Jaq is arranging small stones into the shape of music notes.
Phobos looks over, his voice louder and more confident “what are you doing?”
"Oh, just passing time. I wonder if Lolth will let us out of here for a 'mission' again. Or at least give us some books to read!"
“The mission was fun. I kind of enjoyed it. Why were you against it?”
"I didn't see why we should slaughter the innocent."
“And I don’t see why we shouldn’t have.”
"Because they're innocent! At least send us to slaughter some not-so-innocent!"
“Innocent not innocent don’t matter don’t care.”
"I do, though. So I refused to fight. Also, why would you fight for Lolth? I didn't even know Sh!t Golems existed until I saw her!"
“Because it’s fun and we crave blood.”
"Okay. I don't though. In fact, I'm vegetarian."
“I wasn’t talking about you I was talking about us.”
"Alright."
“You seem confused. I think. Are you confused?”
"...A bit. Can you explain?"
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Jaq is arranging small stones into the shape of music notes.
Phobos looks over, his voice louder and more confident “what are you doing?”
"Oh, just passing time. I wonder if Lolth will let us out of here for a 'mission' again. Or at least give us some books to read!"
“The mission was fun. I kind of enjoyed it. Why were you against it?”
"I didn't see why we should slaughter the innocent."
“And I don’t see why we shouldn’t have.”
"Because they're innocent! At least send us to slaughter some not-so-innocent!"
“Innocent not innocent don’t matter don’t care.”
"I do, though. So I refused to fight. Also, why would you fight for Lolth? I didn't even know Sh!t Golems existed until I saw her!"
“Because it’s fun and we crave blood.”
"Okay. I don't though. In fact, I'm vegetarian."
“I wasn’t talking about you I was talking about us.”
"Alright."
“You seem confused. I think. Are you confused?”
"...A bit. Can you explain?"
“I am Phobos.” He points to himself “You are jaq.” He points to you “He is him.” He points to his head “We are us.” He points to his head then to himself
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Jaq is arranging small stones into the shape of music notes.
Phobos looks over, his voice louder and more confident “what are you doing?”
"Oh, just passing time. I wonder if Lolth will let us out of here for a 'mission' again. Or at least give us some books to read!"
“The mission was fun. I kind of enjoyed it. Why were you against it?”
"I didn't see why we should slaughter the innocent."
“And I don’t see why we shouldn’t have.”
"Because they're innocent! At least send us to slaughter some not-so-innocent!"
“Innocent not innocent don’t matter don’t care.”
"I do, though. So I refused to fight. Also, why would you fight for Lolth? I didn't even know Sh!t Golems existed until I saw her!"
“Because it’s fun and we crave blood.”
"Okay. I don't though. In fact, I'm vegetarian."
“I wasn’t talking about you I was talking about us.”
"Alright."
“You seem confused. I think. Are you confused?”
"...A bit. Can you explain?"
“I am Phobos.” He points to himself “You are jaq.” He points to you “He is him.” He points to his head “We are us.” He points to his head then to himself
"That makes more sense."
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
"whats not to love?"
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
"whats not to love?"
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
Slick perks up “Your prison?!” He slams his body against the bars “Bagels!”
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
"whats not to love?"
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
Phobos stops laughing "Three isn't that many."
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
"whats not to love?"
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
Phobos stops laughing "Three isn't that many."
“Considering the general population has less than one, yes, it is.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
"whats not to love?"
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
Slick perks up “Your prison?!” He slams his body against the bars “Bagels!”
“What part of ‘prison’ do you not understand? Maybe if you pledged your loyalty to me for several lifetimes and followed through you would get bagels.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
"whats not to love?"
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
Slick perks up “Your prison?!” He slams his body against the bars “Bagels!”
“What part of ‘prison’ do you not understand? Maybe if you pledged your loyalty to me for several lifetimes and followed through you would get bagels.”
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
"whats not to love?"
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
Phobos stops laughing "Three isn't that many."
“Considering the general population has less than one, yes, it is.”
"Spider lady, three war crimes are not a lot of war crimes." He says this very adamantly
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
"whats not to love?"
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
Phobos stops laughing "Three isn't that many."
“Considering the general population has less than one, yes, it is.”
"Spider lady, three war crimes are not a lot of war crimes." He says this very adamantly
He now has one Hit Point and is Paralyzed
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
"whats not to love?"
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
Slick perks up “Your prison?!” He slams his body against the bars “Bagels!”
“What part of ‘prison’ do you not understand? Maybe if you pledged your loyalty to me for several lifetimes and followed through you would get bagels.”
Slick stops “Okay. Done.”
She throws him a jeweled amulet of a spider as a portal opens up in his cell. “Convert three people. You have 24 hours.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
"whats not to love?"
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
Phobos stops laughing "Three isn't that many."
“Considering the general population has less than one, yes, it is.”
"Spider lady, three war crimes are not a lot of war crimes." He says this very adamantly
He now has one Hit Point and is Paralyzed
"Oh yay. Can you finish the job now?"
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
"whats not to love?"
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
Phobos stops laughing "Three isn't that many."
“Considering the general population has less than one, yes, it is.”
"Spider lady, three war crimes are not a lot of war crimes." He says this very adamantly
He now has one Hit Point and is Paralyzed
"Oh yay. Can you finish the job now?"
“You’re already dead.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
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"...A bit. Can you explain?"
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
“I am Phobos.” He points to himself “You are jaq.” He points to you “He is him.” He points to his head “We are us.” He points to his head then to himself
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
"That makes more sense."
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"hello!"
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Phobos is writhing on the floor, laughing
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
"whats not to love?"
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Slick perks up “Your prison?!” He slams his body against the bars “Bagels!”
Phobos stops laughing "Three isn't that many."
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
“Considering the general population has less than one, yes, it is.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“What part of ‘prison’ do you not understand? Maybe if you pledged your loyalty to me for several lifetimes and followed through you would get bagels.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Slick stops “Okay. Done.”
"Spider lady, three war crimes are not a lot of war crimes." He says this very adamantly
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
He now has one Hit Point and is Paralyzed
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
She throws him a jeweled amulet of a spider as a portal opens up in his cell. “Convert three people. You have 24 hours.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Slick catches it and walks through the portal "Consider it done."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
"Oh yay. Can you finish the job now?"
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
“You’re already dead.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor