on deity's island, the megalithic automoton has observed, and thought for a long while.
writing a large, complex glowing equation in the air, small plants begin to sprout from the blasted rock around the temple. eventually, a perfect square around the island has been covered with small green plants. with another equation, larger plants begin growing, tall trees with large-fanlike leaves. all the plants grow in strictly ordered rows and plots, with a quota of plants per square foot
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"That is true... I do miss winter... It's been a while since I've felt it... Must've been... Four iterations? Hm. Anyways! Why are you here?"
"I know not why. I know of them and here?"
"Ah. Alright."
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"And I thought that this would be different. Hello, world. The child of Loki welcomes you."
A new arrival has come, a cloaked figure in the dark, tall and lanky, and bearing a sawed off shotgun
*Yooooooo hello Salem*
*meowdy, folks. was gonna take this guy and his bros to CHB but this place seems cool, too. Been cookin' these guys up since wednesday*
*Oh cool! I've got a wind god and a death god available.*
*idc. hit me*
The Early Reaper stands under a rock, staring up at the sky.
Footsteps approach them from behind, accompanied by a heavy chuckle
"Why hello there." It says, sighing and turning around, its skeletal body snapping with the movements.
"Hey." The figure puts his shotgun on his shoulder, taking the hood of his leather jacket off. His jacket seems to swirl with red text, moving and glowing
"Well... that's unique. Is that a gun? I love guns!"
"It is indeed a gun. What are you?" The figure is still intelligible, features unrecognizable
"I'm a skeleton! What are you?"
"I'm a fox." He comes out of the darkness, an anthro man. He has fox like features, but the fur markings of a hyena.
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Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on? Discord: _salems_lot_ "Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
"And I thought that this would be different. Hello, world. The child of Loki welcomes you."
A new arrival has come, a cloaked figure in the dark, tall and lanky, and bearing a sawed off shotgun
*Yooooooo hello Salem*
*meowdy, folks. was gonna take this guy and his bros to CHB but this place seems cool, too. Been cookin' these guys up since wednesday*
*Oh cool! I've got a wind god and a death god available.*
*I've got Chaos and Plauge/bacteria available!*
*hmmm idc*
*hit me, baby, one more time!*
Masha, Goddess of Chaos, is sitting in the dirt, one hand cloaked in a strange jittering purple substance. She is scooping up handfuls of dirt, watching as the material is disintegrated by the substance, and then creates a small pebble, stacking it on top of other rocks.
the stack of pebbles is blown asunder by the blast from a shotgun
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Masha whirls around, both hands cloaked in the jittering purple substance.
"Got bored."
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Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on? Discord: _salems_lot_ "Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
"And I thought that this would be different. Hello, world. The child of Loki welcomes you."
A new arrival has come, a cloaked figure in the dark, tall and lanky, and bearing a sawed off shotgun
*Yooooooo hello Salem*
*meowdy, folks. was gonna take this guy and his bros to CHB but this place seems cool, too. Been cookin' these guys up since wednesday*
*Oh cool! I've got a wind god and a death god available.*
*idc. hit me*
The Early Reaper stands under a rock, staring up at the sky.
Footsteps approach them from behind, accompanied by a heavy chuckle
"Why hello there." It says, sighing and turning around, its skeletal body snapping with the movements.
"Hey." The figure puts his shotgun on his shoulder, taking the hood of his leather jacket off. His jacket seems to swirl with red text, moving and glowing
"Well... that's unique. Is that a gun? I love guns!"
"It is indeed a gun. What are you?" The figure is still intelligible, features unrecognizable
"I'm a skeleton! What are you?"
"I'm a fox." He comes out of the darkness, an anthro man. He has fox like features, but the fur markings of a hyena.
"Well, that is quite interesting. I have met many interesting folk here."
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
"And I thought that this would be different. Hello, world. The child of Loki welcomes you."
A new arrival has come, a cloaked figure in the dark, tall and lanky, and bearing a sawed off shotgun
*Yooooooo hello Salem*
*meowdy, folks. was gonna take this guy and his bros to CHB but this place seems cool, too. Been cookin' these guys up since wednesday*
*Oh cool! I've got a wind god and a death god available.*
*idc. hit me*
The Early Reaper stands under a rock, staring up at the sky.
Footsteps approach them from behind, accompanied by a heavy chuckle
"Why hello there." It says, sighing and turning around, its skeletal body snapping with the movements.
