Onions Are Like Worms

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"What you did was wrong. Unforgivable, even.
But you don't need forgiveness. You don't want redemption.
You want something to fight for. Something real.
This is your execution, but hardly yours alone, machine.
I will be abundantly clear:
There will be no Nuremberg Trials.
There will be no one left to prosecute."

- U.S. v. Unnamed Defendant (1890)

 That’s anachronistic 

 It's very intentionally so

 Y’know the necessary circumstances to have someone reference the Nuremberg Trials Im 1890 are actually very interesting 

 The unnamed defendant is a war machine from Italy that was really hoping that it could make the whole Italian Chef thing work.

In this universe, the World Wars happened before tech could reach 1940s level due to occult (GP)ery. This robot was a living amphibious tank/golem for the Axis Powers.

When its flaming soul core was recovered by the US, they found that it took almost nothing to convince it to divulge secrets and betray its allies.

It loves Italy. It hates what Italy has become. And now, it has been disguised and set loose on a Nazi-occupied city in the US.

(This is all for a TTRPG I'm making.)

Whoa.

I was surprised that Wales—my Welsh team—failed to qualify for the World Cup after losing to Bosnia and Herzegovina. 

Guess they surprised us with the extra country

Hiya Wes 

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"What you did was wrong. Unforgivable, even.
But you don't need forgiveness. You don't want redemption.
You want something to fight for. Something real.
This is your execution, but hardly yours alone, machine.
I will be abundantly clear:
There will be no Nuremberg Trials.
There will be no one left to prosecute."

- U.S. v. Unnamed Defendant (1890)

 That’s anachronistic 

 It's very intentionally so

 Y’know the necessary circumstances to have someone reference the Nuremberg Trials Im 1890 are actually very interesting 

 The unnamed defendant is a war machine from Italy that was really hoping that it could make the whole Italian Chef thing work.

In this universe, the World Wars happened before tech could reach 1940s level due to occult (GP)ery. This robot was a living amphibious tank/golem for the Axis Powers.

When its flaming soul core was recovered by the US, they found that it took almost nothing to convince it to divulge secrets and betray its allies.

It loves Italy. It hates what Italy has become. And now, it has been disguised and set loose on a Nazi-occupied city in the US.

(This is all for a TTRPG I'm making.)

 Question. How and when did World War One start. 

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I was surprised that Wales—my Welsh team—failed to qualify for the World Cup after losing to Bosnia and Herzegovina. 

Guess they surprised us with the extra country

What do you expect. Yall suck. Like I ain’t even being mean the welsh national team is just bad. 

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"What you did was wrong. Unforgivable, even.
But you don't need forgiveness. You don't want redemption.
You want something to fight for. Something real.
This is your execution, but hardly yours alone, machine.
I will be abundantly clear:
There will be no Nuremberg Trials.
There will be no one left to prosecute."

- U.S. v. Unnamed Defendant (1890)

 That’s anachronistic 

 It's very intentionally so

 Y’know the necessary circumstances to have someone reference the Nuremberg Trials Im 1890 are actually very interesting 

 The unnamed defendant is a war machine from Italy that was really hoping that it could make the whole Italian Chef thing work.

In this universe, the World Wars happened before tech could reach 1940s level due to occult (GP)ery. This robot was a living amphibious tank/golem for the Axis Powers.

When its flaming soul core was recovered by the US, they found that it took almost nothing to convince it to divulge secrets and betray its allies.

It loves Italy. It hates what Italy has become. And now, it has been disguised and set loose on a Nazi-occupied city in the US.

(This is all for a TTRPG I'm making.)

 Question. How and when did World War One start. 

 When Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated on June 27, 1914 (the war actually started a month later)

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I was surprised that Wales—my Welsh team—failed to qualify for the World Cup after losing to Bosnia and Herzegovina. 

Guess they surprised us with the extra country

 Hehehe. Hi Wes!

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"What you did was wrong. Unforgivable, even.
But you don't need forgiveness. You don't want redemption.
You want something to fight for. Something real.
This is your execution, but hardly yours alone, machine.
I will be abundantly clear:
There will be no Nuremberg Trials.
There will be no one left to prosecute."

- U.S. v. Unnamed Defendant (1890)

 That’s anachronistic 

 It's very intentionally so

 Y’know the necessary circumstances to have someone reference the Nuremberg Trials Im 1890 are actually very interesting 

 The unnamed defendant is a war machine from Italy that was really hoping that it could make the whole Italian Chef thing work.

