*who thinks it is possible to turn Gonzalo into meatloaf?*
*... Hello, 911?*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
As the old man leaves, you realize taht the boulder or stump or root he was sitting on wasn't there... in fact, you're just on the edge of the forest, facing camp.
Omar thinks for a bit. then whisper-shouts "hey arpo!"
The harpy flies quickly to Omar.
"ARPO WAS SUMMONED. WHAT NEED OF ARPO DO YOU SEEK, MORTAL?"
"hi arpo. I need a book of minor gods. REALLY obscure ones. I can get you some food, even cook it if you want"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
*fine you will get ten thousand gold coins for D&D*
*I shoot more harpoons at you from my hot air balloon. none of you get anything, because I'm reaching the treasure first!*
*Grabs a sniper rifle and shoots down the hot air balloon*
*deploys emergency rocket hang-glider. see you at the treasure fools!*
*Summons Arthur grayoak and have him use call lightning on you*
*dex save. 27*
*I didn't want to do this but you leave me no choice HULK SMASH "jumps ontop of your glider and destroys it before going back to the rowboat"*
*EMER-EMERGENCY LASER PARACHUTE!*
*beep beep beep missile moving onto your location in 3 2 1 booooom*
*Wilhelm scream* *gets into emer-emer-emergency robot submarine, and streaks ahead*
*It is no match for my buddy a leviathan appears and swallows it*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
As the old man leaves, you realize taht the boulder or stump or root he was sitting on wasn't there... in fact, you're just on the edge of the forest, facing camp.
“What!?!” Evan yelps, looking around.
The head councilor of the Hermes cabin walks out of the forest.
"Geez, Evan. Loud, much?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Angelo is jogging around, looking for people that are currently alone or unaware of their surroundings.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Regina is sitting by the unlit bonfire, reading a translation of one of Hons Talhoffer's manuals for war
Evan walks up to her. “I checked out some of those manuals. Thanks.”
"No problem. They're helpful, huh?"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Omar thinks for a bit. then whisper-shouts "hey arpo!"
The harpy flies quickly to Omar.
"ARPO WAS SUMMONED. WHAT NEED OF ARPO DO YOU SEEK, MORTAL?"
"hi arpo. I need a book of minor gods. REALLY obscure ones. I can get you some food, even cook it if you want"
"Hello Traum Maker! Arpo can indeed find a book like that for you!"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
As the old man leaves, you realize taht the boulder or stump or root he was sitting on wasn't there... in fact, you're just on the edge of the forest, facing camp.
“What!?!” Evan yelps, looking around.
The head councilor of the Hermes cabin walks out of the forest.
"Geez, Evan. Loud, much?"
“I met this rando old man in the forest and then he left and I got teleported to Camp!”
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
*fine you will get ten thousand gold coins for D&D*
*I shoot more harpoons at you from my hot air balloon. none of you get anything, because I'm reaching the treasure first!*
*Grabs a sniper rifle and shoots down the hot air balloon*
*deploys emergency rocket hang-glider. see you at the treasure fools!*
*Summons Arthur grayoak and have him use call lightning on you*
*dex save. 27*
*I didn't want to do this but you leave me no choice HULK SMASH "jumps ontop of your glider and destroys it before going back to the rowboat"*
*EMER-EMERGENCY LASER PARACHUTE!*
*beep beep beep missile moving onto your location in 3 2 1 booooom*
*Wilhelm scream* *gets into emer-emer-emergency robot submarine, and streaks ahead*
*It is no match for my buddy a leviathan appears and swallows it*
*you think I'm dead, but due to poor writing, ill appear right before you reach the treasure, causing a tense chase scene*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
She emerges into the daylight, stepping on a stick and snapping it in half.
He stops playing, accidentally cutting one of the strings and opening his eyes, “Oh ah… hi…”
“Looks like you broke a string. Need some help stealing more from Apollo?”
He shakes his head, putting the harp down, “How long were you listening, Clara?” He seems concerned they’re judging him.
“I heard you from Hermes. Liam, do you think I’d offer to help you get more strings if I didn’t like your music?”
“I don’t know… maybe? Do you like my music?” He asks, rubbing the back of his neck with one of his calloused hands, as his claws turn back to normal.
She rolls her eyes at him. “Yes Liam, I like it very much.” She says sincerely. “Now since when can you turn into a bear?”
He sighs, looking back down at his hands after he takes them off his neck, “Hunter of Artemis, I’ve got a few nature based powers. Thank you, maybe I’ll write you a piece, if that’s okay.”
“I’d love that. Now, why are you hiding in the forest?”
“Because I thought no one wanted to hear me play, so I’m out here.”
“You worry too much, hunter boy.”
He bristles, blushing pretty heavily, “Maybe, but it hasn’t done me any bad so far.”
“The forest, or the worrying?” *sorry I disappeared i had to take a math test*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
As the old man leaves, you realize taht the boulder or stump or root he was sitting on wasn't there... in fact, you're just on the edge of the forest, facing camp.
“What!?!” Evan yelps, looking around.
The head councilor of the Hermes cabin walks out of the forest.
"Geez, Evan. Loud, much?"
“I met this rando old man in the forest and then he left and I got teleported to Camp!”
"Huh." He raises an eyebrow. "You sure you havn't been drinking Castor and Polux's Grape Soda...?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
*fine you will get ten thousand gold coins for D&D*
*I shoot more harpoons at you from my hot air balloon. none of you get anything, because I'm reaching the treasure first!*
*Grabs a sniper rifle and shoots down the hot air balloon*
*deploys emergency rocket hang-glider. see you at the treasure fools!*
*Summons Arthur grayoak and have him use call lightning on you*
*dex save. 27*
*I didn't want to do this but you leave me no choice HULK SMASH "jumps ontop of your glider and destroys it before going back to the rowboat"*
*EMER-EMERGENCY LASER PARACHUTE!*
*beep beep beep missile moving onto your location in 3 2 1 booooom*
*Wilhelm scream* *gets into emer-emer-emergency robot submarine, and streaks ahead*
*It is no match for my buddy a leviathan appears and swallows it*
*you think I'm dead, but due to poor writing, ill appear right before you reach the treasure, causing a tense chase scene*
*little did you know you were fighting a clone I already stole the treasure fool*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
Omar thinks for a bit. then whisper-shouts "hey arpo!"
The harpy flies quickly to Omar.
"ARPO WAS SUMMONED. WHAT NEED OF ARPO DO YOU SEEK, MORTAL?"
"hi arpo. I need a book of minor gods. REALLY obscure ones. I can get you some food, even cook it if you want"
"Hello Traum Maker! Arpo can indeed find a book like that for you!"
"thanks arpo"
*trauma maker?*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
As the old man leaves, you realize taht the boulder or stump or root he was sitting on wasn't there... in fact, you're just on the edge of the forest, facing camp.
“What!?!” Evan yelps, looking around.
The head councilor of the Hermes cabin walks out of the forest.
"Geez, Evan. Loud, much?"
“I met this rando old man in the forest and then he left and I got teleported to Camp!”
"Huh." He raises an eyebrow. "You sure you havn't been drinking Castor and Polux's Grape Soda...?"
“…no. I don’t even like grapes.” *Did I get robbed?*
Omar thinks for a bit. then whisper-shouts "hey arpo!"
The harpy flies quickly to Omar.
"ARPO WAS SUMMONED. WHAT NEED OF ARPO DO YOU SEEK, MORTAL?"
"hi arpo. I need a book of minor gods. REALLY obscure ones. I can get you some food, even cook it if you want"
"Hello Traum Maker! Arpo can indeed find a book like that for you!"
"thanks arpo"
*trauma maker?*
*yeah he did the whole Angelo I am your father!*
Arpo flies awa y to grab the book.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Evan walks up to her. “I checked out some of those manuals. Thanks.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*nah your just a deep fake*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*... Hello, 911?*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“What!?!” Evan yelps, looking around.
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"hi arpo. I need a book of minor gods. REALLY obscure ones. I can get you some food, even cook it if you want"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*It is no match for my buddy a leviathan appears and swallows it*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
The head councilor of the Hermes cabin walks out of the forest.
"Geez, Evan. Loud, much?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*Get into the oven hanzel*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*i can probably pick up one interaction*
Angelo is jogging around, looking for people that are currently alone or unaware of their surroundings.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"No problem. They're helpful, huh?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Hello Traum Maker! Arpo can indeed find a book like that for you!"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“I met this rando old man in the forest and then he left and I got teleported to Camp!”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*you think I'm dead, but due to poor writing, ill appear right before you reach the treasure, causing a tense chase scene*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“The forest, or the worrying?” *sorry I disappeared i had to take a math test*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Yeah! I think I’ve definitely improved. Are we going to to Capture the Flag again sometime?”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"Huh." He raises an eyebrow. "You sure you havn't been drinking Castor and Polux's Grape Soda...?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*little did you know you were fighting a clone I already stole the treasure fool*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
"thanks arpo"
*trauma maker?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“…no. I don’t even like grapes.” *Did I get robbed?*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*yeah he did the whole Angelo I am your father!*
Arpo flies awa y to grab the book.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives