'Elshi. Cool. I'm Cal. You'll see my name 5th down on the leaderboard'. He points to a whiteboard in the corner of the station, on which is a tally of all the hunters' kill counts. 'I could lend you some hunting gear, if you'd want. It can be dangerous if you're not equipped'
"Thanks, but I already have some hunting gear." They hand over a shiny stone with multicolored rings
*Also since my character is part ranger, even though this isn't an option, can my favored terrain be Urban?*
'I mean, like a wendi or a gun. Or this little guy'. Cal gestures to his drone. 'Something that can pack a punch, and keep you safe'
*Yes, definitely!*
"Ah. Well I specialize in auto weapons if ya wanna give me another gun. Thank you"
They do a nod bow
*Thx :3*
'Auto weapons? Nice. Could mow down a whole horde if you wanted, get your name up on the boards. We'd like to have you'
'Elshi. Cool. I'm Cal. You'll see my name 5th down on the leaderboard'. He points to a whiteboard in the corner of the station, on which is a tally of all the hunters' kill counts. 'I could lend you some hunting gear, if you'd want. It can be dangerous if you're not equipped'
"Thanks, but I already have some hunting gear." They hand over a shiny stone with multicolored rings
*Also since my character is part ranger, even though this isn't an option, can my favored terrain be Urban?*
'I mean, like a wendi or a gun. Or this little guy'. Cal gestures to his drone. 'Something that can pack a punch, and keep you safe'
*Yes, definitely!*
"Ah. Well I specialize in auto weapons if ya wanna give me another gun. Thank you"
They do a nod bow
*Thx :3*
'Auto weapons? Nice. Could mow down a whole horde if you wanted, get your name up on the boards. We'd like to have you'
"I... I can aim well and fire accurately... but I'm not used to fighting..."
Lord Braafheid and his servant are watching as a bunch of smugglers they hired bring in boxes of grey-market food and drinks to the bar.
A guy in neon yellow glasses and an obnoxiously yellow shirt goes over to the boxes. 'Got any lemonade?'
"No, but I can make some." The servant waddles to a box and pulls out a lemon after a couple unsuccessful grabs. "Could you cut this for me? My paws aren't very precise, and I don't want to slice them open with a serrated, lemon-covered bar knife."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Elshi. Cool. I'm Cal. You'll see my name 5th down on the leaderboard'. He points to a whiteboard in the corner of the station, on which is a tally of all the hunters' kill counts. 'I could lend you some hunting gear, if you'd want. It can be dangerous if you're not equipped'
"Thanks, but I already have some hunting gear." They hand over a shiny stone with multicolored rings
*Also since my character is part ranger, even though this isn't an option, can my favored terrain be Urban?*
'I mean, like a wendi or a gun. Or this little guy'. Cal gestures to his drone. 'Something that can pack a punch, and keep you safe'
*Yes, definitely!*
"Ah. Well I specialize in auto weapons if ya wanna give me another gun. Thank you"
They do a nod bow
*Thx :3*
'Auto weapons? Nice. Could mow down a whole horde if you wanted, get your name up on the boards. We'd like to have you'
"I... I can aim well and fire accurately... but I'm not used to fighting..."
'Well, this is the place to start. It might not be as good as it used to be, but you can still find some decent targets on the leo line. Just got to go a bit further, is all. It's not frightening or anything, you do realise that we outgun the quarry'
Lord Braafheid and his servant are watching as a bunch of smugglers they hired bring in boxes of grey-market food and drinks to the bar.
A guy in neon yellow glasses and an obnoxiously yellow shirt goes over to the boxes. 'Got any lemonade?'
"No, but I can make some." The servant waddles to a box and pulls out a lemon after a couple unsuccessful grabs. "Could you cut this for me? My paws aren't very precise, and I don't want to slice them open with a serrated, lemon-covered bar knife."
'Sure can.' He takes the lemon. 'Hey lemon, guess what? You're gonna be eLEMONated!'
He cuts into the lemon, an almost manic grin on his face
'Well, this is the place to start. It might not be as good as it used to be, but you can still find some decent targets on the leo line. Just got to go a bit further, is all. It's not frightening or anything, you do realise that we outgun the quarry'
"Okay." they kind of awkwardly nod, the way someone listening without much else to say would.
'Well, this is the place to start. It might not be as good as it used to be, but you can still find some decent targets on the leo line. Just got to go a bit further, is all. It's not frightening or anything, you do realise that we outgun the quarry'
"Okay." they kind of awkwardly nod, the way someone listening without much else to say would.
'You're not scared, are you? I remember when I was new to this place.... You are new, right? You don't, like, live in the walls or something?'
"No, but I can make some." The servant waddles to a box and pulls out a lemon after a couple unsuccessful grabs. "Could you cut this for me? My paws aren't very precise, and I don't want to slice them open with a serrated, lemon-covered bar knife."
'Sure can.' He takes the lemon. 'Hey lemon, guess what? You're gonna be eLEMONated!'
He cuts into the lemon, an almost manic grin on his face
"Awesome." Comments the strugel, preparing the sugar water. "You don't look like one of the Wendi boys. Anything you need down here, or are you just checking it out?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Well, this is the place to start. It might not be as good as it used to be, but you can still find some decent targets on the leo line. Just got to go a bit further, is all. It's not frightening or anything, you do realise that we outgun the quarry'
"Okay." they kind of awkwardly nod, the way someone listening without much else to say would.
'You're not scared, are you? I remember when I was new to this place.... You are new, right? You don't, like, live in the walls or something?'
"Yeah, I'm new here. What really is 'here' though?"
"No, but I can make some." The servant waddles to a box and pulls out a lemon after a couple unsuccessful grabs. "Could you cut this for me? My paws aren't very precise, and I don't want to slice them open with a serrated, lemon-covered bar knife."
'Sure can.' He takes the lemon. 'Hey lemon, guess what? You're gonna be eLEMONated!'
He cuts into the lemon, an almost manic grin on his face
"Awesome." Comments the strugel, preparing the sugar water. "You don't look like one of the Wendi boys. Anything you need down here, or are you just checking it out?"
'Nah, I'm a proper hunter, all right. Got my name in the top 3, and it won't be long til I take first place. I just don't bother myself with all the cr*p gear that the other guys rely on. Think just because they're covered in body armour that they're tough. I'd say it's the opposite. Thanks for the help, this is like, real lemonade. Not the bottled stuff'
'Well, this is the place to start. It might not be as good as it used to be, but you can still find some decent targets on the leo line. Just got to go a bit further, is all. It's not frightening or anything, you do realise that we outgun the quarry'
"Okay." they kind of awkwardly nod, the way someone listening without much else to say would.
'You're not scared, are you? I remember when I was new to this place.... You are new, right? You don't, like, live in the walls or something?'
"Yeah, I'm new here. What really is 'here' though?"
'Here? Here is Kio Street Station, our safe house. Further out is the Leonidas line, or the leo line, where we explore and hunt and find cool stuff. And then, further down, well, that's a death maze. I don't go there, I'd rather live. This guy Casey, kind of a legend down here, he once left to go see what was below the leo line, and was able to come back alive. Used to be how he'd score his best kills. Then people started imitating, and they weren't so lucky'
"Awesome." Comments the strugel, preparing the sugar water. "You don't look like one of the Wendi boys. Anything you need down here, or are you just checking it out?"
'Nah, I'm a proper hunter, all right. Got my name in the top 3, and it won't be long til I take first place. I just don't bother myself with all the cr*p gear that the other guys rely on. Think just because they're covered in body armour that they're tough. I'd say it's the opposite. Thanks for the help, this is like, real lemonade. Not the bottled stuff'
"We're actually trying to clear out that leaderboard, starting from the top. I hope you don't mind." They juice the lemons and put the juice into the water, making real, fresh, cold lemonade. "So you'll be on top of you just sit back. For a bit, at least."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Awesome." Comments the strugel, preparing the sugar water. "You don't look like one of the Wendi boys. Anything you need down here, or are you just checking it out?"
'Nah, I'm a proper hunter, all right. Got my name in the top 3, and it won't be long til I take first place. I just don't bother myself with all the cr*p gear that the other guys rely on. Think just because they're covered in body armour that they're tough. I'd say it's the opposite. Thanks for the help, this is like, real lemonade. Not the bottled stuff'
"We're actually trying to clear out that leaderboard, starting from the top. I hope you don't mind." They juice the lemons and put the juice into the water, making real, fresh, cold lemonade. "So you'll be on top of you just sit back. For a bit, at least."
'Clear out the leaderboard? What for, and how? Casey's score has sat there for years now. Folks won't be happy.'
The guy sips his lemonade, amazed at the taste. 'What is this stuff? It's godlike'
'Well, this is the place to start. It might not be as good as it used to be, but you can still find some decent targets on the leo line. Just got to go a bit further, is all. It's not frightening or anything, you do realise that we outgun the quarry'
"Okay." they kind of awkwardly nod, the way someone listening without much else to say would.
'You're not scared, are you? I remember when I was new to this place.... You are new, right? You don't, like, live in the walls or something?'
"Yeah, I'm new here. What really is 'here' though?"
'Here? Here is Kio Street Station, our safe house. Further out is the Leonidas line, or the leo line, where we explore and hunt and find cool stuff. And then, further down, well, that's a death maze. I don't go there, I'd rather live. This guy Casey, kind of a legend down here, he once left to go see what was below the leo line, and was able to come back alive. Used to be how he'd score his best kills. Then people started imitating, and they weren't so lucky'
The young boy is hanging around the area, carrying his gun.
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'Well, this is the place to start. It might not be as good as it used to be, but you can still find some decent targets on the leo line. Just got to go a bit further, is all. It's not frightening or anything, you do realise that we outgun the quarry'
"Okay." they kind of awkwardly nod, the way someone listening without much else to say would.
'You're not scared, are you? I remember when I was new to this place.... You are new, right? You don't, like, live in the walls or something?'
"Yeah, I'm new here. What really is 'here' though?"
'Here? Here is Kio Street Station, our safe house. Further out is the Leonidas line, or the leo line, where we explore and hunt and find cool stuff. And then, further down, well, that's a death maze. I don't go there, I'd rather live. This guy Casey, kind of a legend down here, he once left to go see what was below the leo line, and was able to come back alive. Used to be how he'd score his best kills. Then people started imitating, and they weren't so lucky'
"Damn"
'Yeah. That's how it is here, I guess. It's not like up there, where we got pacificators to keep us nice and safe'
'Well, this is the place to start. It might not be as good as it used to be, but you can still find some decent targets on the leo line. Just got to go a bit further, is all. It's not frightening or anything, you do realise that we outgun the quarry'
"Okay." they kind of awkwardly nod, the way someone listening without much else to say would.
'You're not scared, are you? I remember when I was new to this place.... You are new, right? You don't, like, live in the walls or something?'
"Yeah, I'm new here. What really is 'here' though?"
'Here? Here is Kio Street Station, our safe house. Further out is the Leonidas line, or the leo line, where we explore and hunt and find cool stuff. And then, further down, well, that's a death maze. I don't go there, I'd rather live. This guy Casey, kind of a legend down here, he once left to go see what was below the leo line, and was able to come back alive. Used to be how he'd score his best kills. Then people started imitating, and they weren't so lucky'
"Damn"
'Yeah. That's how it is here, I guess. It's not like up there, where we got pacificators to keep us nice and safe'
"Is there any place full of good finds around here?"
"We're actually trying to clear out that leaderboard, starting from the top. I hope you don't mind." They juice the lemons and put the juice into the water, making real, fresh, cold lemonade. "So you'll be on top of you just sit back. For a bit, at least."
'Clear out the leaderboard? What for, and how? Casey's score has sat there for years now. Folks won't be happy.'
The guy sips his lemonade, amazed at the taste. 'What is this stuff? It's godlike'
"Well, it goes a little like this: your number of kills is the bounty on your head. Top three positions on the leaderboard have a multiplier on said bounty. It's really, really easy when you control access to real food, real drinks, real everything." They take a sip of their own lemonade. "Get enough guns on someone, they die. Even a demigod's 'Oh (GP)' threshold is five guys with shotguns down an alley they don't expect. If you wanna know the why, my parents were unchipped, meaning I got to come to the realization that the difference between a chipped and an unchipped is purely who has a piece of plasteel implanted into them."
Boss Braafhied is nowhere to be seen. The smugglers are all watching the converstation. "So, despite what y'all like to believe, proficiency in violence isn't everything. It's the ability to control people, not end them. Everything else comes second. So, I wanna suggest a course of action to earn a safe place to hide out from the oncoming storm: join me, and I'll give you an extra two times multiplier on collected bounties and take your name off the leaderboard. Or you can die with the rest of the primitive filth who fail to adapt to sudden change. Plus, I'll let you dip into my stock if you join as a little incentive."
'Well, this is the place to start. It might not be as good as it used to be, but you can still find some decent targets on the leo line. Just got to go a bit further, is all. It's not frightening or anything, you do realise that we outgun the quarry'
"Okay." they kind of awkwardly nod, the way someone listening without much else to say would.
'You're not scared, are you? I remember when I was new to this place.... You are new, right? You don't, like, live in the walls or something?'
"Yeah, I'm new here. What really is 'here' though?"
'Here? Here is Kio Street Station, our safe house. Further out is the Leonidas line, or the leo line, where we explore and hunt and find cool stuff. And then, further down, well, that's a death maze. I don't go there, I'd rather live. This guy Casey, kind of a legend down here, he once left to go see what was below the leo line, and was able to come back alive. Used to be how he'd score his best kills. Then people started imitating, and they weren't so lucky'
"Damn"
'Yeah. That's how it is here, I guess. It's not like up there, where we got pacificators to keep us nice and safe'
"Is there any place full of good finds around here?"
'What do you count as a good find? I mean, there might be old railway scrap if you're into that kind of stuff. And you could always try the smoked-out remains of enemy camps, but picking around there might make you look sus very quickly. Most of the scavengers down here are unchipped, and that's the last thing you want to be mistook for'
'Auto weapons? Nice. Could mow down a whole horde if you wanted, get your name up on the boards. We'd like to have you'
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"I... I can aim well and fire accurately... but I'm not used to fighting..."
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"No, but I can make some." The servant waddles to a box and pulls out a lemon after a couple unsuccessful grabs. "Could you cut this for me? My paws aren't very precise, and I don't want to slice them open with a serrated, lemon-covered bar knife."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Well, this is the place to start. It might not be as good as it used to be, but you can still find some decent targets on the leo line. Just got to go a bit further, is all. It's not frightening or anything, you do realise that we outgun the quarry'
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'Sure can.' He takes the lemon. 'Hey lemon, guess what? You're gonna be eLEMONated!'
He cuts into the lemon, an almost manic grin on his face
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"Okay." they kind of awkwardly nod, the way someone listening without much else to say would.
Sig but long ^w^
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
'You're not scared, are you? I remember when I was new to this place.... You are new, right? You don't, like, live in the walls or something?'
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"Awesome." Comments the strugel, preparing the sugar water. "You don't look like one of the Wendi boys. Anything you need down here, or are you just checking it out?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Yeah, I'm new here. What really is 'here' though?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
'Nah, I'm a proper hunter, all right. Got my name in the top 3, and it won't be long til I take first place. I just don't bother myself with all the cr*p gear that the other guys rely on. Think just because they're covered in body armour that they're tough. I'd say it's the opposite. Thanks for the help, this is like, real lemonade. Not the bottled stuff'
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'Here? Here is Kio Street Station, our safe house. Further out is the Leonidas line, or the leo line, where we explore and hunt and find cool stuff. And then, further down, well, that's a death maze. I don't go there, I'd rather live. This guy Casey, kind of a legend down here, he once left to go see what was below the leo line, and was able to come back alive. Used to be how he'd score his best kills. Then people started imitating, and they weren't so lucky'
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"We're actually trying to clear out that leaderboard, starting from the top. I hope you don't mind." They juice the lemons and put the juice into the water, making real, fresh, cold lemonade. "So you'll be on top of you just sit back. For a bit, at least."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Clear out the leaderboard? What for, and how? Casey's score has sat there for years now. Folks won't be happy.'
The guy sips his lemonade, amazed at the taste. 'What is this stuff? It's godlike'
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"Damn"
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Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
The young boy is hanging around the area, carrying his gun.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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Elshi waves, also carrying their own gun.
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
'Yeah. That's how it is here, I guess. It's not like up there, where we got pacificators to keep us nice and safe'
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"Is there any place full of good finds around here?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"Well, it goes a little like this: your number of kills is the bounty on your head. Top three positions on the leaderboard have a multiplier on said bounty. It's really, really easy when you control access to real food, real drinks, real everything." They take a sip of their own lemonade. "Get enough guns on someone, they die. Even a demigod's 'Oh (GP)' threshold is five guys with shotguns down an alley they don't expect. If you wanna know the why, my parents were unchipped, meaning I got to come to the realization that the difference between a chipped and an unchipped is purely who has a piece of plasteel implanted into them."
Boss Braafhied is nowhere to be seen. The smugglers are all watching the converstation. "So, despite what y'all like to believe, proficiency in violence isn't everything. It's the ability to control people, not end them. Everything else comes second. So, I wanna suggest a course of action to earn a safe place to hide out from the oncoming storm: join me, and I'll give you an extra two times multiplier on collected bounties and take your name off the leaderboard. Or you can die with the rest of the primitive filth who fail to adapt to sudden change. Plus, I'll let you dip into my stock if you join as a little incentive."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'What do you count as a good find? I mean, there might be old railway scrap if you're into that kind of stuff. And you could always try the smoked-out remains of enemy camps, but picking around there might make you look sus very quickly. Most of the scavengers down here are unchipped, and that's the last thing you want to be mistook for'
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