“A ton of stuff! I learned to forge magic items a while ago, but that requires a lot of stuff. What do you need?”
"Can you make a shield?"
“Absolutely, give me a day.”
"Okay. So, what's life like in a forge"
*Also just for context my dude does currently have less hp than normal rn cuz the blood. Not saying it specifically to anyone, just need to say so people know I'm not gonna make something overpowered by having unlimited blood for it*
“Pretty cool! Is it okay if I finish my forge before working on this?”
“A ton of stuff! I learned to forge magic items a while ago, but that requires a lot of stuff. What do you need?”
"Can you make a shield?"
“Absolutely, give me a day.”
"Okay. So, what's life like in a forge"
*Also just for context my dude does currently have less hp than normal rn cuz the blood. Not saying it specifically to anyone, just need to say so people know I'm not gonna make something overpowered by having unlimited blood for it*
“Pretty cool! Is it okay if I finish my forge before working on this?”
"Yep." They look to the forge
“It’s almost done.”
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“Hmmmmmm. I’d say swords, they’re so fun! What do you work as?”
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“Hmmmmmm. I’d say swords, they’re so fun! What do you work as?”
"Bounty hunter. Not a very good one though..." They sigh
“Oh… that sucks. Who ya hunting?”
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“Hmmmmmm. I’d say swords, they’re so fun! What do you work as?”
"Bounty hunter. Not a very good one though..." They sigh
“Oh… that sucks. Who ya hunting?”
"No one right now. Do you have anyone you hate?"
“One person… but he’s dead now. For good.”
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“Hmmmmmm. I’d say swords, they’re so fun! What do you work as?”
"Bounty hunter. Not a very good one though..." They sigh
“Oh… that sucks. Who ya hunting?”
"No one right now. Do you have anyone you hate?"
“One person… but he’s dead now. For good.”
"Ah. Who is the dead one?"
“Kalkin the Vulture. Horrible person. Still has a few followers. Ate my leg.”
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Theo has set up a house for themselves in Profanus, their undead making short work of the construction. A second, more opulent house is in the making nearby.
yraeon, a weird grey flying thing, looks down on the undead with its three eyes, and muses: "moving leftovers?"
The stoatman looks up from their throne. "Not quite. Take a look." They hop down and approach a skeleton. "I've got these guys trapped out." They remove a secret container from the skeleton's femur. "This is filled with Goetian Spice, a type of magical food that is illegal to sell or buy, but not illegal to own. The elites have gardens of this stuff, as I soon will, but the important thing is I can smuggle things through these boney boys. On top of that, they can be used for manual labor or soldiers with equal proficiency. They never get tired, never complain, and are almost impossible to efficiently kill."
The stoatman looks up from their throne. "Not quite. Take a look." They hop down and approach a skeleton. "I've got these guys trapped out." They remove a secret container from the skeleton's femur. "This is filled with Goetian Spice, a type of magical food that is illegal to sell or buy, but not illegal to own. The elites have gardens of this stuff, as I soon will, but the important thing is I can smuggle things through these boney boys. On top of that, they can be used for manual labor or soldiers with equal proficiency. They never get tired, never complain, and are almost impossible to efficiently kill."
"like bees!"
They tilt their head. "I never thought of that, but you're very right. Imagine if when a bee stung you, you died instead of it, and then you came back as another bee. That's what lesser undead are like."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
*Lemme roll Kal’s followers: 3*
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The stoatman looks up from their throne. "Not quite. Take a look." They hop down and approach a skeleton. "I've got these guys trapped out." They remove a secret container from the skeleton's femur. "This is filled with Goetian Spice, a type of magical food that is illegal to sell or buy, but not illegal to own. The elites have gardens of this stuff, as I soon will, but the important thing is I can smuggle things through these boney boys. On top of that, they can be used for manual labor or soldiers with equal proficiency. They never get tired, never complain, and are almost impossible to efficiently kill."
"like bees!"
They tilt their head. "I never thought of that, but you're very right. Imagine if when a bee stung you, you died instead of it, and then you came back as another bee. That's what lesser undead are like."
"I don't know myself enough to feel comfortable with that sort of thing right now. But I will consider it once I figure something's out."
"But I don't know how to make things like that."
“I hope the two of us can be friends, at least.”
“Yeah… but you’re really cool! You can help me out with getting materials?”
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“Kalkin the Vulture. Horrible person. Still has a few followers. Ate my leg.”
"Ah" They nod "Do you wish to sit and talk about conquests?"
“Conquests?” *Lemme roll for how many followers Kal has* 3
"Yeah"
“You’re planning on… conquering stuff? I know a place that we can conquer… Kalkin’s old layer.”
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"Yep." They look to the forge
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“It’s almost done.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"What's your favorite thing to make in a forge?"
Sig but long ^w^
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Hmmmmmm. I’d say swords, they’re so fun! What do you work as?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"Bounty hunter. Not a very good one though..." They sigh
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Oh… that sucks. Who ya hunting?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"No one right now. Do you have anyone you hate?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“One person… but he’s dead now. For good.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"Ah. Who is the dead one?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Kalkin the Vulture. Horrible person. Still has a few followers. Ate my leg.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"like bees!"
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
They tilt their head. "I never thought of that, but you're very right. Imagine if when a bee stung you, you died instead of it, and then you came back as another bee. That's what lesser undead are like."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Ah" They nod "Do you wish to sit and talk about conquests?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Conquests?” *Lemme roll for how many followers Kal has* 3
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*Lemme roll Kal’s followers: 3*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"I don't know myself enough to feel comfortable with that sort of thing right now. But I will consider it once I figure something's out."
"But I don't know how to make things like that."
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"and they work and they carry food!"
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
"Yeah"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“I hope the two of us can be friends, at least.”
“Yeah… but you’re really cool! You can help me out with getting materials?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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“You’re planning on… conquering stuff? I know a place that we can conquer… Kalkin’s old layer.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!