A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
"whats not to love?"
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
Phobos stops laughing "Three isn't that many."
“Considering the general population has less than one, yes, it is.”
"Spider lady, three war crimes are not a lot of war crimes." He says this very adamantly
He now has one Hit Point and is Paralyzed
"Oh yay. Can you finish the job now?"
“You’re already dead.”
"You can do it again."
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
"whats not to love?"
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
Phobos stops laughing "Three isn't that many."
“Considering the general population has less than one, yes, it is.”
"Spider lady, three war crimes are not a lot of war crimes." He says this very adamantly
He now has one Hit Point and is Paralyzed
"Oh yay. Can you finish the job now?"
“You’re already dead.”
"You can do it again."
She takes out a syringe and injects living spiders into his veins. He can feel them jostling about, biting the insides of his veins, doing all sorts of unimaginably painful damage.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
"whats not to love?"
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
Phobos stops laughing "Three isn't that many."
“Considering the general population has less than one, yes, it is.”
"Spider lady, three war crimes are not a lot of war crimes." He says this very adamantly
He now has one Hit Point and is Paralyzed
"Oh yay. Can you finish the job now?"
“You’re already dead.”
"You can do it again."
She takes out a syringe and injects living spiders into his veins. He can feel them jostling about, biting the insides of his veins, doing all sorts of unimaginably painful damage.
He writes on the ground for a little bit before transforming into a werewolf, clawing open his arms, somehow igniting his claws and shoving them into his veins, causing his very blood to boil
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
"whats not to love?"
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
Phobos stops laughing "Three isn't that many."
“Considering the general population has less than one, yes, it is.”
"Spider lady, three war crimes are not a lot of war crimes." He says this very adamantly
He now has one Hit Point and is Paralyzed
"Oh yay. Can you finish the job now?"
“You’re already dead.”
"You can do it again."
She takes out a syringe and injects living spiders into his veins. He can feel them jostling about, biting the insides of his veins, doing all sorts of unimaginably painful damage.
He writes on the ground for a little bit before transforming into a werewolf, clawing open his arms, somehow igniting his claws and shoving them into his veins, causing his very blood to boil
“My job here is done.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
"whats not to love?"
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
Phobos stops laughing "Three isn't that many."
“Considering the general population has less than one, yes, it is.”
"Spider lady, three war crimes are not a lot of war crimes." He says this very adamantly
He now has one Hit Point and is Paralyzed
"Oh yay. Can you finish the job now?"
“You’re already dead.”
"You can do it again."
She takes out a syringe and injects living spiders into his veins. He can feel them jostling about, biting the insides of his veins, doing all sorts of unimaginably painful damage.
He writes on the ground for a little bit before transforming into a werewolf, clawing open his arms, somehow igniting his claws and shoving them into his veins, causing his very blood to boil
“My job here is done.”
The beast gets up *he sounds like blue fangs from castlevania* "Torturer." He growls
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
"whats not to love?"
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
"HEY! I only killed ten of your priestesses, and twenty acolytes. I have committed no war crimes."
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"Why hello there, Lolth! Nice to see you around these parts!" Jaq says as they dip an exaggerated bow.
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"Why hello there, Lolth! Nice to see you around these parts!" Jaq says as they dip an exaggerated bow.
“Looks like someone didn’t learn their lesson last time.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"Why hello there, Lolth! Nice to see you around these parts!" Jaq says as they dip an exaggerated bow.
“Looks like someone didn’t learn their lesson last time.”
"Me? Learn a lesson? Why would I ever do such a thing?"
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"hello!"
“Why are you so cheerful here? It’s a demonic prison.”
"whats not to love?"
“Oh, silly me, I forgot all my prisons are full of insane people that have committed at least three war crimes.”
"HEY! I only killed ten of your priestesses, and twenty acolytes. I have committed no war crimes."
The drow warrior is practicing combat in his cell.
A large, blindfolded creature is being brought in- an Umber Hulk. It is put into a cell, with it's arms and legs chained to the wall to keep it from breaking out.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The drow warrior is practicing combat in his cell.
A large, blindfolded creature is being brought in- an Umber Hulk. It is put into a cell, with it's arms and legs chained to the wall to keep it from breaking out.
*timesplit*
Jaq watches the Umber Hulk curiously.
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
The drow warrior is practicing combat in his cell.
A large, blindfolded creature is being brought in- an Umber Hulk. It is put into a cell, with it's arms and legs chained to the wall to keep it from breaking out.
*timesplit*
Jaq watches the Umber Hulk curiously.
It tries to break it's chains, but fails. It also can't see anything, since the blindfold, yet it still seems to sense Jaq. It begins to click it's mandible's together in an attempt at communication.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"Why hello there, Lolth! Nice to see you around these parts!" Jaq says as they dip an exaggerated bow.
“Looks like someone didn’t learn their lesson last time.”
"Me? Learn a lesson? Why would I ever do such a thing?"
“Ah, bards. Your kind always amuse me.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
Izzy is astounded at Lolth's appearance. she finally speaks up, saying "Hey, I'm not crazy."
“Yes, you are.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
The beast is trying to chew off the bars of his cell
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
Izzy is astounded at Lolth's appearance. she finally speaks up, saying "Hey, I'm not crazy."
“Yes, you are.”
"Can I get out of here? All I did was take a skull. To be fair, it was a really nice skull. Please? Actually, you have a really nice skull too. I won't take it though. See how nice I am? Can I get out of here?" The skeleton continues to ramble.
A massive figure crawls through the halls. A gorgeous drow woman with eight arms, plate armor made of bloodstained bones, all sense of normalcy lost at her hips, where the rest of her body transforms into a monstrous spider, legs a dozen or more feet long, and mandibles that gnash with poison. There is no mistake. Lolth is visiting her prison.
"Why hello there, Lolth! Nice to see you around these parts!" Jaq says as they dip an exaggerated bow.
“Looks like someone didn’t learn their lesson last time.”
"Me? Learn a lesson? Why would I ever do such a thing?"
“Ah, bards. Your kind always amuse me.”
"I'm not sure if that's a compliment or an insult. You see, torturing prisoners also seems to amuse you, but that's not something we bards make a habit of doing."
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
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"You can do it again."
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
She takes out a syringe and injects living spiders into his veins. He can feel them jostling about, biting the insides of his veins, doing all sorts of unimaginably painful damage.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He writes on the ground for a little bit before transforming into a werewolf, clawing open his arms, somehow igniting his claws and shoving them into his veins, causing his very blood to boil
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
“My job here is done.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The beast gets up *he sounds like blue fangs from castlevania* "Torturer." He growls
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
“NO FUQING SH¡T!”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"HEY! I only killed ten of your priestesses, and twenty acolytes. I have committed no war crimes."
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
"Why hello there, Lolth! Nice to see you around these parts!" Jaq says as they dip an exaggerated bow.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
“Looks like someone didn’t learn their lesson last time.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Me? Learn a lesson? Why would I ever do such a thing?"
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
*sorry, haven't posted on here in a while*
The drow warrior is practicing combat in his cell.
A large, blindfolded creature is being brought in- an Umber Hulk. It is put into a cell, with it's arms and legs chained to the wall to keep it from breaking out.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*timesplit*
Jaq watches the Umber Hulk curiously.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
It tries to break it's chains, but fails. It also can't see anything, since the blindfold, yet it still seems to sense Jaq. It begins to click it's mandible's together in an attempt at communication.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Ah, bards. Your kind always amuse me.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Yes, you are.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The beast is trying to chew off the bars of his cell
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
"Can I get out of here? All I did was take a skull. To be fair, it was a really nice skull. Please? Actually, you have a really nice skull too. I won't take it though. See how nice I am? Can I get out of here?" The skeleton continues to ramble.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
"I'm not sure if that's a compliment or an insult. You see, torturing prisoners also seems to amuse you, but that's not something we bards make a habit of doing."
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax