Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*nah. she's from Oerth. a golem is the closest thing she knows to what fives is*
*they are a robot right?*
"but you're intelligent. interesting"
*wwwweeeeeellllllllllll...*
"The smartest of my kind."
"interesting"
"Who are you?"
"immerral Galanodel, paladin of tyr. yourself?"
"Warforged Trooper, designation 5555. I go by Fives."
"what's a warforged? I've never heard of it"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*this looks epic but all of my ideas already were stolen. Gotta brainstorm!*
*Oh uhh Bartz klauser*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*nah. she's from Oerth. a golem is the closest thing she knows to what fives is*
*they are a robot right?*
"but you're intelligent. interesting"
*wwwweeeeeellllllllllll...*
"The smartest of my kind."
"interesting"
"Who are you?"
"immerral Galanodel, paladin of tyr. yourself?"
"Warforged Trooper, designation 5555. I go by Fives."
"what's a warforged? I've never heard of it"
"Soldier constructs. We were made to fight in mortal's wars, and given intelligence to adapt and become better. The war's over, so I have to find a new way to make a living."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*nah. she's from Oerth. a golem is the closest thing she knows to what fives is*
*they are a robot right?*
"but you're intelligent. interesting"
*wwwweeeeeellllllllllll...*
"The smartest of my kind."
"interesting"
"Who are you?"
"immerral Galanodel, paladin of tyr. yourself?"
"Warforged Trooper, designation 5555. I go by Fives."
"what's a warforged? I've never heard of it"
"Soldier constructs. We were made to fight in mortal's wars, and given intelligence to adapt and become better. The war's over, so I have to find a new way to make a living."
"fascinating. where did you say you were from?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*nah. she's from Oerth. a golem is the closest thing she knows to what fives is*
*they are a robot right?*
"but you're intelligent. interesting"
*wwwweeeeeellllllllllll...*
"The smartest of my kind."
"interesting"
"Who are you?"
"immerral Galanodel, paladin of tyr. yourself?"
"Warforged Trooper, designation 5555. I go by Fives."
"what's a warforged? I've never heard of it"
"Soldier constructs. We were made to fight in mortal's wars, and given intelligence to adapt and become better. The war's over, so I have to find a new way to make a living."
"fascinating. where did you say you were from?"
"Here and there. I've been all over, during and after the war."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*nah. she's from Oerth. a golem is the closest thing she knows to what fives is*
*they are a robot right?*
"but you're intelligent. interesting"
*wwwweeeeeellllllllllll...*
"The smartest of my kind."
"interesting"
"Who are you?"
"immerral Galanodel, paladin of tyr. yourself?"
"Warforged Trooper, designation 5555. I go by Fives."
"what's a warforged? I've never heard of it"
"Soldier constructs. We were made to fight in mortal's wars, and given intelligence to adapt and become better. The war's over, so I have to find a new way to make a living."
"fascinating. where did you say you were from?"
"Here and there. I've been all over, during and after the war."
"and you're here for the money?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
she chuckles "fair enough. so you dont run on magic? interesting"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
she chuckles "fair enough. so you dont run on magic? interesting"
"Only partly. Rusting is the main problem, and oiling the joints. That, and general wear and tear from battles and travel. I also use the cash to upgrade myself." They hold up their arm, still detached.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
she chuckles "fair enough. so you dont run on magic? interesting"
"Only partly. Rusting is the main problem, and oiling the joints. That, and general wear and tear from battles and travel. I also use the cash to upgrade myself." They hold up their arm, still detached.
"hmn. i dont pretend to be any kind of useful with machines, but could i be any help?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
she chuckles "fair enough. so you dont run on magic? interesting"
"Only partly. Rusting is the main problem, and oiling the joints. That, and general wear and tear from battles and travel. I also use the cash to upgrade myself." They hold up their arm, still detached.
"hmn. i dont pretend to be any kind of useful with machines, but could i be any help?"
They yank their arm away. "Sorry, it's like trusting someone else with your heart."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
she chuckles "fair enough. so you dont run on magic? interesting"
"Only partly. Rusting is the main problem, and oiling the joints. That, and general wear and tear from battles and travel. I also use the cash to upgrade myself." They hold up their arm, still detached.
"hmn. i dont pretend to be any kind of useful with machines, but could i be any help?"
They yank their arm away. "Sorry, it's like trusting someone else with your heart."
a look passes over her face. "no, no, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
a look passes over her face. "no, no, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked"
"It's fine." They make a final adjustment to their arm, then put it back on with a 'click'. "What brought you here?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“Thanks. Although I don’t plan on stepping out of tier four, so I probably won’t find anyone willing and able to overpower me if I do end up stealing points.”
“You’d be surprised. And you’re rank 90? When was your last challenge?”
“Earlier today. Momentum is important in dueling, at least that’s what my… coaches tell me.”
“Right. Your coaches.” Lenard starts mixing another drink up. “You going for Rank 1-10?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Lenare sighs slightly, and they feel a sort of strange buzz in their head, as the centaur’s voice transfers telepathically. This channel is encrypted. Speak freely.
*Spoilered so NOBODY BUT CYNO READS IT >:(*
They seem relieved, but still apprehensive. "I don't really have a name. My creators just called me specimen 084. Apparently, I'm something called an 'ooze'. I'm from this planet."
*Also gonna put the full character lore here for my convenience, tell me if anything doesn't work:
Specimen 084 was an illegal magical experiment in which a gelatinous cube was given heightened intelligence, greater control over its form, and increased mobility. The specimen learned to understand the languages of its creators, and eventually grew a desire to explore the world beyond its tank. When freedom was not forthcoming, it devised a plan to escape. It oozed out of its tank and through cracks in the walls until it reached the weapons development chamber. From there, it stole and piloted an energized suit of armor out into the world, using the armor's unique capabilities and its own heightened skills to survive and thrive.
Since they have the faceless background, here's the backstory to their alternate identity:
Warforged Trooper 5555 was part of an elite warforged squadron. The rest of their squadron died in a fiery battle. Now they use their unique talents for bounty hunting, and anything else that can make a profit.
Sorry that it's all so long*
*
*Works, except maybe the warforged squadron part possibly. The most recent planet-wide conflict (which is when any warforged would be deployed) was around 100 or so years ago, so it’s plausible for them to have lived that long but the slime would be very old. Warforged also are abandoned or fallen celestial automatons generally.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Horrific hell week of work, sorry if I haven’t been on, it’ll probably be up until the weekend when I can be on consistently.*
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a look passes over her face. "no, no, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked"
"It's fine." They make a final adjustment to their arm, then put it back on with a 'click'. "What brought you here?"
"heroism. I want to be a hero, and here seems like a good place to continue"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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"Warforged Trooper, designation 5555. I go by Fives."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"what's a warforged? I've never heard of it"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*this looks epic but all of my ideas already were stolen. Gotta brainstorm!*
*Oh uhh Bartz klauser*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
"Soldier constructs. We were made to fight in mortal's wars, and given intelligence to adapt and become better. The war's over, so I have to find a new way to make a living."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"fascinating. where did you say you were from?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Here and there. I've been all over, during and after the war."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"and you're here for the money?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Yeah. Maintaining state-of-the-art technology isn't cheap."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
she chuckles "fair enough. so you dont run on magic? interesting"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Only partly. Rusting is the main problem, and oiling the joints. That, and general wear and tear from battles and travel. I also use the cash to upgrade myself." They hold up their arm, still detached.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"hmn. i dont pretend to be any kind of useful with machines, but could i be any help?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
They yank their arm away. "Sorry, it's like trusting someone else with your heart."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
a look passes over her face. "no, no, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"It's fine." They make a final adjustment to their arm, then put it back on with a 'click'. "What brought you here?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“Right. Your coaches.” Lenard starts mixing another drink up. “You going for Rank 1-10?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Works, except maybe the warforged squadron part possibly. The most recent planet-wide conflict (which is when any warforged would be deployed) was around 100 or so years ago, so it’s plausible for them to have lived that long but the slime would be very old. Warforged also are abandoned or fallen celestial automatons generally.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Horrific hell week of work, sorry if I haven’t been on, it’ll probably be up until the weekend when I can be on consistently.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"heroism. I want to be a hero, and here seems like a good place to continue"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!