“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Nooooooooo*
(MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
“People. But people without brains. I feel bad for them.”
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Nooooooooo*
(MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)
*Ya interested in the thread?*
*YES! I wanna make a Zombie... hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhe*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Nooooooooo*
(MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)
*Ya interested in the thread?*
*YES! I wanna make a Zombie... hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhe*
*Nooooooo. Brainless or cured with a zombie body?*
“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
“People. But people without brains. I feel bad for them.”
“They’ve still got brains. Ore else they’d be incurable.”
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Nooooooooo*
(MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)
*Ya interested in the thread?*
*YES! I wanna make a Zombie... hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhe*
*Nooooooo. Brainless or cured with a zombie body?*
*Hehehhe...*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
“People. But people without brains. I feel bad for them.”
“They’ve still got brains. Ore else they’d be incurable.”
“I wonder if they can still think. See their bodies moving.”
“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
“People. But people without brains. I feel bad for them.”
“They’ve still got brains. Ore else they’d be incurable.”
“I wonder if they can still think. See their bodies moving.”
“You can ask them. I hear this is the perfect place. Anywho, if I stall any longer my lovely officer here will get suspicious. See you around Ray.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*Bad Gonzalo!*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*Nooooooooo*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
(MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“People. But people without brains. I feel bad for them.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*Ya interested in the thread?*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*YES! I wanna make a Zombie... hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhe*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*Nooooooo. Brainless or cured with a zombie body?*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
“They’ve still got brains. Ore else they’d be incurable.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Someone wanders in, clicking a pen and looking around.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Hehehhe...*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“I wonder if they can still think. See their bodies moving.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
Ray glances at them and gives a quick nod. He’s staring at a faded photograph.
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
The person nods back in response, checking some notes
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“You can ask them. I hear this is the perfect place. Anywho, if I stall any longer my lovely officer here will get suspicious. See you around Ray.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He sighs. “Hey there. You new?”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!