*Btw Tamer I fixed the problem of there not being a dude who can see through deception rolls :P*
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Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads Admin of the Academy
It successfully reaches the carpet, almost knocking Dey off in the process.
The void beast sits down next to Dey on the carpet, seeming very pleased with itself.
There’s barely enough room for both of them as the carpet slowly starts to rise
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Btw Tamer I fixed the problem of there not being a dude who can see through deception rolls :P*
*yep I saw Sherlock's debut*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
It successfully reaches the carpet, almost knocking Dey off in the process.
The void beast sits down next to Dey on the carpet, seeming very pleased with itself.
There’s barely enough room for both of them as the carpet slowly starts to rise
The void beast slowly pulls a closed box out of its shadowy form and offers it to Dey.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
It successfully reaches the carpet, almost knocking Dey off in the process.
The void beast sits down next to Dey on the carpet, seeming very pleased with itself.
There’s barely enough room for both of them as the carpet slowly starts to rise
The void beast slowly pulls a closed box out of its shadowy form and offers it to Dey.
“What’s this?” He accepts it and opens the box, if possible.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
It successfully reaches the carpet, almost knocking Dey off in the process.
The void beast sits down next to Dey on the carpet, seeming very pleased with itself.
There’s barely enough room for both of them as the carpet slowly starts to rise
The void beast slowly pulls a closed box out of its shadowy form and offers it to Dey.
“What’s this?” He accepts it and opens the box, if possible.
Within it is an extremely stale donut. The void beast motions to where a mouth would be on a normal creature, as if telling Dey to eat it.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
It successfully reaches the carpet, almost knocking Dey off in the process.
The void beast sits down next to Dey on the carpet, seeming very pleased with itself.
There’s barely enough room for both of them as the carpet slowly starts to rise
The void beast slowly pulls a closed box out of its shadowy form and offers it to Dey.
“What’s this?” He accepts it and opens the box, if possible.
Within it is an extremely stale donut. The void beast motions to where a mouth would be on a normal creature, as if telling Dey to eat it.
“Huh. Why’d you get me this?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
It successfully reaches the carpet, almost knocking Dey off in the process.
The void beast sits down next to Dey on the carpet, seeming very pleased with itself.
There’s barely enough room for both of them as the carpet slowly starts to rise
The void beast slowly pulls a closed box out of its shadowy form and offers it to Dey.
“What’s this?” He accepts it and opens the box, if possible.
Within it is an extremely stale donut. The void beast motions to where a mouth would be on a normal creature, as if telling Dey to eat it.
“Huh. Why’d you get me this?”
It shrugs.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
It successfully reaches the carpet, almost knocking Dey off in the process.
The void beast sits down next to Dey on the carpet, seeming very pleased with itself.
There’s barely enough room for both of them as the carpet slowly starts to rise
The void beast slowly pulls a closed box out of its shadowy form and offers it to Dey.
“What’s this?” He accepts it and opens the box, if possible.
Within it is an extremely stale donut. The void beast motions to where a mouth would be on a normal creature, as if telling Dey to eat it.
“Huh. Why’d you get me this?”
It shrugs.
He closes the box. “You should keep this.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
It successfully reaches the carpet, almost knocking Dey off in the process.
The void beast sits down next to Dey on the carpet, seeming very pleased with itself.
There’s barely enough room for both of them as the carpet slowly starts to rise
The void beast slowly pulls a closed box out of its shadowy form and offers it to Dey.
“What’s this?” He accepts it and opens the box, if possible.
Within it is an extremely stale donut. The void beast motions to where a mouth would be on a normal creature, as if telling Dey to eat it.
“Huh. Why’d you get me this?”
It shrugs.
He closes the box. “You should keep this.”
It shakes its head and stubbornly points at Dey. It doesn't seem like it's going to let him get away without eating it.
*reminds me of the one scene from How to Train Your Dragon where Toothless gives Hiccup half a fish*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Fives is repairing a gauntlet, although it's a little tough when they only have one other hand to use.
The void beast is floating on top of a circle of magic runes, its body twitching randomly every so often.
*pls don't let this die*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
Fives is repairing a gauntlet, although it's a little tough when they only have one other hand to use.
*pls don't let this die*
“What’s up with this now? Always fidgeting with your armor, eager to jump out?” Asks Dey
"I need it working as long as I'm in danger."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Fives is repairing a gauntlet, although it's a little tough when they only have one other hand to use.
*pls don't let this die*
“What’s up with this now? Always fidgeting with your armor, eager to jump out?” Asks Dey
"I need it working as long as I'm in danger."
