The Raven Man is wandering through the crimson gallery, with a human toddler in tow. they're trying to play it cool, but the toddler makes it hard
A pair of glowing eyes open in a dark corner. "That kid... their parents, see... they're lookin' for em'... said they saw a crow leadin' em' away, and you're the only blackbirds we've seen down here."
Several more sets of eyes light up as skeletons in fancy suits manifest from the shadows, armed with tommy guns. A bag of coins is tossed to the ground. "Take the money and walk away, or whatever it is you bird folks do."
a raven picks up the bag with its talons, weighing it "we bet we could get more auctioning them off... lot of fey like kids"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*short, dark-skinned, black hair that looks like willow branches*
"Hi! Are you new here?"
*k thx*
"Um, yeah."
*I would draw my char if I was better at drawing people*
*also fun fact about me on taverns: I can make any char as long as it's me, so nerdy and shy and stuff*
"The market's a lot bigger than I thought it would be."
*relatable*
"True."
*:P* *might also make him like messing with clockwork stuff kinda like how I like building models*
Willow seems to open up a little bit, since she's around another shy person. "What's the best thing you've seen so far? I saw these neat glass globes with landscapes inside."
"I haven't looked much, since I got here recently, but I have seen some cool gears and crystals."
She can see he has a fingerless glove with some gears sewn in, and a crystal mounted on the back.
The Raven Man is wandering through the crimson gallery, with a human toddler in tow. they're trying to play it cool, but the toddler makes it hard
Sundew walks up. "Hey, why do you have a kid with you? Are they yours?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*short, dark-skinned, black hair that looks like willow branches*
"Hi! Are you new here?"
*k thx*
"Um, yeah."
*I would draw my char if I was better at drawing people*
*also fun fact about me on taverns: I can make any char as long as it's me, so nerdy and shy and stuff*
"The market's a lot bigger than I thought it would be."
*relatable*
"True."
*:P* *might also make him like messing with clockwork stuff kinda like how I like building models*
Willow seems to open up a little bit, since she's around another shy person. "What's the best thing you've seen so far? I saw these neat glass globes with landscapes inside."
"I haven't looked much, since I got here recently, but I have seen some cool gears and crystals."
She can see he has a fingerless glove with some gears sewn in, and a crystal mounted on the back.
"Ooh, shiny! Does it do anything?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The Raven Man is wandering through the crimson gallery, with a human toddler in tow. they're trying to play it cool, but the toddler makes it hard
Sundew walks up. "Hey, why do you have a kid with you? Are they yours?"
"not quite, I'm... babysitting. yeah."
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
The Raven Man is wandering through the crimson gallery, with a human toddler in tow. they're trying to play it cool, but the toddler makes it hard
Sundew walks up. "Hey, why do you have a kid with you? Are they yours?"
"not quite, I'm... babysitting. yeah."
"...Really?"
*Press X to doubt. Insight: 1*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The Raven Man is wandering through the crimson gallery, with a human toddler in tow. they're trying to play it cool, but the toddler makes it hard
Sundew walks up. "Hey, why do you have a kid with you? Are they yours?"
"not quite, I'm... babysitting. yeah."
"...Really?"
*Press X to doubt. Insight: 1*
*ok dang Sundew believes them 100%*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The Raven Man is wandering through the crimson gallery, with a human toddler in tow. they're trying to play it cool, but the toddler makes it hard
Sundew walks up. "Hey, why do you have a kid with you? Are they yours?"
"not quite, we're... babysitting. yeah."
"...Really?"
*Press X to doubt. Insight: 1*
*ok dang Sundew believes them 100%*
"yup! a friend of ours asked us to watch.... toby here while they get some bidding done"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
The Raven Man is wandering through the crimson gallery, with a human toddler in tow. they're trying to play it cool, but the toddler makes it hard
Sundew walks up. "Hey, why do you have a kid with you? Are they yours?"
"not quite, we're... babysitting. yeah."
"...Really?"
*Press X to doubt. Insight: 1*
*ok dang Sundew believes them 100%*
"yup! a friend of ours asked us to watch.... toby here while they get some bidding done"
"Toby, huh? Nice to meet you." She reaches down to shake Toby's hand.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The Raven Man is wandering through the crimson gallery, with a human toddler in tow. they're trying to play it cool, but the toddler makes it hard
Sundew walks up. "Hey, why do you have a kid with you? Are they yours?"
"not quite, we're... babysitting. yeah."
"...Really?"
*Press X to doubt. Insight: 1*
*ok dang Sundew believes them 100%*
"yup! a friend of ours asked us to watch.... toby here while they get some bidding done"
"Toby, huh? Nice to meet you." She reaches down to shake Toby's hand.
the toddler, who's name is not toby, grabs her finger in their chubby hand
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Willow seems to open up a little bit, since she's around another shy person. "What's the best thing you've seen so far? I saw these neat glass globes with landscapes inside."
"I haven't looked much, since I got here recently, but I have seen some cool gears and crystals."
She can see he has a fingerless glove with some gears sewn in, and a crystal mounted on the back.
"Ooh, shiny! Does it do anything?"
"The glove? No, it's just some interesting stuff I found in the market."
Willow seems to open up a little bit, since she's around another shy person. "What's the best thing you've seen so far? I saw these neat glass globes with landscapes inside."
"I haven't looked much, since I got here recently, but I have seen some cool gears and crystals."
She can see he has a fingerless glove with some gears sewn in, and a crystal mounted on the back.
"Ooh, shiny! Does it do anything?"
"The glove? No, it's just some interesting stuff I found in the market."
"Oh. Have you seen how high the prices for the auctions are? I can barely afford anything."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
A pair of glowing eyes open in a dark corner. "That kid... their parents, see... they're lookin' for em'... said they saw a crow leadin' em' away, and you're the only blackbirds we've seen down here."
Several more sets of eyes light up as skeletons in fancy suits manifest from the shadows, armed with tommy guns. A bag of coins is tossed to the ground. "Take the money and walk away, or whatever it is you bird folks do."
a raven picks up the bag with its talons, weighing it "we bet we could get more auctioning them off... lot of fey like kids"
"It wasn't a request. Their parents want them back. My bone men are accurate enough to give your mass a half-life of about 12 seconds. And they're using .410, which happens to be near-harmless to anything beyond the size of a raven or large pigeon." The skeletons put their fingers on the triggers. "Take the coins."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Willow seems to open up a little bit, since she's around another shy person. "What's the best thing you've seen so far? I saw these neat glass globes with landscapes inside."
"I haven't looked much, since I got here recently, but I have seen some cool gears and crystals."
She can see he has a fingerless glove with some gears sewn in, and a crystal mounted on the back.
"Ooh, shiny! Does it do anything?"
"The glove? No, it's just some interesting stuff I found in the market."
"Oh. Have you seen how high the prices for the auctions are? I can barely afford anything."
"No, I've mostly been looking at the stalls around the market."
A human is for sale, it seems, at the auction. A collar around his neck and a sticker on the glass cage say 'DANGEROUS: WILL BITE' in blocky yellow and black letters as a warning.
He is tall, perhaps 5'11 or so. He wears a simple white tank top and a pair of black pants. His skin is marred with scars, some old and faint while others are newer, puffy and an angry pink color. He has a short, loose mohawk of brown hair, some strands braided with blue and white beads. Short scruff paints his cheeks and a little down his neck, clearly he hasn't shaved since he's gotten here. His light blue eyes are blazing in anger as he bangs on the glass to anyone who passed by, shouting in muffled curses and please to free him. People mostly just stare and keep walking.
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"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
A human is for sale, it seems, at the auction. A collar around his neck and a sticker on the glass cage say 'DANGEROUS: WILL BITE' in blocky yellow and black letters as a warning.
He is tall, perhaps 5'11 or so. He wears a simple white tank top and a pair of black pants. His skin is marred with scars, some old and faint while others are newer, puffy and an angry pink color. He has a short, loose mohawk of brown hair, some strands braided with blue and white beads. Short scruff paints his cheeks and a little down his neck, clearly he hasn't shaved since he's gotten here. His light blue eyes are blazing in anger as he bangs on the glass to anyone who passed by, shouting in muffled curses and please to free him. People mostly just stare and keep walking.
