*Ponderosa pines I think are the tree that smells like marshmallows, maybe I'm insane though*
A teenage tiefling girl walks into the clearing surrounding the castle. Her skin is tinted purple, and her eyes are pure silver orbs. "Finally! A place to rest!" She stops outside the moat upon seeing the fish within.
A young man with blonde hair and green eyes, wearing a tattered suit grunts. “This won’t just be a place to rest. This will be your home forever. You’ll never be able to get out until you die, and that’ll for sure be soon.”
"Hmm. Are there more people here? Or is everyone as cheerful and welcoming as you?" She quickly shrinks into a black cat and leaps over the moat, before transforming back into humanoid form.
“There aren’t many people here. Most of them die. Interesting trick.”
She rolls her eyes. "You're being quite morbid. There's no way it could possibly be that bad here. I'll just stay for a few days, then be on my way."
He laughs. “Leave? Haha. No. Nobody can leave. The monsters make sure of that.”
She walks into the castle, muttering. "Didn't know people could go insane this early on in life."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*Ponderosa pines I think are the tree that smells like marshmallows, maybe I'm insane though*
A teenage tiefling girl walks into the clearing surrounding the castle. Her skin is tinted purple, and her eyes are pure silver orbs. "Finally! A place to rest!" She stops outside the moat upon seeing the fish within.
A young man with blonde hair and green eyes, wearing a tattered suit grunts. “This won’t just be a place to rest. This will be your home forever. You’ll never be able to get out until you die, and that’ll for sure be soon.”
"Hmm. Are there more people here? Or is everyone as cheerful and welcoming as you?" She quickly shrinks into a black cat and leaps over the moat, before transforming back into humanoid form.
“There aren’t many people here. Most of them die. Interesting trick.”
She rolls her eyes. "You're being quite morbid. There's no way it could possibly be that bad here. I'll just stay for a few days, then be on my way."
He laughs. “Leave? Haha. No. Nobody can leave. The monsters make sure of that.”
She walks into the castle, muttering. "Didn't know people could go insane this early on in life."
“If I’m insane, everyone here is insane.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
a carriage drives through the woods, toward the castle
The man in front of the castle shrieks as he sees it.
the horse rears in response, and the carriage stops
“The (GP)?” He says.
upon further inspection, the carriage doesn't have a driver. you hear a voice from within, accented, slightly growly, with a..... shiny quality
"a warm welcome indeed!"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
a carriage drives through the woods, toward the castle
The man in front of the castle shrieks as he sees it.
the horse rears in response, and the carriage stops
“The (GP)?” He says.
upon further inspection, the carriage doesn't have a driver. you hear a voice from within, accented, slightly growly, with a..... shiny quality
"a warm welcome indeed!"
“Go! Go before it’s too late!”
"..too late for what?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
a carriage drives through the woods, toward the castle
The man in front of the castle shrieks as he sees it.
the horse rears in response, and the carriage stops
“The (GP)?” He says.
upon further inspection, the carriage doesn't have a driver. you hear a voice from within, accented, slightly growly, with a..... shiny quality
"a warm welcome indeed!"
“Go! Go before it’s too late!”
"..too late for what?"
“Escape. The monsters will kill you!”
"I have no fear of monsters. you'll have to do better than that to dissuade me"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
a carriage drives through the woods, toward the castle
The man in front of the castle shrieks as he sees it.
the horse rears in response, and the carriage stops
“The (GP)?” He says.
upon further inspection, the carriage doesn't have a driver. you hear a voice from within, accented, slightly growly, with a..... shiny quality
"a warm welcome indeed!"
“Go! Go before it’s too late!”
"..too late for what?"
“Escape. The monsters will kill you!”
"I have no fear of monsters. you'll have to do better than that to dissuade me"
“Do you have a fear of being stuck here?”
"stuck? what do you mean?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
a carriage drives through the woods, toward the castle
The man in front of the castle shrieks as he sees it.
the horse rears in response, and the carriage stops
“The (GP)?” He says.
upon further inspection, the carriage doesn't have a driver. you hear a voice from within, accented, slightly growly, with a..... shiny quality
"a warm welcome indeed!"
“Go! Go before it’s too late!”
"..too late for what?"
“Escape. The monsters will kill you!”
"I have no fear of monsters. you'll have to do better than that to dissuade me"
“Do you have a fear of being stuck here?”
"stuck? what do you mean?"
“You can never leave now.”
"they warned me this property was cursed. I thought they ment haunted"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
a carriage drives through the woods, toward the castle
The man in front of the castle shrieks as he sees it.
the horse rears in response, and the carriage stops
“The (GP)?” He says.
upon further inspection, the carriage doesn't have a driver. you hear a voice from within, accented, slightly growly, with a..... shiny quality
"a warm welcome indeed!"
“Go! Go before it’s too late!”
"..too late for what?"
“Escape. The monsters will kill you!”
"I have no fear of monsters. you'll have to do better than that to dissuade me"
“Do you have a fear of being stuck here?”
"stuck? what do you mean?"
“You can never leave now.”
"they warned me this property was cursed. I thought they ment haunted"
“Property?” He starts laughing.
"yes, I intend to buy this castle"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
a carriage drives through the woods, toward the castle
The man in front of the castle shrieks as he sees it.
the horse rears in response, and the carriage stops
“The (GP)?” He says.
upon further inspection, the carriage doesn't have a driver. you hear a voice from within, accented, slightly growly, with a..... shiny quality
"a warm welcome indeed!"
“Go! Go before it’s too late!”
"..too late for what?"
“Escape. The monsters will kill you!”
"I have no fear of monsters. you'll have to do better than that to dissuade me"
“Do you have a fear of being stuck here?”
"stuck? what do you mean?"
“You can never leave now.”
"they warned me this property was cursed. I thought they ment haunted"
“Property?” He starts laughing.
"yes, I intend to buy this castle"
He laughs even harder. “You don’t want it.”
"and why, prey tell, is that?"
*that typo is 100% intentional*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
a carriage drives through the woods, toward the castle
The man in front of the castle shrieks as he sees it.
the horse rears in response, and the carriage stops
“The (GP)?” He says.
upon further inspection, the carriage doesn't have a driver. you hear a voice from within, accented, slightly growly, with a..... shiny quality
"a warm welcome indeed!"
“Go! Go before it’s too late!”
"..too late for what?"
“Escape. The monsters will kill you!”
"I have no fear of monsters. you'll have to do better than that to dissuade me"
“Do you have a fear of being stuck here?”
"stuck? what do you mean?"
“You can never leave now.”
"they warned me this property was cursed. I thought they ment haunted"
“Property?” He starts laughing.
"yes, I intend to buy this castle"
He laughs even harder. “You don’t want it.”
"and why, prey tell, is that?"
*that typo is 100% intentional*
“You can’t leave, monsters invade every week, it’s really creepy…”
"the monsters come from somewhere, no? destroy that, then they cant attack"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
a carriage drives through the woods, toward the castle
The man in front of the castle shrieks as he sees it.
the horse rears in response, and the carriage stops
“The (GP)?” He says.
upon further inspection, the carriage doesn't have a driver. you hear a voice from within, accented, slightly growly, with a..... shiny quality
"a warm welcome indeed!"
“Go! Go before it’s too late!”
"..too late for what?"
“Escape. The monsters will kill you!”
"I have no fear of monsters. you'll have to do better than that to dissuade me"
“Do you have a fear of being stuck here?”
"stuck? what do you mean?"
“You can never leave now.”
"they warned me this property was cursed. I thought they ment haunted"
“Property?” He starts laughing.
"yes, I intend to buy this castle"
He laughs even harder. “You don’t want it.”
"and why, prey tell, is that?"
*that typo is 100% intentional*
“You can’t leave, monsters invade every week, it’s really creepy…”
"the monsters come from somewhere, no? destroy that, then they cant attack"
“You’ll never get past them.”
"through magic, all things are possible"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
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“The (GP)?” He says.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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She walks into the castle, muttering. "Didn't know people could go insane this early on in life."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
“If I’m insane, everyone here is insane.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
upon further inspection, the carriage doesn't have a driver. you hear a voice from within, accented, slightly growly, with a..... shiny quality
"a warm welcome indeed!"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Go! Go before it’s too late!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"..too late for what?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Escape. The monsters will kill you!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"I have no fear of monsters. you'll have to do better than that to dissuade me"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Do you have a fear of being stuck here?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"stuck? what do you mean?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“You can never leave now.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"they warned me this property was cursed. I thought they ment haunted"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Property?” He starts laughing.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"yes, I intend to buy this castle"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
He laughs even harder. “You don’t want it.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"and why, prey tell, is that?"
*that typo is 100% intentional*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“You can’t leave, monsters invade every week, it’s really creepy…”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"the monsters come from somewhere, no? destroy that, then they cant attack"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“You’ll never get past them.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"through magic, all things are possible"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life