Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*nah. she's from Oerth. a golem is the closest thing she knows to what fives is*
*they are a robot right?*
"but you're intelligent. interesting"
*wwwweeeeeellllllllllll...*
"The smartest of my kind."
"interesting"
"Who are you?"
"immerral Galanodel, paladin of tyr. yourself?"
"Warforged Trooper, designation 5555. I go by Fives."
"what's a warforged? I've never heard of it"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*this looks epic but all of my ideas already were stolen. Gotta brainstorm!*
*Oh uhh Bartz klauser*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*nah. she's from Oerth. a golem is the closest thing she knows to what fives is*
*they are a robot right?*
"but you're intelligent. interesting"
*wwwweeeeeellllllllllll...*
"The smartest of my kind."
"interesting"
"Who are you?"
"immerral Galanodel, paladin of tyr. yourself?"
"Warforged Trooper, designation 5555. I go by Fives."
"what's a warforged? I've never heard of it"
"Soldier constructs. We were made to fight in mortal's wars, and given intelligence to adapt and become better. The war's over, so I have to find a new way to make a living."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*nah. she's from Oerth. a golem is the closest thing she knows to what fives is*
*they are a robot right?*
"but you're intelligent. interesting"
*wwwweeeeeellllllllllll...*
"The smartest of my kind."
"interesting"
"Who are you?"
"immerral Galanodel, paladin of tyr. yourself?"
"Warforged Trooper, designation 5555. I go by Fives."
"what's a warforged? I've never heard of it"
"Soldier constructs. We were made to fight in mortal's wars, and given intelligence to adapt and become better. The war's over, so I have to find a new way to make a living."
"fascinating. where did you say you were from?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*nah. she's from Oerth. a golem is the closest thing she knows to what fives is*
*they are a robot right?*
"but you're intelligent. interesting"
*wwwweeeeeellllllllllll...*
"The smartest of my kind."
"interesting"
"Who are you?"
"immerral Galanodel, paladin of tyr. yourself?"
"Warforged Trooper, designation 5555. I go by Fives."
"what's a warforged? I've never heard of it"
"Soldier constructs. We were made to fight in mortal's wars, and given intelligence to adapt and become better. The war's over, so I have to find a new way to make a living."
"fascinating. where did you say you were from?"
"Here and there. I've been all over, during and after the war."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*nah. she's from Oerth. a golem is the closest thing she knows to what fives is*
*they are a robot right?*
"but you're intelligent. interesting"
*wwwweeeeeellllllllllll...*
"The smartest of my kind."
"interesting"
"Who are you?"
"immerral Galanodel, paladin of tyr. yourself?"
"Warforged Trooper, designation 5555. I go by Fives."
"what's a warforged? I've never heard of it"
"Soldier constructs. We were made to fight in mortal's wars, and given intelligence to adapt and become better. The war's over, so I have to find a new way to make a living."
"fascinating. where did you say you were from?"
"Here and there. I've been all over, during and after the war."
"and you're here for the money?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
she chuckles "fair enough. so you dont run on magic? interesting"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
she chuckles "fair enough. so you dont run on magic? interesting"
"Only partly. Rusting is the main problem, and oiling the joints. That, and general wear and tear from battles and travel. I also use the cash to upgrade myself." They hold up their arm, still detached.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
she chuckles "fair enough. so you dont run on magic? interesting"
"Only partly. Rusting is the main problem, and oiling the joints. That, and general wear and tear from battles and travel. I also use the cash to upgrade myself." They hold up their arm, still detached.
"hmn. i dont pretend to be any kind of useful with machines, but could i be any help?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
she chuckles "fair enough. so you dont run on magic? interesting"
"Only partly. Rusting is the main problem, and oiling the joints. That, and general wear and tear from battles and travel. I also use the cash to upgrade myself." They hold up their arm, still detached.
"hmn. i dont pretend to be any kind of useful with machines, but could i be any help?"
They yank their arm away. "Sorry, it's like trusting someone else with your heart."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
she chuckles "fair enough. so you dont run on magic? interesting"
"Only partly. Rusting is the main problem, and oiling the joints. That, and general wear and tear from battles and travel. I also use the cash to upgrade myself." They hold up their arm, still detached.
"hmn. i dont pretend to be any kind of useful with machines, but could i be any help?"
They yank their arm away. "Sorry, it's like trusting someone else with your heart."
a look passes over her face. "no, no, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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"Warforged Trooper, designation 5555. I go by Fives."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"what's a warforged? I've never heard of it"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*this looks epic but all of my ideas already were stolen. Gotta brainstorm!*
*Oh uhh Bartz klauser*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
"Soldier constructs. We were made to fight in mortal's wars, and given intelligence to adapt and become better. The war's over, so I have to find a new way to make a living."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"fascinating. where did you say you were from?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Here and there. I've been all over, during and after the war."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"and you're here for the money?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Yeah. Maintaining state-of-the-art technology isn't cheap."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
she chuckles "fair enough. so you dont run on magic? interesting"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Only partly. Rusting is the main problem, and oiling the joints. That, and general wear and tear from battles and travel. I also use the cash to upgrade myself." They hold up their arm, still detached.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"hmn. i dont pretend to be any kind of useful with machines, but could i be any help?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
They yank their arm away. "Sorry, it's like trusting someone else with your heart."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
a look passes over her face. "no, no, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!