"Good. I'd like to meet this 'Casey' later if that would be possible. But for now, tell me about you."
*Pulls up interview-ah looking chair*
“Ummmm I’m Kalkin, people call me Kal, I really like blood, and I don’t like wretched human scum.”
"You and I both, comrade. Is there anything else I should know?"
“Not much! I’m just looking for friends and food.”
"Um. You say you're searching for 'food?' Do you, perhaps, use the terms friends and food interchangeably?"
“No, I don’t eat my friends! Don’t worry. But I won’t hesitate to eat anyone who isn’t my friend.”
"I see. And do you consider me to be a 'friend' to you?"
“If you want to be friends, then sure!”
"Oh, of course!" he stands up. "that should be enough. Is there anything more you'd like to ask?
“What’s your name?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"Good. I'd like to meet this 'Casey' later if that would be possible. But for now, tell me about you."
*Pulls up interview-ah looking chair*
“Ummmm I’m Kalkin, people call me Kal, I really like blood, and I don’t like wretched human scum.”
"You and I both, comrade. Is there anything else I should know?"
“Not much! I’m just looking for friends and food.”
"Um. You say you're searching for 'food?' Do you, perhaps, use the terms friends and food interchangeably?"
“No, I don’t eat my friends! Don’t worry. But I won’t hesitate to eat anyone who isn’t my friend.”
"I see. And do you consider me to be a 'friend' to you?"
“If you want to be friends, then sure!”
"Oh, of course!" he stands up. "that should be enough. Is there anything more you'd like to ask?
“What’s your name?”
"Oh. Yes, I probably should have mentioned that. My name is Li-Jin, former commander of the Unholy Armies. Pleased to meet you."
“Commander? Cool! I can join your army, if Casey is okay with it. We have a deal.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*I'm confused how you all have this busted damage output at first level, without taking loads of flaws*
*I took 7 :) kind of for the flavor*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
He rocket jumps, moving 50 feet, then continues to run.
*No? It can either fly 60 ft or walk 5 ft and fly 55 ft.*
Another couple of shots, Correlion keeps pace. “You instigated this fight, creature. I seek to finish it.”
Attack: 29 Damage: 25
Attack: 33 Damage: 23
<Ohhhhhhh. Ohh, I think I understand now...>
He continues to rocket jump and take the shots without seeming harmed.
<The, ah, funny thing is, I have regen. The only real reason he's running away is because he's bored of this and knows the fight will go on eternally.>
*Can the regen be nerfed in that case? We have around the same build.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
He rocket jumps, moving 50 feet, then continues to run.
*No? It can either fly 60 ft or walk 5 ft and fly 55 ft.*
Another couple of shots, Correlion keeps pace. “You instigated this fight, creature. I seek to finish it.”
Attack: 29 Damage: 25
Attack: 33 Damage: 23
<Ohhhhhhh. Ohh, I think I understand now...>
He continues to rocket jump and take the shots without seeming harmed.
<The, ah, funny thing is, I have regen. The only real reason he's running away is because he's bored of this and knows the fight will go on eternally.>
*Can the regen be nerfed in that case? We have around the same build.*
<Oh, believe me, it is.>
<I already have an idea, but I'll need some of the other mods to approve too.>
"You will see what I rule over when I destroy you for this insolence." It rushes up and prepares to attack.
Init: 19
Init: 15
A shadowy tendril on Giratina's back lashes out, slashing the opponent with its red claw.
To hit: 20
Damage: 24
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
He rocket jumps, moving 50 feet, then continues to run.
*No? It can either fly 60 ft or walk 5 ft and fly 55 ft.*
Another couple of shots, Correlion keeps pace. “You instigated this fight, creature. I seek to finish it.”
Attack: 29 Damage: 25
Attack: 33 Damage: 23
<Ohhhhhhh. Ohh, I think I understand now...>
He continues to rocket jump and take the shots without seeming harmed.
<The, ah, funny thing is, I have regen. The only real reason he's running away is because he's bored of this and knows the fight will go on eternally.>
*Can the regen be nerfed in that case? We have around the same build.*
<Oh, believe me, it is.>
<I already have an idea, but I'll need some of the other mods to approve too.>
*ah okay 💥 fun sparring :]*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*would anyone here care to rp with my fun little guy?*
*YES*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*would anyone here care to rp with my fun little guy?*
*YES*
*yay! You get to meet the CONFERENCIER*
*i am guessing you’ve seen his archive entry but if you haven’t, uh, he’s weird*
The Conferencier (I can provide a description if you would like) is joyfully cartwheeling and backflipping through the layer of Profanus, singing a jarbled mix of German, French, and English. Most leave him alone, either for fear of what the silly human in makeup and a party hat may be capable of, or because they don’t want anything to do with him in the first place.
*would anyone here care to rp with my fun little guy?*
*YES*
*yay! You get to meet the CONFERENCIER*
*i am guessing you’ve seen his archive entry but if you haven’t, uh, he’s weird*
The Conferencier (I can provide a description if you would like) is joyfully cartwheeling and backflipping through the layer of Profanus, singing a jarbled mix of German, French, and English. Most leave him alone, either for fear of what the silly human in makeup and a party hat may be capable of, or because they don’t want anything to do with him in the first place.
*i saw! what is the picture from?*
*also did you see corellion’s desc?* The now bloodied angel sits on a makeshift bench out of rubble, perched like a bird. Rosepetals litter the surrounding area and silver ichor drips from their now closed wounds. They appear to be nearly completely still, like a statue, though in their lower two hands they are… making tea. A kettle sits above a small fire as they hold their tea cup still close to them.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*would anyone here care to rp with my fun little guy?*
*YES*
*yay! You get to meet the CONFERENCIER*
*i am guessing you’ve seen his archive entry but if you haven’t, uh, he’s weird*
The Conferencier (I can provide a description if you would like) is joyfully cartwheeling and backflipping through the layer of Profanus, singing a jarbled mix of German, French, and English. Most leave him alone, either for fear of what the silly human in makeup and a party hat may be capable of, or because they don’t want anything to do with him in the first place.
*i saw! what is the picture from?*
*also did you see corellion’s desc?* The now bloodied angel sits on a makeshift bench out of rubble, perched like a bird. Rosepetals litter the surrounding area and silver ichor drips from their now closed wounds. They appear to be nearly completely still, like a statue, though in their lower two hands they are… making tea. A kettle sits above a small fire as they hold their tea cup still close to them.
*the Conferencier has one giant, giant inspiration and that is the musical, Cabaret. The picture is the Master of Ceremonies from a recent Broadway revival of Cabaret, played by Eddie Redmayne. (The guy from Fantastic beasts and where to find them)*
*I did! It’s sick* the Conferencier scuttles, almost silently, atop the pile of rubble next to Corellion, watching him. “du hast bestimmt keine Probleme...” it mutters, smiling.
The metal one is looking for someone to fight. (prbly don't choose this one unless you want a fight.)
Chaos is 'just wandering around the landscape', and not at all also looking for a fight
*Gonna take a bit to respond sry...*
<Sorry, missed this!>
He sees the other figure and starts spinning his pistol.
They blink, clearly smiling with their eyes "No need for things to get violent. I'm passing through here" There is a 'just' missing in that statement (You can roll insight if you want. Decep: 27)
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He continues spinning his pistol, undeterred. "Useless."
He just chuckles "I could be your lawyer one day. Here's some advice: stop being you. You are an idiot" he seems to enjoy insulting him
"Do You Even 'Know' Me?"
"Do you know me?" They just stand, as if waiting for an answer.
"No. Should I?"
"Yes. You should. You see, contracts exist for a reason; and I am what holds them together. I am both law and chaos, and I am the chains. You... well... let's see if any contracts will help a pitiful being like you out"
*the Conferencier has one giant, giant inspiration and that is the musical, Cabaret. The picture is the Master of Ceremonies from a recent Broadway revival of Cabaret, played by Eddie Redmayne. (The guy from Fantastic beasts and where to find them)*
*I did! It’s sick* the Conferencier scuttles, almost silently, atop the pile of rubble next to Corellion, watching him. “du hast bestimmt keine Probleme...” it mutters, smiling.
*sick! ill have to watch it then :]*
Their wings twitch, sending down a few more petals. “Thy tongue is foreign to me.” It says not turning its head as it swirls its tea around. “Attack me, and I shall see my blade cleave through thy heart.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*the Conferencier has one giant, giant inspiration and that is the musical, Cabaret. The picture is the Master of Ceremonies from a recent Broadway revival of Cabaret, played by Eddie Redmayne. (The guy from Fantastic beasts and where to find them)*
*I did! It’s sick* the Conferencier scuttles, almost silently, atop the pile of rubble next to Corellion, watching him. “du hast bestimmt keine Probleme...” it mutters, smiling.
*sick! ill have to watch it then :]*
Their wings twitch, sending down a few more petals. “Thy tongue is foreign to me.” It says not turning its head as it swirls its tea around. “Attack me, and I shall see my blade cleave through thy heart.”
*its a very terrifying musical apparently (I haven’t watched it myself) but it’s about the rise of fascism I think in pre World War 2 Germany, and how easy it is to fall for evil. So very messed up.*
it switches to English, though in a German accent. “I swapped my heart out for stone years ago…” it stares into the distance for a moment, before looking back to Corellion and laughing maniacally, as if he had just told the most hilarious joke. “Happy… to meet you.. sir!” He says, looking at Corellion dead in the eyes.
*its a very terrifying musical apparently (I haven’t watched it myself) but it’s about the rise of fascism I think in pre World War 2 Germany, and how easy it is to fall for evil. So very messed up.*
it switches to English, though in a German accent. “I swapped my heart out for stone years ago…” it stares into the distance for a moment, before looking back to Corellion and laughing maniacally, as if he had just told the most hilarious joke. “Happy… to meet you.. sir!” He says, looking at Corellion dead in the eyes.