"Hey." The figure puts his shotgun on his shoulder, taking the hood of his leather jacket off. His jacket seems to swirl with red text, moving and glowing
"Well... that's unique. Is that a gun? I love guns!"
"It is indeed a gun. What are you?" The figure is still intelligible, features unrecognizable
"I'm a skeleton! What are you?"
"I'm a fox." He comes out of the darkness, an anthro man. He has fox like features, but the fur markings of a hyena.
"Well, that is quite interesting. I have met many interesting folk here."
"You got a name?" He cracks his neck. His jacket, upon closer inspection, has a list of the man's sins, scrolling endlessly
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Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on? Discord: _salems_lot_ "Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
"And I thought that this would be different. Hello, world. The child of Loki welcomes you."
A new arrival has come, a cloaked figure in the dark, tall and lanky, and bearing a sawed off shotgun
*Yooooooo hello Salem*
*meowdy, folks. was gonna take this guy and his bros to CHB but this place seems cool, too. Been cookin' these guys up since wednesday*
*Oh cool! I've got a wind god and a death god available.*
*I've got Chaos and Plauge/bacteria available!*
*hmmm idc*
*hit me, baby, one more time!*
Masha, Goddess of Chaos, is sitting in the dirt, one hand cloaked in a strange jittering purple substance. She is scooping up handfuls of dirt, watching as the material is disintegrated by the substance, and then creates a small pebble, stacking it on top of other rocks.
the stack of pebbles is blown asunder by the blast from a shotgun
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Masha whirls around, both hands cloaked in the jittering purple substance.
"Got bored."
"That is no excuse to destroy one's work! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't randomize the placement of your atoms because of this!"
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"And I thought that this would be different. Hello, world. The child of Loki welcomes you."
A new arrival has come, a cloaked figure in the dark, tall and lanky, and bearing a sawed off shotgun
*Yooooooo hello Salem*
*meowdy, folks. was gonna take this guy and his bros to CHB but this place seems cool, too. Been cookin' these guys up since wednesday*
*Oh cool! I've got a wind god and a death god available.*
*idc. hit me*
The Early Reaper stands under a rock, staring up at the sky.
Footsteps approach them from behind, accompanied by a heavy chuckle
"Why hello there." It says, sighing and turning around, its skeletal body snapping with the movements.
"Hey." The figure puts his shotgun on his shoulder, taking the hood of his leather jacket off. His jacket seems to swirl with red text, moving and glowing
"Well... that's unique. Is that a gun? I love guns!"
"It is indeed a gun. What are you?" The figure is still intelligible, features unrecognizable
"I'm a skeleton! What are you?"
"I'm a fox." He comes out of the darkness, an anthro man. He has fox like features, but the fur markings of a hyena.
"Well, that is quite interesting. I have met many interesting folk here."
"You got a name?" He cracks his neck. His jacket, upon closer inspection, has a list of the man's sins, scrolling endlessly
"No." It says. "I go by the title of the Early Reaper. And you?"
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
"And I thought that this would be different. Hello, world. The child of Loki welcomes you."
A new arrival has come, a cloaked figure in the dark, tall and lanky, and bearing a sawed off shotgun
*Yooooooo hello Salem*
*meowdy, folks. was gonna take this guy and his bros to CHB but this place seems cool, too. Been cookin' these guys up since wednesday*
*Oh cool! I've got a wind god and a death god available.*
*I've got Chaos and Plauge/bacteria available!*
*hmmm idc*
*hit me, baby, one more time!*
Masha, Goddess of Chaos, is sitting in the dirt, one hand cloaked in a strange jittering purple substance. She is scooping up handfuls of dirt, watching as the material is disintegrated by the substance, and then creates a small pebble, stacking it on top of other rocks.
the stack of pebbles is blown asunder by the blast from a shotgun
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Masha whirls around, both hands cloaked in the jittering purple substance.
"Got bored."
"That is no excuse to destroy one's work! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't randomize the placement of your atoms because of this!"
"Because you'll have an entire pantheon of gods on top of you. And because Ol' Red here might be able to randomize your atomic placement quicker than you mine."
The figure steps out of the shadows, his leather jacket bearing his sins in neon, spectral light, scrolling endlessly. The man himself is anthro, fox-like with hyena markings
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Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on? Discord: _salems_lot_ "Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
on deity's island, the megalithic automoton has observed, and thought for a long while.
writing a large, complex glowing equation in the air, small plants begin to sprout from the blasted rock around the temple. eventually, a perfect square around the island has been covered with small green plants. with another equation, larger plants begin growing, tall trees with large-fanlike leaves. all the plants grow in strictly ordered rows and plots, with a quota of plants per square foot
DEITY has begun creating
DEITY hears the sound of wings flapping, and sees a figure in the distance, flying through the sky.
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
"No." It says. "I go by the title of the Early Reaper. And you?"
"AJ. AJ Laex. Pronounced Lakes."
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Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on? Discord: _salems_lot_ "Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
Lempdinger, God of humor, is a little rat that speaks in riddles and dad jokes I have just made.
A man wearing full plate armor appears and says, "You look wise."
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
"And I thought that this would be different. Hello, world. The child of Loki welcomes you."
A new arrival has come, a cloaked figure in the dark, tall and lanky, and bearing a sawed off shotgun
*Yooooooo hello Salem*
*meowdy, folks. was gonna take this guy and his bros to CHB but this place seems cool, too. Been cookin' these guys up since wednesday*
*Oh cool! I've got a wind god and a death god available.*
*I've got Chaos and Plauge/bacteria available!*
*hmmm idc*
*hit me, baby, one more time!*
Masha, Goddess of Chaos, is sitting in the dirt, one hand cloaked in a strange jittering purple substance. She is scooping up handfuls of dirt, watching as the material is disintegrated by the substance, and then creates a small pebble, stacking it on top of other rocks.
the stack of pebbles is blown asunder by the blast from a shotgun
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Masha whirls around, both hands cloaked in the jittering purple substance.
"Got bored."
"That is no excuse to destroy one's work! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't randomize the placement of your atoms because of this!"
"Because you'll have an entire pantheon of gods on top of you. And because Ol' Red here might be able to randomize your atomic placement quicker than you mine."
The figure steps out of the shadows, his leather jacket bearing his sins in neon, spectral light, scrolling endlessly. The man himself is anthro, fox-like with hyena markings
"Eh. I already have a whole pantheon mad at me. What's another more? And so why don't I just do the same to both of you? Really, you should probably think of these things before you just make threats like that."
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My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
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*I dunnnno vibes are hard to explainnnnnn.
What color? Color often helps me figure out name.*
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*ok
maybe kind of like red and light blue or shifting between them or like shifting between colors*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
*Chroma could be a cool name.*
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
on deity's island, the megalithic automoton has observed, and thought for a long while.
writing a large, complex glowing equation in the air, small plants begin to sprout from the blasted rock around the temple. eventually, a perfect square around the island has been covered with small green plants. with another equation, larger plants begin growing, tall trees with large-fanlike leaves. all the plants grow in strictly ordered rows and plots, with a quota of plants per square foot
DEITY has begun creating
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*good idea thank u*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
"I know not why. I know of them and here?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"Ah. Alright."
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
"I'm a fox." He comes out of the darkness, an anthro man. He has fox like features, but the fur markings of a hyena.
Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on?
Discord: _salems_lot_
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad
My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
"Got bored."
Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on?
Discord: _salems_lot_
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad
My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
"Well, that is quite interesting. I have met many interesting folk here."
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*BRB*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"You got a name?" He cracks his neck. His jacket, upon closer inspection, has a list of the man's sins, scrolling endlessly
Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on?
Discord: _salems_lot_
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad
My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
"That is no excuse to destroy one's work! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't randomize the placement of your atoms because of this!"
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
"No." It says. "I go by the title of the Early Reaper. And you?"
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Lempdinger, God of humor, is a little rat that speaks in riddles and dad jokes I have just made.
No more posting. Sorry!
"Because you'll have an entire pantheon of gods on top of you. And because Ol' Red here might be able to randomize your atomic placement quicker than you mine."
The figure steps out of the shadows, his leather jacket bearing his sins in neon, spectral light, scrolling endlessly. The man himself is anthro, fox-like with hyena markings
Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on?
Discord: _salems_lot_
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad
My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
DEITY hears the sound of wings flapping, and sees a figure in the distance, flying through the sky.
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"AJ. AJ Laex. Pronounced Lakes."
Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on?
Discord: _salems_lot_
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad
My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
A man wearing full plate armor appears and says, "You look wise."
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
"Eh. I already have a whole pantheon mad at me. What's another more? And so why don't I just do the same to both of you? Really, you should probably think of these things before you just make threats like that."
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings