“A ton of stuff! I learned to forge magic items a while ago, but that requires a lot of stuff. What do you need?”
"Can you make a shield?"
“Absolutely, give me a day.”
"Okay. So, what's life like in a forge"
*Also just for context my dude does currently have less hp than normal rn cuz the blood. Not saying it specifically to anyone, just need to say so people know I'm not gonna make something overpowered by having unlimited blood for it*
“Pretty cool! Is it okay if I finish my forge before working on this?”
“A ton of stuff! I learned to forge magic items a while ago, but that requires a lot of stuff. What do you need?”
"Can you make a shield?"
“Absolutely, give me a day.”
"Okay. So, what's life like in a forge"
*Also just for context my dude does currently have less hp than normal rn cuz the blood. Not saying it specifically to anyone, just need to say so people know I'm not gonna make something overpowered by having unlimited blood for it*
“Pretty cool! Is it okay if I finish my forge before working on this?”
"Yep." They look to the forge
“It’s almost done.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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Theo has set up a house for themselves in Profanus, their undead making short work of the construction. A second, more opulent house is in the making nearby.
yraeon, a weird grey flying thing, looks down on the undead with its three eyes, and muses: "moving leftovers?"
The stoatman looks up from their throne. "Not quite. Take a look." They hop down and approach a skeleton. "I've got these guys trapped out." They remove a secret container from the skeleton's femur. "This is filled with Goetian Spice, a type of magical food that is illegal to sell or buy, but not illegal to own. The elites have gardens of this stuff, as I soon will, but the important thing is I can smuggle things through these boney boys. On top of that, they can be used for manual labor or soldiers with equal proficiency. They never get tired, never complain, and are almost impossible to efficiently kill."
The stoatman looks up from their throne. "Not quite. Take a look." They hop down and approach a skeleton. "I've got these guys trapped out." They remove a secret container from the skeleton's femur. "This is filled with Goetian Spice, a type of magical food that is illegal to sell or buy, but not illegal to own. The elites have gardens of this stuff, as I soon will, but the important thing is I can smuggle things through these boney boys. On top of that, they can be used for manual labor or soldiers with equal proficiency. They never get tired, never complain, and are almost impossible to efficiently kill."
"like bees!"
They tilt their head. "I never thought of that, but you're very right. Imagine if when a bee stung you, you died instead of it, and then you came back as another bee. That's what lesser undead are like."
The stoatman looks up from their throne. "Not quite. Take a look." They hop down and approach a skeleton. "I've got these guys trapped out." They remove a secret container from the skeleton's femur. "This is filled with Goetian Spice, a type of magical food that is illegal to sell or buy, but not illegal to own. The elites have gardens of this stuff, as I soon will, but the important thing is I can smuggle things through these boney boys. On top of that, they can be used for manual labor or soldiers with equal proficiency. They never get tired, never complain, and are almost impossible to efficiently kill."
"like bees!"
They tilt their head. "I never thought of that, but you're very right. Imagine if when a bee stung you, you died instead of it, and then you came back as another bee. That's what lesser undead are like."
"Yep." They look to the forge
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“It’s almost done.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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"What's your favorite thing to make in a forge?"
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Hmmmmmm. I’d say swords, they’re so fun! What do you work as?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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"Bounty hunter. Not a very good one though..." They sigh
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Oh… that sucks. Who ya hunting?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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"No one right now. Do you have anyone you hate?"
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“One person… but he’s dead now. For good.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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"Ah. Who is the dead one?"
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Kalkin the Vulture. Horrible person. Still has a few followers. Ate my leg.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
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"like bees!"
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
They tilt their head. "I never thought of that, but you're very right. Imagine if when a bee stung you, you died instead of it, and then you came back as another bee. That's what lesser undead are like."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"Ah" They nod "Do you wish to sit and talk about conquests?"
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Conquests?” *Lemme roll for how many followers Kal has* 3
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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*Lemme roll Kal’s followers: 4*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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"I don't know myself enough to feel comfortable with that sort of thing right now. But I will consider it once I figure something's out."
"But I don't know how to make things like that."
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
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"and they work and they carry food!"
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
"Yeah"
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“I hope the two of us can be friends, at least.”
“Yeah… but you’re really cool! You can help me out with getting materials?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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“You’re planning on… conquering stuff? I know a place that we can conquer… Kalkin’s old layer.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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