“So these pieces you’re working on, they’ve all broken?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
Fives is repairing a gauntlet, although it's a little tough when they only have one other hand to use.
*pls don't let this die*
“What’s up with this now? Always fidgeting with your armor, eager to jump out?” Asks Dey
"I need it working as long as I'm in danger."
“So these pieces you’re working on, they’ve all broken?”
"Or malfunctioning." As Fives is saying this, the part in question fires out a blast of energy, blowing a small hole in the wall.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Fives is repairing a gauntlet, although it's a little tough when they only have one other hand to use.
*pls don't let this die*
“What’s up with this now? Always fidgeting with your armor, eager to jump out?” Asks Dey
"I need it working as long as I'm in danger."
“So these pieces you’re working on, they’ve all broken?”
"Or malfunctioning." As Fives is saying this, the part in question fires out a blast of energy, blowing a small hole in the wall.
“I see. Well, I’ll keep trying to look for workarounds that’ll help your situation, but getting offworld and winning these contests is your best bet for now.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
Fives is repairing a gauntlet, although it's a little tough when they only have one other hand to use.
*pls don't let this die*
“What’s up with this now? Always fidgeting with your armor, eager to jump out?” Asks Dey
"I need it working as long as I'm in danger."
“So these pieces you’re working on, they’ve all broken?”
"Or malfunctioning." As Fives is saying this, the part in question fires out a blast of energy, blowing a small hole in the wall.
“I see. Well, I’ll keep trying to look for workarounds that’ll help your situation, but getting offworld and winning these contests is your best bet for now.”
"Thanks. I don't suppose you have magic ways to get me off world?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Fives is repairing a gauntlet, although it's a little tough when they only have one other hand to use.
*pls don't let this die*
“What’s up with this now? Always fidgeting with your armor, eager to jump out?” Asks Dey
"I need it working as long as I'm in danger."
“So these pieces you’re working on, they’ve all broken?”
"Or malfunctioning." As Fives is saying this, the part in question fires out a blast of energy, blowing a small hole in the wall.
“I see. Well, I’ll keep trying to look for workarounds that’ll help your situation, but getting offworld and winning these contests is your best bet for now.”
"Thanks. I don't suppose you have magic ways to get me off world?"
“I could get access to a teleportation circle, depending on the scroll market around here. That’s probably the best I can get you. I’ll look around.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
Fives is repairing a gauntlet, although it's a little tough when they only have one other hand to use.
*pls don't let this die*
“What’s up with this now? Always fidgeting with your armor, eager to jump out?” Asks Dey
"I need it working as long as I'm in danger."
“So these pieces you’re working on, they’ve all broken?”
"Or malfunctioning." As Fives is saying this, the part in question fires out a blast of energy, blowing a small hole in the wall.
“I see. Well, I’ll keep trying to look for workarounds that’ll help your situation, but getting offworld and winning these contests is your best bet for now.”
"Thanks. I don't suppose you have magic ways to get me off world?"
“I could get access to a teleportation circle, depending on the scroll market around here. That’s probably the best I can get you. I’ll look around.”
Fives sighs. "So nothing permanent."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads Admin of the Academy
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There’s barely enough room for both of them as the carpet slowly starts to rise
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*yep I saw Sherlock's debut*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
The void beast slowly pulls a closed box out of its shadowy form and offers it to Dey.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
“What’s this?” He accepts it and opens the box, if possible.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Within it is an extremely stale donut. The void beast motions to where a mouth would be on a normal creature, as if telling Dey to eat it.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
“Huh. Why’d you get me this?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
It shrugs.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
He closes the box. “You should keep this.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
It shakes its head and stubbornly points at Dey. It doesn't seem like it's going to let him get away without eating it.
*reminds me of the one scene from How to Train Your Dragon where Toothless gives Hiccup half a fish*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Fives is repairing a gauntlet, although it's a little tough when they only have one other hand to use.
The void beast is floating on top of a circle of magic runes, its body twitching randomly every so often.
*pls don't let this die*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
“What’s up with this now? Always fidgeting with your armor, eager to jump out?” Asks Dey
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I need it working as long as I'm in danger."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
“So these pieces you’re working on, they’ve all broken?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Or malfunctioning." As Fives is saying this, the part in question fires out a blast of energy, blowing a small hole in the wall.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
“I see. Well, I’ll keep trying to look for workarounds that’ll help your situation, but getting offworld and winning these contests is your best bet for now.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Thanks. I don't suppose you have magic ways to get me off world?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Immerral is examining her black fabric circle
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“I could get access to a teleportation circle, depending on the scroll market around here. That’s probably the best I can get you. I’ll look around.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Fives sighs. "So nothing permanent."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.