The Prince approaches, flexing his fingers. "I'll take this one." He touches a finger to the glass.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A human is for sale, it seems, at the auction. A collar around his neck and a sticker on the glass cage say 'DANGEROUS: WILL BITE' in blocky yellow and black letters as a warning.
He is tall, perhaps 5'11 or so. He wears a simple white tank top and a pair of black pants. His skin is marred with scars, some old and faint while others are newer, puffy and an angry pink color. He has a short, loose mohawk of brown hair, some strands braided with blue and white beads. Short scruff paints his cheeks and a little down his neck, clearly he hasn't shaved since he's gotten here. His light blue eyes are blazing in anger as he bangs on the glass to anyone who passed by, shouting in muffled curses and please to free him. People mostly just stare and keep walking.
The Prince approaches, flexing his fingers. "I'll take this one." He touches a finger to the glass.
An auctioneer nods, bowing their head. They grab a long pole with a loop on the end. The open the back of the glass cage and is immediately jumped by the man, the later pining the auctioneer to the floor and swinging like a man possessed. It's a fight between the two before more auctioneers arrive and help subdue the man. The get the loop around his neck and hand the pole to the Prince.
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"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Willow seems to open up a little bit, since she's around another shy person. "What's the best thing you've seen so far? I saw these neat glass globes with landscapes inside."
"I haven't looked much, since I got here recently, but I have seen some cool gears and crystals."
She can see he has a fingerless glove with some gears sewn in, and a crystal mounted on the back.
"Ooh, shiny! Does it do anything?"
"The glove? No, it's just some interesting stuff I found in the market."
"Oh. Have you seen how high the prices for the auctions are? I can barely afford anything."
"No, I've mostly been looking at the stalls around the market."
"Same. I looked at one auction, but the bidding started at 10,000 gold."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
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a raven picks up the bag with its talons, weighing it "we bet we could get more auctioning them off... lot of fey like kids"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"I haven't looked much, since I got here recently, but I have seen some cool gears and crystals."
She can see he has a fingerless glove with some gears sewn in, and a crystal mounted on the back.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
"Ooh, shiny! Does it do anything?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
"not quite, I'm... babysitting. yeah."
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"...Really?"
*Press X to doubt. Insight: 1*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
*ok dang Sundew believes them 100%*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
"yup! a friend of ours asked us to watch.... toby here while they get some bidding done"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Toby, huh? Nice to meet you." She reaches down to shake Toby's hand.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
the toddler, who's name is not toby, grabs her finger in their chubby hand
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"The glove? No, it's just some interesting stuff I found in the market."
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
*where are people*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
"Oh. Have you seen how high the prices for the auctions are? I can barely afford anything."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
"It wasn't a request. Their parents want them back. My bone men are accurate enough to give your mass a half-life of about 12 seconds. And they're using .410, which happens to be near-harmless to anything beyond the size of a raven or large pigeon." The skeletons put their fingers on the triggers. "Take the coins."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"No, I've mostly been looking at the stalls around the market."
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
A human is for sale, it seems, at the auction. A collar around his neck and a sticker on the glass cage say 'DANGEROUS: WILL BITE' in blocky yellow and black letters as a warning.
He is tall, perhaps 5'11 or so. He wears a simple white tank top and a pair of black pants. His skin is marred with scars, some old and faint while others are newer, puffy and an angry pink color. He has a short, loose mohawk of brown hair, some strands braided with blue and white beads. Short scruff paints his cheeks and a little down his neck, clearly he hasn't shaved since he's gotten here. His light blue eyes are blazing in anger as he bangs on the glass to anyone who passed by, shouting in muffled curses and please to free him. People mostly just stare and keep walking.
"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
The Prince approaches, flexing his fingers. "I'll take this one." He touches a finger to the glass.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
An auctioneer nods, bowing their head. They grab a long pole with a loop on the end. The open the back of the glass cage and is immediately jumped by the man, the later pining the auctioneer to the floor and swinging like a man possessed. It's a fight between the two before more auctioneers arrive and help subdue the man. The get the loop around his neck and hand the pole to the Prince.
"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Why hello there." She looks up at the ravens. "Where are this one's parents?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
"Same. I looked at one auction, but the bidding started at 10,000 gold."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.