Kobolds With Cannons

oh I'm back now

Krawford is looking for someone willing to listen to their rants about how homing missiles should not be set ablaze

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*Trebuchet!*

A young yet crafty kobold with bright red scales fiery orange eyes walks into the hall. He wears patchwork studded leather armor and is carrying a shield made out of scrap metal. He has a revolver and a few gadgets connected to a thick utility belt around his waist, and sling over his back is a large backpack filled with various materials. 

"Kipu Shrapel, reporting for service!" The little dragonkin shouts out.

The general addresses him. 

"Welcome, cadet. Good to have you here. As you surely know, this fight with the Goblins is very important. You're prepared to do what needs to be done?"

<Specialist or Private?>

 "Specialist sir, I'm sure my engineering skills will come in handy." *He is an artificer.*

 <Got it>

"Ah, good to know. I trust you know how to use to that revolver? It will come in handy."

<Also, real quick, could you guys post if you're a Private or Specialist? Just for the list.>

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*Trebuchet!*

A young yet crafty kobold with bright red scales fiery orange eyes walks into the hall. He wears patchwork studded leather armor and is carrying a shield made out of scrap metal. He has a revolver and a few gadgets connected to a thick utility belt around his waist, and sling over his back is a large backpack filled with various materials. 

"Kipu Shrapel, reporting for service!" The little dragonkin shouts out.

The general addresses him. 

"Welcome, cadet. Good to have you here. As you surely know, this fight with the Goblins is very important. You're prepared to do what needs to be done?"

<Specialist or Private?>

 "Specialist sir, I'm sure my engineering skills will come in handy." *He is an artificer.*

 <Got it>

"Ah, good to know. I trust you know how to use to that revolver? It will come in handy."

 "Of course, I built it myself even." Kipu says proudly. "I hope to improve it over time"

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<Also, real quick, could you guys post if you're a Private or Specialist? Just for the list.>

 *specialist- mainly makes weaponry that only works for myself*

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<Also, real quick, could you guys post if you're a Private or Specialist? Just for the list.>

*prob a specialist? She's a bard with a lot of draconic ancestry abilities*

*Tarrasques with Trebuchets.*

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*Tarrasques with Trebuchets.*

 *how dare you >:(*

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*Tarrasques with Trebuchets.*

 *how dare you >:(*

 *How dare I? How dare thee!*

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*Tarrasques with Trebuchets.*

 *how dare you >:(*

 *How dare I? How dare thee!*

 *I can't afford a trebuchet >:(*

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*Tarrasques with Trebuchets.*

<Fairies with Flamethrowers. Goblins with Gatlings. Gnomes with Nukes. Dwarves with Dynamite. Halflings with Handguns. Just some other possible names I had been thinking of for this thread.>

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*Tarrasques with Trebuchets.*

<Fairies with Flamethrowers. Goblins with Gatlings. Gnomes with Nukes. Dwarves with Dynamite. Halflings with Handguns. Just some other possible names I had been thinking of for this thread.>

 *I just love all of those,  even ones that make less sense, like Some guy with a French fry. It’s so stupid.+

The young kobold is wandering around aimlessly, seemingly unsure of what to do. 

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*Trebuchet!*

A young yet crafty kobold with bright red scales fiery orange eyes walks into the hall. He wears patchwork studded leather armor and is carrying a shield made out of scrap metal. He has a revolver and a few gadgets connected to a thick utility belt around his waist, and sling over his back is a large backpack filled with various materials. 

"Kipu Shrapel, reporting for service!" The little dragonkin shouts out.

The general addresses him. 

"Welcome, cadet. Good to have you here. As you surely know, this fight with the Goblins is very important. You're prepared to do what needs to be done?"

<Specialist or Private?>

 "Specialist sir, I'm sure my engineering skills will come in handy." *He is an artificer.*

 <Got it>

"Ah, good to know. I trust you know how to use to that revolver? It will come in handy."

 "Of course, I built it myself even." Kipu says proudly. "I hope to improve it over time"

 "Impressive. You will be a valuable asset to our ranks. I can not wait to see what you become, in time. Say, why do you have so much spare scrap? Doesn't that slow you down?"

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*Trebuchet!*

A young yet crafty kobold with bright red scales fiery orange eyes walks into the hall. He wears patchwork studded leather armor and is carrying a shield made out of scrap metal. He has a revolver and a few gadgets connected to a thick utility belt around his waist, and sling over his back is a large backpack filled with various materials. 

"Kipu Shrapel, reporting for service!" The little dragonkin shouts out.

The general addresses him. 

"Welcome, cadet. Good to have you here. As you surely know, this fight with the Goblins is very important. You're prepared to do what needs to be done?"

<Specialist or Private?>

 "Specialist sir, I'm sure my engineering skills will come in handy." *He is an artificer.*

 <Got it>

"Ah, good to know. I trust you know how to use to that revolver? It will come in handy."

 "Of course, I built it myself even." Kipu says proudly. "I hope to improve it over time"

 "Impressive. You will be a valuable asset to our ranks. I can not wait to see what you become, in time. Say, why do you have so much spare scrap? Doesn't that slow you down?"

 "Nah, I'm stronger then I look. As for having all this scrap, my tinkering tends to need quite bit of it and I figured better to bring my own then use up your resources when they are needed. At least until my efficiency improves." Kipu replies.

*It will be for creating which ever mechanical contraption he gets from his 3rd level subclass,be it a cannon, a mech suit, or a robot companion which will need a lot of materials after all*

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The young kobold is wandering around aimlessly, seemingly unsure of what to do. 

The copper-green musician walks to him. "Are you new here, too?"

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The young kobold is wandering around aimlessly, seemingly unsure of what to do. 

 Krawford approaches

"Hello! you again!" 

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*Trebuchet!*

A young yet crafty kobold with bright red scales fiery orange eyes walks into the hall. He wears patchwork studded leather armor and is carrying a shield made out of scrap metal. He has a revolver and a few gadgets connected to a thick utility belt around his waist, and sling over his back is a large backpack filled with various materials. 

"Kipu Shrapel, reporting for service!" The little dragonkin shouts out.

The general addresses him. 

"Welcome, cadet. Good to have you here. As you surely know, this fight with the Goblins is very important. You're prepared to do what needs to be done?"

<Specialist or Private?>

 "Specialist sir, I'm sure my engineering skills will come in handy." *He is an artificer.*

 <Got it>

"Ah, good to know. I trust you know how to use to that revolver? It will come in handy."

 "Of course, I built it myself even." Kipu says proudly. "I hope to improve it over time"

 "Impressive. You will be a valuable asset to our ranks. I can not wait to see what you become, in time. Say, why do you have so much spare scrap? Doesn't that slow you down?"

 "Nah, I'm stronger then I look. As for having all this scrap, my tinkering tends to need quite bit of it and I figured better to bring my own then use up your resources when they are needed. At least until my efficiency improves." Kipu replies.

*It will be for creating which ever mechanical contraption he gets from his 3rd level subclass,be it a cannon, a mech suit, or a robot companion which will need a lot of materials after all*

 <Coolio. Luckily for you, artificers fit perfectly in this setting. All their subclasses are war-based.>

"Good to know. Well, I must depart. Much to do, because, after all, I am a very busy kobold."

He tips his general hat at Kipu and walks off, saying "Maybe familiarize yourself with the other kobolds in the meantime. You'll be spending who knows how much time together."

*Cut with Platy*

"Yes Sir!" Kipu salutes before he goes off to meet any other recruits around.