*still not convinced Monks' character is telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth*
*yeah, neither am I*
*I guess someone should bring in an 8 foot killer robot to intimidate the truth out of them. Who has one of those?*
*I have a +11 to intimidation. we could work together*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"i simply state that those gods could have been confused with eachother"
“You were implying that my informants were lying. Because I assume you know this language well enough to differentiate a word with three syllables from one with only one. Of course, maybe I overestimate you.”
"i didnt say lying, i said misremembered. a human mistake"
“I am not human. And you are only half so.”
"forgive me. a mortal mistake"
“Not many mortals make that mistake. I never do.”
"you've never confused two similar things?"
“Not the point. You are trying to change the subject. Why is your faith inconsistent? Is it not related closely to your oaths?”
*drat! I was hoping that would work!*
"...... a paladin's oath is more related to an ideal, than anything else, and is often sworn to gods embodying that ideal. I believe in duty. I believe in justice. I don't know which gods have jurisdiction over which world, so I try my best, and hope I get a god with jusisdiction"
DECPETION CUZ SHE'S SPITTING LIES: 16
Insight: 25
“You continue to lie, even after I’ve spread my entire story out for you in true honesty! I should have you abducted!”
"its...... its more complicated than that. and I don't trust you. or anyone. not fully"
“What should I do to gain your trust then, o brave and just paladin?” He takes out a flintlock and starts polishing it.
"its not that simple. I cant just send you on a quest and suddenly I trust you" she rests her hand on the pommel of her sword
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"i simply state that those gods could have been confused with eachother"
“You were implying that my informants were lying. Because I assume you know this language well enough to differentiate a word with three syllables from one with only one. Of course, maybe I overestimate you.”
"i didnt say lying, i said misremembered. a human mistake"
“I am not human. And you are only half so.”
"forgive me. a mortal mistake"
“Not many mortals make that mistake. I never do.”
"you've never confused two similar things?"
“Not the point. You are trying to change the subject. Why is your faith inconsistent? Is it not related closely to your oaths?”
*drat! I was hoping that would work!*
"...... a paladin's oath is more related to an ideal, than anything else, and is often sworn to gods embodying that ideal. I believe in duty. I believe in justice. I don't know which gods have jurisdiction over which world, so I try my best, and hope I get a god with jusisdiction"
DECPETION CUZ SHE'S SPITTING LIES: 16
Insight: 25
“You continue to lie, even after I’ve spread my entire story out for you in true honesty! I should have you abducted!”
"its...... its more complicated than that. and I don't trust you. or anyone. not fully"
“What should I do to gain your trust then, o brave and just paladin?” He takes out a flintlock and starts polishing it.
"its not that simple. I cant just send you on a quest and suddenly I trust you" she rests her hand on the pommel of her sword
“I didn’t ask for a quest, did I?” He says, noting the sword grab but choosing to ignore it
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
*still not convinced Monks' character is telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth*
*yeah, neither am I*
*I guess someone should bring in an 8 foot killer robot to intimidate the truth out of them. Who has one of those?*
*I have a +11 to intimidation. we could work together*
*help action doesn’t depend on modifier of the helper*
*I'm just saying, two intimidation checks are better than one*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"i simply state that those gods could have been confused with eachother"
“You were implying that my informants were lying. Because I assume you know this language well enough to differentiate a word with three syllables from one with only one. Of course, maybe I overestimate you.”
"i didnt say lying, i said misremembered. a human mistake"
“I am not human. And you are only half so.”
"forgive me. a mortal mistake"
“Not many mortals make that mistake. I never do.”
"you've never confused two similar things?"
“Not the point. You are trying to change the subject. Why is your faith inconsistent? Is it not related closely to your oaths?”
*drat! I was hoping that would work!*
"...... a paladin's oath is more related to an ideal, than anything else, and is often sworn to gods embodying that ideal. I believe in duty. I believe in justice. I don't know which gods have jurisdiction over which world, so I try my best, and hope I get a god with jusisdiction"
DECPETION CUZ SHE'S SPITTING LIES: 16
Insight: 25
“You continue to lie, even after I’ve spread my entire story out for you in true honesty! I should have you abducted!”
"its...... its more complicated than that. and I don't trust you. or anyone. not fully"
“What should I do to gain your trust then, o brave and just paladin?” He takes out a flintlock and starts polishing it.
"its not that simple. I cant just send you on a quest and suddenly I trust you" she rests her hand on the pommel of her sword
“I didn’t ask for a quest, did I?” He says, noting the sword grab but choosing to ignore it
"you asked what you could do to gain my trust. sounds similar enough to me"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"i simply state that those gods could have been confused with eachother"
“You were implying that my informants were lying. Because I assume you know this language well enough to differentiate a word with three syllables from one with only one. Of course, maybe I overestimate you.”
"i didnt say lying, i said misremembered. a human mistake"
“I am not human. And you are only half so.”
"forgive me. a mortal mistake"
“Not many mortals make that mistake. I never do.”
"you've never confused two similar things?"
“Not the point. You are trying to change the subject. Why is your faith inconsistent? Is it not related closely to your oaths?”
*drat! I was hoping that would work!*
"...... a paladin's oath is more related to an ideal, than anything else, and is often sworn to gods embodying that ideal. I believe in duty. I believe in justice. I don't know which gods have jurisdiction over which world, so I try my best, and hope I get a god with jusisdiction"
DECPETION CUZ SHE'S SPITTING LIES: 16
Insight: 25
“You continue to lie, even after I’ve spread my entire story out for you in true honesty! I should have you abducted!”
"its...... its more complicated than that. and I don't trust you. or anyone. not fully"
“What should I do to gain your trust then, o brave and just paladin?” He takes out a flintlock and starts polishing it.
"its not that simple. I cant just send you on a quest and suddenly I trust you" she rests her hand on the pommel of her sword
“I didn’t ask for a quest, did I?” He says, noting the sword grab but choosing to ignore it
"you asked what you could do to gain my trust. sounds similar enough to me"
“You adventurers, always thinking everything needs to be done with a grand quest. It’s okay to do something small every once in a while.” *gtg*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
"i simply state that those gods could have been confused with eachother"
“You were implying that my informants were lying. Because I assume you know this language well enough to differentiate a word with three syllables from one with only one. Of course, maybe I overestimate you.”
"i didnt say lying, i said misremembered. a human mistake"
“I am not human. And you are only half so.”
"forgive me. a mortal mistake"
“Not many mortals make that mistake. I never do.”
"you've never confused two similar things?"
“Not the point. You are trying to change the subject. Why is your faith inconsistent? Is it not related closely to your oaths?”
*drat! I was hoping that would work!*
"...... a paladin's oath is more related to an ideal, than anything else, and is often sworn to gods embodying that ideal. I believe in duty. I believe in justice. I don't know which gods have jurisdiction over which world, so I try my best, and hope I get a god with jusisdiction"
DECPETION CUZ SHE'S SPITTING LIES: 16
Insight: 25
“You continue to lie, even after I’ve spread my entire story out for you in true honesty! I should have you abducted!”
"its...... its more complicated than that. and I don't trust you. or anyone. not fully"
“What should I do to gain your trust then, o brave and just paladin?” He takes out a flintlock and starts polishing it.
"its not that simple. I cant just send you on a quest and suddenly I trust you" she rests her hand on the pommel of her sword
“I didn’t ask for a quest, did I?” He says, noting the sword grab but choosing to ignore it
"you asked what you could do to gain my trust. sounds similar enough to me"
“You adventurers, always thinking everything needs to be done with a grand quest. It’s okay to do something small every once in a while.” *gtg*
"and your focus on details dosent allow you to just go for something grand" *baiiii*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*still not convinced Monks' character is telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth*
*yeah, neither am I*
*I guess someone should bring in an 8 foot killer robot to intimidate the truth out of them. Who has one of those?*
*103250.3 pesos per hour. take it or leave it.*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*cut with captain* ”I assure you, I’ve built something grander than you ever will.”
"what? some kind of betting ring built on lies?"
*now I gtg*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*cut with captain* ”I assure you, I’ve built something grander than you ever will.”
"what? some kind of betting ring built on lies?"
*now I gtg*
“Much more than that, my dear.”
"do tell" she sounds sarchastic
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*cut with captain* ”I assure you, I’ve built something grander than you ever will.”
"what? some kind of betting ring built on lies?"
*now I gtg*
“Much more than that, my dear.”
"do tell" she sounds sarchastic
*sarcastic ;)*
”What’s that excuse you used to keep secrets from me? Trust? The same reason you can’t keep a religion straight?” He loads a bullet into his flintlock.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
*cut with captain* ”I assure you, I’ve built something grander than you ever will.”
"what? some kind of betting ring built on lies?"
*now I gtg*
“Much more than that, my dear.”
"do tell" she sounds sarchastic
*sarcastic ;)*
”What’s that excuse you used to keep secrets from me? Trust? The same reason you can’t keep a religion straight?” He loads a bullet into his flintlock.
"something like that. i dont trust you" her hand wraps around the handle of her sword
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*cut with captain* ”I assure you, I’ve built something grander than you ever will.”
"what? some kind of betting ring built on lies?"
*now I gtg*
“Much more than that, my dear.”
"do tell" she sounds sarchastic
*sarcastic ;)*
”What’s that excuse you used to keep secrets from me? Trust? The same reason you can’t keep a religion straight?” He loads a bullet into his flintlock.
"something like that. i dont trust you" her hand wraps around the handle of her sword
He licks his lips. “Immeral. Would you like to gain mine?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
*cut with captain* ”I assure you, I’ve built something grander than you ever will.”
"what? some kind of betting ring built on lies?"
*now I gtg*
“Much more than that, my dear.”
"do tell" she sounds sarchastic
*sarcastic ;)*
”What’s that excuse you used to keep secrets from me? Trust? The same reason you can’t keep a religion straight?” He loads a bullet into his flintlock.
"something like that. i dont trust you" her hand wraps around the handle of her sword
He licks his lips. “Immeral. Would you like to gain mine?”
"what do you mean?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*cut with captain* ”I assure you, I’ve built something grander than you ever will.”
"what? some kind of betting ring built on lies?"
*now I gtg*
“Much more than that, my dear.”
"do tell" she sounds sarchastic
*sarcastic ;)*
”What’s that excuse you used to keep secrets from me? Trust? The same reason you can’t keep a religion straight?” He loads a bullet into his flintlock.
"something like that. i dont trust you" her hand wraps around the handle of her sword
He licks his lips. “Immeral. Would you like to gain mine?”
"what do you mean?"
“My trust, you scatterbrained imbecile.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
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*be my guest*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I have a +11 to intimidation. we could work together*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*help action doesn’t depend on modifier of the helper*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"its not that simple. I cant just send you on a quest and suddenly I trust you" she rests her hand on the pommel of her sword
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“I didn’t ask for a quest, did I?” He says, noting the sword grab but choosing to ignore it
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I'm just saying, two intimidation checks are better than one*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"you asked what you could do to gain my trust. sounds similar enough to me"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*not how it works RAW unless its a Str thing*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“You adventurers, always thinking everything needs to be done with a grand quest. It’s okay to do something small every once in a while.” *gtg*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"and your focus on details dosent allow you to just go for something grand" *baiiii*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*103250.3 pesos per hour. take it or leave it.*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
*cut with captain*
”I assure you, I’ve built something grander than you ever will.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"what? some kind of betting ring built on lies?"
*now I gtg*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Much more than that, my dear.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"do tell" she sounds sarchastic
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*sarcastic ;)*
”What’s that excuse you used to keep secrets from me? Trust? The same reason you can’t keep a religion straight?” He loads a bullet into his flintlock.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"something like that. i dont trust you" her hand wraps around the handle of her sword
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
He licks his lips. “Immeral. Would you like to gain mine?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"what do you mean?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“My trust, you scatterbrained imbecile.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor