"What you did was wrong. Unforgivable, even. But you don't need forgiveness. You don't want redemption. You want something to fight for. Something real. This is your execution, but hardly yours alone, machine. I will be abundantly clear: There will be no Nuremberg Trials. There will be no one left to prosecute."
- U.S. v. Unnamed Defendant (1890)
That’s anachronistic
It's very intentionally so
Y’know the necessary circumstances to have someone reference the Nuremberg Trials Im 1890 are actually very interesting
The unnamed defendant is a war machine from Italy that was really hoping that it could make the whole Italian Chef thing work.
In this universe, the World Wars happened before tech could reach 1940s level due to occult (GP)ery. This robot was a living amphibious tank/golem for the Axis Powers.
When its flaming soul core was recovered by the US, they found that it took almost nothing to convince it to divulge secrets and betray its allies.
It loves Italy. It hates what Italy has become. And now, it has been disguised and set loose on a Nazi-occupied city in the US.
"What you did was wrong. Unforgivable, even. But you don't need forgiveness. You don't want redemption. You want something to fight for. Something real. This is your execution, but hardly yours alone, machine. I will be abundantly clear: There will be no Nuremberg Trials. There will be no one left to prosecute."
- U.S. v. Unnamed Defendant (1890)
That’s anachronistic
It's very intentionally so
Y’know the necessary circumstances to have someone reference the Nuremberg Trials Im 1890 are actually very interesting
The unnamed defendant is a war machine from Italy that was really hoping that it could make the whole Italian Chef thing work.
In this universe, the World Wars happened before tech could reach 1940s level due to occult (GP)ery. This robot was a living amphibious tank/golem for the Axis Powers.
When its flaming soul core was recovered by the US, they found that it took almost nothing to convince it to divulge secrets and betray its allies.
It loves Italy. It hates what Italy has become. And now, it has been disguised and set loose on a Nazi-occupied city in the US.
(This is all for a TTRPG I'm making.)
Question. How and when did World War One start.
When Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated on June 27, 1914 (the war actually started a month later)
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
"What you did was wrong. Unforgivable, even. But you don't need forgiveness. You don't want redemption. You want something to fight for. Something real. This is your execution, but hardly yours alone, machine. I will be abundantly clear: There will be no Nuremberg Trials. There will be no one left to prosecute."
- U.S. v. Unnamed Defendant (1890)
That’s anachronistic
It's very intentionally so
Y’know the necessary circumstances to have someone reference the Nuremberg Trials Im 1890 are actually very interesting
The unnamed defendant is a war machine from Italy that was really hoping that it could make the whole Italian Chef thing work.
In this universe, the World Wars happened before tech could reach 1940s level due to occult (GP)ery. This robot was a living amphibious tank/golem for the Axis Powers.
When its flaming soul core was recovered by the US, they found that it took almost nothing to convince it to divulge secrets and betray its allies.
It loves Italy. It hates what Italy has become. And now, it has been disguised and set loose on a Nazi-occupied city in the US.
(This is all for a TTRPG I'm making.)
Question. How and when did World War One start.
When Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated on June 27, 1914 (the war actually started a month later)
"What you did was wrong. Unforgivable, even. But you don't need forgiveness. You don't want redemption. You want something to fight for. Something real. This is your execution, but hardly yours alone, machine. I will be abundantly clear: There will be no Nuremberg Trials. There will be no one left to prosecute."
- U.S. v. Unnamed Defendant (1890)
That’s anachronistic
It's very intentionally so
Y’know the necessary circumstances to have someone reference the Nuremberg Trials Im 1890 are actually very interesting
The unnamed defendant is a war machine from Italy that was really hoping that it could make the whole Italian Chef thing work.
In this universe, the World Wars happened before tech could reach 1940s level due to occult (GP)ery. This robot was a living amphibious tank/golem for the Axis Powers.
When its flaming soul core was recovered by the US, they found that it took almost nothing to convince it to divulge secrets and betray its allies.
It loves Italy. It hates what Italy has become. And now, it has been disguised and set loose on a Nazi-occupied city in the US.
(This is all for a TTRPG I'm making.)
Question. How and when did World War One start.
When Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated on June 27, 1914 (the war actually started a month later)
Oh wait, never mind. I’m an idiot. This is for the TTRPG, isn’t it. I thought you were talking abt irl. Whoops!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
I was surprised that Wales—my Welsh team—failed to qualify for the World Cup after losing to Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Guess they surprised us with the extra country
What do you expect. Yall suck. Like I ain’t even being mean the welsh national team is just bad.
Fair, but did you really have to lead off with that? (after some quick research) We’re ranked within the top 17% of the world’s countries as well, so…we don’t really suck.
who do you support in the World Cup? Do you even care?
The unnamed defendant is a war machine from Italy that was really hoping that it could make the whole Italian Chef thing work.
In this universe, the World Wars happened before tech could reach 1940s level due to occult (GP)ery. This robot was a living amphibious tank/golem for the Axis Powers.
When its flaming soul core was recovered by the US, they found that it took almost nothing to convince it to divulge secrets and betray its allies.
It loves Italy. It hates what Italy has become. And now, it has been disguised and set loose on a Nazi-occupied city in the US.
(This is all for a TTRPG I'm making.)
Question. How and when did World War One start.
I feel like no matter what I say here you're going to be snarky about it.
Basically, in this universe, the Black Hand summoned demons to kill the Archduke from afar, only to find out that demons are not untraceable. WW1 happened way earlier than it should have, and so at the point that the setting takes place we have WW1 carnage on WW2 scales. It's not our history, and it's not realistic, but it's not worth me spending a ton of time on.
The point is that we have crude, occult dieselpunk tech, demons, robots, bug monsters, and all sorts of insanity allowing the players to experience, wield, justify, and weaponize insanity.
Also, I wanted the players to be able to punch psuedo-Nazi occultists and have a resistance that they can build and inspire.
I guess I could just change all the names and say "it's totally not an alternate history" but I don't think I care about it that much.
The unnamed defendant is a war machine from Italy that was really hoping that it could make the whole Italian Chef thing work.
In this universe, the World Wars happened before tech could reach 1940s level due to occult (GP)ery. This robot was a living amphibious tank/golem for the Axis Powers.
When its flaming soul core was recovered by the US, they found that it took almost nothing to convince it to divulge secrets and betray its allies.
It loves Italy. It hates what Italy has become. And now, it has been disguised and set loose on a Nazi-occupied city in the US.
(This is all for a TTRPG I'm making.)
Question. How and when did World War One start.
I feel like no matter what I say here you're going to be snarky about it.
Basically, in this universe, the Black Hand summoned demons to kill the Archduke from afar, only to find out that demons are not untraceable. WW1 happened way earlier than it should have, and so at the point that the setting takes place we have WW1 carnage on WW2 scales. It's not our history, and it's not realistic, but it's not worth me spending a ton of time on.
The point is that we have crude, occult dieselpunk tech, demons, robots, bug monsters, and all sorts of insanity allowing the players to experience, wield, justify, and weaponize insanity.
Also, I wanted the players to be able to punch psuedo-Nazi occultists and have a resistance that they can build and inspire.
I guess I could just change all the names and say "it's totally not an alternate history" but I don't think I care about it that much.
Baalz, where do you get these awesome ideas from? teach me the trade secrets
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pronouns (i/d/g/a/f) Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos |------extended sig------|
I feel like no matter what I say here you're going to be snarky about it.
Basically, in this universe, the Black Hand summoned demons to kill the Archduke from afar, only to find out that demons are not untraceable. WW1 happened way earlier than it should have, and so at the point that the setting takes place we have WW1 carnage on WW2 scales. It's not our history, and it's not realistic, but it's not worth me spending a ton of time on.
The point is that we have crude, occult dieselpunk tech, demons, robots, bug monsters, and all sorts of insanity allowing the players to experience, wield, justify, and weaponize insanity.
Also, I wanted the players to be able to punch psuedo-Nazi occultists and have a resistance that they can build and inspire.
I guess I could just change all the names and say "it's totally not an alternate history" but I don't think I care about it that much.
Baalz, where do you get these awesome ideas from? teach me the trade secrets
Autism
I study a hyperfixation (it was actually smuggling and black markets, not WW2, that inspired this) then build a web of connections that vaguely make sense, add things that you personally think are cool, and optionally get a bunch of people you think are cool to help and encourage you.
I feel like no matter what I say here you're going to be snarky about it.
Basically, in this universe, the Black Hand summoned demons to kill the Archduke from afar, only to find out that demons are not untraceable. WW1 happened way earlier than it should have, and so at the point that the setting takes place we have WW1 carnage on WW2 scales. It's not our history, and it's not realistic, but it's not worth me spending a ton of time on.
The point is that we have crude, occult dieselpunk tech, demons, robots, bug monsters, and all sorts of insanity allowing the players to experience, wield, justify, and weaponize insanity.
Also, I wanted the players to be able to punch psuedo-Nazi occultists and have a resistance that they can build and inspire.
I guess I could just change all the names and say "it's totally not an alternate history" but I don't think I care about it that much.
Baalz, where do you get these awesome ideas from? teach me the trade secrets
Autism
I study a hyperfixation (it was actually smuggling and black markets, not WW2, that inspired this) then build a web of connections that vaguely make sense, add things that you personally think are cool, and optionally get a bunch of people you think are cool to help and encourage you.
that seems cool
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f) Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos |------extended sig------|
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
I was surprised that Wales—my Welsh team—failed to qualify for the World Cup after losing to Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Guess they surprised us with the extra country
What do you expect. Yall suck. Like I ain’t even being mean the welsh national team is just bad.
Fair, but did you really have to lead off with that? (after some quick research) We’re ranked within the top 17% of the world’s countries as well, so…we don’t really suck.
who do you support in the World Cup? Do you even care?
Top percent doesn’t show anything. What does show is results. You guys have only qualified for the WC twice. Once in the last World Cup (Where you got knocked out in the group stage) and once in 1958. By the way, this team has a total of zero significant wins. So yeah. Yall suck
I support Ghana, which is a team that actually manages to somewhat consistently qualify (Every World Cup since 2006, excluding 2018) 4 AFCON wins, 2 WA Nations Cups and a U-20 World Cup
I was surprised that Wales—my Welsh team—failed to qualify for the World Cup after losing to Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Guess they surprised us with the extra country
What do you expect. Yall suck. Like I ain’t even being mean the welsh national team is just bad.
Fair, but did you really have to lead off with that? (after some quick research) We’re ranked within the top 17% of the world’s countries as well, so…we don’t really suck.
who do you support in the World Cup? Do you even care?
Top percent doesn’t show anything. What does show is results. You guys have only qualified for the WC twice. Once in the last World Cup (Where you got knocked out in the group stage) and once in 1958. By the way, this team has a total of zero significant wins. So yeah. Yall suck
I support Ghana, which is a team that actually manages to somewhat consistently qualify (Every World Cup since 2006, excluding 2018) 4 AFCON wins, 2 WA Nations Cups and a U-20 World Cup
The Welsh population is 3.2 million people, compared to Ghana’s at 35 million. Y’all have more people to choose from. And, although we lost to Bosnia & Herzegovina this time, we also play in a continent with 7 out of the top 10 of the FIFA rankings, and a bunch of talent beyond those. There’s much more competition.
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I was surprised that Wales—my Welsh team—failed to qualify for the World Cup after losing to Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Guess they surprised us with the extra country
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
Hiya Wes
he/they/washing machine. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.
I don’t actually use the pronouns washing machine in case anyone is that serious, I like washing machines tho.
Question. How and when did World War One start.
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
What do you expect. Yall suck. Like I ain’t even being mean the welsh national team is just bad.
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
When Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated on June 27, 1914 (the war actually started a month later)
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Hehehe. Hi Wes!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Not what I was asking. Context clues.
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
Oh wait, never mind. I’m an idiot. This is for the TTRPG, isn’t it. I thought you were talking abt irl. Whoops!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Fair, but did you really have to lead off with that? (after some quick research) We’re ranked within the top 17% of the world’s countries as well, so…we don’t really suck.
who do you support in the World Cup? Do you even care?
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
What’s good, Naner?
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
I feel like no matter what I say here you're going to be snarky about it.
Basically, in this universe, the Black Hand summoned demons to kill the Archduke from afar, only to find out that demons are not untraceable. WW1 happened way earlier than it should have, and so at the point that the setting takes place we have WW1 carnage on WW2 scales. It's not our history, and it's not realistic, but it's not worth me spending a ton of time on.
The point is that we have crude, occult dieselpunk tech, demons, robots, bug monsters, and all sorts of insanity allowing the players to experience, wield, justify, and weaponize insanity.
Also, I wanted the players to be able to punch psuedo-Nazi occultists and have a resistance that they can build and inspire.
I guess I could just change all the names and say "it's totally not an alternate history" but I don't think I care about it that much.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Baalz, where do you get these awesome ideas from? teach me the trade secrets
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
Autism
I study a hyperfixation (it was actually smuggling and black markets, not WW2, that inspired this) then build a web of connections that vaguely make sense, add things that you personally think are cool, and optionally get a bunch of people you think are cool to help and encourage you.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
that seems cool
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
Everything! Hugging whoever made azgaar’s fantasy map generator (my new obsession) and maybe gonna make a nation rp or a god rp v2 for a clean slate.
he/they/washing machine. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.
I don’t actually use the pronouns washing machine in case anyone is that serious, I like washing machines tho.
What D’you like about Azgaar’s?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Cool, haha.
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
Hi Wes!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Top percent doesn’t show anything. What does show is results. You guys have only qualified for the WC twice. Once in the last World Cup (Where you got knocked out in the group stage) and once in 1958. By the way, this team has a total of zero significant wins. So yeah. Yall suck
I support Ghana, which is a team that actually manages to somewhat consistently qualify (Every World Cup since 2006, excluding 2018) 4 AFCON wins, 2 WA Nations Cups and a U-20 World Cup
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
The Welsh population is 3.2 million people, compared to Ghana’s at 35 million. Y’all have more people to choose from. And, although we lost to Bosnia & Herzegovina this time, we also play in a continent with 7 out of the top 10 of the FIFA rankings, and a bunch of talent beyond those. There’s much more competition.
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|