In this universe, the World Wars happened before tech could reach 1940s level due to occult (GP)ery. This robot was a living amphibious tank/golem for the Axis Powers.

When its flaming soul core was recovered by the US, they found that it took almost nothing to convince it to divulge secrets and betray its allies.

It loves Italy. It hates what Italy has become. And now, it has been disguised and set loose on a Nazi-occupied city in the US.

(This is all for a TTRPG I'm making.)

 Question. How and when did World War One start. 

 When Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated on June 27, 1914 (the war actually started a month later)

 Not what I was asking. Context clues. 

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"What you did was wrong. Unforgivable, even.
But you don't need forgiveness. You don't want redemption.
You want something to fight for. Something real.
This is your execution, but hardly yours alone, machine.
I will be abundantly clear:
There will be no Nuremberg Trials.
There will be no one left to prosecute."

- U.S. v. Unnamed Defendant (1890)

 That’s anachronistic 

 It's very intentionally so

 Y’know the necessary circumstances to have someone reference the Nuremberg Trials Im 1890 are actually very interesting 

 The unnamed defendant is a war machine from Italy that was really hoping that it could make the whole Italian Chef thing work.

In this universe, the World Wars happened before tech could reach 1940s level due to occult (GP)ery. This robot was a living amphibious tank/golem for the Axis Powers.

When its flaming soul core was recovered by the US, they found that it took almost nothing to convince it to divulge secrets and betray its allies.

It loves Italy. It hates what Italy has become. And now, it has been disguised and set loose on a Nazi-occupied city in the US.

(This is all for a TTRPG I'm making.)

 Question. How and when did World War One start. 

 When Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated on June 27, 1914 (the war actually started a month later)

 Oh wait, never mind. I’m an idiot. This is for the TTRPG, isn’t it. I thought you were talking abt irl. Whoops!

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I was surprised that Wales—my Welsh team—failed to qualify for the World Cup after losing to Bosnia and Herzegovina. 

Guess they surprised us with the extra country

What do you expect. Yall suck. Like I ain’t even being mean the welsh national team is just bad. 

Fair, but did you really have to lead off with that? (after some quick research) We’re ranked within the top 17% of the world’s countries as well, so…we don’t really suck.

who do you support in the World Cup? Do you even care?

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Hiya Wes 

What’s good, Naner?

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 The unnamed defendant is a war machine from Italy that was really hoping that it could make the whole Italian Chef thing work.

In this universe, the World Wars happened before tech could reach 1940s level due to occult (GP)ery. This robot was a living amphibious tank/golem for the Axis Powers.

When its flaming soul core was recovered by the US, they found that it took almost nothing to convince it to divulge secrets and betray its allies.

It loves Italy. It hates what Italy has become. And now, it has been disguised and set loose on a Nazi-occupied city in the US.

(This is all for a TTRPG I'm making.)

 Question. How and when did World War One start. 

 I feel like no matter what I say here you're going to be snarky about it.

Basically, in this universe, the Black Hand summoned demons to kill the Archduke from afar, only to find out that demons are not untraceable. WW1 happened way earlier than it should have, and so at the point that the setting takes place we have WW1 carnage on WW2 scales. It's not our history, and it's not realistic, but it's not worth me spending a ton of time on.

The point is that we have crude, occult dieselpunk tech, demons, robots, bug monsters, and all sorts of insanity allowing the players to experience, wield, justify, and weaponize insanity.

Also, I wanted the players to be able to punch psuedo-Nazi occultists and have a resistance that they can build and inspire.

I guess I could just change all the names and say "it's totally not an alternate history" but I don't think I care about it that much.

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 The unnamed defendant is a war machine from Italy that was really hoping that it could make the whole Italian Chef thing work.

In this universe, the World Wars happened before tech could reach 1940s level due to occult (GP)ery. This robot was a living amphibious tank/golem for the Axis Powers.

When its flaming soul core was recovered by the US, they found that it took almost nothing to convince it to divulge secrets and betray its allies.

It loves Italy. It hates what Italy has become. And now, it has been disguised and set loose on a Nazi-occupied city in the US.

(This is all for a TTRPG I'm making.)

 Question. How and when did World War One start. 

 I feel like no matter what I say here you're going to be snarky about it.

Basically, in this universe, the Black Hand summoned demons to kill the Archduke from afar, only to find out that demons are not untraceable. WW1 happened way earlier than it should have, and so at the point that the setting takes place we have WW1 carnage on WW2 scales. It's not our history, and it's not realistic, but it's not worth me spending a ton of time on.

The point is that we have crude, occult dieselpunk tech, demons, robots, bug monsters, and all sorts of insanity allowing the players to experience, wield, justify, and weaponize insanity.

Also, I wanted the players to be able to punch psuedo-Nazi occultists and have a resistance that they can build and inspire.

I guess I could just change all the names and say "it's totally not an alternate history" but I don't think I care about it that much.

Baalz, where do you get these awesome ideas from? teach me the trade secrets

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 I feel like no matter what I say here you're going to be snarky about it.

Basically, in this universe, the Black Hand summoned demons to kill the Archduke from afar, only to find out that demons are not untraceable. WW1 happened way earlier than it should have, and so at the point that the setting takes place we have WW1 carnage on WW2 scales. It's not our history, and it's not realistic, but it's not worth me spending a ton of time on.

The point is that we have crude, occult dieselpunk tech, demons, robots, bug monsters, and all sorts of insanity allowing the players to experience, wield, justify, and weaponize insanity.

Also, I wanted the players to be able to punch psuedo-Nazi occultists and have a resistance that they can build and inspire.

I guess I could just change all the names and say "it's totally not an alternate history" but I don't think I care about it that much.

Baalz, where do you get these awesome ideas from? teach me the trade secrets

 Autism

I study a hyperfixation (it was actually smuggling and black markets, not WW2, that inspired this) then build a web of connections that vaguely make sense, add things that you personally think are cool, and optionally get a bunch of people you think are cool to help and encourage you.

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 I feel like no matter what I say here you're going to be snarky about it.

Basically, in this universe, the Black Hand summoned demons to kill the Archduke from afar, only to find out that demons are not untraceable. WW1 happened way earlier than it should have, and so at the point that the setting takes place we have WW1 carnage on WW2 scales. It's not our history, and it's not realistic, but it's not worth me spending a ton of time on.

The point is that we have crude, occult dieselpunk tech, demons, robots, bug monsters, and all sorts of insanity allowing the players to experience, wield, justify, and weaponize insanity.

Also, I wanted the players to be able to punch psuedo-Nazi occultists and have a resistance that they can build and inspire.

I guess I could just change all the names and say "it's totally not an alternate history" but I don't think I care about it that much.

Baalz, where do you get these awesome ideas from? teach me the trade secrets

 Autism

I study a hyperfixation (it was actually smuggling and black markets, not WW2, that inspired this) then build a web of connections that vaguely make sense, add things that you personally think are cool, and optionally get a bunch of people you think are cool to help and encourage you.

that seems cool

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Hiya Wes 

What’s good, Naner?

 Everything! Hugging whoever made azgaar’s fantasy map generator (my new obsession) and maybe gonna make a nation rp or a god rp v2 for a clean slate. 

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Hiya Wes 

What’s good, Naner?

 Everything! Hugging whoever made azgaar’s fantasy map generator (my new obsession) and maybe gonna make a nation rp or a god rp v2 for a clean slate. 

 What D’you like about Azgaar’s?

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Hiya Wes 

What’s good, Naner?

 Everything! Hugging whoever made azgaar’s fantasy map generator (my new obsession) and maybe gonna make a nation rp or a god rp v2 for a clean slate. 

Cool, haha.

Hi Wes!

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I was surprised that Wales—my Welsh team—failed to qualify for the World Cup after losing to Bosnia and Herzegovina. 

Guess they surprised us with the extra country

What do you expect. Yall suck. Like I ain’t even being mean the welsh national team is just bad. 

Fair, but did you really have to lead off with that? (after some quick research) We’re ranked within the top 17% of the world’s countries as well, so…we don’t really suck.

who do you support in the World Cup? Do you even care?

Top percent doesn’t show anything. What does show is results. You guys have only qualified for the WC twice. Once in the last World Cup (Where you got knocked out in the group stage) and once in 1958. By the way, this team has a total of zero significant wins. So yeah. Yall suck

I support Ghana, which is a team that actually manages to somewhat consistently qualify (Every World Cup since 2006, excluding 2018) 4 AFCON wins, 2 WA Nations Cups and a U-20 World Cup