*so very relevant to 2025 :(*
The angel lets out a quiet sigh, holding its teacup up to presumably drink from, though he can’t see under the veil covering their face. “Is there something you require, or do you intent to simply take up space as if you were part of the rubble around us?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*its a very terrifying musical apparently (I haven’t watched it myself) but it’s about the rise of fascism I think in pre World War 2 Germany, and how easy it is to fall for evil. So very messed up.*
it switches to English, though in a German accent. “I swapped my heart out for stone years ago…” it stares into the distance for a moment, before looking back to Corellion and laughing maniacally, as if he had just told the most hilarious joke. “Happy… to meet you.. sir!” He says, looking at Corellion dead in the eyes.
*so very relevant to 2025 :(*
The angel lets out a quiet sigh, holding its teacup up to presumably drink from, though he can’t see under the veil covering their face. “Is there something you require, or do you intent to simply take up space as if you were part of the rubble around us?”
*unfortunately so*
”hmm… option two!” He says, pouring himself a cup of tea in a cup he had produced from seemingly nowhere. “Is something troubling you?”
”hmm… option two!” He says, pouring himself a cup of tea in a cup he had produced from seemingly nowhere. “Is something troubling you?”
They curl their wings around themself, putting a barrier between the two. “Simply my rather sudden expulsion, lack of memories, and array of ailments that plague me. But I will address those with time. I seem to have much of it left.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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<I have 5 flaws.>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
“What’s your name?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
"Oh. Yes, I probably should have mentioned that. My name is Li-Jin, former commander of the Unholy Armies. Pleased to meet you."
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
“Commander? Cool! I can join your army, if Casey is okay with it. We have a deal.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*I took 7 :) kind of for the flavor*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Can the regen be nerfed in that case? We have around the same build.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
<Oh, believe me, it is.>
<I already have an idea, but I'll need some of the other mods to approve too.>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
A shadowy tendril on Giratina's back lashes out, slashing the opponent with its red claw.
To hit: 20
Damage: 24
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
*ah okay 💥 fun sparring :]*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*would anyone here care to rp with my fun little guy?*
*YES*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*yay! You get to meet the CONFERENCIER*
*i am guessing you’ve seen his archive entry but if you haven’t, uh, he’s weird*
The Conferencier (I can provide a description if you would like) is joyfully cartwheeling and backflipping through the layer of Profanus, singing a jarbled mix of German, French, and English. Most leave him alone, either for fear of what the silly human in makeup and a party hat may be capable of, or because they don’t want anything to do with him in the first place.
*i saw! what is the picture from?*
*also did you see corellion’s desc?* The now bloodied angel sits on a makeshift bench out of rubble, perched like a bird. Rosepetals litter the surrounding area and silver ichor drips from their now closed wounds. They appear to be nearly completely still, like a statue, though in their lower two hands they are… making tea. A kettle sits above a small fire as they hold their tea cup still close to them.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*the Conferencier has one giant, giant inspiration and that is the musical, Cabaret. The picture is the Master of Ceremonies from a recent Broadway revival of Cabaret, played by Eddie Redmayne. (The guy from Fantastic beasts and where to find them)*
*I did! It’s sick* the Conferencier scuttles, almost silently, atop the pile of rubble next to Corellion, watching him. “du hast bestimmt keine Probleme...” it mutters, smiling.
"Yes. You should. You see, contracts exist for a reason; and I am what holds them together. I am both law and chaos, and I am the chains. You... well... let's see if any contracts will help a pitiful being like you out"
Sig but long ^w^
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💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*sick! ill have to watch it then :]*
Their wings twitch, sending down a few more petals. “Thy tongue is foreign to me.” It says not turning its head as it swirls its tea around. “Attack me, and I shall see my blade cleave through thy heart.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*its a very terrifying musical apparently (I haven’t watched it myself) but it’s about the rise of fascism I think in pre World War 2 Germany, and how easy it is to fall for evil. So very messed up.*
it switches to English, though in a German accent. “I swapped my heart out for stone years ago…” it stares into the distance for a moment, before looking back to Corellion and laughing maniacally, as if he had just told the most hilarious joke. “Happy… to meet you.. sir!” He says, looking at Corellion dead in the eyes.
*so very relevant to 2025 :(*
The angel lets out a quiet sigh, holding its teacup up to presumably drink from, though he can’t see under the veil covering their face. “Is there something you require, or do you intent to simply take up space as if you were part of the rubble around us?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*unfortunately so*
”hmm… option two!” He says, pouring himself a cup of tea in a cup he had produced from seemingly nowhere. “Is something troubling you?”
They curl their wings around themself, putting a barrier between the two. “Simply my rather sudden expulsion, lack of memories, and array of ailments that plague me. But I will address those with time. I seem to have much of it left.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