Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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Hewo peoples!
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Hey EJO. How’s it going in your corner of the world?
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Sweet. How’s it going for you?
Selwyn (sel)
They/he
Reading, dnd, theatre, art (Irunwithskissors)
Half to your daughter
And half to the slaughter
What do I have to do…
Yoooo Banan! How’s it going?
Selwyn (sel)
They/he
Reading, dnd, theatre, art (Irunwithskissors)
Half to your daughter
And half to the slaughter
What do I have to do…
It's going amazingly, I'm not dead, and you would probably know if I was.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Glad you’re still alive
my friends are being rambunctious little rapscallions
Selwyn (sel)
They/he
Reading, dnd, theatre, art (Irunwithskissors)
Half to your daughter
And half to the slaughter
What do I have to do…
Oh, quite an interesting bunch then, what are they doing exactly?
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
hi
Genius with a god complex...
Get the joke?
I've made a new roleplay thread, please check it out! It's super open in options for characters, simply put, you're a host to a non-human entity, and that entity can be literally whatever your heart desires! Ghost possession, alien mind transfer, evil alter ego, eldritch madness, anything!
✦ The Beings Within ✦ - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Sparkles: Aasimar Monk: Drakkenheim: What's In The Here And Now
Angus Ayrshire: Minotaur Celestial Sorcerer: Yawning Portal - Mad Mage
DMing A Land Of Bone And Oblivion, The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
So you see
my gf and my friend have a joke where they’re two characters from a book. These characters have a…very intimate relationship. So yk the jokes are wild
Selwyn (sel)
They/he
Reading, dnd, theatre, art (Irunwithskissors)
Half to your daughter
And half to the slaughter
What do I have to do…
... Awesome, I can't judge, my friend groups are absurdly wild, and being the local Twink myself, I happen to be a part of most of them.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Yeah that’s fair
my teacher said “ok its time to do work now” then proceeded to get distracted immediately afterward
Selwyn (sel)
They/he
Reading, dnd, theatre, art (Irunwithskissors)
Half to your daughter
And half to the slaughter
What do I have to do…
Most teachers are happily hypocrites, so what else would you expect?
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
That is true
Selwyn (sel)
They/he
Reading, dnd, theatre, art (Irunwithskissors)
Half to your daughter
And half to the slaughter
What do I have to do…
*The ground cracks, venting smoke and belching fire, and from the flames I emerge, reading a book and frantically typing on a laptop at the same time*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Your Book falls apart and the pages construct me and I become human.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*I scowl in frustration and force the pages to the return to their original form, leaving your soul floating in front of me*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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It fails.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*I try it again, this time using Wish to do so*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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