"Not just a god... but the RULER OF THE SEA, THE ALL POWERFUL, BEASTLY, MERCILESS MASTER OF ALL THINGS BLUE AND WET! NONE HAVE EVER WOUNDED HIM, AND NONE WILL!!! HE HAS PROVIDED ME, REYAN ZHO, THE LEADER OF THE CHURCH OF DEEP BLUE, THE TOOLS NESSICARRY TO DEVESTATE ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY! I WILL CLAIM VICTORY IN HIS NAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"
*He's a kraken*
Reyan breathes heavily, before sitting down, exhausted from yelling so much.
*I've read his book. he's a special kraken*
"...interesting. there are ostensibly sea monsters on Oerth, but they haven't been seen in a long time. I haven't seen you around, have you signed up yet?"
*I know. I think I bought every 5e book with some kind of character options in it except wildemount.*
"No, I will soon."
*I can't access my character sheets right now, I'll do it when I get home.*
"do you fight alone?"
"Thats for me to know, and you to not. MWAHAHAHA!"
He says it like it was the most devious and villainous thing he could possibly have said.
"...uh-huh. what is.... theros, was it? what is theros like?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Not just a god... but the RULER OF THE SEA, THE ALL POWERFUL, BEASTLY, MERCILESS MASTER OF ALL THINGS BLUE AND WET! NONE HAVE EVER WOUNDED HIM, AND NONE WILL!!! HE HAS PROVIDED ME, REYAN ZHO, THE LEADER OF THE CHURCH OF DEEP BLUE, THE TOOLS NESSICARRY TO DEVESTATE ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY! I WILL CLAIM VICTORY IN HIS NAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"
*He's a kraken*
Reyan breathes heavily, before sitting down, exhausted from yelling so much.
*I've read his book. he's a special kraken*
"...interesting. there are ostensibly sea monsters on Oerth, but they haven't been seen in a long time. I haven't seen you around, have you signed up yet?"
*I know. I think I bought every 5e book with some kind of character options in it except wildemount.*
"No, I will soon."
*I can't access my character sheets right now, I'll do it when I get home.*
"do you fight alone?"
"Thats for me to know, and you to not. MWAHAHAHA!"
He says it like it was the most devious and villainous thing he could possibly have said.
"...uh-huh. what is.... theros, was it? what is theros like?"
"It's... well... it's pretty." His voice softens. "The sunset glistens so nicely over the ocean, seeing the ships of adventurers sail of to their doom to try to kill my master. It's been a while since I've been home. I travel across the planes, showing the dominance of the church of deep blue, spreading my religion, flooding a city or two. I long to return. maybe winning the games will prove to my master that I've done enough, that it's time for me to pass on my role to a younger member."
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
"Not just a god... but the RULER OF THE SEA, THE ALL POWERFUL, BEASTLY, MERCILESS MASTER OF ALL THINGS BLUE AND WET! NONE HAVE EVER WOUNDED HIM, AND NONE WILL!!! HE HAS PROVIDED ME, REYAN ZHO, THE LEADER OF THE CHURCH OF DEEP BLUE, THE TOOLS NESSICARRY TO DEVESTATE ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY! I WILL CLAIM VICTORY IN HIS NAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"
*He's a kraken*
Reyan breathes heavily, before sitting down, exhausted from yelling so much.
*I've read his book. he's a special kraken*
"...interesting. there are ostensibly sea monsters on Oerth, but they haven't been seen in a long time. I haven't seen you around, have you signed up yet?"
*I know. I think I bought every 5e book with some kind of character options in it except wildemount.*
"No, I will soon."
*I can't access my character sheets right now, I'll do it when I get home.*
"do you fight alone?"
"Thats for me to know, and you to not. MWAHAHAHA!"
He says it like it was the most devious and villainous thing he could possibly have said.
"...uh-huh. what is.... theros, was it? what is theros like?"
"It's... well... it's pretty." His voice softens. "The sunset glistens so nicely over the ocean, seeing the ships of adventurers sail of to their doom to try to kill my master. It's been a while since I've been home. I travel across the planes, showing the dominance of the church of deep blue, spreading my religion, flooding a city or two. I long to return. maybe winning the games will prove to my master that I've done enough, that it's time for me to pass on my role to a younger member."
He sighs, remembering his home.
"interesting. I may be from Oerth, but I dont have anything tying me there that I havent left long ago, so I may go to another world after the tournamnet is done. theros sounds lovley"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Some of it! I've been writing down the ones I remember as they come but so far I've only remembered 10! I used to know at least 100!" He says petulantly. Fives notices one of the minions discreetly write something in the book. It looks at Fives and makes a 'Shhh' gesture before falling back to it's original position.
"Then it just seems like you need a better memory, or keep track of your favorite spellbook yourself."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"Not just a god... but the RULER OF THE SEA, THE ALL POWERFUL, BEASTLY, MERCILESS MASTER OF ALL THINGS BLUE AND WET! NONE HAVE EVER WOUNDED HIM, AND NONE WILL!!! HE HAS PROVIDED ME, REYAN ZHO, THE LEADER OF THE CHURCH OF DEEP BLUE, THE TOOLS NESSICARRY TO DEVESTATE ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY! I WILL CLAIM VICTORY IN HIS NAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"
*He's a kraken*
Reyan breathes heavily, before sitting down, exhausted from yelling so much.
*I've read his book. he's a special kraken*
"...interesting. there are ostensibly sea monsters on Oerth, but they haven't been seen in a long time. I haven't seen you around, have you signed up yet?"
*I know. I think I bought every 5e book with some kind of character options in it except wildemount.*
"No, I will soon."
*I can't access my character sheets right now, I'll do it when I get home.*
"do you fight alone?"
"Thats for me to know, and you to not. MWAHAHAHA!"
He says it like it was the most devious and villainous thing he could possibly have said.
"...uh-huh. what is.... theros, was it? what is theros like?"
"It's... well... it's pretty." His voice softens. "The sunset glistens so nicely over the ocean, seeing the ships of adventurers sail of to their doom to try to kill my master. It's been a while since I've been home. I travel across the planes, showing the dominance of the church of deep blue, spreading my religion, flooding a city or two. I long to return. maybe winning the games will prove to my master that I've done enough, that it's time for me to pass on my role to a younger member."
He sighs, remembering his home.
"interesting. I may be from Oerth, but I dont have anything tying me there that I havent left long ago, so I may go to another world after the tournamnet is done. theros sounds lovley"
"Well, If you do end up coming to Theros, make sure to say hello."
*Good end?*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Not just a god... but the RULER OF THE SEA, THE ALL POWERFUL, BEASTLY, MERCILESS MASTER OF ALL THINGS BLUE AND WET! NONE HAVE EVER WOUNDED HIM, AND NONE WILL!!! HE HAS PROVIDED ME, REYAN ZHO, THE LEADER OF THE CHURCH OF DEEP BLUE, THE TOOLS NESSICARRY TO DEVESTATE ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY! I WILL CLAIM VICTORY IN HIS NAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"
*He's a kraken*
Reyan breathes heavily, before sitting down, exhausted from yelling so much.
*I've read his book. he's a special kraken*
"...interesting. there are ostensibly sea monsters on Oerth, but they haven't been seen in a long time. I haven't seen you around, have you signed up yet?"
*I know. I think I bought every 5e book with some kind of character options in it except wildemount.*
"No, I will soon."
*I can't access my character sheets right now, I'll do it when I get home.*
"do you fight alone?"
"Thats for me to know, and you to not. MWAHAHAHA!"
He says it like it was the most devious and villainous thing he could possibly have said.
"...uh-huh. what is.... theros, was it? what is theros like?"
"It's... well... it's pretty." His voice softens. "The sunset glistens so nicely over the ocean, seeing the ships of adventurers sail of to their doom to try to kill my master. It's been a while since I've been home. I travel across the planes, showing the dominance of the church of deep blue, spreading my religion, flooding a city or two. I long to return. maybe winning the games will prove to my master that I've done enough, that it's time for me to pass on my role to a younger member."
He sighs, remembering his home.
"interesting. I may be from Oerth, but I dont have anything tying me there that I havent left long ago, so I may go to another world after the tournamnet is done. theros sounds lovley"
"Well, If you do end up coming to Theros, make sure to say hello."
*Good end?*
*yup*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Kaia is at the Sphinx, waiting anxiously for her first Killing Floor
Dey is napping in the stands over at the Arena, using his flying carpet to hover 10 feet over everyone else to not disturb or disrupt, and maybe so a few certain people don’t try to ambush him…
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
*So sorry yall I’m gonna have to postpone one day cause I forgot my meds, the event will be all day tomorrow and through the weekend. I’ll get the rules up too 💔 again really sorry, I’ve been a little under the weather.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*So sorry yall I’m gonna have to postpone one day cause I forgot my meds, the event will be all day tomorrow and through the weekend. I’ll get the rules up too 💔 again really sorry, I’ve been a little under the weather.*
*That's okay. Take time for yourself.*
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
*So sorry yall I’m gonna have to postpone one day cause I forgot my meds, the event will be all day tomorrow and through the weekend. I’ll get the rules up too 💔 again really sorry, I’ve been a little under the weather.*
*cant have a session with a sick DM, take your time*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
*So sorry yall I’m gonna have to postpone one day cause I forgot my meds, the event will be all day tomorrow and through the weekend. I’ll get the rules up too 💔 again really sorry, I’ve been a little under the weather.*
*tis fine, I still need a little prep time myself anyways.*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
"...uh-huh. what is.... theros, was it? what is theros like?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"It's... well... it's pretty." His voice softens. "The sunset glistens so nicely over the ocean, seeing the ships of adventurers sail of to their doom to try to kill my master. It's been a while since I've been home. I travel across the planes, showing the dominance of the church of deep blue, spreading my religion, flooding a city or two. I long to return. maybe winning the games will prove to my master that I've done enough, that it's time for me to pass on my role to a younger member."
He sighs, remembering his home.
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
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"interesting. I may be from Oerth, but I dont have anything tying me there that I havent left long ago, so I may go to another world after the tournamnet is done. theros sounds lovley"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Then it just seems like you need a better memory, or keep track of your favorite spellbook yourself."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"Well, If you do end up coming to Theros, make sure to say hello."
*Good end?*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
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*Two hours!!!*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize
*ah ah ah!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*yup*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Kaia is at the Sphinx, waiting anxiously for her first Killing Floor
Dey is napping in the stands over at the Arena, using his flying carpet to hover 10 feet over everyone else to not disturb or disrupt, and maybe so a few certain people don’t try to ambush him…
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*So sorry yall I’m gonna have to postpone one day cause I forgot my meds, the event will be all day tomorrow and through the weekend. I’ll get the rules up too 💔 again really sorry, I’ve been a little under the weather.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*That's okay. Take time for yourself.*
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
*cant have a session with a sick DM, take your time*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*tis fine, I still need a little prep time myself anyways.*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
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PM "avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize