"Are you certain? The last time I was in a kitchen, over 100 people died from poisoning across my nation. I don't even know how it happened, which is a statement of my incompetence. I can make it taste good and last nearly forever, but if it isn't safe it isn't worth putting me at the wheel. I'll experiment on my own rations for now, and if I can guarantee it safe, I'll take you up on your offer."
He nods "That'll do, if ya can make decent food fer yerself without doin' you can make that same food fer everybody."
"Alright. If you find any chemicals while you're out robbing, try and nab me some. I mean pure stuff, not cleaning supplies. MSG, salt, vinegar, sugar, whatever you can get."
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May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Are you certain? The last time I was in a kitchen, over 100 people died from poisoning across my nation. I don't even know how it happened, which is a statement of my incompetence. I can make it taste good and last nearly forever, but if it isn't safe it isn't worth putting me at the wheel. I'll experiment on my own rations for now, and if I can guarantee it safe, I'll take you up on your offer."
He nods "That'll do, if ya can make decent food fer yerself without doin' you can make that same food fer everybody."
"Alright. If you find any chemicals while you're out robbing, try and nab me some. I mean pure stuff, not cleaning supplies. MSG, salt, vinegar, sugar, whatever you can get."
"We got salt here ya know? Some guy who sold us the fish eggs, use it fer keepin' the meat we're lucky enough to find from spoilin' too quick. I'll keep it in mind though, an' keep an eye out." He chuckles at his own joke.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"But for now, I nabbed some trinkets!" he empties his pockets, spilling ten buttons, seventeen bottlecaps, a pair of pocket scissors, a kaleidoscope, and a little toy train onto the floor
All the orphans pick things up, like Six button Billy becoming Seven button Billy. Sparrow, who is kinda the leader of the group, takes the scissors "Wow, tell us 'bout the heist when ya get back."
"Of course! I'll bring ya back tales and trinkets galore!" the scissors are made to look like a bird
They all silently cheer as not to get caught before going back to all their things, Sparrow carefully taking out his splinters.
"Y'know, you can use the scissors to get them out" *i learned this real-world trick at summer camp*
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
Barbeau is tinkering with a short mechanical tower at the edge of town. His tools are arranged carefully on the ground around him, along with pipes and plates for the tower.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Barbeau is tinkering with a short mechanical tower at the edge of town. His tools are arranged carefully on the ground around him, along with pipes and plates for the tower.
A small harengon creeps up soundlessly and tries to pinch a little screwdriver. (sleight of hand 12)
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
Barbeau is tinkering with a short mechanical tower at the edge of town. His tools are arranged carefully on the ground around him, along with pipes and plates for the tower.
A small harengon creeps up soundlessly and tries to pinch a little screwdriver. (sleight of hand 22)
The screwdriver is so cold that it immediately and painfully freezes to their paw.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Barbeau is tinkering with a short mechanical tower at the edge of town. His tools are arranged carefully on the ground around him, along with pipes and plates for the tower.
A small harengon creeps up soundlessly and tries to pinch a little screwdriver. (sleight of hand 22)
The screwdriver is so cold that it immediately and painfully freezes to their paw.
He covers his mouth to keep him from yelping and sticks the screwdriver in his pocket
"But for now, I nabbed some trinkets!" he empties his pockets, spilling ten buttons, seventeen bottlecaps, a pair of pocket scissors, a kaleidoscope, and a little toy train onto the floor
All the orphans pick things up, like Six button Billy becoming Seven button Billy. Sparrow, who is kinda the leader of the group, takes the scissors "Wow, tell us 'bout the heist when ya get back."
"Of course! I'll bring ya back tales and trinkets galore!" the scissors are made to look like a bird
They all silently cheer as not to get caught before going back to all their things, Sparrow carefully taking out his splinters.
"Y'know, you can use the scissors to get them out" *i learned this real-world trick at summer camp*
*Wow, that's interesting.*
He nods, using the scissors exactly how they would expect.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
The screwdriver is so cold that it immediately and painfully freezes to their paw.
He covers his mouth to keep him from yelping and sticks the screwdriver in his pocket
A white-gloved hand suddenly grabs his. (Blindsight 10ft) Barbeau turns his head slowly, revealing his pale blue eyes. "I. Need. That." His grip is crushing and even colder than the screwdriver was. "And you need me to have that if you enjoy water."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The screwdriver is so cold that it immediately and painfully freezes to their paw.
He covers his mouth to keep him from yelping and sticks the screwdriver in his pocket
A white-gloved hand suddenly grabs his. (Blindsight 10ft) Barbeau turns his head slowly, revealing his pale blue eyes. "I. Need. That." His grip is crushing and even colder than the screwdriver was. "And you need me to have that if you enjoy water."
He holds the screwdriver out and whimpers “I’m sorry sir, don’t hurt me”
A white-gloved hand suddenly grabs his. (Blindsight 10ft) Barbeau turns his head slowly, revealing his pale blue eyes. "I. Need. That." His grip is crushing and even colder than the screwdriver was. "And you need me to have that if you enjoy water."
He holds the screwdriver out and whimpers “I’m sorry sir, don’t hurt me”
He gently takes it, and lets go of the harengon. "My work is important. I don't want anybody hurt." he turns back to his machine. "This is a vapor condenser. It turns the water in the air into something we can drink. Cools it. How would you like a nice, tall glass of cool, refreshing water?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A white-gloved hand suddenly grabs his. (Blindsight 10ft) Barbeau turns his head slowly, revealing his pale blue eyes. "I. Need. That." His grip is crushing and even colder than the screwdriver was. "And you need me to have that if you enjoy water."
He holds the screwdriver out and whimpers “I’m sorry sir, don’t hurt me”
He gently takes it, and lets go of the harengon. "My work is important. I don't want anybody hurt." he turns back to his machine. "This is a vapor condenser. It turns the water in the air into something we can drink. Cools it. How would you like a nice, tall glass of cool, refreshing water?"
“I think my friends might like it more. I’m a desert hare, sir. I can survive by eating brush”
He gently takes it, and lets go of the harengon. "My work is important. I don't want anybody hurt." he turns back to his machine. "This is a vapor condenser. It turns the water in the air into something we can drink. Cools it. How would you like a nice, tall glass of cool, refreshing water?"
“I think my friends might like it more. I’m a desert hare, sir. I can survive by eating brush”
"Surviving should be the baseline. You need to be able to enjoy life. Convenience is what I offer." He turns a bolt. "Ease. Time to enjoy things instead of struggling every second."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Kath, who as of now was laying in a chair sleeping, wakes up. He heads over to the bar, leaning on the counter. He calls back into the kitchen, "Y'all serve food here?"
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Kath, who as of now was laying in a chair sleeping, wakes up. He heads over to the bar, leaning on the counter. He calls back into the kitchen, "Y'all serve food here?"
Deadeye is cooking some toast because that all he can manage without burning “We ain’t got a cook, if ya want somethin’ worth eatin’ this toast ain’t gonna taste very long.”
He gently takes it, and lets go of the harengon. "My work is important. I don't want anybody hurt." he turns back to his machine. "This is a vapor condenser. It turns the water in the air into something we can drink. Cools it. How would you like a nice, tall glass of cool, refreshing water?"
“I think my friends might like it more. I’m a desert hare, sir. I can survive by eating brush”
"Surviving should be the baseline. You need to be able to enjoy life. Convenience is what I offer." He turns a bolt. "Ease. Time to enjoy things instead of struggling every second."
"Surviving should be the baseline. You need to be able to enjoy life. Convenience is what I offer." He turns a bolt. "Ease. Time to enjoy things instead of struggling every second."
“I’d like some water, I guess”
"You'll have to wait. And not steal from me."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Surviving should be the baseline. You need to be able to enjoy life. Convenience is what I offer." He turns a bolt. "Ease. Time to enjoy things instead of struggling every second."
“I’d like some water, I guess”
"You'll have to wait. And not steal from me."
“Yeah, I can wait.”
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"Alright. If you find any chemicals while you're out robbing, try and nab me some. I mean pure stuff, not cleaning supplies. MSG, salt, vinegar, sugar, whatever you can get."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Clay is taking a look around town, whistling to himself
"We got salt here ya know? Some guy who sold us the fish eggs, use it fer keepin' the meat we're lucky enough to find from spoilin' too quick. I'll keep it in mind though, an' keep an eye out." He chuckles at his own joke.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Y'know, you can use the scissors to get them out"
*i learned this real-world trick at summer camp*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
Barbeau is tinkering with a short mechanical tower at the edge of town. His tools are arranged carefully on the ground around him, along with pipes and plates for the tower.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A small harengon creeps up soundlessly and tries to pinch a little screwdriver. (sleight of hand 12)
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
The screwdriver is so cold that it immediately and painfully freezes to their paw.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He covers his mouth to keep him from yelping and sticks the screwdriver in his pocket
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*Wow, that's interesting.*
He nods, using the scissors exactly how they would expect.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
A white-gloved hand suddenly grabs his. (Blindsight 10ft) Barbeau turns his head slowly, revealing his pale blue eyes. "I. Need. That." His grip is crushing and even colder than the screwdriver was. "And you need me to have that if you enjoy water."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He holds the screwdriver out and whimpers “I’m sorry sir, don’t hurt me”
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Utra strolls around, practicing thrusts with his lances.
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He gently takes it, and lets go of the harengon. "My work is important. I don't want anybody hurt." he turns back to his machine. "This is a vapor condenser. It turns the water in the air into something we can drink. Cools it. How would you like a nice, tall glass of cool, refreshing water?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“I think my friends might like it more. I’m a desert hare, sir. I can survive by eating brush”
Frydoodle's second account
"Surviving should be the baseline. You need to be able to enjoy life. Convenience is what I offer." He turns a bolt. "Ease. Time to enjoy things instead of struggling every second."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Deadeye is cooking some toast because that all he can manage without burning “We ain’t got a cook, if ya want somethin’ worth eatin’ this toast ain’t gonna taste very long.”
“I’d like some water, I guess”
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"You'll have to wait. And not steal from me."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Yeah, I can wait.”
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