*also I didn't realize how much sway I have among other people in this thread lol*
*never underestimate how mutch people enjoy being evil*
<Yes! You guys are being evil! Aggrotropica was a perfectly respectable settlement until I said that I had grown to a Metropolis! Now I'm getting ganged up on!>
>:[
*To be fair, you are the furthest ahead and presumably the richest target. Monasteries got pillaged by Vikings because they were full of loot, not because they had a bone to pick with the Christian Church.*
... Oh. Oh yes. Platy is definitely the richest target. Just ignore how my lower class is above opulent. No, ignore that.
*your still getting raided gonzalo your imminent doom has just been delayed*
*What if I join the fight against platy? I just recruited again, and I have four troops and 32 MP...*
*I will fight you anyways why do you even try reasoning with me you know it won't work?*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*also I didn't realize how much sway I have among other people in this thread lol*
*never underestimate how mutch people enjoy being evil*
<Yes! You guys are being evil! Aggrotropica was a perfectly respectable settlement until I said that I had grown to a Metropolis! Now I'm getting ganged up on!>
>:[
*To be fair, you are the furthest ahead and presumably the richest target. Monasteries got pillaged by Vikings because they were full of loot, not because they had a bone to pick with the Christian Church.*
... Oh. Oh yes. Platy is definitely the richest target. Just ignore how my lower class is above opulent. No, ignore that.
*your still getting raided gonzalo your imminent doom has just been delayed*
*What if I join the fight against platy? I just recruited again, and I have four troops and 32 MP...*
*I will fight you anyways why do you even try reasoning with me you know it won't work?*
*But are your soldiers waterproof?! No. Dats what I thought.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*also I didn't realize how much sway I have among other people in this thread lol*
*never underestimate how mutch people enjoy being evil*
<Yes! You guys are being evil! Aggrotropica was a perfectly respectable settlement until I said that I had grown to a Metropolis! Now I'm getting ganged up on!>
>:[
*To be fair, you are the furthest ahead and presumably the richest target. Monasteries got pillaged by Vikings because they were full of loot, not because they had a bone to pick with the Christian Church.*
... Oh. Oh yes. Platy is definitely the richest target. Just ignore how my lower class is above opulent. No, ignore that.
*your still getting raided gonzalo your imminent doom has just been delayed*
*What if I join the fight against platy? I just recruited again, and I have four troops and 32 MP...*
*I will fight you anyways why do you even try reasoning with me you know it won't work?*
*But are your soldiers waterproof?! No. Dats what I thought.*
*that's what my tactical nukes are for*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
Arriving at the royal court alongside four guards in bronze-and-silver armor, whom remain outside the palace, is the Grand Architect Jeeves- A small, completely smooth bronze orb only the size of an orange, which inexplicably levitates about four feet off the ground as they drift around. They walk through the crowd of castle staff, greeting and thanking all of them with a voice that absolutely radiates warmth and kindness- in fact, even those who have never met them before feel an odd sense of comfort just by being near them. While they're absolutely content to strike up friendly conversation with anyone they meet, they are also keeping a nonexistent eye out for other major powers to befriend.
A mefolk enters the room, wearing a brilliant blue, purple and silver robe, the edges of the fabric ave golden tassles weaved into them. Ontop his brow, is a shining crown of jewels and gold. This must be Triton Tempestus himself, ruler of Aquagloria. He looks through the crowd, and begins handing out gems and other precous metals like candy. He works his way through the crowd, before spotting the Grand Architect Jeeves. He walks up to the orb, and says in a brittish accent, full of playful humor, "Ah! You must be the Grand Architect Jeeves himself! Theirself? I'm not to sure on the pronouns of automatons and other such. Ah, but no matter!" Triton pats Jeeves on the back (Can a sphere even have a back?) "I hear you are an Architect, no? It's right there in the name! Well, we Merfolk are eager to learn the new ways of architecture! We have been in a slumber for many millenia! So have you, have you not?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*also I didn't realize how much sway I have among other people in this thread lol*
*never underestimate how mutch people enjoy being evil*
<Yes! You guys are being evil! Aggrotropica was a perfectly respectable settlement until I said that I had grown to a Metropolis! Now I'm getting ganged up on!>
>:[
*To be fair, you are the furthest ahead and presumably the richest target. Monasteries got pillaged by Vikings because they were full of loot, not because they had a bone to pick with the Christian Church.*
... Oh. Oh yes. Platy is definitely the richest target. Just ignore how my lower class is above opulent. No, ignore that.
*your still getting raided gonzalo your imminent doom has just been delayed*
*What if I join the fight against platy? I just recruited again, and I have four troops and 32 MP...*
*I will fight you anyways why do you even try reasoning with me you know it won't work?*
*But are your soldiers waterproof?! No. Dats what I thought.*
<Gonzo! A fellow target of the Wind Alliance or whatever they're calling themself! Wanna join? I've got 48 MP and a bunch of troops!>
*also I didn't realize how much sway I have among other people in this thread lol*
*never underestimate how mutch people enjoy being evil*
<Yes! You guys are being evil! Aggrotropica was a perfectly respectable settlement until I said that I had grown to a Metropolis! Now I'm getting ganged up on!>
>:[
*To be fair, you are the furthest ahead and presumably the richest target. Monasteries got pillaged by Vikings because they were full of loot, not because they had a bone to pick with the Christian Church.*
... Oh. Oh yes. Platy is definitely the richest target. Just ignore how my lower class is above opulent. No, ignore that.
*your still getting raided gonzalo your imminent doom has just been delayed*
*What if I join the fight against platy? I just recruited again, and I have four troops and 32 MP...*
*I will fight you anyways why do you even try reasoning with me you know it won't work?*
*But are your soldiers waterproof?! No. Dats what I thought.*
<Gonzo! A fellow target of the Wind Alliance or whatever they're calling themself! Wanna join? I've got 48 MP and a bunch of troops!>
*Ah. Poor, poor, platy. You and I may be alike in some ways, but whilst you ignored the maximum of two of each type of building, I did what is called a 'Pro Gamer Move' and got my obscene wealth through completely legal reasons. So, no. I will not.*
*Also, I only mingle with other rich people, other ocean people, other artsy people, or other anchient people.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*also I didn't realize how much sway I have among other people in this thread lol*
*never underestimate how mutch people enjoy being evil*
<Yes! You guys are being evil! Aggrotropica was a perfectly respectable settlement until I said that I had grown to a Metropolis! Now I'm getting ganged up on!>
>:[
*To be fair, you are the furthest ahead and presumably the richest target. Monasteries got pillaged by Vikings because they were full of loot, not because they had a bone to pick with the Christian Church.*
... Oh. Oh yes. Platy is definitely the richest target. Just ignore how my lower class is above opulent. No, ignore that.
*your still getting raided gonzalo your imminent doom has just been delayed*
*What if I join the fight against platy? I just recruited again, and I have four troops and 32 MP...*
*I will fight you anyways why do you even try reasoning with me you know it won't work?*
*But are your soldiers waterproof?! No. Dats what I thought.*
<Gonzo! A fellow target of the Wind Alliance or whatever they're calling themself! Wanna join? I've got 48 MP and a bunch of troops!>
*I did not know we were calling ourselves something*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*also I didn't realize how much sway I have among other people in this thread lol*
*never underestimate how mutch people enjoy being evil*
<Yes! You guys are being evil! Aggrotropica was a perfectly respectable settlement until I said that I had grown to a Metropolis! Now I'm getting ganged up on!>
>:[
*To be fair, you are the furthest ahead and presumably the richest target. Monasteries got pillaged by Vikings because they were full of loot, not because they had a bone to pick with the Christian Church.*
... Oh. Oh yes. Platy is definitely the richest target. Just ignore how my lower class is above opulent. No, ignore that.
*your still getting raided gonzalo your imminent doom has just been delayed*
*What if I join the fight against platy? I just recruited again, and I have four troops and 32 MP...*
*I will fight you anyways why do you even try reasoning with me you know it won't work?*
*But are your soldiers waterproof?! No. Dats what I thought.*
<Gonzo! A fellow target of the Wind Alliance or whatever they're calling themself! Wanna join? I've got 48 MP and a bunch of troops!>
*I did not know we were calling ourselves something*
*Yeah Tarr, Drizzt and I forget who else are part of the Allance of the Wild.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*also I didn't realize how much sway I have among other people in this thread lol*
*never underestimate how mutch people enjoy being evil*
<Yes! You guys are being evil! Aggrotropica was a perfectly respectable settlement until I said that I had grown to a Metropolis! Now I'm getting ganged up on!>
>:[
*To be fair, you are the furthest ahead and presumably the richest target. Monasteries got pillaged by Vikings because they were full of loot, not because they had a bone to pick with the Christian Church.*
... Oh. Oh yes. Platy is definitely the richest target. Just ignore how my lower class is above opulent. No, ignore that.
*your still getting raided gonzalo your imminent doom has just been delayed*
*What if I join the fight against platy? I just recruited again, and I have four troops and 32 MP...*
*I will fight you anyways why do you even try reasoning with me you know it won't work?*
*But are your soldiers waterproof?! No. Dats what I thought.*
<Gonzo! A fellow target of the Wind Alliance or whatever they're calling themself! Wanna join? I've got 48 MP and a bunch of troops!>
*I did not know we were calling ourselves something*
*Yeah Tarr, Drizzt and I forget who else are part of the Allance of the Wild.*
*well, I'm part of it*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*also I didn't realize how much sway I have among other people in this thread lol*
*never underestimate how mutch people enjoy being evil*
<Yes! You guys are being evil! Aggrotropica was a perfectly respectable settlement until I said that I had grown to a Metropolis! Now I'm getting ganged up on!>
>:[
*To be fair, you are the furthest ahead and presumably the richest target. Monasteries got pillaged by Vikings because they were full of loot, not because they had a bone to pick with the Christian Church.*
... Oh. Oh yes. Platy is definitely the richest target. Just ignore how my lower class is above opulent. No, ignore that.
*your still getting raided gonzalo your imminent doom has just been delayed*
*What if I join the fight against platy? I just recruited again, and I have four troops and 32 MP...*
*I will fight you anyways why do you even try reasoning with me you know it won't work?*
*But are your soldiers waterproof?! No. Dats what I thought.*
<Gonzo! A fellow target of the Wind Alliance or whatever they're calling themself! Wanna join? I've got 48 MP and a bunch of troops!>
*I did not know we were calling ourselves something*
*Yeah Tarr, Drizzt and I forget who else are part of the Allance of the Wild.*
*well, I'm part of it*
*Oooohhh I forgot that yeah my bad. Is there anyone else, though? And, If you and I are trade allies, and you are in an alliance with one of the factions trying to kill me, how does that work?*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*also I didn't realize how much sway I have among other people in this thread lol*
*never underestimate how mutch people enjoy being evil*
<Yes! You guys are being evil! Aggrotropica was a perfectly respectable settlement until I said that I had grown to a Metropolis! Now I'm getting ganged up on!>
>:[
*To be fair, you are the furthest ahead and presumably the richest target. Monasteries got pillaged by Vikings because they were full of loot, not because they had a bone to pick with the Christian Church.*
... Oh. Oh yes. Platy is definitely the richest target. Just ignore how my lower class is above opulent. No, ignore that.
*your still getting raided gonzalo your imminent doom has just been delayed*
*What if I join the fight against platy? I just recruited again, and I have four troops and 32 MP...*
*I will fight you anyways why do you even try reasoning with me you know it won't work?*
*But are your soldiers waterproof?! No. Dats what I thought.*
<Gonzo! A fellow target of the Wind Alliance or whatever they're calling themself! Wanna join? I've got 48 MP and a bunch of troops!>
*I did not know we were calling ourselves something*
*Yeah Tarr, Drizzt and I forget who else are part of the Allance of the Wild.*
*well, I'm part of it*
*Oooohhh I forgot that yeah my bad. Is there anyone else, though? And, If you and I are trade allies, and you are in an alliance with one of the factions trying to kill me, how does that work?*
It means he cuts his losses and backs us
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*also I didn't realize how much sway I have among other people in this thread lol*
*never underestimate how mutch people enjoy being evil*
<Yes! You guys are being evil! Aggrotropica was a perfectly respectable settlement until I said that I had grown to a Metropolis! Now I'm getting ganged up on!>
>:[
*To be fair, you are the furthest ahead and presumably the richest target. Monasteries got pillaged by Vikings because they were full of loot, not because they had a bone to pick with the Christian Church.*
... Oh. Oh yes. Platy is definitely the richest target. Just ignore how my lower class is above opulent. No, ignore that.
*your still getting raided gonzalo your imminent doom has just been delayed*
*What if I join the fight against platy? I just recruited again, and I have four troops and 32 MP...*
*I will fight you anyways why do you even try reasoning with me you know it won't work?*
*But are your soldiers waterproof?! No. Dats what I thought.*
<Gonzo! A fellow target of the Wind Alliance or whatever they're calling themself! Wanna join? I've got 48 MP and a bunch of troops!>
*I did not know we were calling ourselves something*
*Yeah Tarr, Drizzt and I forget who else are part of the Allance of the Wild.*
*well, I'm part of it*
*Oooohhh I forgot that yeah my bad. Is there anyone else, though? And, If you and I are trade allies, and you are in an alliance with one of the factions trying to kill me, how does that work?*
It means he cuts his losses and backs us
I agree! Captain will cut his losses and backs us!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*also I didn't realize how much sway I have among other people in this thread lol*
*never underestimate how mutch people enjoy being evil*
<Yes! You guys are being evil! Aggrotropica was a perfectly respectable settlement until I said that I had grown to a Metropolis! Now I'm getting ganged up on!>
>:[
*To be fair, you are the furthest ahead and presumably the richest target. Monasteries got pillaged by Vikings because they were full of loot, not because they had a bone to pick with the Christian Church.*
... Oh. Oh yes. Platy is definitely the richest target. Just ignore how my lower class is above opulent. No, ignore that.
*your still getting raided gonzalo your imminent doom has just been delayed*
*What if I join the fight against platy? I just recruited again, and I have four troops and 32 MP...*
*I will fight you anyways why do you even try reasoning with me you know it won't work?*
*But are your soldiers waterproof?! No. Dats what I thought.*
<Gonzo! A fellow target of the Wind Alliance or whatever they're calling themself! Wanna join? I've got 48 MP and a bunch of troops!>
*I did not know we were calling ourselves something*
*Yeah Tarr, Drizzt and I forget who else are part of the Allance of the Wild.*
*well, I'm part of it*
*Oooohhh I forgot that yeah my bad. Is there anyone else, though? And, If you and I are trade allies, and you are in an alliance with one of the factions trying to kill me, how does that work?*
It means he cuts his losses and backs us
I agree! Captain will cut his losses and backs us!
Nah he cuts his losses with the side that doesn't have atleast 5 people targeting them
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*It does sound pretty cool. Maybe we can split the MP cost of setting it up? I could recruit a troop of about 3 MP worth of soldiers later today and send them your way.*
They seem absolutely ecstatic. "Wonderful! I'm so very happy we could reach an agreement. Could you let me know when you decide a location to start the excavation so I know where to send the resources for construction to? I can also send a portion of the guard there to help keep trouble away while the settlement develops, if you want."
*The only problem is I'm not at a wealth level to plant a new settlement. What if you covered the wealth cost and I covered the MP? If not, we could wait and I'll be able to start a new settlement on Saturday.*
She too seems delighted, but she keeps her excitement contained, "I'm glad too. The Tayr set me on this task and there has been little progress for a long while. I'll look over my findings and let you know as quickly as possible. There is one small snag though," She says with a pained expression, "Hoeb's economy... the last Tayr had some frivolous spending habits and the refusal to mine has cost us greatly. I do not believe we are in a position to meet the costs of starting a new settlement at this very moment. We are making progress though and I don't think it would be long before we could. Another option is that you cover the settlement costs and we provide the guards and workers. Our army is at a healthy size and I believe we could provide this new project with enough troops to maintain order and protect against invasion."
*Okay, I can work with that too!*
"Oh, alright then- that works just as well for me. I'll send the building materials and oversee construction of the outpost once we have a set location in mind. I'm curious, what are the locations you had in mind as possible candidates? I know of a handful of potential dig sites that could have... something worthwhile. Perhaps there's a location we both considered promising."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*also I didn't realize how much sway I have among other people in this thread lol*
*never underestimate how mutch people enjoy being evil*
<Yes! You guys are being evil! Aggrotropica was a perfectly respectable settlement until I said that I had grown to a Metropolis! Now I'm getting ganged up on!>
>:[
*To be fair, you are the furthest ahead and presumably the richest target. Monasteries got pillaged by Vikings because they were full of loot, not because they had a bone to pick with the Christian Church.*
... Oh. Oh yes. Platy is definitely the richest target. Just ignore how my lower class is above opulent. No, ignore that.
*your still getting raided gonzalo your imminent doom has just been delayed*
*What if I join the fight against platy? I just recruited again, and I have four troops and 32 MP...*
*I will fight you anyways why do you even try reasoning with me you know it won't work?*
*But are your soldiers waterproof?! No. Dats what I thought.*
<Gonzo! A fellow target of the Wind Alliance or whatever they're calling themself! Wanna join? I've got 48 MP and a bunch of troops!>
*I did not know we were calling ourselves something*
*Yeah Tarr, Drizzt and I forget who else are part of the Allance of the Wild.*
*well, I'm part of it*
*Oooohhh I forgot that yeah my bad. Is there anyone else, though? And, If you and I are trade allies, and you are in an alliance with one of the factions trying to kill me, how does that work?*
It means he cuts his losses and backs us
I agree! Captain will cut his losses and backs us!
Nah he cuts his losses with the side that doesn't have atleast 5 people targeting them
*that's the problem with being the shinyest target*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*also Kingdoms and Crowns almost has more replies than in Jef the Evil Roomba Cult!*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Arriving at the royal court alongside four guards in bronze-and-silver armor, whom remain outside the palace, is the Grand Architect Jeeves- A small, completely smooth bronze orb only the size of an orange, which inexplicably levitates about four feet off the ground as they drift around. They walk through the crowd of castle staff, greeting and thanking all of them with a voice that absolutely radiates warmth and kindness- in fact, even those who have never met them before feel an odd sense of comfort just by being near them. While they're absolutely content to strike up friendly conversation with anyone they meet, they are also keeping a nonexistent eye out for other major powers to befriend.
A mefolk enters the room, wearing a brilliant blue, purple and silver robe, the edges of the fabric ave golden tassles weaved into them. Ontop his brow, is a shining crown of jewels and gold. This must be Triton Tempestus himself, ruler of Aquagloria. He looks through the crowd, and begins handing out gems and other precous metals like candy. He works his way through the crowd, before spotting the Grand Architect Jeeves. He walks up to the orb, and says in a brittish accent, full of playful humor, "Ah! You must be the Grand Architect Jeeves himself! Theirself? I'm not to sure on the pronouns of automatons and other such. Ah, but no matter!" Triton pats Jeeves on the back (Can a sphere even have a back?) "I hear you are an Architect, no? It's right there in the name! Well, we Merfolk are eager to learn the new ways of architecture! We have been in a slumber for many millenia! So have you, have you not?"
The orb rotates to face them (can a sphere even have a face? Yet another unanswered question...). Despite having no way to emote in the least, it seems absolutely overjoyed, practically radiating a sense of blissful calm. "Indeed I am! A pleasure to... make..." They trail off, as if remembering something- remembering him. "Lord Tempestus! I had no idea anything from our time survived all these years! How have you been? You don't look like you've aged a day!" They seem somehow even more elated than before, though there's also a tone of wistfulness to their voice.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*I will fight you anyways why do you even try reasoning with me you know it won't work?*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*But are your soldiers waterproof?! No. Dats what I thought.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*that's what my tactical nukes are for*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
A mefolk enters the room, wearing a brilliant blue, purple and silver robe, the edges of the fabric ave golden tassles weaved into them. Ontop his brow, is a shining crown of jewels and gold. This must be Triton Tempestus himself, ruler of Aquagloria. He looks through the crowd, and begins handing out gems and other precous metals like candy. He works his way through the crowd, before spotting the Grand Architect Jeeves. He walks up to the orb, and says in a brittish accent, full of playful humor, "Ah! You must be the Grand Architect Jeeves himself! Theirself? I'm not to sure on the pronouns of automatons and other such. Ah, but no matter!" Triton pats Jeeves on the back (Can a sphere even have a back?) "I hear you are an Architect, no? It's right there in the name! Well, we Merfolk are eager to learn the new ways of architecture! We have been in a slumber for many millenia! So have you, have you not?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
<Gonzo! A fellow target of the Wind Alliance or whatever they're calling themself! Wanna join? I've got 48 MP and a bunch of troops!>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
*Ah. Poor, poor, platy. You and I may be alike in some ways, but whilst you ignored the maximum of two of each type of building, I did what is called a 'Pro Gamer Move' and got my obscene wealth through completely legal reasons. So, no. I will not.*
*Also, I only mingle with other rich people, other ocean people, other artsy people, or other anchient people.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*I did not know we were calling ourselves something*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Yeah Tarr, Drizzt and I forget who else are part of the Allance of the Wild.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*well, I'm part of it*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Oooohhh I forgot that yeah my bad. Is there anyone else, though? And, If you and I are trade allies, and you are in an alliance with one of the factions trying to kill me, how does that work?*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
It means he cuts his losses and backs us
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
I agree! Captain will cut his losses and backs us!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Nah he cuts his losses with the side that doesn't have atleast 5 people targeting them
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*Okay, I can work with that too!*
"Oh, alright then- that works just as well for me. I'll send the building materials and oversee construction of the outpost once we have a set location in mind. I'm curious, what are the locations you had in mind as possible candidates? I know of a handful of potential dig sites that could have... something worthwhile. Perhaps there's a location we both considered promising."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*that's the problem with being the shinyest target*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*I just like being difficult <3*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*i really hate you rn.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*also Kingdoms and Crowns almost has more replies than in Jef the Evil Roomba Cult!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
The orb rotates to face them (can a sphere even have a face? Yet another unanswered question...). Despite having no way to emote in the least, it seems absolutely overjoyed, practically radiating a sense of blissful calm. "Indeed I am! A pleasure to... make..." They trail off, as if remembering something- remembering him. "Lord Tempestus! I had no idea anything from our time survived all these years! How have you been? You don't look like you've aged a day!" They seem somehow even more elated than before, though there's also a tone of wistfulness to their voice.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*You know you love me*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread