--"
Suddenly, a portal opens in front of the red scaled one. It seems to lead to a ominous stone fortresss, with statues of the red-scaled snake. The serpent slithers in, and the gateway closes.
"No! He escaped! And now I am stuck here!" the green one cries out.
“That’s unfortunate. If you can tell me exactly what he did I could write a report…”
"His name is Ssserenassson. I should have expected thisss... But he hasss alwaysss been more skilled at interplaner magic then I."
“Serenason. What exactly did he do?” A clipboard appears in a flash of light and the heavenly horse starts taking notes.
"He hasss attacked me on numerousss occasionsss, though I sssuppose I have as well... He hasss ssslain or converted much of my followerssss... And now he hasss trapped me in thisss place. I musst return there ssssoon..."
“Mhm, mhm. Conversion of followers, would you say the attacks were unprovoked?”
"He wassss the one who sssstarted our war, thussss I would sssssay yesss."
“A war, hmmm? Was there an official declaration of war that was signed by both sides?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
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“Sooooooo, what are ya doing here?” The mascot asks, tilting their head.
“My tribe sensed chaos. We always send the weakest one. Unfortunately, this was a one way trip.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“So you were sent here because it was chaotic? Well that just goes to show how the bartender has no idea how to run this place without me.”
“I’ll leave that to the employees then.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Anyways, what’s your name?”
*note to self: INTRO NEW CHARACTER LATER*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“That’s… actually a really good question. Everyone just called me Red, for what I hope are obvious reasons.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Well, nice to meet ya Red. Are ya planning on staying here a while? I could get you a room.”
“A room would be nice. Do you take chaos crystals?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I've realized, why have one character introed, WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TWO? CHARACTER DUO TIME*
A flash of both light and darkness appears in the tavern. Two large figures, hissing and slithering, can be seen thrashing about wildly in combat.
"Ssssssurrender to me, and I shall end you sssswiftly..." One voice calls out, sounding sinister and snakelike.
"I sshall not yield to you. Not a sssoul messssesssss with my followerssss!" Another one calls out. It also sounds snakelike and reptilian, but kinder and calmer.
The first serpent laughs. "Foolisssh. Do you not notice where we are? I have transported us to the Nightmare'sss Claw, away from your domain. Your power growsss weaker here by the sssecond!"
The second snake looks surprised. "You were able to do thisssss? How dare you!"
The two snakes continue to be locked in combat, wrecking the surrounding area.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Gentlemen! This is not the place to be doing that! Don’t you see you are wrecking this tavern? If the other gods could see you right now…”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The figures pause. They both are giant snakes. One has green scales and a kind look on its face. The other has red scales and a look of pure malice.
The green one hastily apologizes. 'I am terribly sorry for our wrecking of this establishment. It's--"
Suddenly, a portal opens in front of the red scaled one. It seems to lead to a ominous stone fortresss, with statues of the red-scaled snake. The serpent slithers in, and the gateway closes.
"No! He escaped! And now I am stuck here!" the green one cries out.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Hmm...*
*Character ideas swirl in head*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
“That’s unfortunate. If you can tell me exactly what he did I could write a report…”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"His name is Ssserenassson. I should have expected thisss... But he hasss alwaysss been more skilled at interplaner magic then I."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Serenason. What exactly did he do?” A clipboard appears in a flash of light and the heavenly horse starts taking notes.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"He hasss attacked me on numerousss occasionsss, though I sssuppose I have as well... He hasss ssslain or converted much of my followerssss... And now he hasss trapped me in thisss place. I musst return there ssssoon..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Mhm, mhm. Conversion of followers, would you say the attacks were unprovoked?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"He wassss the one who sssstarted our war, thussss I would sssssay yesss."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“A war, hmmm? Was there an official declaration of war that was signed by both sides?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor