A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
"Don't worry, I totally got a chip or whatever. You can't scan it though or... We'll explode and stuff." They mimic a massive explosion.
'And why would that be? Exploding chip is a faulty chip is an invalid chip.'
"Listen lad, I am just meandering about. No need to get into a fight yeah? I help you and you help me?"
'Ok, sure. You find the guy who did this, and bring him to me. Alive, but maybe with a few less limbs. So I can talk to him, and empty a gun into his head once I'm done. And what do you want in return?'
"Stop harassing me bout a chip, my good man, also lie to your friends about it too. I got a good thing going, and I don't need to be found out yet."
'Sure, sure. But don't blame me if they shoot you of their own free will. I can say whatever, hunters are still hunters'
"Good stuff, now lets go find this killer!"
'Where do we start?'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
"Don't worry, I totally got a chip or whatever. You can't scan it though or... We'll explode and stuff." They mimic a massive explosion.
'And why would that be? Exploding chip is a faulty chip is an invalid chip.'
"Listen lad, I am just meandering about. No need to get into a fight yeah? I help you and you help me?"
'Ok, sure. You find the guy who did this, and bring him to me. Alive, but maybe with a few less limbs. So I can talk to him, and empty a gun into his head once I'm done. And what do you want in return?'
"Stop harassing me bout a chip, my good man, also lie to your friends about it too. I got a good thing going, and I don't need to be found out yet."
'Sure, sure. But don't blame me if they shoot you of their own free will. I can say whatever, hunters are still hunters'
"Good stuff, now lets go find this killer!"
'Where do we start?'
"Back at the crime scene, like any good detective."
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Elliot is shooting some poor rats. He waves to the hunter.
'Don't go that way, kid. There's a killer on the loose'
“What? A killer?”
'Yeah. Stuck a load of bodies on spikes. Real bodies, like, even a couple CATO agents, and a whole bunch of Wendi Boys'
“Woahhhhhhhhh. I think I saw them!”
'You did? What they look like? Where they go?'
“Um, I forgot. The guy promised to teach me how to kill rats!”
'I wouldn't trust them, then. Seem to be killing a little more than rats. I could teach you how to kill, if you want. Got a kill count of 41'
“But have you killed any rats? That’s what I thought!”
'Basically the same thing. Both vermin.'
“But rats cause diseases and are smaller.” He says stubbornly.
'Unchipped cause diseases as well. And some of them are pretty small. Some say they're mutating into their own species. Believe it if you will'
“Wait-mutating Unchipped? That’s scary.”
'Yeah. Like, they're proper feral, some of them go their whole lives without seeing natural light. And with nothing to eat but rat meat and each other'. The hunter grins, evidently enjoying trying to frighten the boy
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
"Don't worry, I totally got a chip or whatever. You can't scan it though or... We'll explode and stuff." They mimic a massive explosion.
'And why would that be? Exploding chip is a faulty chip is an invalid chip.'
"Listen lad, I am just meandering about. No need to get into a fight yeah? I help you and you help me?"
'Ok, sure. You find the guy who did this, and bring him to me. Alive, but maybe with a few less limbs. So I can talk to him, and empty a gun into his head once I'm done. And what do you want in return?'
"Stop harassing me bout a chip, my good man, also lie to your friends about it too. I got a good thing going, and I don't need to be found out yet."
'Sure, sure. But don't blame me if they shoot you of their own free will. I can say whatever, hunters are still hunters'
"Good stuff, now lets go find this killer!"
'Where do we start?'
"Back at the crime scene, like any good detective."
'Very well. I'm Cal, by the way. You?'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
"Don't worry, I totally got a chip or whatever. You can't scan it though or... We'll explode and stuff." They mimic a massive explosion.
'And why would that be? Exploding chip is a faulty chip is an invalid chip.'
"Listen lad, I am just meandering about. No need to get into a fight yeah? I help you and you help me?"
'Ok, sure. You find the guy who did this, and bring him to me. Alive, but maybe with a few less limbs. So I can talk to him, and empty a gun into his head once I'm done. And what do you want in return?'
"Stop harassing me bout a chip, my good man, also lie to your friends about it too. I got a good thing going, and I don't need to be found out yet."
'Sure, sure. But don't blame me if they shoot you of their own free will. I can say whatever, hunters are still hunters'
"Good stuff, now lets go find this killer!"
'Where do we start?'
"Back at the crime scene, like any good detective."
'Very well. I'm Cal, by the way. You?'
