A man stumbles into town, a yuan-ti dressed in a classic cowboy outfit-- hat, boots, everything. A rapier sits at one side of his belt, and a pistol at the other-- although the pistol seems to have some sort of magical quality to it. He looks like he's been trying to find his way through the storm, and has a few bruises.
Meanwhile, a tumbleweed also rolls in. Very inconspicuous.
*Boink*
The kobold, now highly disappointed with the service in this place turns to face the newcomer. He waves for him to sit, and holds up a slate that says:
The service here is terrible.
He then lowers the bandage again, coughing out sand, and then raises it again.
*Assuming you mean the yuan-ti*
He looks at the kobold. "I wouldn' know. Just got here."
Deadeye, who had only recently arrived back in the saloon, slides them a whiskey, free of charge "Sorry 'bout that, welcome to Draco as well."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
A man stumbles into town, a yuan-ti dressed in a classic cowboy outfit-- hat, boots, everything. A rapier sits at one side of his belt, and a pistol at the other-- although the pistol seems to have some sort of magical quality to it. He looks like he's been trying to find his way through the storm, and has a few bruises.
Meanwhile, a tumbleweed also rolls in. Very inconspicuous.
*Boink*
The kobold, now highly disappointed with the service in this place turns to face the newcomer. He waves for him to sit, and holds up a slate that says:
The service here is terrible.
He then lowers the bandage again, coughing out sand, and then raises it again.
*Assuming you mean the yuan-ti*
He looks at the kobold. "I wouldn' know. Just got here."
Deadeye, who had only recently arrived back in the saloon, slides them a whiskey, free of charge "Sorry 'bout that, welcome to Draco as well."
The kobold holds up another slate.
I heard of some... interesting things happening. Involving high quantities of water.
A man stumbles into town, a yuan-ti dressed in a classic cowboy outfit-- hat, boots, everything. A rapier sits at one side of his belt, and a pistol at the other-- although the pistol seems to have some sort of magical quality to it. He looks like he's been trying to find his way through the storm, and has a few bruises.
Meanwhile, a tumbleweed also rolls in. Very inconspicuous.
*Boink*
The kobold, now highly disappointed with the service in this place turns to face the newcomer. He waves for him to sit, and holds up a slate that says:
The service here is terrible.
He then lowers the bandage again, coughing out sand, and then raises it again.
*Assuming you mean the yuan-ti*
He looks at the kobold. "I wouldn' know. Just got here."
Deadeye, who had only recently arrived back in the saloon, slides them a whiskey, free of charge "Sorry 'bout that, welcome to Draco as well."
The kobold holds up another slate.
I heard of some... interesting things happening. Involving high quantities of water.
He taps his foot a few times, before chuckling “If yer lookin’ fer places with lots o’ water, you came to the wrong spot my friend.”
A man stumbles into town, a yuan-ti dressed in a classic cowboy outfit-- hat, boots, everything. A rapier sits at one side of his belt, and a pistol at the other-- although the pistol seems to have some sort of magical quality to it. He looks like he's been trying to find his way through the storm, and has a few bruises.
Meanwhile, a tumbleweed also rolls in. Very inconspicuous.
*Boink*
The kobold, now highly disappointed with the service in this place turns to face the newcomer. He waves for him to sit, and holds up a slate that says:
The service here is terrible.
He then lowers the bandage again, coughing out sand, and then raises it again.
*Assuming you mean the yuan-ti*
He looks at the kobold. "I wouldn' know. Just got here."
Deadeye, who had only recently arrived back in the saloon, slides them a whiskey, free of charge "Sorry 'bout that, welcome to Draco as well."
The kobold holds up another slate.
I heard of some... interesting things happening. Involving high quantities of water.
He taps his foot a few times, before chuckling “If yer lookin’ fer places with lots o’ water, you came to the wrong spot my friend.”
He erases the board again, then rewrites the message.
"Y'know, mr deadeye, I heard that there's gonna be some merchants blowin' into town."
He begins to make them some toast "There are, an' most of them ain't tryin' to steal nothin' this time."
"I hope they bring music! Music and cookies and pretty hats!"
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
A man stumbles into town, a yuan-ti dressed in a classic cowboy outfit-- hat, boots, everything. A rapier sits at one side of his belt, and a pistol at the other-- although the pistol seems to have some sort of magical quality to it. He looks like he's been trying to find his way through the storm, and has a few bruises.
Meanwhile, a tumbleweed also rolls in. Very inconspicuous.
*Boink*
The kobold, now highly disappointed with the service in this place turns to face the newcomer. He waves for him to sit, and holds up a slate that says:
The service here is terrible.
He then lowers the bandage again, coughing out sand, and then raises it again.
*Assuming you mean the yuan-ti*
He looks at the kobold. "I wouldn' know. Just got here."
Deadeye, who had only recently arrived back in the saloon, slides them a whiskey, free of charge "Sorry 'bout that, welcome to Draco as well."
The kobold holds up another slate.
I heard of some... interesting things happening. Involving high quantities of water.
He taps his foot a few times, before chuckling “If yer lookin’ fer places with lots o’ water, you came to the wrong spot my friend.”
He erases the board again, then rewrites the message.
Involving accumulating/acquiring water. For free.
He nods after tapping his foot a few more times “Ya tryin’ to be a thief are ya? I’m always welcomein’ new members.”
A man stumbles into town, a yuan-ti dressed in a classic cowboy outfit-- hat, boots, everything. A rapier sits at one side of his belt, and a pistol at the other-- although the pistol seems to have some sort of magical quality to it. He looks like he's been trying to find his way through the storm, and has a few bruises.
Meanwhile, a tumbleweed also rolls in. Very inconspicuous.
*Boink*
The kobold, now highly disappointed with the service in this place turns to face the newcomer. He waves for him to sit, and holds up a slate that says:
The service here is terrible.
He then lowers the bandage again, coughing out sand, and then raises it again.
*Assuming you mean the yuan-ti*
He looks at the kobold. "I wouldn' know. Just got here."
Deadeye, who had only recently arrived back in the saloon, slides them a whiskey, free of charge "Sorry 'bout that, welcome to Draco as well."
He nods. "Thankee kindly." He takes a sip. "Better then being stuck out in the storm, that's for sure. Thought I might be a goner for a second there."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A man stumbles into town, a yuan-ti dressed in a classic cowboy outfit-- hat, boots, everything. A rapier sits at one side of his belt, and a pistol at the other-- although the pistol seems to have some sort of magical quality to it. He looks like he's been trying to find his way through the storm, and has a few bruises.
Meanwhile, a tumbleweed also rolls in. Very inconspicuous.
*Boink*
The kobold, now highly disappointed with the service in this place turns to face the newcomer. He waves for him to sit, and holds up a slate that says:
The service here is terrible.
He then lowers the bandage again, coughing out sand, and then raises it again.
*Assuming you mean the yuan-ti*
He looks at the kobold. "I wouldn' know. Just got here."
Deadeye, who had only recently arrived back in the saloon, slides them a whiskey, free of charge "Sorry 'bout that, welcome to Draco as well."
He nods. "Thankee kindly." He takes a sip. "Better then being stuck out in the storm, that's for sure. Thought I might be a goner for a second there."
“Everyone does don’t they, I ain’t someone who would like to be stuck out there fer any ‘mount of time either.”
A man stumbles into town, a yuan-ti dressed in a classic cowboy outfit-- hat, boots, everything. A rapier sits at one side of his belt, and a pistol at the other-- although the pistol seems to have some sort of magical quality to it. He looks like he's been trying to find his way through the storm, and has a few bruises.
Meanwhile, a tumbleweed also rolls in. Very inconspicuous.
*Boink*
The kobold, now highly disappointed with the service in this place turns to face the newcomer. He waves for him to sit, and holds up a slate that says:
The service here is terrible.
He then lowers the bandage again, coughing out sand, and then raises it again.
*Assuming you mean the yuan-ti*
He looks at the kobold. "I wouldn' know. Just got here."
Deadeye, who had only recently arrived back in the saloon, slides them a whiskey, free of charge "Sorry 'bout that, welcome to Draco as well."
The kobold holds up another slate.
I heard of some... interesting things happening. Involving high quantities of water.
He taps his foot a few times, before chuckling “If yer lookin’ fer places with lots o’ water, you came to the wrong spot my friend.”
He erases the board again, then rewrites the message.
Involving accumulating/acquiring water. For free.
He nods after tapping his foot a few more times “Ya tryin’ to be a thief are ya? I’m always welcomein’ new members.”
The kobold shakes his head, then rewrites the message.
I'm not one with much talent in stealth. However, I can work as muscle/a distraction. Also, I can boost morale of others.
He flexes his muscle, revealing a shockingly well defined bicep for someone so small.
The kobold shakes his head, then rewrites the message.
I'm not one with much talent in stealth. However, I can work as muscle/a distraction. Also, I can boost morale of others.
He flexes his muscle, revealing a shockingly well defined bicep for someone so small.
He taps his foot again before nodding "Them some strong arms ya got there, I was lookin' fer some muscle outside o' myself, thank ya kindly."
The kobold bows.
I'm glad to be a part of this. When do these heists happen, anyways? And how exactly do they work?
He shrugs, lowering his sunglasses, to reveal blind eyes "That is somethin' we'll have to figure out when we get there. Can't ya speak? It's hard readin' that sign when ya blind."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
The kobold shakes his head, then rewrites the message.
I'm not one with much talent in stealth. However, I can work as muscle/a distraction. Also, I can boost morale of others.
He flexes his muscle, revealing a shockingly well defined bicep for someone so small.
He taps his foot again before nodding "Them some strong arms ya got there, I was lookin' fer some muscle outside o' myself, thank ya kindly."
The kobold bows.
I'm glad to be a part of this. When do these heists happen, anyways? And how exactly do they work?
He shrugs, lowering his sunglasses, to reveal blind eyes "That is somethin' we'll have to figure out when we get there. Can't ya speak? It's hard readin' that sign when ya blind."
The kobold, shocked to find that Deadeye was blind, quickly recovers.
No, I...
He pulls down the bandage, revealing a wrecked ruin of a face. He opens his mouth and reveals a lump where his tongue should be.
He decide to try signing a message. He gesticulates quickly: Can you understand KSL? (Kobold Sign Language)
<Yeah, I actually just realized he was blind. Not sure how that works, with the sign and all.>
The kobold, shocked to find that Deadeye was blind, quickly recovers.
No, I...
He pulls down the bandage, revealing a wrecked ruin of a face. He opens his mouth and reveals a lump where his tongue should be.
He decide to try signing a message. He gesticulates quickly: Can you understand KSL?
<Yeah, I actually just realized he was blind. Not sure how that works, with the sign and all.>
*He basically uses echolocation every time he taps something, so he could sense it.*
He taps his foot twice again, his spur spinning before nodding "I got ya, I ain't notice what happened to ya tongue before. An' I know most sign languages, but you'll have to do it slow, harder to see when its fast."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*Super precise echolocation. It could be that the sound waves bounce off the slightly raised surface of written letters differently, allowing him to hear what was written. Or it could be that he can guess what letter was written based on how long the sound of writing is. For example, J’s sounds different from A’s. Or it could be magic*
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
*Super precise echolocation. It could be that the sound waves bounce off the slightly raised surface of written letters differently, allowing him to hear what was written. Or it could be that he can guess what letter was written based on how long the sound of writing is. For example, J’s sounds different from A’s. Or it could be magic*
The kobold, shocked to find that Deadeye was blind, quickly recovers.
No, I...
He pulls down the bandage, revealing a wrecked ruin of a face. He opens his mouth and reveals a lump where his tongue should be.
He decide to try signing a message. He gesticulates quickly: Can you understand KSL?
<Yeah, I actually just realized he was blind. Not sure how that works, with the sign and all.>
*He basically uses echolocation every time he taps something, so he could sense it.*
He taps his foot twice again, his spur spinning before nodding "I got ya, I ain't notice what happened to ya tongue before. An' I know most sign languages, but you'll have to do it slow, harder to see when its fast."
The kobold nods.
My name's U-T-R-A. How about you? Dead Eye, right?
*Super precise echolocation. It could be that the sound waves bounce off the slightly raised surface of written letters differently, allowing him to hear what was written. Or it could be that he can guess what letter was written based on how long the sound of writing is. For example, J’s sounds different from A’s. Or it could be magic*
*A mix of Super Precise echolocation and magic, the spurs amplify the sound so he can basically see through what the sound waves deflect off of, Himy had it right the first time. That's how he can walk around without bumping into anything, no matter the place. And how he knows what people look like. It's very convenient.*
The kobold, shocked to find that Deadeye was blind, quickly recovers.
No, I...
He pulls down the bandage, revealing a wrecked ruin of a face. He opens his mouth and reveals a lump where his tongue should be.
He decide to try signing a message. He gesticulates quickly: Can you understand KSL?
<Yeah, I actually just realized he was blind. Not sure how that works, with the sign and all.>
*He basically uses echolocation every time he taps something, so he could sense it.*
He taps his foot twice again, his spur spinning before nodding "I got ya, I ain't notice what happened to ya tongue before. An' I know most sign languages, but you'll have to do it slow, harder to see when its fast."
The kobold nods.
My name's U-T-R-A. How about you? Dead Eye, right?
He does what he always does before nodding again "Utra? Interestin' name, I'm Deadeye, whether fer my shootin' skill er my blindness I'll never know."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Deadeye, who had only recently arrived back in the saloon, slides them a whiskey, free of charge "Sorry 'bout that, welcome to Draco as well."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
The kobold holds up another slate.
I heard of some... interesting things happening. Involving high quantities of water.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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He taps his foot a few times, before chuckling “If yer lookin’ fer places with lots o’ water, you came to the wrong spot my friend.”
He erases the board again, then rewrites the message.
Involving accumulating/acquiring water. For free.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
"I hope they bring music! Music and cookies and pretty hats!"
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
He smiles, handing them some perfectly toasted toast “I hope thing bring all those things too, fer yall.”
He nods after tapping his foot a few more times “Ya tryin’ to be a thief are ya? I’m always welcomein’ new members.”
He nods. "Thankee kindly." He takes a sip. "Better then being stuck out in the storm, that's for sure. Thought I might be a goner for a second there."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Everyone does don’t they, I ain’t someone who would like to be stuck out there fer any ‘mount of time either.”
The kobold shakes his head, then rewrites the message.
I'm not one with much talent in stealth. However, I can work as muscle/a distraction. Also, I can boost morale of others.
He flexes his muscle, revealing a shockingly well defined bicep for someone so small.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
He taps his foot again before nodding "Them some strong arms ya got there, I was lookin' fer some muscle outside o' myself, thank ya kindly."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
The kobold bows.
I'm glad to be a part of this. When do these heists happen, anyways? And how exactly do they work?
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
He shrugs, lowering his sunglasses, to reveal blind eyes "That is somethin' we'll have to figure out when we get there. Can't ya speak? It's hard readin' that sign when ya blind."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
The kobold, shocked to find that Deadeye was blind, quickly recovers.
No, I...
He pulls down the bandage, revealing a wrecked ruin of a face. He opens his mouth and reveals a lump where his tongue should be.
He decide to try signing a message. He gesticulates quickly: Can you understand KSL? (Kobold Sign Language)
<Yeah, I actually just realized he was blind. Not sure how that works, with the sign and all.>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
*He basically uses echolocation every time he taps something, so he could sense it.*
He taps his foot twice again, his spur spinning before nodding "I got ya, I ain't notice what happened to ya tongue before. An' I know most sign languages, but you'll have to do it slow, harder to see when its fast."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Super precise echolocation. It could be that the sound waves bounce off the slightly raised surface of written letters differently, allowing him to hear what was written. Or it could be that he can guess what letter was written based on how long the sound of writing is. For example, J’s sounds different from A’s. Or it could be magic*
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
<My thoughts precisely. This guys inhuman(oid).>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
The kobold nods.
My name's U-T-R-A. How about you? Dead Eye, right?
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
*A mix of Super Precise echolocation and magic, the spurs amplify the sound so he can basically see through what the sound waves deflect off of, Himy had it right the first time. That's how he can walk around without bumping into anything, no matter the place. And how he knows what people look like. It's very convenient.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
He does what he always does before nodding again "Utra? Interestin' name, I'm Deadeye, whether fer my shootin' skill er my blindness I'll never know."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)