"I am the great Barnabus, master collector of all things I can get my mechanical motive appendages on!"
A young man in yellow rubber gloves is hiding in the shadows
the dude's moved onto a new canvas
He keeps watching, admiring the work, but seems afraid to show himself
"I can hear you back there"
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Elliot is shooting some poor rats. He waves to the hunter.
'Don't go that way, kid. There's a killer on the loose'
“What? A killer?”
'Yeah. Stuck a load of bodies on spikes. Real bodies, like, even a couple CATO agents, and a whole bunch of Wendi Boys'
“Woahhhhhhhhh. I think I saw them!”
'You did? What they look like? Where they go?'
“Um, I forgot. The guy promised to teach me how to kill rats!”
'I wouldn't trust them, then. Seem to be killing a little more than rats. I could teach you how to kill, if you want. Got a kill count of 41'
“But have you killed any rats? That’s what I thought!”
'Basically the same thing. Both vermin.'
“But rats cause diseases and are smaller.” He says stubbornly.
'Unchipped cause diseases as well. And some of them are pretty small. Some say they're mutating into their own species. Believe it if you will'
“Wait-mutating Unchipped? That’s scary.”
'Yeah. Like, they're proper feral, some of them go their whole lives without seeing natural light. And with nothing to eat but rat meat and each other'. The hunter grins, evidently enjoying trying to frighten the boy
“Woahhhhhhhh… that sounds scary. Maybe I should hunt them.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
"Don't worry, I totally got a chip or whatever. You can't scan it though or... We'll explode and stuff." They mimic a massive explosion.
'And why would that be? Exploding chip is a faulty chip is an invalid chip.'
"Listen lad, I am just meandering about. No need to get into a fight yeah? I help you and you help me?"
'Ok, sure. You find the guy who did this, and bring him to me. Alive, but maybe with a few less limbs. So I can talk to him, and empty a gun into his head once I'm done. And what do you want in return?'
"Stop harassing me bout a chip, my good man, also lie to your friends about it too. I got a good thing going, and I don't need to be found out yet."
'Sure, sure. But don't blame me if they shoot you of their own free will. I can say whatever, hunters are still hunters'
"Good stuff, now lets go find this killer!"
'Where do we start?'
"Back at the crime scene, like any good detective."
'Very well. I'm Cal, by the way. You?'
"I am the great Barnabus, master collector of all things I can get my mechanical motive appendages on!"
'Of course you are'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
A young man in yellow rubber gloves is hiding in the shadows
the dude's moved onto a new canvas
He keeps watching, admiring the work, but seems afraid to show himself
"I can hear you back there"
'Don't shoot. I got folks who'll make ya life hell if ya do'
"Hey, I don't shoot unless you shoot first. It's my rule."
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
A young man in yellow rubber gloves is hiding in the shadows
the dude's moved onto a new canvas
He keeps watching, admiring the work, but seems afraid to show himself
"I can hear you back there"
'Don't shoot. I got folks who'll make ya life hell if ya do'
"Hey, I don't shoot unless you shoot first. It's my rule."
'Well, good paint. And don't call your hunter buddies over, okay'
"Hunter? No way!" He cracks up. "I'm a scrapper. You're safe with me."
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Fives is trying to rack up some kills on the bounty board, in order to advertise their services.
*btw they're filthy unchipped, but I would NOT recommend fighting them*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
'Where do we start?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Wait-mutating Unchipped? That’s scary.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"Back at the crime scene, like any good detective."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
'Yeah. Like, they're proper feral, some of them go their whole lives without seeing natural light. And with nothing to eat but rat meat and each other'. The hunter grins, evidently enjoying trying to frighten the boy
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Very well. I'm Cal, by the way. You?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"I am the great Barnabus, master collector of all things I can get my mechanical motive appendages on!"
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"I can hear you back there"
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
“Woahhhhhhhh… that sounds scary. Maybe I should hunt them.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
'Of course you are'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Don't shoot. I got folks who'll make ya life hell if ya do'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Hey, I don't shoot unless you shoot first. It's my rule."
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*No chip, no mercy*
*this seems kinda neat :>*
'Well, good paint. And don't call your hunter buddies over, okay'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Hunter? No way!" He cracks up. "I'm a scrapper. You're safe with me."
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*Dutch has to go, but he'll be back.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Fives is trying to rack up some kills on the bounty board, in order to advertise their services.
*btw they're filthy unchipped, but I would NOT recommend fighting them*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
oh, cool
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*So how does this work?*
cyberpunk 2077
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*No chip, no mercy.*